1 MILLION KISSES 2 - Belinda Louis (best non fiction books of all time txt) 📗

BIKE RIDING WITH THE BOYS


Such a tomboy with good ass skills. Matt dared me to ride down the big hill. I told him I could do it. ON A MOTHER FUCKING SATURDAY. I couldn't do it. I got scared and boy I was not ready to go down that big ass hill. He patted me on the back and smirked at me.

Matt:"Good luck Nikki!" he shouted
Me: All I could ever think of was DIEINGG! Hell naw I ain't going down that hill.
But it was a dare so Imma do it anyway. I took a deep breath and started to ride down. The hill was so high and so low when I reached the bottom. I didn't know there was an unbuild house and I was about to crash into it. My breaks wouldn't work. Come on WHY AREN'T YOU FUCKING WORKING. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. PULL THE DAMN BREAKS. I was riding so fast I couldn't stop. Little did I know the huge windows got in my way and I crashed into the window like that sexy ass 80's rock star back then Billy Idol in "WHITE WEDDING". The house alarm went off and my ripped jeans got suck to my bike chain. Damn.....Matt and the rest of the boys ran and left me. GREAT MY MOTHER FUCKING DAY HAS ENDED VERY BAD. I started to here the cops noise come from far away. I had no time. Lucky I had my girl boxer shorts on so I just took off my jeans and left the bike with my jeans. I ran as fast as I could and I cut through the alley. I cut through the alley and damn the cops saw me I ran the other direction and kept running. I cut again this time running out the alley on the street and I cut through the bushes and ran on the street cause I heard them from the other side of the block. DUMB IDEA EVER. I TURNED LEFT AND THERE WAS ALREADY A COP CAR. I took off my t-shirt over me lucky I had my sports bra on. 3 cop cars were casing after. ON THE GOD DAMN STREETS!!!!!!!!!!!!. I ran outta breath so I stopped running. I was arrested and sent to the precinct and I got a court letter while my mom came and pick me up.

Mom:"Nikki what in the hell is the matter with you??" she yelled at me
Me:"Mom I don't wanna talk about it"
Mom:"Oh yes you are.....do you know you can go to jail for this?"
Me:"Yes...I'm completely blind like I didn't read the letter" I said sarcastic
Mom:"What's that suppose to mean?"
Me:"You know for a(n) old women who's 50 years old...you miss a lot of sarcasm" we drove home and the following week I had to go to court.


Welcome to my world were I'm a red head (Via cover) so now I'm in trouble with the law I over heard my mom talking on the phone and told almost everyone on her contact list. DID I NOT MAKE IT CLEAR FOR HER TO SHUT THE -FREAKING FLYING BIRD UP. I went to my room and Matt video chatted me on ooVoo.

Matt:"NIKKI IM SORRY...IM SORRY YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER DONE IT. IT WAS MY STUPID IDEA"
Me:" MATT IM NOT MAD AT YOU"
Matt:"YOUR NOT...O.o?"
Me:"NO...THANKS TO YOU IM MOVING AWAY...I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS SINCE I WAS FREAKING 5"
Matt:"SERIOUSLY?"
Me:"NO YOU DICKHEAD"
* My other friend Ace sends me a video chat invite* *clicks accept*
Ace:"Hey Matt...what's up Nikki?"
Me:"Hi Ace..." I sighed
Matt:"Aye what's up"
Ace:"Why such a sad face?"
Me:"I'm not sad -_-"
Ace:"Ummm...okay so Matt what are you up too?"
Matt:"Nothing really" Matt's mother yells his name in the background.
Matt:"Ugh...later Ace...by Nikki my mom...you know -_-"
Me:*Waves*
Ace:"So you still wanna chat?"
Me:"BYE BOY!!!!" I exited out and signed out and didn't even respond to his other group chats he invited me in.


The next day I sat in court. I didn't cry nor panic. I was hoping even whatever punishment they would give me my mom would bail me out. I sat there while the judge used her gavel.

Judge Benson:"Well will all rise....At this time Mrs. Hilton your daughter Nikki was sent to "CHEER CAMP MANIA!!"....The heck cheer camp mania??? I turned to my mother and act like I had a toothbrush in my throat and pretend to puke.
Me:"I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO JAIL"
Judge:"She just ignored me and left the court"
My lawyer:"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME LOSE MY JOB....YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!" he got up and took all the files with him and exited the court. What kind of world was I born in.
Mom:"Oh sweety thank god...when your father comes back don't tell him shit" she hugged me tight as hell
Me:"MOM WHAT THE HELL IS CHEER CAMP MANIA??????"
Mom:"Look on the bright side at least you won't have to spend endless hours in prison drinking somebody else's urine"
Me:"CHEER CAMP MANIA IT IS?!!?!" I faked smiled and she hugged me tighter even more. BUT WHAT THE HELL IT'S BETTER THAN JAIL ANYWAY!!!!!!. AM I RIGHT HERE PEOPLE??? ANSWERR MEEE??!!


JULY 10

Annoucer:"Hello Nikki welcome to CHEER CAMP MANIA"
Me:"ARE WE THERE YET"
Annoucer:"YES YOU AREE?!??!?!?"
Me:"Whatever just get me a rope so I can hang myself already" I said sarcastic
Annoucer:"We wouldn't want that to happen"

She took me to my room and a bunch of girls were sitting on 4 beds. Lucky there was a 5th one by the window. I dropped my luggage to the side of the bed and the girls watched me move around the dorm.
Girl #1:"Ugh what is she doing here?" she rolled her eyes
Me:"WHY ARE YOU ALIVE?" I rolled my eyes back at her
Girl#2:"Oh my gosh like she is so rude" she sounds like the dumb girl from Mean Girls
Girl#3:"Like yea...??"
Girl#1:"Excuse me are you threating me?" she got up on her two feet and had her index finger pointed to her chest
Me:"No I'm talking to the holy ghost behind you"
Girl#1:"Excuse me..I'll have you know I'm a champion in cheer camp so...if you got that much balls..show me what you got"
I walked outside and the rest of them followed.
Girl#1:"BACK HAND-SPRING, TOE TOUCH JUMP, BOW AND ARROW, COBRA, BACK HAND SPRING, LAY OUT AND Arabesque" SHE rolled her eyes again
Me:"Hm...EASY" little did she know I was a cheerleader my whole life and I stopped during 10 grade now that I'm in 11 but going to 12 in September. I did the stunt and her jaw dropped.
Me:"That's the best you got?" I walked up to her headed back to the dorm
Girl#1:"IWSKTG!!!" SHE YELLED
Girl#3:"Whatttt?"
Girl#1:"You guys are so dumb....I WOULD SO KILL THAT GIRL YOU FREAKING IDIOTS"
GIRL#2:'YOUR LIKE SO MEAN"
GIRL#4:"Yea...but DANG vanilla Latte got skills"

I walked in the dorm and fell straight to sleep. All this moving around made me so exhausted.

The next day I heard a big horn make a loud noise and I just woke up in shock and got up. The girls were already gone and they must have went to the bathroom or do their hair or something. I got ready and it seemed like every one exited the camp. But luckly I found a stranger.

Me:"Hi do you know were everyone else is?"
Stranger:"Yea there in that big gym over there"
I walked to the only gym that Cheer Gym...Please Enter so I entered. The only thing you heard was the door close very loudly.
Me:"Sorry to bother everyone...certain people who sleep with me don't know how to tell someone to wake up" and I looked right at her.
Coach:"Nikki is your name right?" he walked behind me in a circle
Me:"Not that I know of....I'm actually the only Nikki you know"
COACH:"AHA!!!! SO THIS IS WHAT YOU WEAR TO PRACTICE??"
Me:" I apologize...I didn't know there was a dress code
Coach:"No excuses, no ands, and no Butts..well keep your butt to yourself" he smirked
Me:" You know my dorm is like right there" I pointed
Coach:"Did I ask you?"
Me:"No but your were about too"
Coach:"Are you being smart?"
Me:"I did go to school"
COACH:"FRONT LEADING REST POSITION...GIVE ME 20 PUSH UPS RIGHT NOW...GOOD ONES!"
He yelled so I just did what I was told. THIS OLD ASS MAN...IT'S LIKE WHAT CHEER CAMP...I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS MILITARY SKILLS IN VOLVED IN THIS SHIT TOO!!!!!
I did 20 good push and he made his big speech after
coach:"See everyone this is an example of what you'll be doing if you pissing me off"
He handed me a scoop neck t-shirt and the team name on it with some tight ass looking shorts that could almost poke my ass.
Me:"Coach I can't were this"
Coach:"Why not..?"
Me:"I'm only 16 not a porn star"
Coach:"You'll get into it" I just walked away and head to the bathroom. I was kinda thick (Via cover) in between slim and slender and I had boobies and a huge ass. But I would hide it all under neath my boy clothes. Well I couldn't do it or put it any other way so I came out and back on the mat and I was pulling out my wedgie cause these tight ass shorts.
The coach mind his business and exited the gym cause he was talking on the phone. I didn't know I had boy cheer camp members so they were all staring at me.
Whitney:" LIKE OH MY GOD....DAMN YOU'VE GOT ONE KILLER BODY WHY WOULD YOU HIDE?"
Me:"Cause I'm not you...you look anorexic"
Whitney( Girl #1):"Fat whore"
Me:"Are you sure that's not what they called your mom when she was pregnant with you"
she had nothing better to say so she left the other way and started talking to her friends.
Angela(girl# 4): "DAMN GIRL...I LIKE YOU...IM ANGELA" She had an air head in her mouth
Me:"Hhaha..I'm Nikki"
Angela:"Mhum...girl I know who you are and you got all the boys over there staring at you"
Me:"Hhaha they are?"
Angela:"Yea look behind you" I looked behind them and boy they were all horny I could tell. The gym doors open and this sexiest human being I've ever seen in my entire life has just started an adventure. He just got here and I already planned everything in my head and I was not playing. *blinks eyes* must dream about him. I repeated.

Hey guy's I'm Scott...I'll be joining your team today and meet new friends and other people too
*Whitney turns on radio*
Whitney:"Wanna see some cheers?"
Scott:"Yea..you can show me"
Whitney:"Ok...watch and learn" popping the -a- at learn. She started dancing like a stripper and boy was it turning him on. He was biting his lips and she was dancing on him. Twerking and all that. I could beat her cause I have more of an ass anyway. Can't you tell by my figure (Via Cover)
Angela:" S-L-U-T...WHAT DOES THAT SPELL WHITNEY"
Brianna:"Ahaha no it doesn't"
Whitney:"What is your problem?"
Scott:"Aye ladies chill out....I'm only here so you guys can win this contest against other states...not serious here are we. Whitney flipped her hair and smiled at Scott.
Whitney:"No problem..anything for Scott right?"
Scott:"Yeaaaa....moving on...your coach made me captain and I want everybody in a line now" We lined up and Brianna was to my right along with Whitney and Angela was to my left.
Scott came across me and looked at me up and down. He was staring at me like that the whole 60