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Chapter one. And only


Chung Fu was an insanely poor fellow, he had only two chickens. But go figure that he was a smart guy. He put his chickens above some straws in a bag and gone with them to the Emperor. At the gates of the palace he toke out one chicken, put the birds head under the wing and twisted the bird in the air a few times. The chicken just fainted. Then he put the chicken back in his bag and presented himself to The Emperor as The Prophet who Resurrects. Then he toke out the sober chicken from the bag and one of the soldiers was put to cut the birds neck. Chung Fu toke the bloody head, wiped it nicely and put it with the body back in the bag. After which he beamed and uttered the Magic Formula. Then he toke the unconscious chicken out of the bag and put it on the Emperors Table. To the astonishment of all present, the chicken rose and walked tall the Emperor' palace hall. Unbelievers were invited to look in the bag. They saw nothing but a bunch of straws. For his marvelous resurrecting deeds Chung Fu was rewarded by the Emperor with fabulous wealth, fame and power. Neither the most accurate history books are not sure who The First Prophet who Resurrected was. Maybe the Emperors of tomorrow will look closer into the bag of history, full of nothing but straws.

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Text: George G. Asztalos 2015
Images: George G. Asztalos 2015
Translation: George G. Asztalos 2015
Publication Date: 12-28-2015

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Dedication:
Dedicated to the ones who are thinking with their own head.

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