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VS had spoken despite party’s “Vilakku”.

 

 This is great!  No action against VS !

 

 

 

April 2015

 

 

02 Apr : Verbal diarrhea

 

 

 

Verbal diarrhea from seasoned political spokespersons never stops ! Better way to get out the muck they propagate put off your TV , have another large and hit the bed! At least the bed will be grateful to you !

 

Did you get any thing worthwhile listening to "Where is RG" in the debate last nite! Let him be any where he likes, Why poke into his Privacy. He is off for 44 days what difference it makes if he is away for 88 days? Why you waste your time on some thing which is of no consequence to the common Indian! .

 

 Anyway Arnab assures you that RG will be back but don't ask him WHEN !

 

 

 03 Apr  News of the day 

 

Mani  പറഞ്ഞതിൽ ന്യായമെന്ന് മുഖ്യമന്ത്രി : മനോരമ 

 

At last CM found the Eternal Truth!

 

  

04 Apr: News of the Day 

 

മുഖ്യമന്ത്രി വിശദീകാരിച്ചതോടെ ആശയക്കുഴപ്പം തീർന്നു : രമേശ്‌, മലയാള മനോരമ 

  

What a relief! Long live Satish Shaw

 

 

 

8 Apr :  Saritha’s Confidential(?) Letter  

 

 

 Tale of a miscarriage!

 

All these months every one believed that there is an unsurfaced 23 page letter which was supposed to have been written in Malayalam by Saritha Nair while she was in jail. There are two responsible political personalities who have categorically acknowledged that they have seen the  original letter in question ie  R Balakrishna Pillai & PC George.

 

Now, two pages of the so called letter were procured  by a channel and were broadcast. Another two different pages were broadcst next day by all channels. The shown pages carried severe allegations of sexual harassment by Jose K Mani by name. 

 

Suddenly, next day Saritha came up with a 30 page document written in English , definitely not in the format of a letter but in the form of scribbles claiming that it was the original letter which she wrote and emphatically denied the existence of such a letter in Malayalam as broadcast by the media.

 

She even pointed a finger at PC George for manipulating the scoop. Though she vehemently denied the mention of Jose K Manl , the copies of the this letter brought out by media surely carry the name of Jose K Mani. Definitely there is something more deeply embedded in the whole episode! 

 

It is quite surprising both Balakrishna Pillai and PC George who could vouch for the language in which the controversial letter they claimed to have seen just kept quite and joined the bandwagon of media & politicians who started Govt bashing as Tsunami waves. It is highly inexplicable why the question “ Was the letter you saw written in English or in Malayalam:"’ not asked by the media pundits to Balakrishna Pillai and PC George, the answer could have either nailed Saritha or proved her right !

 

 We are experts in making mountains out of mole hills!

 

 14 Apr : News of the Day  

 

 

 

'Rahul Gandhi may finally return on Wednesday, Congress sources say Rahul on sabbatical, wants to 'sack many Cong leaders' :TOI !

 

 I am reminded of Sahish Shaw in serial Yea jo hai Zindagi " once again! 

 

 Fact of the matter is that it seems Saritha's List did not cause much flutter among the Congress as this list of Rahul Gandhi post sabbatical ! 

 

 

17 Apr:  News of the Day 


      Rahul Gandhi is back! 

 

 Anandalabfhikkiniyenthu Venam! 

 

 

22 Apr: AAP expels Dharam Vir Gandhi 

 

 

 

 

 AAP expelled Dharam vir Gandhi , its parlaiamentary party leader in Loksabha: TOI

 

 In another one week AAP is likely to expel its parliamentary leader of Delhi assembly too. Most reliable source said.

 

 

 

26 Apr : Ente Rabbeee! 

 

Ente Rabbee ! Why didn't you make the remaining 1.43 % also pass? We would have patiently waited for another 6 hrs so that Kerala could have come on Guiness Books as the fist State in the world who attained 100% pass in Matriculation Examination!

 

A fair chance really missed!

 

26 Ap: Classic Example of Crocodile Tears

 

Ashutosh the Journalist turned Politician on Gajendra Singh! 

 

"I am your sinner. I was present on the stage and still could not save him. We have not slept in the night. There is a lot of pain," he said.

 

Classic Example of Crocodile Tears!

 

 

26 Apr : Can You have a worse insult to Humanity

 

 

 Poet turned AAP leder asks his folowers  "Ladakgayaa?"  to ensure that Gajender Singh is dead! 

 

 This man can never have a heart of a poet ! 

 

 

27 Apr : Magician par excellence,  Shri Kumar Biewas 

 

 

 

 

You all have heard of Prof Muthukadu, the famous magician of Kerala. We have a request to him. Please show this magic, which Kumar Biswas could master to perform in Delhi the other day for the benefit of all Indians!  

 

The scene is like this. AAP meeting is going on. One poor farmer Gajendra Singh having severe financial problems climbs up a tree and threatens he will commit suicide. All below enjoy the fun and police says AAP workers were prompting him! What a people's party! Kumar Biswas, a poet of repute who snivels for the poorest & down trodden addresses the crowd knowing fully well this poor man is going to commit suicide! He waits for that fateful moment, the moment of bliss! Then asks his party men "Ladakgaya?” gets a positive answer! Happy to the core! his facial expression, gleaming eyes say all! Within secs he pulls out the "Suicide note" written by Gajendra Singh who died minutes ago and reads to the Public establishing that he is dead, well before Gajendra Singh is confirmed as dead by authorities!

 

What a magician he is? Harry Houdini must be rolling in his grave! Kumar Biswas produced a martyr for APP from thin AIR!

 

Can any political party prompt any one to commit suicide and then celebrate it just to gain some political scoring points! Only AAP can!

 

Sorry Mr Muthucadu, we withdraw our request, you just can't create such a heinous sequence of actions even for magic bcos you are a human being with sensibility and sensitivity. Hope you will excuse us! 

 

 

27 Apr : Two gentlemen 

 

 

 

Two Convenors who have never convened any thing during their tenure are on their way out. Vaikom Viswan of LDF is already out. His counterpart in every respect PP Thankachan of UDF will soon be out. 

 

We wish both of them all the best in future for they are the two soft spoken leaders who never tresspassed the Lakshman Rekha of political decency and dignity

 

27  Apr : Quote of the Year!

 

 

 

 Aravind Kejriwal, CM of Delhi 

 

"AAP volunteers are pearls, they are gold. Sometime, tales of their dedication brings tears to my eyes. We have been elected as MLAs, but what did all these supporters, who have quit their jobs to support the party, get?"

 

 

 

Gajendra Singh Answered him in right earnest! 

 

"Two metres of strong nylon rope"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I rest my case here for the time being! 

 

 

Epilogue

 

 

 Dear Readers 

 

 Kindly excuse me, I am totally exhausted with the efforts involved in collecting, collating and sifting all the pages of this book. So  I  couldn't give a proper thought to 'Epilogue'. 

 

 Promise,  I will come up  with a befitting  epilogue  once I get your reflections! 

 

Thanking you 

 

 

Scorpio  

 

23 May 2015 

 

About the Author

 

 

 

 Scorpio is the pen name of Col GPV Nair,  a veteran of Indian Army. An Electrical Engineer from College of Engineering, Trivandrum,  joined Corps of Signals in 1968 & served the Corps till 1992 when he took voluntary retirement from Army due to personal reasons. A graduate from the Defence Services Staff College, Wellington, also holds Masters Degree in Defence Studies from the Madras University.

 

While in the Army held important appointments like Joint Director, Project Management Cell, Army Headquarters, Colonel (Adm) of an active Infantry Division & Colonel (Electronic Warfare) with Army Training Command apart from the basic job of a communicator in the Corps of Signals .

 

After retirement, served as General Manager (HRD &  Projects) for about five years with a leading manufacturing firm in Trivandrum. Since 2000 working as freelance consultant on Corporate Planning & Administration, Project Management & Higher Education. Settled in Trivandrum, spends spare time in reading, writing, blogging, playing bridge and making new friends.

 

Address 

 

Col GPV Nair (Retd)

B5, Alsa Parkdale Apartments,Vanchiyoor PO

Trivandrum- 6950 35

Tele 0471 2450988, Mob : 9847452450

Email: gpvnair@gmail.com

Blog : gpvnair.blogspot.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Imprint

Publication Date: 05-23-2015

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Dedication:
This E book "With Malice to None” is dedicated to all those who voluntarily allowed me to steal their precious time by going through all pages without raising their eyebrows!

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