The Ultimate Showdown - KavonGrubbs-Hampton (classic children's novels TXT) 📗

two years ago on a weekend i heard the ice cream truck,the yogurt truck, and the Popsicle man.i didn't know what to get i only had one dollar. All of them yelled "buy my stuff!" I just ran in my house since i didn't know who to choose. Thats when it all started. I made them all mad so they had a war to see who's the best seller. All night i heard them yelling. Eventually i said "you nerds go to bed it's just food." Then i saw that was a mistake right away. I got shot in the head with a ice cream cannon, a Popsicle cannon, and a yogurt cannon all at the same time in my head. At least that put me to sleep. By the time i woke up there was food all over the street. Still none of them were tired though. I think they stayed up on the sugar from their supplies. I decided the only way to end the war was to join it so i became cheese man. I got my cheese blasters and blasted all of them. They all looked at me and froze we stared at each other for about a minute then they all said "kill him!" I had to run away because they all were shooting me with blasters. I decided it was time to pull out the big guns. I went back there and forced them all to eat ten gallons of cheese.i forced them to surrender and sign a treatie that says they will never go by each other again or i will to kill them all. That's why you never see more then one truck coming by with snacks. Now today i'm rich and i'm making this story from inside my mansion. I hope everyone follows in my footsteps and becomes a hero someday.

Publication Date: 05-19-2011

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