The Adventures of Gil Blas of Santillane - Alain René le Sage (best fiction books of all time .txt) 📗
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alighted at an inn in the out skirts of the town, a quiet
convenient place, with a landlord who never troubled himself
about other people’s concerns. We were ushered into a private
room, and got our supper snugly: but just as the cloth was taken
away in comes our carrier in a furious passion: — Death and the
devil! I have been robbed. Here had I a hundred pistoles in my
purse! But I will have them back again. I am going for a
magistrate; and those gentry will not take a joke upon such
serious subjects. You will all be put to the rack, unless you
confess, and give back the money. The fellow played his part very
naturally, and burst out of the room, leaving us in a terrible
fright.
We had none of us the least suspicion of the trick, and being all
strangers, were afraid of one another. I looked askance at the
little chorister, and he, perhaps, had no better opinion of me.
Besides, we were all a pack of greenhorns, and were quite
unacquainted with the routine of business on these occasions. We
were fools enough to believe that the torture would be the very
first stage of our examination. With this dread upon our spirits,
we all made for the door. Some effected their escape into the
street, others into the garden: but the whole party preferred the
discretion of running away to the valour of standing their
ground. The young tradesman of Astorga had as great an objection
to bone-twisting as the rest of us: so he did as Eneas, and many
another good husband has done before him; — ran away and left
his wife behind. At that critical moment the muleteer, as I was
told afterwards, who had not half so much sense of decency as his
own mules, delighted at the success of his stratagem, began
moving his motives to the citizen’s wife: but this Lucrece of the
Asturias, borrowing the chastity of a saint from the ugliness of
the devil who tempted her, defended her sweet person tooth and
nail; and showed she was in earnest about it by the noise she
made. The patrol, who happened to be passing by the inn at the
time, and knew that the neighbourhood required a little looking
after, took the liberty of just asking the cause of the
disturbance. The landlord, who was trying if he could not sing in
the kitchen louder than she could scream in the parlour, and
swore he heard no music but his own, was at last obliged to
introduce the myrmidons of the police to the distressed lady,
just in time to rescue her from the necessity of a surrender at
discretion. The head officer, a coarse fellow, without an atom of
feeling for the tender passion, no sooner saw the game that was
playing, than he gave the amorous muleteer five or six blows with
the butt end of his halberd, representing to him the indecency of
his conduct in terms quite as offensive to modesty as the naughty
propensity which had called forth his virtuous indignation.
Neither did he stop here; but laid hold of the culprit, and
carried plaintiff and defendant before the magistrate. The
former, with her charms all heightened by the discomposure of her
dress, went eagerly to try their effect in obtaining justice for
the outrage they had sustained. His Worship heard at least one
party; and after solemn deliberation pronounced the offence to be
of a most heinous nature. He ordered him to be stripped, and to
receive a competent number of lashes in his presence. The
conclusion of the sentence was, that if the Endymion of our
Asturian Diana was not forthcoming the next day, a couple of
guards should escort the disconsolate goddess to the town of
Astorga, at the expense of this mule-driving Acteon.
For my part, being probably more terrified than the rest of the
party, I got into the fields, scampering over hedge and ditch,
through enclosures and across commons, till I found myself hard
by a forest. I was just going for concealment to ensconce myself
in the very heart of the thicket, when two men on horseback rode
across me, crying, Who goes there? As my alarm prevented me from
giving them an immediate answer, they came to close quarters, and
holding each of them a pistol to my throat, required me to give
an account of myself; who I was, whence I came, what business I
had in that forest, and above all, not to tell a lie about it.
Their rough interrogatives were, according to my notion, little
better than the rack with which our friend the muleteer had
offered to treat us. I represented myself however as a young man
on my way from Oviedo to Salamanca; told the story of our late
fright, and faithfully attributed my running away in such a hurry
to the dread of a worse exercise under the torture. They burst
into an immoderate fit of laughter at my simplicity; and one of
them said: Take heart, my little friend; come along with us, and
do not be afraid; we will put you in a place where the devil
shall not find you. At these words, he took me up behind him, and
we darted into the forest.
I did not know what to think of this odd meeting; yet on the
whole I could not well be worse off than before. If these gentry,
thought I to myself, had been thieves, they would have robbed,
and perhaps murdered me. Depend on it, they are a couple of good
honest country gentlemen in this neighbourhood, who, seeing me
frightened, have taken compassion on me, and mean to carry me
home with them and make me comfortable. But these visions did not
last long. After turning and winding backward and forward in deep
silence, we found ourselves at the foot of a hill, where we
dismounted. This is our abode, said one of these sequestered
gentlemen. I looked about in all directions, but the deuce a bit
of either house or cottage: not a vestige of human habitation!
The two men in the mean time raised a great wooden trap, covered
with earth and briars, to conceal the entrance of a long shelving
passage under-ground, to which from habits the poor beasts took
very kindly of their own accord. Their masters kept tight hold of
me, and let the trap down after them. Thus was the worthy nephew
of my uncle Perez caught, just for all the world as you would
catch a rat.
CH. IV. — Description of the subterraneous dwelling and its
contents.
I NOW knew into what company I had fallen; and I leave it to any
one to judge whether the discovery must not have rid me of my
former fear. A dread more mighty and more just now seized my
faculties. Money and life, all given up for lost! With the air of
a victim on his passage to the altar did I walk, more dead than
alive, between my two conductors, who finding that I trembled,
frightened me so much the more by telling me not to be afraid.
When we had gone two hundred paces, winding down a declivity all
the way, we got into a stable lighted by two large iron lamps
suspended from the vault above. There was a good store of straw,
and several casks of hay and corn with room enough for twenty
horses: but at that time there were only the two which came with
us. An old Negro, who seemed for his years in pretty good case,
was tying them to the rack where they were to feed.
We went out of the stable. By the melancholy light of some other
lamps, which only served to dress up horror in its native
colours, we arrived at a kitchen where an old harridan was
broiling some steaks on the coals, and getting supper ready. The
kitchen furniture was better than might be expected, and the
pantry provided in a very plentiful manner. The lady of the
larder’s picture is worth drawing. Considerably on the wrong side
of sixty! — In her youth her hair had been of a fiery red;
though she would have called it auburn. Time had indeed given it
the fairer tint of grey; but a lock of more youthful hue,
interspersed at intervals, produced all the variegated effect of
the admired autumnal shades. To say nothing of an olive
complexion, she had an enormous chin turning up, an immense nose
turning down, with a mouth in the middle, modestly retiring
inwards, to make room for its encroaching neighbours. Red eyes
are no beauty in any animal but a ferret; — hers were purple.
Here, dame Leonard, said one of the horsemen as he presented me
to this angelic imp of darkness, we have brought you a young lad.
Then looking round, and observing me to be miserably pale, Pluck
up your spirits, my friend; you shall come to no harm. We want a
scullion, and have met with you. You are a lucky dog! We had a
boy who died about a fortnight ago: you shall succeed to the
preferment. He was rather too delicate for his place. You seem a
good stout fellow, and may live a week or two longer. We find you
in bed and board, coal and candle; but as for daylight, you will
never see that again. Your leisure hours will pass off very
agreeably with Leonard, who is really a very good creature, and
tolerably tender-hearted; you will have all your little comforts
about you. I flatter myself you have not got among beggars. At
this moment the thief seized a flambeau; and as I feared, “with
zeal to destroy;” for he ordered me to follow him.
He took me into a cellar, where I saw a great number of bottles
and earthen pots full of excellent wine. He then made me cross
several rooms. In some were pieces of cloth piled up; in others,
stuffs and silks. As we passed through I could not help casting a
sheep’s eye at the gold and silver plate peeping out of the
different cupboards. After that, I followed him into a great hall
illuminated by three copper lustres, and serving as a gallery
between the other rooms. Here he put fresh questions to me;
asking my name; — why I left Oviedo; — and when I had
satisfied his curiosity: Well, Gil Blas, said he, since your only
motive for quitting your native place was to get into something
snug and eligible, to be sure you must have been born to good
luck, or you would not have fallen into our hands. I tell you
once for all, you will live here on the fat of the land, and may
souse over head and ears in ready money. Besides, you are in a
place of perfect safety. The officers of the holy brotherhood
might pass through the forest a hundred times without discovering
our subterraneous abode. The entrance is only known to myself and
my comrades. You may perhaps ask how it came to be contrived,
without being perceived by the inhabitants in the neighbourhood.
But you are to understand, my friend, that it was made long ago,
and is no work of ours. After the Moors had made themselves
masters of Granada, of Arragon, and nearly the whole of Spain,
the Christians, rather than submit to the tyranny of infidels,
betook themselves to flight, and lay concealed in this country,
in Biscay, and in the Asturias, whither the brave Don Pelagio had
withdrawn himself. They lived in a state of exile, on the
mountains, or in the woods, dispersed in little knots. Some took
up
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