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of shit not afterā€¦ not tommorowā€¦ but now go do itā€¦ this is what you need ā€œnowā€ senseā€¦ ā€œnow momentā€.

I met an orthodox guy and he told meā€¦ ā€œI can tell you whatā€™s wrong with all other religionsā€¦ muslimsā€¦ buddha..ā€

But still ā€œYou canā€™t point me one bad thing about Juesusā€¦ā€ This resistant fuck was very sure that I canā€™t do that he said even that he has studied religionā€¦ which means he has cherry pick the shit + come onā€¦ bible does not create peace. It creates chaosā€¦ if we got terrorā€¦ abd war itā€™s mainly because of religion.

Different religions say different shit about sinners and how to deal with them.


JESUS DID FEW THINGS WRONG
HE NEVER BEND OVER AND SUCK MY DICK
HE IS A FRAUD AND A LIAR
MIRACLES?
GO SUCK MY DICK AND USE YOUR TONGUE TO CLEAN MY ASS

Awful upbringingā€¦ childhoodā€¦ hortible father figure. With this beard more likely an economical  manipulation and influence. When we were cavemen..
We didnā€™t had religionā€¦ and life was great now with this religionā€¦ itā€™s like massive sexual mania.
Why this higher shit will give a fuck about you?
Why in first place it does that only when life is greatā€¦ if you are poor and going into the trash you are left out. I just hate the noises of sleeping people itā€™s like SATAN IS COMMING!

Jesus is a miracle guy with snap of finger few whores should will be comminā€¦ which means he got a desireā€¦ he wants shitā€¦ come on his a fleshā€¦ meatā€¦ animalā€¦ he has sexual drive. The first problem with him is problematic libido thatā€™s why they hide itā€¦ just like us we all hide our issues a d problemsā€¦ we mask themā€¦ some people neglect themā€¦ others put make up on. The second one if he can do miracles why in first place he is not at least few times fuckingā€¦ ITā€™S NOT SIN YOU FUCKā€¦ ITā€™S AN EVOLUTIONARY THING

Which makes the case open! Comedy: Bible (16)

 By DeYtH Banger


Oh we got human factory, cherry pick upersā€¦ and how far are we gettin?
Authenticity?
God is not authentic  mainly because he is the more shitties superhero we have ever seen.


ā€œTwo years hungerā€


- Deathā€¦ deathā€¦ you canā€™t survive and scientifical standpoint you canā€™t fuck without energyā€¦ fucking needs energyā€¦ food gives yiu energy. Also if tw years of hunger have happenā€¦ we are talking about chaos about deathā€¦ about plenny of death bodiesā€¦ THIS AUTHOR GOING LITTLE TWO FAR
WISDOM?

GO FUCK YOUR MOM
ITā€™S CALLED MILF



ā€œI am send from Godā€



- Letā€™s put this guy back from mentality ill hospitalā€¦ we got an illnessā€¦ PRETTY DELUSIONAL!

Lord is like Big Bossā€¦ IF I STARTED FOLLOWING THIS BOOKā€¦ I AM TALKING ABOUT MASSIVE AMOUTH BECOMMING AN IDIOTā€¦ + LEFTING OUT SOCIETYā€¦ REALISM

5 years of hungerā€¦ 6 yearsā€¦ CAN YOU COUNTā€¦ ?

365 DAYS EACH YEARā€¦ SO LONG PERIOD STATISTICALLY WE TALKING ABPUT AWFUL GOD + PLENY ā€¦ FUCKING PLENY OF DEATH BODIES

Itā€™s sounds like fast linerā€¦ fast liner of fairytales.


ā€œHere I amā€

- Fuck you!

I am now reading shit like ā€œUdaā€ the lionā€¦sounds like the poetry or whatever is with expaining the main characters + adding up detailsā€¦ isā€¦ IT SOUNDS LIKE A HORRIBLE SHAKESPEAREN SHIT

WE TALKING ABOUT HOLY MANIPULATOR
LET JESUS FUCK YOU
THIS FILTHY FUCK

Title applying of not being sureā€¦ whatā€™s now nextā€¦

The talk sounds like talking with my granddad which mean the usefulness dies while you move on being uselessā€¦ STILL EX-PEOPLE I HATE EM!

Egyptā€¦ egyptian fetishā€¦ I KNOW THAT IS PERFECT LOCATIONā€¦ BUT FUCK YOUā€¦ AINā€™T PLANNING TO DIEING IN THE SUN



ā€œCoffinsā€¦ three months hiding a baybeā€¦ā€

We are talking about serious mental issuesā€¦ those mother fuckers need hospitality. Hospitalization!


What type of fetish is making second characters make them main?



Before ā€œLordā€ā€¦ā€œGodā€ now idualising ā€œEgyptiansā€?

Really?


ā€œHe killed the egyptā€

- Wow what?

James Patterson is here the fucking narrator?

What type of suprise is that?

Eatmyass.com?
Or fuckmeasfaraspossible.bg


ā€œBring Him To Eat Breadā€


- I am not religiousā€¦ Because there is limuts in food in islam you canā€™t eat pigs in christianity those folks  are with limitted thunder bender menuā€¦ Bread? Fish?
Blood?
Wine?



Sounds like an members out of the alcoholic family +  on the other side the menu is fucking limitedā€¦ I donā€™t eat bread onlyā€¦ okay?

FOLKS?

If you donā€™t want me to fuck aroundā€¦ just donā€™t give me the fucking bibleā€¦ OKAYā€¦ AINā€™T PLAYING YOUR PERVERTED GAME!

ā€œGroan from slavery.ā€
ā€œShouting go to Godā€
ā€œAliensā€



What the hell is that?
Go get bucket of evidence and put it right in your fucking ass ā€¦ Groan?
Whatā€™s that? Sexual fantasy?
Slavery and sexualityā€¦ OH OKAY I GOT IT BDSM

OH YOU SHITTY FUCJER IS NOT GROANING WHIKE BEING SLAVERYā€¦ DONā€™T RUIN THE WHOLE PIRN SECTIONā€¦ PPEASEā€¦ UGH FUCKING PLEASE ITā€™S CALL BONDAGE FOR GOD SAKE YOU MORON YOU FUCKING PSYCHO

+ OTHER SIDE I SPOTTED HUGE AMOUTH OF CHILD CURIOSITYā€¦ OF WHAT I AM DOINGā€¦ I AM MAKING SHIT UP?
LIKE YOU ALL OTHERS FOOLS 24/7


God once and for all got a message oh this goddam fucking fuckā€¦ onceā€¦ at least fucking once to be less selfish and more selfless. Aliensā€¦ we got sci-fi?

ā€œRemeber the tastement with Jacob, Avram and Isac?ā€

Whatā€™s that?
I get it God says thatā€¦ we need to believe and trust the ehole ideaā€¦ but still remembering what?
The homosexuality?
I was thinking about


Oh god I know you can get their positionā€¦ I GET THIS WHOLE IDEA SUPRISE ME YOU PIECE FUCKING GARBAGE YOU PILE OF CHEAPLESS FUCKSā€¦

ā€œGod Angel appearedā€




STOP THE FUCKING DRUGS MENā€¦ JUST STOP EM THE MOMENT YOU SEE SO MUCH SHIT THIS LEVEL OVER THE TOP USING DRUGS

Jesus or letā€™s say God as more clearā€¦ to be is an easy sterotype with beardā€¦ probably mid 30-40-tiesā€¦

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A HOMELESS PERSON
ITā€™S POSSIBLE TO BE GOD THIS IS THE BEST EXAMPLE OF INDIVIDUAL LIVING ALONE LIFE


WE NEED SEX IN BATHROOM?
WHY?
BECAUSE THATā€™S THE PLACE WHERE HARD ONS MEET HOLES AND ALOBG THE WAY LOSE ALL CAPACITY OF MAKING BABIES

Comedy: Bible (Proper Argumentsā€¦ Jehovah Witness) (Part 1)

 

by DeYtH Banger

 

ā€œBetter is a dish of vegetables where there is love than a fattened bull where there is hatred.ā€Proverbs 15:17ā€œI, Jehovah, am your God, the One teaching you to benefit yourself, the One guiding you in the way you should walk.ā€Isaiah 48:17ā€œHappy are those conscious of their spiritual need, since the Kingdom of the heavens belongs to them.ā€Matthew 5:3

ā€œYou must love your neighbor as yourself.ā€Matthew 22:39ā€œJust as you want men to do to you, do the same way to them.ā€Luke 6:31ā€œHappy are those hearing the word of God and keeping it!ā€Luke 11:28 ā€œWhen a person has an abundance, his life does not result from the things he possesses.ā€Luke 12:15ā€œSo, having food and clothing, we will be content with these things.ā€1 Timothy 6:8ā€œThere is more happiness in giving than there is in receiving.ā€Acts 20:35

- The bible is written by many authorsā€¦ itā€™s not holy written from God itā€™s written from many people itā€™s mass manipulationā€¦ we got social media we got twitter the more believers manipulate. Beliving in invisible forceā€¦ makes you happyā€¦ so the holy fuckā€¦ the emptiness which you feel is something which God needs placeā€¦

What a silly crazy arguments and this doesnā€™t stop us from moral conductā€¦ cherry picking from the bibleā€¦ this is some kinda joke?

You say that you believe then you

Cherry pick

How about

GETT ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES AND GIVE ME A BLOWJOB

AT LEAST WE ARE NOT DOING CHERRY PICKING UP HERE!

ā€œThrow your burden on Jehovah, and he will sustain you. Never will he allow the righteous one to fall.ā€Psalm 55:22ā€œThe plans of the diligent surely lead to success, but all who are hasty surely head for poverty.ā€Proverbs 21:5ā€œDo not be afraid, for I am with you. Do not be anxious, for I am your God. I will fortify you, yes, I will help you, I will really hold on to you with my right hand of righteousness.ā€Isaiah 41:10ā€œWho of you by being anxious can add one cubit to his life span?ā€Matthew 6:27ā€œSo never be anxious about the next day, for the next day will have its own anxieties. Each day has enough of its own troubles.ā€Matthew 6:34 ā€œMake sure of the more important things.ā€Philippians 1:10

ā€œDo not be anxious over anything, but in everything by prayer and supplication along with thanksgiving, let your petitions be made known to God; and the peace of God that surpasses all understanding will guard your hearts and your mental powers by means of Christ Jesus.ā€Philippians 4:6, 7

- I like playing in the arrogant arrowā€¦ roleā€¦ to be in this downsideā€¦ fucking going forward with fucking aroundā€¦ SO here is the thing science is scienceā€¦ stable foundamentsā€¦ bible is unstable shitā€¦ stop talking in complex wordsā€¦ going around the pointā€¦ over the point but never on the pointā€¦ thatā€™s the bibleā€¦ I read those above arguments.

CLEARLY

VERY ADAPTABLE SHITTY FUCKER

DOING COMEDY IN OTHER LANGUAGE.. ā€¦ IS HARD!?

HOW ABOUT GO DOWN AND SUCK YOUR DICKā€¦ YOU GAY FUCK

GAY FUCKS SUCK

ITā€™S PROPER ARGUMENT FOR TONIGHT SHOW

HUSBANDS/FATHERS

ā€œIn the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. A man who loves his wife loves himself, for no man ever hated his own body, but he feeds and cherishes it ā€¦ Each one of you must love his wife as he does himself.ā€

Ephesians 5:28, 29, 33

ā€œFathers, do not be irritating your children, but go on bringing them up in the discipline and admonition of Jehovah.ā€

Ephesians 6:4

WIVES

ā€œThe wife should have deep respect for her husband.ā€

Ephesians 5:33

ā€œYou wives, be in subjection to your husbands, as it is becoming in the Lord.ā€

Colossians 3:18

CHILDREN

ā€œChildren, be obedient to your parents in union with the Lord, for this is righteous. ā€˜Honor your father and your motherā€™ is the first command with a promise: ā€˜That it may go well with you and you may remain a long time on the earth.ā€™ā€

Ephesians 6:1-3

ā€œYou children, be obedient to your parents in everything, for this is well-pleasing to the Lord.ā€

Colossians 3:20

- So what?ā€¦ I need to be obedient to my parerents?
How about go fuck yourself!

More proper and exact argument and on the point I canā€™t give you than this one here!

Subjections?

Who tha fuck are you

GO

kill yoursewlf

Silly fuck!

Manipulation of Jehovahā€¦ go fuck yourself!

Comedy: Bible (17)
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