Be The Fortune - John Henry Winter (e book reader .TXT) 📗
- Author: John Henry Winter
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There once was a man who knew how to hitchhike
through Chinese fortune cookies. That’s right, he
understood each fortune so well that he could pass
from one to the next. How is that possible you might ask?
Think about it. He became the fortune by meditating on it.
Then, once he was in the bag with all the other fortune cookies,
he could sidle up to one and, through osmosis, pass right through
that sweet, crunchy cookie wall and right onto the next little strip
of paper. That’s when the real fun began, because he soon learned
that he could alter the fortune in any cookie by simply willing it
to change.
He would wait until some bespectacled gentleman was wiping the
last of the moo-goo-gai-pan off of his lips, and then spring some
outlandish joke on him, just for giggles. He would write something
like, “Mr. Stevens, your wife is having an affair with her gay hairdresser”
and then watch Mr. Stevens shoot his eyes over to his wife, innocently
peering into her compact, and narrow his eyes at her. It was great fun.
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