Jokes From BJ 1,2 and 3 (Collection) - DeYtH Banger (best free ebook reader for android TXT) 📗

AIN'T COOL… FIRST TO OBEY SONEBODY'S RULES… THEN MY FRIENDS… RELATIVES AND FAMILY MORALS AND MY LIFE GOES TO THIRD PLACE!??

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DON'T ASK ME THE DUMB QUESTION WHY MY LIFE WENT WASTED… HERE IS THE TRUTH I WAS AFRAID OF TAKING RISKS BECAUSE IF I TOOK … I THOUGHT THAT I AM GOING TO GET PUNISHED…
THIS HERE IS DAILY ROUTINE TRAUMA… I JUST WANNA WAKE UP AND START BEATING UP PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME SAD AND FEEL WORTHLESS…

I HAVE A VALUEI HAVE A LIFEI AM FUN GUYI HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE WHOEVER I WANT

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And bad behavior by getting reminded all my bad behavior from before… I hate people who say:
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- Not really in the same order 

…but when you start conversation with such type of guys… They don't leave you… to say your argument… they don't give a chance to your back up story… so
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Me: "Okay… Here is the proof of my side…"He: "okay"…
Me: "Did you check it out?"He: "No… I don't have time"

- The problem in my case is that people repeat them self + they want you to do stuff and they don't do what you suggest for example they suggest you movies and you watch them in a period of 2 weeks time… (So much time you spend if they give you 10 movies you watch something like a 1-2 everyday… and after two weeks you are ready)… then you suggest once they watch the movie… then there is a period in which they suggest you to do that and that… but they don't do your part of the deal.

JESUS IS A WORTHLESS FUCKER… IF I AM IN THAT STATE BEING JUNKIE … SO DOES HE AND GOD TOO Comedy: Money

 By DeYtH Banger



Once you got money high enough you start feeling like you are God… like nothing can stop you… You get so brain fucked that you gonna piss or cum on somebody's food.


You feel superior…


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What you need few guys who don't have money… and you have something like 40$ and you are already superior. You gonna try to manipulate those poor guys… you gonna use all types of net to get them and pull all kinds of magic tricks out of your pocket by using money.


Note: You son of a biatch… living a life is nothing more than a selfish choice made from creatures who are stupid enough to think that they have what to give.


It's so foolish from their side…

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So the story goes like you all were poor but few of you got a chance to get few more "$" by doing stuff that your mom won't approve and look yourself being selfish going like you are the big deal and you got 40$ it's not too much If we look it straight away.


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Life a shitty fucker… execute and obey….

Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 1)

 By DeYtH Banger


Come on and come on… you just don't get it… 
You don't fucking get it… you are saying that you are getting it… you got the idea… you know what it's about… but not really know what you know.


You are confused by itself is a depricating behavior.


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Here is the truth you fuck… you don't get it you moron… you ask questions… no need to deep the shit.






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So comedians like me throw a joke about daily life so to go throw it.. Life is a hypocrite and nobody WILL tell you the truth, everyone got a story we could start from movies up to song writers up to newspaper short-stories and list goes. It's like endless orgasm…


Nobody in your fucking life is going to help you with your life… not in manner of saying:

"You are good.."
"You are doing great…"
"Great… keep it going…"
"Awesome…. Great.."

- Life is hard and you never get the push of positive… living in negativity it's like being all your life under a cloud of rain.


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But stIll people like Raphie May … Chris Farley or John Pinette or Robin Williams all this fucks are dead some of them people say that they have died naturally… but I doubt about it… there is something bigger… there is whole big conspiracy.

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So this fucks were telling jokes as a job and now they are 15 meters below us… I call this a good day with a bad karma.

Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 2)

 By DeYtH Banger

How does life look from here?
How are you?

And

Is it a good question "How much years old are you?"


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The mind always bothers around information like a Crazy Russian Guy, what mind needs it's material… give it enough and your mind will start fucking with you.


If you go with positive life you can't negative… let's be honest to remove your anxiety and limits in discussion… Which means to have the ability to say:

1) Insults
2) To Express yourself
3) To be Confident
4) And etc


You need a whole tail of negative BULLSHIT.. . It's going to put you down but if you have grown up with it you gonna get the ability to control it.


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And now who is fucked up?
Nobody says that people are fucked up…, one son of a biatch started to shout on the phone… for no reason at all … I am calling to clear up shit he is going with…

"AREEEEEEEE YOU CRAZY…. I CAN'T TALK NOWWWWWWW…. I JUST CAN'T TALK NOW"… this shit is fucked up and If I start living with such type of people… I am going to end up on the list with 30 Pounds weight.


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Why nobody makes jokes about this kinda of 


A shit… It's a vicious circle and it's an example of plot line with hell of a twizzles, sizzles… it's very twisty.


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Nobody knocks on the door at 05:01 am and says:

"Life sucks… but you mother fucker you going to stay here for a very very long time…"


- Life is not pernamemt …, one day a disease knocks… and in just a one moment it knocks you out.

Comedy: You Don't Get It (Part 3)

 By DeYtH Banger






You wake up and you go to bed with breathing in and out….in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out. That's what and life is… this here is a metaphor an extraction.


Nobody can help you if you are in depression,

- Life is meaningless 


(ALL type of thoughts which  are in your mind go to a negative path… your mind is build with bricks of "-" one moment so much "-" negative builds and builds and it starts to destroy you inside…
 That's how a depress guy feels…)

Note: And that's what my life looks like, each day I crack a joke just to go throw pressure… it's too much without jokes and comedy life could be a place of crying and sadness…. Instead of laughing!





- Food has lost it's taste

(People have gone and food doesn't have any type of taste in