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Jokes From C (BJ's Life #4)

by DeYtH Banger

Content

Part 1

 

 

 

 

Comedy: Gentle Bother Comedy: Within Us* Comedy: Wrong With You Comedy: Wasted LF Comedy: Honesty Comedy: Fuckers Comedy: Got It (Part 1) Comedy: Got It (Part 2) Comedy: What’s Next? Comedy: Statements Comedy: Social Entry Comedy: Is Here Comedy: Thoughts Comedy: (Punch Lines) Comedy: Failure Comedy: Punch Line (3) Comedy: Deae Comedy: Punch Lines (5) Comedy: Not Sorry (At All) Comedy: Punch Lines (6) Comedy: Punch Lines (7) Comedy: Punch Lines (8) Comedy: Life-Zero Comedy: Killing Yourself Comedy: Loda Comedy: Loja Comedy: Are You? Comedy: ARE Facebook Comedy: Inspired Comedy: Science Comedy: Obey Comedy: Profile Comedy: SHITTY Comedy: Nightmare Comedy: Birthday Comedy: Your Day Comedy: Random Comedy: Basic Hatred
Comedy: Cutting Comedy: Too Far Comedy: Awkward Comedy: Pressure Comedy: Fear Comedy: Get It

 

 

Part 2

 

 

Comedy: Activities Comedy: Visit Comedy: Yo Comedy: Okay… Right? Comedy: Judge Me Comedy: OneLiners (Part A) Comedy: Liquescent Comedy: Ghad Comedy: My Head Comedy: Go For It Comedy: Go For It (Part 2) Comedy: Go For It (Part 3) Comedy: Get Over It (Part 4) Comedy: Flash Tag Comedy: Rights? Comedy: I Have Comedy: Your Problem? Comedy: Me? Comedy: Me? (2) Comedy: Me? (3) Comedy: Me? (4) Monologue 1 Comedy:  How about That? Comedy: Suck A Dick Comedy: Okay Comedy: Impress You Acknowledgements

This here part it could be long, it could be short. I am really not sure as for how far or how long it will take, right now
at this moment I am going to tell you some stuff.

 

1) First and foremost "Fuck them and you"... to all my mentors, people who follow me, people who like me, people who are my friends, relatives and people with which I could have
gotten in a releationship.

Comedy is a harsh place if you are searching for a place in which you are quite you don't want to distinguish yourself from the crowd. Comedy is not for you it's a place in which
you play with langue you cross some barriers, you are open minded, you go too far, you go too close, you fuck with pleny of people, you say pleny of shit and it's pretty harsh out there.
If you are looking for honest opinion, but again this is my opinion. As for me I like comedy because I like data, I read stuff, I watch stuff, do researches... I am pretty different and unique from others.
My most time nowadays is in front of the TV and watching and reading about stuff which really nobody gives a shit. I go deeper about comedy, then I go into

 

horror/serial killers/bloody scenes/suicide/raping/porn/child molestors...
drama/science/medicine/depression/anxiety/pick up advice/dating advice/positive/lies/self-help and etc. The categories and the material are endless, they are fucking endless... suck kinda of database gives me

some information, then I do mix up part or start thinking about the whole thing and some ideas start popping out, I am not teacher to explain you "how to tell jokes" and "which to tell and which to don't tell"...
As for me I go with all things which "I hate about myself"... up to stuff "Which I hate in others" then I end up the whole thing with the big lines between "hatred in me and in others", down there is a big line. Fucking
big one.

 

I am thankful that the world has created a job like this one aka "being a comedian". Which is great my most mentors are Tom Papa, Lewis Black, Bill Burr, Jim Norton, Louis C.K., Joe Rogan, Robert Kelly, Anthony Jeselnik, Chris D'Elia, Russell Peters,
George Carlin, Billy Connolly, Nick Griffin, Greg Warren, Josh Sneed, Jeff Allen, Dave Allen, Robin Williams, Brian Moote, Aaron Karo, Daniel Tosh, Brad Stine, Denis Leary, there are pleny of more but for the sake of god to don't still my material
and my style and my ideas here are few more.... the list goes like:

 

Jimmy Carr
Gabriel Iglesias
Jerry Seinfield
Jim Breuer
Lavell CrawFord
Dave Attell
Robert Schimmel
Tom Rhodes
Whitney Cummings
Jim Gaffigan
Owen Benjamin
Michael Delamont
Anthony Jeselnik
Russell Peters
Jim Jefferies
Dom Irrera
Andy Kindler
and etc

I like Bill Maher TV Show, this with "New Rules" and "Monologues" part it's genius and well written, the modern George Carlin. I like Jim Norton and Jim Jefferies because both are perverts have gotten few levels further than the guy from
your pornography clip. Steve Martin had a class in masterclass about comedy I took it, before that I took a class from James Patterson and as for now I am taking few more classes about drama, acting, writting, comedy..
Judd Apatow Teaches Comedy, Dan Brown Master Class, Kevin Spacey Masterclass, David Mamet Masterclass. I am taking all this classes to put stuff in my head when time comes and when the moment comes I am going to think about this shit as for what to say,
when to say... as for now just putting stuff. My brain knows very well what to take and what to leave, probably we should go again with "Fuck you and fuck them"... In my opinion the human brain knowns very well what to say and which to forget. I watch Real Time Bill Maher, Tosh.0
Jim Jefferies TV Show, Jim Norton TV Show, Jeselnik Offensive TV Show, Roast Battle with Jimmy Carr and also Roast Battles with Jeff Ross. I am not a fan of Jeff Ross, but as for these last tv shows I take segments and stuff and use them in further jokes.

Foreword

Let me put some background noises... this foreword is going to go as for what's happening and some other stuff around me.

Life which need to be stuffed and process which should be as stuffed as fuck...

 

 

I hate people... what I hate more is simple mindsets... bullshit morals... I hate religion it's kinda of manipulation and all this novels... there are pleny novels or even 10000 of them which are fullfilled with shitty stories, one thing is to go with twisted tales, misconceptions, misintrepetation... complex words and pleny of mysteries. I started reading novels since 2015-2016 is these the are main points years which  I took as something essential something which I need for my survival... something which could help me in life and a thing which could improve my life. The people who survive are the people who know stuff... this is are the people.... stupid... idiots... don't go far... they just don't.... they always take risks... in matter of "not knowing" pattern and what it ends is that there are genes are in more risk to get wipe out than any other, they don't know with who they fuck around.... with who they are messing around.... who they are beating, what they are supposed to do... BUT STILL this doesn't mean that with should miss or skip the genius people they have problems that they are smart and they take less action or let's say the majority of people do that who are smart and in the end the story with labels ends with total paralysis around the concept...

 

 

SHOULD I BE BAD?

OR

NOT

 

NICE 

OR

ASSHOLE

 

RUDE

OR

NICE

 

 

I did my research as for comedians most of them are miserable... so to be happy you need to be miserable that's from where labels and fabels come... from ignorant misery and trying to build your own castles like George Carlin, Stephen King, Joe Rogan... and all other people. I know that after this you read you gonna forget it... or even most of you gonna skip it... the book is written soon enough this story here is going to end... you gonna turn on the next chapter.... next page... you gonna finish this book and go with your day...

Comedy: Gentle Bother

 By DeYtH Banger


Oh God…. Love… name it… define it and then you feel it in it’s all colours.


“Russian Man Stages His Elaborate Death for a Marriage Proposal”


“Husband and Wife Get Surgery to Look Like Each Other”

“Man Has Friend Shoot Him so Girlfriend Will Sympathize”

“Man Fakes a Hate Crime to Save His Marriage”


“Man and Wife Live Like Cavemen, for Love”


People are crazy from car crash marriage proposal we end up with caveman life style. What’s the most interesting thing is where is the intelligence which people point out in numerous books, studies, journals?


HEY  FOLKS STICK A MIXER RIGHT IN YOUR ASS LOVE DEPRIVATION IS A PRIVATE FUCKER




CONGRATS FUCKS… YOU ARE WRONG AGAIN… DON’T THINK THAT MY SUICIDE WILL BE BECAUSE OF THE PURE BOTHER OF WONDER… NO TO THAT CAUSE OR EVEN IN THE NAME OF FOOD AND CANDIES AND MONEY…


IT’S A NECESSITY IT’S A SOMETHING WHICH HUMAN BEINGS FEEL WHEN THEY EXPIRE…




People who play football also famous as soccer… all this bottom BITCHES are morons. Football is for morons…



SO LET THEM WATCH AFTER ALL THEY ARE SPECIAL KIDS + AND THIS SHOWS ARE NON-BRAINER

Comedy: Within Us*