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Comedy: Talent

 By DeYtH Banger


Got, God, Godā€¦ gave me talentā€¦ you don't have talentā€¦

MILLION THOUGHTS SPINNING IN MY HEADā€¦ PLENY OF DATA MY EYES SEEING AND MY MIND GOING THROUGH. .

If you were ordinary man like meā€¦ you were going to dooze of wanting to dieā€¦ Probably I am not ordinary ā€¦


PLENYā€¦ FUCKING PLENY AVERAGE PEOPLE DIE EVERYDAYā€¦ FROM DIFFERENT CAUSESā€¦


I am sure my name is not on that listā€¦


I have got a talentā€¦ based upon patienceā€¦ being patient and even some fucked up kids.. . From fucked up townā€¦ Wanting me to be their clownā€¦


ALWAYS WE ARE ADS ON WHICH IS WRITTE N STUFF LIKE CIGARS KILLSā€¦ PHONES KILLā€¦ BUT IT REALLY NOTHING HAPPENS FROM THIS ADVERTISEMENT YOU NEED A WORDā€¦ I NEED A SOLDOM OF EXORESSION.


I CALL WORLD A PATIENT FUCK.. . I WAS ONCE AND TWICE PATIENT..  NOTHING REALLY HAPPENā€¦.

PEOPLE WANT YOU TO FACE PATIENCEā€¦ BUT LET'S BE HONEST WE DON'T NEED IT.



..THEYā€¦ ā€¦ OH FUCK THEYā€¦


WANT ME TO be their fucking show manā€¦ but it takes too much energy and after allā€¦ It doesn't suprise ME that some ordinary fucks use SUBSTANCES to get into lifeā€¦ as for meā€¦ I don't need thatā€¦


I GONNA GET READY TO FACE GODā€¦ IN IT'S TRUE COLOURā€¦


I am not screamingā€¦ nothing fucked up about me is outā€¦ I am not sick fuckā€¦ I am not a guy with anger issuesā€¦ I am not person who wants to be center.



I AM A SECONDERY MANā€¦


Comedy: Bitch

 By DeYtH Banger


Comedy on bits is a real bitch.


ISN'T IT STRANGE PEOPLE "LIKE" BAD AND DISGUSTING THINGS AND IN THE END THEY SAY "YOU DON'T FEEL ME.."ā€¦!??


OKAY! ARE YOU SOME KINDA WHITE NIGGAā€¦ FULL WITH BAG OF SHIT?


Look it from this side most people living on this planet right now are ignorantā€¦


FUCKING GOD DAMN IGNORANTS
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FUCKING IGNORANTS


I don't see or express myself in ignorant wayā€¦ what I do to get somewhere I study plenty of POV's then I come out with few friendsā€¦ and I start telling them stories around what I have learn.


BY DOING DIFFERENT TYPE OF PROCESSā€¦ I CLEAN UP MY JOKESā€¦ I FIX THEMā€¦ I CHANGE THEMā€¦ I UPDATE THEMā€¦


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Under ignorant fucks the people who get there are people who tell the same stories over and overā€¦ probably because once they have been accepted and their self-esteem is based mainly from this stories and in the same timeā€¦ the same fucks are going to the sameā€¦ place.



ISN'T IT SOME KINDA MADNESS????

THIS WHOLE THING?

I ACCEPT OPEN MINDED PEOPLEā€¦ I LIKE PEOPLE WHO HAVE MINDS ON THEIR HEAD TO THINKā€¦ THIS HERE NATION DOESN'T NEED PEOPLE WHO ARE IGNORANT OF THEIR SURROUNDINGS!


Yesterday one guy was playing with his hairy legsā€¦ I am not a homophobic personā€¦ but this thing doing while staring a cute girl is so fucked up and conjured upā€¦ I just don't have words. I asked a girl for a locationā€¦ and she was smiling while saying the locationā€¦



THERE ARE SOME FUCKS WHO DON'T GET JOKESā€¦ MAINLY BECAUSE OF LACK OF SLEEPā€¦ BUT OTHERS GET THEM AND HAVE PLENY OF FUNā€¦

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I SOUND LIKE A BITCH WHICH BRAGS ABOUT EVERYTHINGā€¦ BUT YOU DON'T GET COMEDY ā€¦ YOU JUST DON'T GET ITā€¦ COMEDY IS FOR OPEN MINDED PEOPLEā€¦ IT'S NOT HARD AT ALL MAKING A JOKE.


Most comedians skip such topics like this oneā€¦ but I am going to tell youā€¦ absorb and absorb PLENY of materialā€¦ you go out and start looking others people do and you make it into a joke.



VAGINAL FUCKERā€¦

GOD DAMN SICK FUCK

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This is what the stupid people say when they get without words.

Being observant and knowing stuff is today's joker!

Comedy: Gick Up

 By DeYtH Banger


Lack of waitingā€¦ lack of presence..  Lack of sleep.


IT'S JUST NEW FORMULA OF HOW YOU NEED TO LIVEā€¦ THAT'S HOW PEOPLE NOWADAYS LIVEā€¦ PEOPLE DON'T GET ENOUGH SLEEPā€¦ THEY ARE IGNORANT OF DETAILSā€¦ THEIR IGNORANT OF PROBLEMS.


They are fucking ignorant and in the same time they liveā€¦ a lifeā€¦ I am not trying to be a screw up guyā€¦ I am just honestā€¦. I facing pledge of honesty.


SO BYE TO ALL PIECE OF SHITSā€¦ BAGS OF SHITS WHO DO AS WORK LIEING AND LIEING


I at least did something!

So here is what happening abusive relationships are on the strikeā€¦ on rampageā€¦ Looking how a girl creates damage into a male human and how male on femaleā€¦ this action is a constant cycle.


While we observe that just face it.. . People open their mouth typically males and they put next their open mouth a fistā€¦


OH GODā€¦ OH GODā€¦

OH GOD YOU SICK FUCKSā€¦


YOU SICK VAGINAL FUCKERS


WHAT IS YOUR BODY LANGUAGE TRYING TO EXPRESS?ā€¦

You want a cock?
You want to show which direction you have choose n in life?


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LET'S GO OVERALL


People always trying to impress someone by using social media.. . Facebook, Instagram, Twitter all types of media which gives you a chance to express yourself.


REALITY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SOCIAL MEDIA

Genius inside and fucked upā€¦ screw up kid outsideā€¦ just do you feel me? This here is the constant abbreviation.. . Of humanity.


SO TODAY AND YESTERDAY I WAS LOOKING AT DICKSā€¦ I WAS TRYING TO SOLVE A PROBLEM CALL "GAYS"ā€¦ I MEANā€¦ I WANT TO GET THE IDEA OF HOW THA FACK MALE PERSON GETS THOSE DAMAGED FANTASIES?


I MEAN WHAT IS IT THE PEOBLEM?

HIS DADDY HAD ISSUES?
HIS MOMMY WAS DAY WHOREā€¦ NIGH TIME LESBIAN?
HIS FATHER HAD SEX WITH DRUGS?
HE WAS SLEEPING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED?
HE WATCHED TOO MUCH PORNā€¦ AND KIBDA GOT ADDICTED TO PLAYING WITH HIS COCKā€¦ AND THIS BIG BOYā€¦ THIS SHITTY FUCKā€¦ JUST DIDN'T HAD IT ENOUGHā€¦ HE WANTED MOREā€¦ LIKE TWO COCKS DOING THE SAME SHIT..

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AND AS A MAN OF PATIENCE HE JUST WANTED TO TASTE SOME SYROPā€¦  AND WHY NOT TO GET IN TIME OF 5 MINUTES 2 ALMOST HALF OF CUP OF WHITE SYRUP?ā€¦


It's still disgusting the whole thingā€¦ to want to do friendly fire aka sucking a dickā€¦ nothing horny about thatā€¦ dick like all othersā€¦ PLENY of blood vesselsā€¦ mushroom on the head and some kinda pipe with two balls and this SHITTY aka junkie producesā€¦ "Piss" and "Cum"ā€¦

DID GOD WANTED TO TEST MALES?ā€¦ IF NOT DOES REALLY GOD EXISTā€¦ BECAUSE BIBLE SAYS THAT THIS ROAD IS SINFULā€¦


But it's not their problemā€¦ it's God's Glitchā€¦ I mean God made a mistakeā€¦ probably he wasn't sure what to create male or female human soā€¦ he created male while thinking about femaleā€¦


AND THAT'S HOW GAY PEOPLE EXISTā€¦ THIS GOD IS VERY SLOPPY FUCKER


It bothers me the thought of what happens with male body ā€¦ doesn't it make you less euphoric and more likely to lose a boner?

I empathize to the female nationā€¦ I am not sure how they even are interested having to do with a stinky fuck somethingā€¦

THE WHOLE THOUGHT OF FUCKINGā€¦ AND ORAL LOVE AND SUCKING FEETā€¦ FOOTJOBā€¦ HAND JOB.. . ALL OF KINDS OF TRICKS OF A DISGUSTING FUCKERā€¦


I was reading a book about the dick.. . That it has a gagging mechanism while we go for a deep throatā€¦


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I AM NOT SURE WHAT TO SAYā€¦

LESS CLOSURE
LITTLE DISTANCES
AND LESS SPERM

Comedy: Beck Up

 By DeYtH Banger



I feel youā€¦ I understand youā€¦ no need for to start rolling with dick and playing with itā€¦ Just need for that.


ALL PEOPLE HERE ARE SOME KINDA DEPRESS FUCKSā€¦ WHO ARE FUCKED UPā€¦ PLENTY OF PEOPLE HAVE TALENT BUT THEIR FUCKING PARENTS ARE IGNORANTā€¦ I GOT A TALENTā€¦

WHILE I BANG A CHICKā€¦ I CONSUME FOODā€¦ THE WHOLE PROCESS TIRES ME Up



So the thing is that one-legend person knows the most east way out and people without teethā€¦ know how to have fun and people with few teeths know the best drugs.

AND LIFE IS LIKE THAT CONSTANT CONCLUSIONS


It's difficult always to consume data, when we live a worod of distractionā€¦ of constant distraction.. . It's not really healthy but it happens.


BABIESā€¦ ANPTHER EXAMPLE OF SLENDER ROASTED FUCKERS


Nothing is wrong with rage, anger and plenty books going hand in hand. It's comedy the show continuesā€¦ filtering jokesā€¦ like a crazy fuckerā€¦ trying to do something in lifeā€¦ wanting more from life?

HERE IS LESSONā€¦ YOU CAN'T SAY IT IN FRONT OF THE SCREENā€¦ ONE SIT HAS LEFT ON FLOOR C-3 AND I AM ALONE


It doesn't label like good shitā€¦ when you tell to your abuser your social status and even LIEING or being honest is an example of CALLING BULLSHIT.
Just face itā€¦ that's lifeā€¦ remove your pants


AND MASTURBATEā€¦ MASTURBATEā€¦ AT LEAST IN LIFE YOU ARE DOING SOMETHINGā€¦ PUT THIS ANGER INSIDE YOUR PUSSYā€¦ PUSSYā€¦ PUT IT INSIDE YOUR DICKā€¦ YOU SICK FUCK

AND YEAH BOTTOMS UP


Fuzy readingā€¦ dizzy life and life goes onā€¦ it doesn't matter as for

DID WE CREATED LABEL OR NOT!?

OKAYā€¦ YOU ARE OKAY NO NEED FOR THE ROUGH COMMENTS

Then the God Damn sick BASTARD comming coming out nothing really to tell simple daily routines.. . Useless talk PLENY money in his pocket!


WHY THA FACK FACE YOU AIN'T ANSWERING?
WHY?
WHY?


ARE WE REALLY FRIENDS?
DID WE GO OVERALL THAN EVER?
CAN'T I STAY HOME INTO MY MISERY?
I LIKE BOOKSā€¦ I LIKE FILMS


Here is one storyā€¦ I am miserable personā€¦ nothing positive I see in living and this here story is an example of no "Happy End"ā€¦ I meanā€¦ I meanā€¦ I just meanā€¦ What am I supposed to do in such double sided world?


Can I do something?
Can I say something?


Miserable and Smart as

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