Yup, Please Hate YourSelf (BJ's Life #5) - DeYtH Banger (english novels to read .TXT) 📗

Yup, Please Hate YourSelf

by DeYtH Banger

Wow... what?

 You are asking have I made a mistake? - Nope, the title is correct!

Wow... what? - Everything is right with the title

Did "I" read it right? - Yup, you read it right

 

the title is

"Yup, Please Hate YourSelf"

 

 

Did "I" saw it... right? - Yes

Author Note

 So this here is message from me, I am starting something new... it's again from the series... jokes by BJ... but it's going to be a different title... a different type... I am going to put in action stuff which I have read, listen to... and watched... I want to put them in action. So far as for now I know that upon people... it's possible to apply all type of power... being bad... awful...  being horrible to people... being arrogant .. it's all possible. We could start from showing to 100 people middle finger... up to getting few middle fingers along the ways... we can continue the road... that the more better you become in comedy the more haters you get the more people are going to envy and become your enemy. So far some people along this here way are going to be pissed off... be offended and even go master level with this ideas and content. I don't judge people and I am not responsible for somebody going to hard or to far with life.

 

 

RIGHT NOW YOU CAN STOP AND GO GET ANOTHER BOOK

REALLY I MEAN IT

GO GET ANOTHER BOOK

GET A FICTIONAL BOOK

GET A FUN BOOK

GET SOMEBODY ELSE BOOK

 

 

THIS HERE BOOK IS NOT FOR YOU

IT'S GOING TO RUIN YOUR DAY...

IT'S GOING TO FUCK YOU OVER AND PROBABLY YOU WON'T COME OUT HAPPY

 

 

SO YEAH... CLOSE

IT

BURN IT

CUT IT

THROW IT AWAY...

 

 

 

 

 

 

....

 

 

 

 

SO YEAH

KILL YOURSELF

 

YOU READ IT RIGHT

THE WHOLE MESSAGE GO GRAB A KNIFE AND KILL YOURSELF

GO GET A GUIDE ON 'HOW TO KILL MYSELF'... ON THE INTERNET

YOU CAN FIND BOOKS ON THIS TOPIC ... ARTICLE

 

AND HOW FUN IS THAT?

 

KILLING YOURSELF

 

SOUNDS

FUN ... EXCITING... SLIGHTLY ESCALATING

NERV WRECKING

 

 

AWESOME RIDE... GREAT IDEA

 

 

WHY YOU DON'T STOP WITH THE NOTE

... JUST START WRITE DOWN THE MESSAGE... WHY YOU ARE DOING THIS

TELL THEM HOW YOU ARE DEPRESSED HOW YOU FEEL FUCKED UP... THERE IS A WHOLE BOOK ON THIS TOPIC... I DON'T REMEMBER THE AUTHOR

BUT SO FAR FROM MY MEMORY I REMEMBER THAT HE WAS A PSYCHOLOGIST AND HE WANTED HIS CLIENTS AND READERS WRITE DOWN

WHY THEY FEEL SPECIFIC EMOTIONS... TO WRITE IT DOWN ON PAPER

SO DO THIS

 

 

 

 

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT

THEORY... DOESN'T MAKE YOU A STRONG ACTION TAKER

SO GO TAKE AACTION... KILL YOURSELF

 

WE GOT EMAILS

WE GOT PHONES

 

YOU GONNA SEND US THE REPLY ON WHY YOU KILL YOURSELF

 

 

SO YEAH GOD EXISTS... THAT'S THE TRUTH... HE ALL DAY SENDS MESSAGES ON FACEBOOK AND MESSANGER... BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT WE IGNORANT OF HIS BEHAVIOR... WE ARE IGNORANT FROM HIS EXISTENCE.... WE HAVE SO FAR WITH IGNORANCE... THAT WE IGNORE HOMELESS... AND OTHER TYPES OF GROUP OF PEOPLE... WHO WE HATE... WHO ARE STRANGERS... WHO ARE ENEMIES... WE IGNORE THEM... GOD IS SOMEWHERE BELOW ALL GROUPS... BELOW ALL HATRED... AND IGNORANCE

 

 

If you want to find God... you need to go deep we are not talking to start masturbating... this is pure mood turn... and positive escalating provision... so far this is the last resort your mountain wants. SO far what you want is to become action taker... grab a spoon... ... fork... knife... or whatever your weapon of choice is and kill yourself.

 

 

 

 

 

MIDDLE FINGER FOR ALL FUCKS!

Content Books To Read

 

Part 1

 

Comedy:  Alright Comedy: Alright 2 Comedy: Dangerous Comedy: Failure Comedy: Lie Comedy: Frames Comedy: Hate You

 

Part 2

 

Comedy: MoveOver Comedy: MoveOver 2 Comedy: MoveOver 3 Comedy: Vivid Comedy: Wose It (Part 1) Comedy: Wose It (Part 2) Comedy: Special Comedy: Bang A Midget Comedy: Bang A Midget 2 Comedy: Bang A Midget 3 Comedy: Break A Leg Comedy: I Hope Comedy: Madness Comedy: Humans Comedy: Wow…He Comedy: Just… Just Comedy: Wow… She Comedy: Full Comedy: Anger Comedy: Whoa Comedy: Mom Comedy: Hate Comedy: Out Of Comedy: Sucess As General Comedy: F for Fu (1) Comedy: F For Fu (2) Comedy: F For Suck (1) Comedy: F For Suck (2) Comedy: Molested Comedy: Stare Comedy: Life…?- It Sucks!? Comedy: Hog Comedy: Nervous Comedy: Pick On It Comedy: You Got It Wrong Comedy: Got It Right Comedy: Mutations Comedy: Touch Comedy: NRight Comedy: Offended Comedy: Offended 2 Comedy: Dick Comedy: Dick 2 Comedy: Words 1 Comedy: Words 2 Comedy: Words 3 Comedy: Words 4 Comedy: Words 5 Comedy: Words 6 Comedy: Words 7 Comedy: Words 8 Comedy: Words 9 Comedy: Words 10 Comedy: Words 11 Comedy: Words 12 Comedy: Words 13 Comedy: Words 13 (Part 2) Comedy: Rudimentary Comedy: Think About Yourself Comedy: Me And Me Comedy: Secret Comedy: Advice Comedy: Answers Comedy: Guys Comedy: Zuper

 

Part 3

 

Comedy: Life Comedy: Blatter Comedy: If My Mom Hates me… It’s Great Comedy: Sobriety Books To Read Napalm & Silly Putty by George Carlin  More Napalm and Silly Putty by George Carlin No Cure for Cancer   by Denis Leary  The Quotable A**hole: More than 1,200 Bitter Barbs, Cutting Comments, and Caustic Comebacks for Aspiring and Armchair A**holes Alike  by Eric Grzymkowski I Hate Your Guts by Jim Norton Work! Consume! Die!: You Are Bored. This is the Antidote by Frankie Boyle - (I hate this guy OKAY!?) Too Fat to Fish by Artie Lange Brain Droppings by George Carlin Comedy: Alright

 By DeYtH Banger



Wasting sleep… wasting life… what more?.. Have you ever heard the concept gray matter?… OKAY!?…… Great that you know what it is… now get some of this shit. What bothers me these days is:




1) Everyone acts cool in a bar/club or disco… - why there isn’t a person who is in persona… miserable… miserable life!?



2) Why people believe in the lame story if jesus and the whole bullshit of the bible?


- It’s fiction… it’s made up … OKAY!?





If you gonna believe in the magician jesus… start beliving in pink cats… pink sun… pink grass and so on and forward…

I read the bible it’s the biggest fiction… I have ever faced in my life, but with differences… it got morons below it.. which pray and preach upon it.. as so far moron = mormon.


JUST A SEC.. AFTER MINUTE… AFTER FEW MINUTES



The more forced time is put here the more lies the liar is applying into the layer of normality, I am better off to log off and start doing some other activities. I going to be honest… I like information… I like data… I like to learn new stuff and put myself on huge new big roofs… we are not talkimg about cheap scholarship… It’s more likely freetime investment we can start with lion loses a fight with a tiger… A guy with name Walter snd we are not talking about Walter Disney 100% sure… it’s other Walter who gets twice struck by a lighting abd once his grave gets…


OH MAN THIS GUY IS DEFINETLY CURSE
AND WE DON’T WANT ANOTHER FUCKING GOOSEBUMP STORY FOR THIS CURSE… OKAY… R.L
STINE?




FUCK YOU
AND FUCK YOUR FINGERS




Finding out is near to messing with…
Depression… anxiety… phobias… are developed around the ages 16 and 24… I put this distant shitty phrase as …



“OH WELL I GOT FUCKED OVER”



If somebody gets the message, it’s great… but let’s clear it up… we shouldn’t tolerate people who are not open minded and open for to learn and apply new shit to day to day to their life.



OKAY MIDDLE FINGER TO A STRANGER
- AND HAVE A NICE DAY
OKAY… :



“I am here for vaginal soup…”
“I want a cup of vaginal soup…”
“One cup of vaginal soup”

…



Out there is scary place we can’t lie about it… some people get mad… angry… sad… other can beat the shit out of you… and really some people can’t take a joke… get a joke and let’s not miss or skip that along the line a whole bunch of people get offended
…




So I saw a lady waiting on the ATM for money and doing her shit… I was with a empty cup in my hands and I went next to her… and said

“I want full cup of semen…”
Her answer was

“Go away… fuck off… off fuck off..”
…



The lesson is learn as Anthony Jeselnik goes… go and fucking offend people… give time to people… they are going to get over this shit… sooner or later!