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our way, grand old parks with stately houses rising up in their midst, gray stun churches in charming little villages, thatched-roof cottages, picturesque water-mills; it wuz all a lovely picture of rural England.

It being a little too long a journey for one day, we stayed all night at Shakespeareā€™s Inn, where the great poet went 442 daily for his glass of stimulantā€“ā€“so they say. But I am glad I donā€™t believe everything that I hear.

Arvilly mourned to think that she couldnā€™t have sold him Americaā€™s twin crimes: ā€œIntemperance and Greedā€; but I kinder changed the subject. As much store as I set by Arvillyā€™s cast-iron principles, somehow I couldnā€™t bear the thought of having Shakespeare canvassed.

All the rooms are named after Shakespeareā€™s plays, painted over the doors in black letters. We slept in ā€œAllā€™s Well That Ends Wellā€ā€“ā€“a good nameā€“ā€“and we slept peaceful, thinkinā€™ likely that it would turn out so. Miss Meechim had the ā€œMerry Wives of Windsor.ā€ She wanted to change with Arvilly, who had ā€œLoveā€™s Laborā€™s Lost,ā€ but Arvilly wouldnā€™t budge.

Miss Meechim told me in confidence that if Shakespeare could have had the benefit of her advice he would probable have called it ā€œThe Unfortunate Wives of Windsor.ā€ ā€œAnd then,ā€ sez she, ā€œI could have occupied it with more pleasure.ā€ But I didnā€™t much think that he would have changed his plans or poetry if she had been on the spot.

The next morning early we set out for Shakespeareā€™s cottage, described so often, saw the room in which the great poet was born, and wuz told that nothing had been changed there since he lay in his cradle, which we could believe as we looked about us on the low walls, the diamond panes of the windows and the quaint old furniture. The cottage is now used for Shakespeareā€™s relics, some of which looked as if they might be real, and some as if they wuz made day before yesterday. We visited the church where he wuz baptized and saw on one of the pews the metal plate on which is engraved the name of the poetā€™s father.

And, thinkinā€™ that a visit to Shakespeareā€™s home wouldnā€™t be complete without seeing the place where his heart journeyed whilst his life wuz young and full of hope and joy, we drove out to Shottery, to the little farmhouse where his sweetheart, Ann Hathaway, lived.

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It is a quaint little cottage, and after going through it we drank a glass of water drawn up by a well sweep from the very same old well from which Shakespeare drank so many times. As I stood there I saw in fancy the rosy, dimpled Ann handing the crystal water to the boy, Will, who mebby whispered to her as he took the glass sweet words, all rhyming with youth and joy and love.

And the same blue sky bent above us; birds wheeled and sung over our heads, descendants, mebby, of the birds that sung to them that day. I had sights of emotionsā€“ā€“sights of ā€™emā€“ā€“and so I did in the cottage as I sot on the old, old settle in the corner of the fireplace, whose age nobdy could dispute, as its stiff old joints are strengthened with bands of iron, where young Will Shakespeare and his sweetheart often sat, and where he might have read to her the new poem in honor of her charms:

ā€œTo melt the sad, make blithe the gay,

And nature charm Ann hath a way.

 She hath a will,

 She hath a wayā€“ā€“

To breathe delight, Ann Hathaway.ā€

He or she didnā€™t dream of his future greatness, and I dare say that old Pa Hathaway, who mebby slept nigh by, might have complained to her ma, ā€œWonderinā€™ what that fool meant by talkinā€™ in poetry at that time of night.ā€ And, mebby, if he soared too high and loud in verse, old Pa Hathaway might have called out:

ā€œAnn! cover up the fire and go to bed! Billy wants to go home!ā€

I donā€™t say this wuz so, but mebby. So holden are our eyes and so difficult it is for the human vision to discern between an eagle and a commoner bird, when the wings are featherinā€™ out, before they are full plumed for a flight amongst the stars.

Well, we went back to London, tired, but riz up in our minds, and renewed our sightseeing there.

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Miss Meechim and Dorothy bought lots of things that they said they could git cheaper in England, and Arvilly wuz in great sperits; she sold three books, sold herself out and went home with an empty box but a full purse. Robert wuz busy up to the last minute, but managed to spend time to take Tommy to see some famous waxworks he had promised.

About the middle of the forenoon Robert Strong proposed that we should all go and take a last drive in the park, and we set off, all but Arvilly. She thought of some one in another part of the city that she wanted to canvass, and she started off alone in a handsome. Miss Meechim and Dorothy wuz feelinā€™ well. Tommy, who wuz in fine sperits, wuz perched as usual on Robert Strongā€™s knee.

The sheltered drives and smooth windinā€™ roads wuz gay with passers-by, and the seen wuz beautiful, but I wuz sad and deprested about one thing. King Edward is a real good natered man, and a good pervider, and seems to set store by America. And Queen Alexandra is a sweet, good woman.

But still in these last hours I kepā€™ thinkinā€™ of Edwardsesā€™ Ma, who was raininā€™ here durinā€™ my last visit. I wuz kepā€™ from visitinā€™ her at that time by P. Martyn Smythe and onfortunate domestic circumstances.

And I have always worried for fear she hearn I wuz in London that time and never went nigh her; she not knowinā€™ what hendered me.

I writ her a letter to make her mind easy, but must know she never got it, for she never writ a word in reply. I posted the letter I spoke on with my own hands. I directed it

Widder Albert,

London, England.

It runs as follers:

ā€œDear and revered Queen and Widder:

ā€œI tried my best to git to see you whilst in London, but Josiahā€™s clothes wuznā€™t fit; he had frayed ā€™em out on a tower, 445 and his shirts wuz yeller as saffern, half washed by underlins. I wouldnā€™t demean him in your sight by bringinā€™ him with me and he wuz worrisome and I couldnā€™t leave him. Youā€™ve been married and you know how it is.

ā€œSo I have to return home sad-hearted without settinā€™ my eyes on the face of a woman I honor and set store by, a good wife, a good mother, a good ruler. The world hangs your example up and is workinā€™ up to the pattern and will in future generations. No doubt there is a few stitches that might be sot evener in the sampler, but the hull thing is a honor to our humanity and the world at large. I bow to your memory as I would to you in deep honor and esteem. And if we do not meet here below may we meet in them heavenly fields you and your Albert, Josiah and I, young and happy, all earthly distinctions washed off in the swellinā€™s of Jordan.

ā€œAnd so God bless you clear down to the river banks whose waves are a swashinā€™ up so clost to our feet, and adoo.

ā€œJosiah Allenā€™s Wife.ā€

I never hearn a word from her, and I am afraid she died thinkinā€™ I had slighted her.

The next morning bright and early we went aboard the ship that wuz to take us home. It wuz a fair day; the fog dispersed and the sun shone out with promise and the waves talked to me of Home, Sweet Home.

It wuz a cold lowerinā€™ day when the good ship bore us into New York harbor. The gray clouds hung low some as if they wuz a sombry canopy ready to cover up sunthinā€™, a crime or a grief, or a tomb, or mebby all on ā€™em, and a few cold drops fell down from the sky ever and anon, some like tears, only chill and icy as death.

These thoughts come into my mind onbid as I looked on the heavy pall of dark clouds that hung low over our heads some like the dark drapery hanginā€™ over a bier.

But anon and bime bye these dark meditations died 446 away, for what wuz cloud or cold, or white icy shores? It wuz home that waited for us; Jonesville and my dear ones dwelt on that shore approachinā€™ us so fast. Bitter, icy winds would make the warm glowinā€™ hearth fire of home seem brighter. Love would make its own sunshine. Happiness would warm the chill of the cold November day.

Thomas J. and Maggie stood on the pier, both well and strong; Tommy sprung into their arms. They looked onto his round rosy face through tears of gratitude and thankfulness and embraced me with the same. And wuznā€™t Thomas J. happy? Yes, indeed he wuz, when he held his boy in his arms and had holt of his maā€™s hands, and his paā€™s too. And Maggie, too, how warmly she embraced us with tears and smiles chasing each other over her pretty face. Tirzah Ann and Whitfield wuz in the city, but didnā€™t come to the minute, beinā€™ belated, as we learnt afterwards, by Tirzah Ann a waverinā€™ in a big department store between a pink and a blue shiffon front for a new dress.

But they appeared in a few minutes, Tirzah Ann with her arms full of bundles which dribbled onnoticed on the pier as she advanced and throwed her arms round her paā€™s and maā€™s neck. Love is home, and with our dear childrenā€™s arms about us and their warm smiles of delight and welcome and their loving words in our ear, we had got home.

The children wuz stayinā€™ at a fashionable boardinā€™ house, kept by Miss Eliphalet Snow, a distant relation of Maggieā€™s, who had lost her pardner and her property, but kepā€™ her pride and took boarders for company, so she said. And we wuz all goinā€™ to start for Jonesville together the next day. But as the baggage of our party wuz kinder mixed up, Josiah and I thought we would go with Miss Meechimā€™s party to the tarven and stay.

Robert Strong and our son, Thomas J., met like two ships of one line with one flag wavinā€™ over ā€™em, and bearing the same sealed orders from their Captain above. How congenial they wuz, they had been friends always, made so onbeknown 447 to them, they only had to discover each other, and then they wuz intimate to once, and dear.

Dorothy and Miss Meechim and the children greeted each other with smiles and glad, gay words. Yes, all wuz a happy confusion of light words, gay laughter, Saratoga trunks, smiles, joy, satchel bagsā€“ā€“we had got home.

As I stood there surrounded by all that I prized most on earth I had a glimpse of a haggard lookinā€™ form arrayed in tattered finery, a bent figure, a young old face, old with drink and dissipation, that looked some way familiar though I couldnā€™t place her. She looked at our party with a strange interest and seemed to say some murmured words of prayer or blessing or appeal, and disappearedā€“ā€“soon forgot in our boundless joy and the cares tendinā€™ to our baggage.

Arvilly wuz glad to set her feet on shore, for she too loved her native land with the love that a good principled, but stern stepmother has for a interestinā€™ but worrisome child that sheā€™s bringinā€™ up by hand. She thought she would go with the children to their boarding-place, havinā€™ knowed Miss Eliphalet Snow in their young days, when Miss Snow wuz high-headed and looked down on her, and wantinā€™ to dant her, I spoze, with accounts of her foreign travel. And we parted to meet agin in the morninā€™ to resoom our voyage to Jonesvilleā€“ā€“blessed harbor where we could moor our two barks, Josiahā€™s and mine, and be at rest.

Miss Meechim and Dorothy and Robert laid out to start for California the next day, as business wuz callinā€™ Robert there loud and he had to respond.

And I may as well tell it now as any time, for it has got to be told. I knowed it wuz told to me in confidence, and it must be kepā€™ for a spell anyway, Robert and Dorothy wuz engaged, and they wuz goinā€™ to be married in a short time in her own beautiful home in San Francisco. Now you neednā€™t try to git me to tell who told me, for I am not as sot as cast iron on that, I shall mention no names, only simply

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