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Yo Mama Said

Copyright © 2017 by Cheezi D Hyena

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Walking down the street, my yena, Banzai hungry for pizza, so, we schlep our way down the path to Little Caesar’s, I walked to the counter, the guy behind it was a lion, Banzai thinking, Oh, shit, we both fittin’ for some reviving, The lion had a stoic look, began, ‘May I help you, Chuckles,

I looked and laugh, ‘Very funny, Where you get that Leo Huxtable’, The shorty lion scoffed,

‘Where you get that from, yo mama’, I laughed again and said,

‘Nah, But, I got it from her closet, in the basement cellar, ya know, with all her Bebe’s and Penny’s’,

‘Laughing boy, that’s it, you fittin’ to get a ass whipping’,

Banzai tugged, ‘Let’s just go, now this food and all ain’t gone be sittin’,’

‘Well, this fool disrespecting gonna give me heartburn, So, just let us teach a lesson, all like good hyenas should’,

A fellow yena voice said, ‘That’s alright son, Just grab a smokehouse and go, cause from what I seen so far, I’m bout to fire this Joe, This is the first time, Ryan here’s been a flat out racist, I’m more than sick and tired of it, I’m more than disgraced with it’,

‘Oh, now, come on now, dad you gave this job, as a cub, it won’t happen again, father, I swear, I promise with a hug’,

‘No, no, not this time, Ryan, man, I’m tired of your behavior’,

While Banzai and I just stared wide mouth and asked, ‘What the fuck did he just say, is father Caesar this lion’s savior’

Publication Date: 04-21-2017

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