Musing Of A Would Be Hermit - Sixto Ofnine (classic books for 7th graders .TXT) 📗

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Listen Up

 

I’m the only one in the room with something worth saying and I don’t understand why everybody doesn’t know that?

 

Perhaps

 

They’re the most uninteresting person alive and we should be grateful for that.

 

Look Harder

 

If you’re trying to figure out why something is going wrong, don’t be tempted to put it all under one heading.  Dig deeper, there’s usually multiple reasons it’s happening.

 

Nosie

 

That’s not a problem; that is just an idiot spouting off.

 

 

Don’t You See It?

 

People who believe that only they can “see” the conspiracy, need some serious help to bring them back to a more realistic reality.

 

Not Apart

 

They don’t hate them for who they are, they do for all they represent.

 

Built On Fantasy

 

If you say it enough, you’ll come to believe it’s true, even when there’s still no evidence that it every actually existed.

 

Next

 

The reason we came here is long gone, perhaps it’s time we are too?

 

No One

 

Why does everybody have to have a label?  Can’t they just be?

 

Yes You

 

We all have to work within the confines of the system we’re in, with few exceptions.

 

Try It

 

Sometimes two hands are required.

 

Their Turn

 

They play upon your ignorance to get what they want, so why not turn the tables and play upon their ignorance and then just ignore them.

 

Non-Issue

 

You still on that?  Everyone else has moved on, perhaps it’s time you did too.  For your beginning to act like a cult.

 

Fate?

 

No matter what I do, I’m destined to be alone and this situation is just one more brick in that wall. 

 

Not So Much

 

Rights are an illusion of those in power who let us think we have them. 

 

Not Productive

 

People don’t believe they’re wasting time in what they’re doing.  They are thou. 

 

Bad Idea

 

Self-medicating to try and prevent a virus, can be as bad as getting what you’re trying to avoid. 

 

In The Future?

 

I will get to that , not today, but maybe this year or next. 

 

Niche

 

What you’re doing is never going to appeal to everybody, you just hope it appeals to somebody. 

 

My Way

 

Sometimes to get things the way that you want , you have to do it yourself.

 

Ego

 

*They Command It!

 

*Who Commands It?

 

*The Only One That Really Matters!

 

Real Use

 

The purpose of money is to spend.

 

Interpret?

 

Let them waste their lives arguing over what they think I meant by what I perhaps stated. 

 

Best Of

 

They’re not a great person, but rather a good one, for that is by far a harder thing to be. 

 

iLL tHought oPinion

 

I don’t comprehend what I’m reading, but I’ll still give you my opinion just the same. 

 

It Happens

 

You have to consider the collateral consequences of your decision. 

 

Quiet

 

I need to go somewhere that human noises are a rarity, not a given. 

 

Let It Go

 

They think they’re protecting a way of life that has already come to an end.  Once gone, you can’t return. 

 

So Stated

 

The lady of the house has returned, so the toilet seat shall always be down.  It has been declared! 

 

If Only

 

The problem with weather forecasting is that weather isn’t listening to the weather forecaster. 

 

Open Eyes

 

I wish I could so blindly believe the way you do. 

 

Truly Bad

 

The things they’re saying smells worse than a heavily used, unmaintained 20 year old out house. 

 

You Never Know

 

My brother in law recently passed and I was asked to help clean out his house.  He worked from home and while cleaning his office I hit his mouse and the computer can back to life.  It was still on the last thing he was working on.  He probably thought he’d get back to that, so didn’t close it out.  It was kinda sad.

 

Yes Master

 

I wonder what it’s like to be in a cult where you blindly believe everything the leader says, no matter how outrageous it is and question none of it. 

 

Lack Of

 

They only released what they thought was the important part of the video.  It showed the version of what they wanted us to see.  They did not want us to see the whole video, since it would go against their message.

 

What?

 

You have no clue as to what we do or how we do it.  But you find it necessary to give us advice on how to do it anyhow?  So apparently you came here to sound stupid, because if you did: Mission Accomplished! 

 

I’m Louder

 

So when you believe you’re right, when clearly not, your response to anyone who challenges your beliefs is to shout them down, so you don’t have to listen.

 

ZZZZ

 

You want to create a highly effective sleep aid?  Then write the story of my life.  Come to my Cabin In the Woods and I’ll help you with it, that is if you can stay awake. 

 

What They’ll Say

 

When my father passed, his obituary was titled, “A Life of Teaching”.  When I die mine will be titled, “A Life of Randomness.”

 

Over Achiever

 

We all make bad decisions, thing is, you’ve been excelling at it lately. 

 

Really

 

It’s not sad to die alone, it’s only sad if no one notices.

 

Doesn’t Matter

 

Same shit, just a different flavor. 

 

a Hand full?

 

I have a huge following, you would need less than one hand to count them all.

 

Gone

 

They’re not the majority, they’re the minority that thinks they’re the majority.  They just can’t come to grasp the realization that the majority wants to be heard. 

 

Why Not

 

What did you just do?  I did what pleases me!  Today’s attitude. 

 

Not Happening

 

I’m not going to compound one mistake by making the same mistake again, illogical. 

 

Tough

 

Just because you don’t like the answer doesn’t mean it isn’t the correct one. 

 

Hallelujah!!

 

I have faith!  I have complete faith that what you are spewing is bullsh*t! 

 

Built To Last

 

My body is a temple, I’m always eating to build it bigger. 

 

Don’t Want To

 

I intellectually understand why they did it, but it still doesn’t mean I have to emotionally like it. 

 

Two Wrongs Equals Wrong

 

You can sit there in your position of ignorance and accuse us of whatever you want.  Thing is, that doesn’t make you correct. 

 

Middle Ground

 

Nobody is 100% right all the time and their opposition isn’t always wrong.  Once they come to realize that, then we can work out a compromise. 

 

Pay Back

 

It’s interesting to watch someone get mad that another isn’t taking care of their situation as fast as they’d like, but they block out how they did the same thing to that other person previously.

 

Cause

 

It’s one of those theories that nobody truly understands but everyone will argue about all the same. 

 

Two Way

 

If you have come here to preach at me, save your breath.  However if you’ve come here to have a discussion.

 

No Fuss

 

I don’t make grand announcements.  I don’t issue proclamations.  I just get down to work and fix it. 

 

Move On

 

We can only run with what we got.  Wishful thinking won’t get us there. 

 

Unified

 

Religious freedom is a good thing as long as everyone believes the way I do. 

 

Spinning Wheels

 

I wouldn’t really call it a step forward, but rather a step in the stationary or sideways progress if you prefer. 

 

iNdECISION

 

I have no problem waiting for you to decide, but you gotta do it soon, I won’t wait forever. 

 

Possibilities

 

Keep it simple, but unfilled, so you know that life has limits. 

 

After You

 

I decided to be as considerate as you’re not. 

 

Absolutely

 

Wow!  They have standards with their ill-conceived ideas.

 

Completely

 

I trust you.  I trust you to do whatever you think is best for you and to disregard the rest of us.

 

Come Back

 

It’s time to move on since your fantasies are never going to become a reality. 

 

Blockage

 

I care, it’s just that they don’t allow me to follow through. 

 

Look After

 

You should always start backing your car up, before, you actually look.  That’s after all the intelligent way to do it. 

 

Blah, Blah

 

They are full of useless information. 

 

Here I Come

 

I’m walking imperfection, get used to it! 

 

Out Of Hand

 

Having an addiction in and of itself is terrible.  Worse when your source has dried up and you can’t placate it. 

 

I Got It

 

If you have a common first name and you still feel the need to spell it out for people, you may perhaps be arrogant. 

 

Focus

 

Their like a freaking rabbit, they hop from one thing to another, with no order or structure. 

 

Not Centered

 

They are many things to many people, but nothing to themselves.

 

Ooops

 

It’s amazing how you can go from the top of the pile to the bottom with just one ill-conceived decision. 

 

Me First

 

So let me clarify, you got mad at me for doing that to you, but it’s perfectly ok for you to do the same to everyone else? 

 

Radical

 

I have no problem with the concept of religion in itself, it’s the followers that I take issue with.

 

Self Service

 

It’s not rude to ring a bell for service if it’s there.  But it’s rude to bring your own bell. 

 

Reverse Please

 

I don’t get a lot of credit when credit is due, but I am saddled with a lot of ass(u)mptions.

 

Effort Required

 

Oh poor inconvenienced you, you’re actually required to put out some effort to get what you want, no free pass. 

 

Don’t Repeat

 

Just because someone else did it wrong, doesn’t mean I’m going to follow them down that same rabbit hole willingly.

 

Cool

 

Yeah I got it, I’m going to burn in h@ll, well at least I have something to look forward to. 

 

Look At Me!

 

It doesn’t even occur to them how much their self-centeredness is an inconvenience to them getting anything done, because they can’t possibly consider how badly they’re treating the other people around them. 

 

Good

 

They screamed at the business owner that they will never use their business again and then stormed out, the owner signed, “Thank God!” 

 

Get Real

 

You’re fighting against a reality that’s a losing proposition, for fantasies never win.

 

A Safe Place

 

I was exhausted from pushing against the wind, so I found