Scorpio Stings ! - Scorpio *** (web ebook reader .txt) 📗

name here in phone. You know every call in this company is bugged by our dushman Ok”

“Ohh! you mean that guy recently got married, his father is after my blood, he wants him to be in the Board, you know that”

“Yes Boss, now your brain is ticking”

“ What did he do?” Chairman asked pretending that he didn’t hear anything unusual

“ Boss please stop watching those tear jerking serials in Pinkili channels and listen to news channels one by one ok .All the channels say that this guy has said ' I will declare the names of two big guns in the Board, who loot the corporate for years together, in the AGM. The one caught misappropriating funds from the Toll Nakas we have all over in Kerala is a small fry and is the pawn of the Big two ok!' If he opens his mouth we are in shit, you know that. We have to do something before the AGM next month”.

“Hi Dude, don’t tell me what I should see on TV and what I should not ok you leave that it to me alright. It is none of your business."

Chairman calls every one with whom he gets angry ‘ Dude’ every one knows it too.

“Ok, Boss I didn’t want to irritate you ok. But the matter is serious.”

“Ok You mean to say that I don’t know the seriousness of the mater. I know the games being played by these jokers. You know I can play double games can take on any one for that mater."

“No Boss, if he opens his mouth in the AGM we are sunk. These vultures you know will pry on our flesh"

“Don’t you worry my friend? He won't open his mouth, I will ensure that. He dare Not Ok”

“But how? Boss”

“You are a Kaddu, will never come out of the shell of a Kaddu. Now listen, I heard the news before you heard ok. Tomorrow a resolution appointing that idiot as the chairman of our Coconut Farming Corportion, in nut Shell CFC, will be approved by the Board meeting. You Know Chairman CFC enjoys all privileges of a Board member. But not in the Board”

“Boss tomorrow there is no Board Meeting, it is next Monday”

“OMG, you are a Big Big Kaddu. Don’t you know that our Company constitution permits the Chairman to take impromptu decisions with the Available Board Members (ABM) like the one the CPM has. You see my wife, daughter, son- in- law and my self constitute the ABM. The resolution you can ratify when we have the Board Meeting next week ok! So In AGM this issue will not be raised either by that guy or his father".

“ Ohh! Boss you have killed two birds in one shot! Boss, You are a genius!

 

 

 

   

 

45.  Do not Compllment,  its Ok , but do not insult  : 29 Nov 2014 

 

 

 

The Congress has asked the government to "come clean" on the Pakistani boat issue and explain "which terrorist organization" was behind the episode that unfolded on the high seas. Government should come clean on it. There is no evidence. How can you say that a terrorist attack was prevented? How did they (government) come to the conclusion that it was a terrorist boat? It is very strange. Nothing has been explained. Which terrorist organization was behind it?" party spokesperson Ajoy Kumar said, citing media reports which have questioned the government version about the interception and the subsequent blast on board and sinking of the fishing boat. : NDTV 04 Jan:

Adding salt to the wound, one had the mortification of listening to the non- stop verbal pronunciation by the Congress spokesperson last night on Times Now directly aimed at denunciation of the coast Guard, NTRO and other agencies of the Defense Services whose extraordinary and timely actions saved the country from another 26/11. It was really exasperating to listen to listen to the spokesperson who showed scant respect to the professional acumen, and collective intelligence of persons like Maroof Raza, Gen GD Bakshi and RSN Singh who need no adjectives for their expertise in matters concerning National Security, leave aside Sheshadri Chart for he is a BJP man! Even JD (U)’s Pawan Verma complimented the action by our security forces; do not forget he is a former Diplomat! Class counts! 

 

To say the least, both expressions were never expected from the reps of Congress, which was ruling this country for more than 60 years, significantly for thee last 10 years.  It is possibly the first time a Govt in power is inexplicably   questioned by an opposition party for taking a proactive role in spoiling a terrorist strike from across the border. This is incongruous, no other word to explain I am sorry!

 

Are we to believe that when our security agencies spot a plan to threaten our national security they have to take ok from the opposition before firing their shots!  That is what you call democracy? Sorry Sir, that is not in my Textbook.

 

Our Defence Services, its wings and other security agencies like RAW, IB and NTRO are apolitical institutions, and their only concern is our National security.  They are our National assets and they don’t belong to BJP or Congress or CPM.  Let petty political rivalries do not caste a shadow on their impeccable record. Lets allow them to watch with open eyes across the border when you and I sleep in peace in our cozy homes!

  

Don’t compliment when they do their jobs, they are meant for that. But for God’s sake DO NOT INSULT them; you have no right to do that! 

 

 

 

 

  

46.  Sherlock Holmes Call up : 09 Feb 2015 

 

 

 

My mob rang at exactly at 2204 hrs tonite ie 09 Jan

“ Is that Col Nair “?

“Yes Speaking, and may Ii know who is calling "

“Col, I’m Sherlock Homes from 221 B Baker Street, London”

“ OMG! You are sill alive Mr. Holmes? I thought you have gone to hell long Back”

“ Why hell Col? I am surprised”

“ With all the curses collected from all those criminals who are in dock where else you can land?”

“ Now forget where I was, now I am in 221 B Baker street, If you Don’t believe me I will give the phone to Ms Hudson, talk to her ”

“ No need Mr Holmes, nice to talk to you on phone what can I do for you?"

“ Look, I want you to be on my side I’m reaching Delhi on Monday in the early morning. Can you meet me at Room No 305 Hayat Regency?"

“Mr Holmes I’m in damn south. Any way I will make it to Delhi if you really want me, I am honoured. But tell me why? Where is Dr Watson?”

“ Ohh I don’t know, he is not traceable for last one week. His mob seems dead. So I need your help. Ok “

“Why me and how did you get my no?

“ Come on Col Why FB is there?”

“ Ok, I’m flattered Mr Holmes what brings you to India? “

“Come on Col, Don’t you watch Times Now? Some lady called Sunitha Kushalkar who died one year ago. Now Delhi Police, just like my friend Lestrade, has filed FIR under Sec 302, but doesn’t know who killed her. I was watching Times Now conducting the courtroom and all arrows are directed at some Soni Tommar. Poor guy seems to be in real trouble. When I was about to go to bed I got a call from one Mr Rakesh Kanti, an MP, wanted me to take on the case on and get the culprit. I request you to be my assistance in place of Dr Watson.

“ Why me Mr Holmes? I am No Dr Watson" “ Look Col, No one is indispensable. I know you are an old soldier, Elec engg graduate with scant knowledge of AC & DC, but you have an alert mind, coupled with your vast experience in Army told me that you would be a great help to me. So please meet me at 0800 hrs sharp on Monday ok.  I won't find it difficult to spot a fully gray gentleman in a black Denim T shirt smoking a Wills Navy Cut Ok. NO problems ""“

“Holmes you are a genius how do you know all these details about me?"

“Elementary Col Nair, FB carries your pic & profile too “

“ Mr Holmes You have never said this to Dr Watson! "

“ FB was not there then”

”OK Mr Holmes lets meet on Monday. Tell me how do you know I smoke Wills?"

 I believe! "

 " Oh M an!  You a r a genius "   

"But Col, let me ask one thing, this Arnab Goswamy is also the Chief Justice of India?”

Ohm sorry! I could not reply; the line was cut!!! Hats off to BSNL!"

 

 

 

 

47.  With Malice to None : 24 Feb 2015

 

 

  

I bow my head in shame to be part of an Indian society which brands Mother Teresa as one who involved in conversion to Christianity The 20th century has produced only two great human beings who lived and died for human beings, Mahatma Gandhi and Mother Teresa both Indians. You should be proud that you are an Indian. 

 

When Mother Teresa was bestowed the following awards,

a. Padma Shri: 1962

b. Templeton Prize: 1972

c. Jawaharlal Nehru Award for International Understanding: 1969

d. Nobel Peace Prize: 1979

e. Bharat Ratna 1980

f. Order of Australia: 1982.  

g. Presidential Medal of Freedom: 1985. you never doubted her integrity and her services to the human beings of the entire world. Now after 17 years of her death you come out with allegations that she was a conversionist for Christianity! Come on! Have a heart!

 

No! we Indians can not stoop down to such a level of insensibility ! We Silent Majority of India detest this character assassination of the soul of the 20th Century!

 

Oh! My Father, These people don’t know what they are doing, kindly forgive them!

 

 

 

48.   Achuth Parvam : 27 Feb 2015 

 

 

     

 

Since I didn’t have much to do and because I was homebound due to severe cold I had the mortification of watching the tragic “ comedy of errors” being enacted for the last four days in the name of 21 State Meet of CPM (M) at Aleppy. The panelists and the anchors of all the channels have examined almost all the ramifications of the ‘VS Issue’ threadbare! So there is no point in commenting on the verbal diarrhea of the likes of N Madhavan Kutty and Bhasurendra Babu and well-balanced analyses from the likes of Appukkuttan Vallikkunnu, KN Shajahan, and NM Pearson etc. I leave it to the knowledgeable readers.

 

However, as a part of the Silent Majority of this State whose only prayer at the moment is the welfare and political stability in this God’s Own Country I dare to put across some points for your positive consideration.

 

CPM State Committee is living in a fool’s paradise. Knowingly or unknowingly they believe that the present CPM in the state represents the aspirations of the poor and down trodden. This misconceived belief has propped up the state Committee of the party to an unprecedented level of political arrogance where in they dared to pass a motion branding VS Achuthanandan, the 93 year old only living founder member of the CPM, as a leader of anti party mindset. Nothing is more eloquent for us to read that this motion is directly meant to shunt out VS from the party.

 

Subsequent barrage of charges against VS and expelling him using the most regrettable vocabulary by the state committee members in the meeting speaks volumes of the present crisis.  What CPM forgetting is that Politics is all about Perception! Can CPM perceive that they can win even a panchayat election with out VS’s pictures on the flex boards, for the Silent Majority of this state rightly or wrongly perceive that VS is their leader who fill fight for their cause. Probably the CPM thinks that VS’s