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If


By Lord Dunsany [Dunsany, Edward John Moreton Drax Plunkett, Baron]



DRAMATIS PERSONAE JOHN BEAL MARY BEAL LIZA ALI BERT, BILL: two railway porters THE MAN IN THE CORNER MIRALDA CLEMENT HAFIZ EL ALCOLAHN DAOUD ARCHIE BEAL BAZZALOL, THOOTHOOBABA: two Nubian door-keepers BEN HUSSEIN, Lord of the Pass ZABNOOL, SHABEESH: two conjurers OMAR, a singer ZAGBOOLA, mother of Hafiz THE SHEIK OF THE BISHAREENS Notables, soldiers, Bishareens, dancers, etc.





Contents

IF


ACT I

ACT II

ACT III

ACT IV





IF





ACT I SCENE 1

A small railway station near London. Time: Ten years ago.


BERT

'Ow goes it, Bill?


BILL

Goes it? 'Ow d'yer think it goes?


BERT

I don't know, Bill. 'Ow is it?


BILL

Bloody.


BERT

Why? What's wrong?


BILL

Wrong? Nothing ain't wrong.


BERT

What's up then?


BILL

Nothing ain't right.


BERT

Why, wot's the worry?


BILL

Wot's the worry? They don't give you better wages nor a dog, and then they thinks they can talk at yer and talk at yer, and say wot they likes, like.


BERT

Why? You been on the carpet, Bill?


BILL

Ain't I! Proper.


BERT

Why, wot about, Bill?


BILL

Wot about? I'll tell yer. Just coz I let a lidy get into a train. That's wot about. Said I ought to 'av stopped 'er. Thought the train was moving. Thought it was dangerous. Thought I tried to murder 'er, I suppose.


BERT

Wot? The other day?


BILL

Yes.


BERT

Tuesday?


BILL

Yes.


BERT

Why. The one that dropped her bag?


BILL

Yes. Drops 'er bag. Writes to the company. They writes back she shouldn't 'av got in. She writes back she should. Then they gets on to me. Any more of it and I'll...


BERT

I wouldn't, Bill; don't you.


BILL

I will.


BERT

Don't you, Bill. You've got your family to consider.


BILL

Well, anyway, I won't let any more of them passengers go jumping into trains any more, not when they're moving, I won't. When the train gets in, doors shut. That's the rule. And they'll 'ave to abide by it.


BERT

Well, I wouldn't stop one, not if...


BILL

I don't care. They ain't going to 'ave me on the mat again and talk all that stuff to me. No, if someone 'as to suffer... 'Ere she is.

[Noise of approaching train heard.]


BERT

Ay, that's her.


BILL

And shut goes the door.

[Enter JOHN BEAL.]


BERT

Wait a moment, Bill.


BILL

Not if he's... Not if he was

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