Jokes From BJ 1,2 and 3 (Collection) - DeYtH Banger (best free ebook reader for android TXT) š
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NO ENDS ARE GOOD LIFE ENDS UP INā¦ YOU GOING IN BED AND IN THE NEXT DAY CONTINUING WITH YOUR ROUTINEā¦ THAT'S HOW I SEE LIFEā¦ IT'S A CONSTANT CYCLE OF MASS MANIPULATION.
In the end of day we gonna forget about me and those all other fucks.. . Every story from written is going to go in the pastā¦ Like a walk.
SO LISTEN FUCK.. AND SHUT UPā¦ THIS TO ALL YOU FUCKING HECKLERSā¦ WHO DON'T HAVE OTHER JOB THAN TO PAY MONEY TO SEE A COMIC AND FUCK HIM FOR REALā¦
It's great in life exist loud fucks.. . This people who have taken life too seriousā¦ people who have been on drugs and the old generationā¦.
I FEEL SICK AS FUCKā¦ I JUST TOLD YOU ABOUT WHAT'S THE HALF OF ALL PEOPLE ALIVE TODAY.
Is a waste of time?
Is it waste of timeā¦ that people to have opinion to be honest and go somewhere in life need drugs?
AND WHY THIS FAME SHITTY VERSION OF THE WHOLE NATION ā¦ HAVE SECURITY?
Yeahā¦ yeahā¦ Great you found that I exist. . With no present voice in this whole imageā¦ no narrator and presence of meā¦ you feel every disgusting thought about yourselfā¦
You want meā¦ you want me to help youā¦
BUT SORRYā¦
MY LIFE ISN'T GOING ANY OTHER WAY BETTERā¦ NO NEED FOR COMPASSION
Comedy: Talent
By DeYtH Banger
Got, God, Godā¦ gave me talentā¦ you don't have talentā¦
MILLION THOUGHTS SPINNING IN MY HEADā¦ PLENY OF DATA MY EYES SEEING AND MY MIND GOING THROUGH. .
If you were ordinary man like meā¦ you were going to dooze of wanting to dieā¦ Probably I am not ordinary ā¦
PLENYā¦ FUCKING PLENY AVERAGE PEOPLE DIE EVERYDAYā¦ FROM DIFFERENT CAUSESā¦
I am sure my name is not on that listā¦
I have got a talentā¦ based upon patienceā¦ being patient and even some fucked up kids.. . From fucked up townā¦ Wanting me to be their clownā¦
ALWAYS WE ARE ADS ON WHICH IS WRITTE N STUFF LIKE CIGARS KILLSā¦ PHONES KILLā¦ BUT IT REALLY NOTHING HAPPENS FROM THIS ADVERTISEMENT YOU NEED A WORDā¦ I NEED A SOLDOM OF EXORESSION.
I CALL WORLD A PATIENT FUCK.. . I WAS ONCE AND TWICE PATIENT.. NOTHING REALLY HAPPENā¦.
PEOPLE WANT YOU TO FACE PATIENCEā¦ BUT LET'S BE HONEST WE DON'T NEED IT.
..THEYā¦ ā¦ OH FUCK THEYā¦
WANT ME TO be their fucking show manā¦ but it takes too much energy and after allā¦ It doesn't suprise ME that some ordinary fucks use SUBSTANCES to get into lifeā¦ as for meā¦ I don't need thatā¦
I GONNA GET READY TO FACE GODā¦ IN IT'S TRUE COLOURā¦
I am not screamingā¦ nothing fucked up about me is outā¦ I am not sick fuckā¦ I am not a guy with anger issuesā¦ I am not person who wants to be center.
I AM A SECONDERY MANā¦
By DeYtH Banger
Comedy on bits is a real bitch.
ISN'T IT STRANGE PEOPLE "LIKE" BAD AND DISGUSTING THINGS AND IN THE END THEY SAY "YOU DON'T FEEL ME.."ā¦!??
OKAY! ARE YOU SOME KINDA WHITE NIGGAā¦ FULL WITH BAG OF SHIT?
Look it from this side most people living on this planet right now are ignorantā¦
FUCKING GOD DAMN IGNORANTS
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FUCKING IGNORANTS
I don't see or express myself in ignorant wayā¦ what I do to get somewhere I study plenty of POV's then I come out with few friendsā¦ and I start telling them stories around what I have learn.
BY DOING DIFFERENT TYPE OF PROCESSā¦ I CLEAN UP MY JOKESā¦ I FIX THEMā¦ I CHANGE THEMā¦ I UPDATE THEMā¦
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Under ignorant fucks the people who get there are people who tell the same stories over and overā¦ probably because once they have been accepted and their self-esteem is based mainly from this stories and in the same timeā¦ the same fucks are going to the sameā¦ place.
ISN'T IT SOME KINDA MADNESS????
THIS WHOLE THING?
I ACCEPT OPEN MINDED PEOPLEā¦ I LIKE PEOPLE WHO HAVE MINDS ON THEIR HEAD TO THINKā¦ THIS HERE NATION DOESN'T NEED PEOPLE WHO ARE IGNORANT OF THEIR SURROUNDINGS!
Yesterday one guy was playing with his hairy legsā¦ I am not a homophobic personā¦ but this thing doing while staring a cute girl is so fucked up and conjured upā¦ I just don't have words. I asked a girl for a locationā¦ and she was smiling while saying the locationā¦
THERE ARE SOME FUCKS WHO DON'T GET JOKESā¦ MAINLY BECAUSE OF LACK OF SLEEPā¦ BUT OTHERS GET THEM AND HAVE PLENY OF FUNā¦
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I SOUND LIKE A BITCH WHICH BRAGS ABOUT EVERYTHINGā¦ BUT YOU DON'T GET COMEDY ā¦ YOU JUST DON'T GET ITā¦ COMEDY IS FOR OPEN MINDED PEOPLEā¦ IT'S NOT HARD AT ALL MAKING A JOKE.
Most comedians skip such topics like this oneā¦ but I am going to tell youā¦ absorb and absorb PLENY of materialā¦ you go out and start looking others people do and you make it into a joke.
VAGINAL FUCKERā¦
GOD DAMN SICK FUCK
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This is what the stupid people say when they get without words.
Being observant and knowing stuff is today's joker!
By DeYtH Banger
Lack of waitingā¦ lack of presence.. Lack of sleep.
IT'S JUST NEW FORMULA OF HOW YOU NEED TO LIVEā¦ THAT'S HOW PEOPLE NOWADAYS LIVEā¦ PEOPLE DON'T GET ENOUGH SLEEPā¦ THEY ARE IGNORANT OF DETAILSā¦ THEIR IGNORANT OF PROBLEMS.
They are fucking ignorant and in the same time they liveā¦ a lifeā¦ I am not trying to be a screw up guyā¦ I am just honestā¦. I facing pledge of honesty.
SO BYE TO ALL PIECE OF SHITSā¦ BAGS OF SHITS WHO DO AS WORK LIEING AND LIEING
I at least did something!
So here is what happening abusive relationships are on the strikeā¦ on rampageā¦ Looking how a girl creates damage into a male human and how male on femaleā¦ this action is a constant cycle.
While we observe that just face it.. . People open their mouth typically males and they put next their open mouth a fistā¦
OH GODā¦ OH GODā¦
OH GOD YOU SICK FUCKSā¦
YOU SICK VAGINAL FUCKERS
WHAT IS YOUR BODY LANGUAGE TRYING TO EXPRESS?ā¦
You want a cock?
You want to show which direction you have choose n in life?
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LET'S GO OVERALL
People always trying to impress someone by using social media.. . Facebook, Instagram, Twitter all types of media which gives you a chance to express yourself.
REALITY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SOCIAL MEDIA
Genius inside and fucked upā¦ screw up kid outsideā¦ just do you feel me? This here is the constant abbreviation.. . Of humanity.
SO TODAY AND YESTERDAY I WAS LOOKING AT DICKSā¦ I WAS TRYING TO SOLVE A PROBLEM CALL "GAYS"ā¦ I MEANā¦ I WANT TO GET THE IDEA OF HOW THA FACK MALE PERSON GETS THOSE DAMAGED FANTASIES?
I MEAN WHAT IS IT THE PEOBLEM?
HIS DADDY HAD ISSUES?
HIS MOMMY WAS DAY WHOREā¦ NIGH TIME LESBIAN?
HIS FATHER HAD SEX WITH DRUGS?
HE WAS SLEEPING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED?
HE WATCHED TOO MUCH PORNā¦ AND KIBDA GOT ADDICTED TO PLAYING WITH HIS COCKā¦ AND THIS BIG BOYā¦ THIS SHITTY FUCKā¦ JUST DIDN'T HAD IT ENOUGHā¦ HE WANTED MOREā¦ LIKE TWO COCKS DOING THE SAME SHIT..
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AND AS A MAN OF PATIENCE HE JUST WANTED TO TASTE SOME SYROPā¦ AND WHY NOT TO GET IN TIME OF 5 MINUTES 2 ALMOST HALF OF CUP OF WHITE SYRUP?ā¦
It's still disgusting the whole thingā¦ to want to do friendly fire aka sucking a dickā¦ nothing horny about thatā¦ dick like all othersā¦ PLENY of blood vesselsā¦ mushroom on the head and some kinda pipe with two balls and this SHITTY aka junkie producesā¦ "Piss" and "Cum"ā¦
DID GOD WANTED TO TEST MALES?ā¦ IF NOT DOES REALLY GOD EXISTā¦ BECAUSE BIBLE SAYS THAT THIS ROAD IS SINFULā¦
But it's not their problemā¦ it's God's Glitchā¦ I mean God made a mistakeā¦ probably he wasn't sure what to create male or female human soā¦ he created male while thinking about femaleā¦
AND THAT'S HOW GAY PEOPLE EXISTā¦ THIS GOD IS VERY SLOPPY FUCKER
It bothers me the thought of what happens with male body ā¦ doesn't it make you less euphoric and more likely to lose a boner?
I empathize to the female nationā¦ I am not sure how they even are interested having to do with a stinky fuck somethingā¦
THE WHOLE THOUGHT OF FUCKINGā¦ AND ORAL LOVE AND SUCKING FEETā¦ FOOTJOBā¦ HAND JOB.. . ALL OF KINDS OF TRICKS OF A DISGUSTING FUCKERā¦
I was reading a book about the dick.. . That it has a gagging mechanism while we go for a deep throatā¦
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I AM NOT SURE WHAT TO SAYā¦
LESS CLOSURE
LITTLE DISTANCES
AND LESS SPERM
By DeYtH Banger
I feel youā¦ I understand youā¦ no need for to start rolling with dick and playing with itā¦ Just need for that.
ALL PEOPLE HERE ARE SOME KINDA DEPRESS FUCKSā¦ WHO ARE FUCKED UPā¦ PLENTY OF PEOPLE HAVE TALENT BUT THEIR FUCKING PARENTS ARE IGNORANTā¦ I GOT A TALENTā¦
WHILE I BANG A CHICKā¦ I CONSUME FOODā¦ THE WHOLE PROCESS TIRES ME Up
So the thing is that one-legend person knows the most east way out and people without teethā¦ know how to have fun and people with few teeths know the best drugs.
AND LIFE IS LIKE THAT CONSTANT CONCLUSIONS
It's difficult always to consume data, when we live a worod of distractionā¦ of constant distraction.. . It's
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