Jokes From BJ 1,2 and 3 (Collection) - DeYtH Banger (best free ebook reader for android TXT) 📗

FEW BUCKS YOU TO LIVE... HOW ABOUT US?...
I MEAN I AM NOT INTERESTED IN GETTING AIDS OR HIV... BUT GOING SUCH TYPE OF CHARITY HOLE IN WHICH INSERT MY DICK INSIDE A STRANGER MOUTH AND IN THE END OF THE WORK... I PAY HER... (I HOPE IT'S HER NOT HIM... I AM NOT INTO BEARDED FUCKS...)


Life always express itself with irony... God's greatest jokes is when he tries to experiment with you like...

- Car Crash
- Water Flood
- Suicide
- Fight (Beating up)
- Getting Shoot
- Getting in Jail

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God sends you a message in your box and  you open it... and you do God's work... I mean... where is the subscription of this whole shit?... Once for joke and twice like... "What the fack???"...   Muslims and all type of terrorist get God message... I don't get God message... I got few emails and few phones and pleny of internet and lurking around data.... no signal from  God





I THINK THAT THE RIGHT WORD FOR THIS IS A DESPARATE FUCK... THERE ARE GIRLS OUT THERE... IF YOU BRAIN WASH THEM ENOUGH... AND MIND FUCK THEM ENOUGH... THEY ARE READY TO GIVE YOU THEIR WHOLE BODY... I STILL DON'T KNOW THIS SECRET... I AM BIT CURIOUS HOW DO I OPEN THIS DOOR... HOW THA FUCK DO I DO THIS?





Look it from this point... people are crazy... their mad... insane... fucked up... and life goes on... with or without you....

Inserting in the dick maggots... having sex inside of other male's dick.... dick inside another dick... and insanity goes over... over and over... it kills you...


THIS HERE IS DRAMA... DRAMA... NO STAND UP... NO NOTHING... JUST DRAMA... WHAT WE NEED IS ME... DEAR ME... A PRESENTER AND A FUCKING IDIOT...








I don't get why tha fuck a girl puts males balls in her mouh and with the other hand she plays with the pipe... doesn't this biatch have other things to do ... other things than being with desparate fucks?


and God said that fucking with bread is bad... and sinful act... act of devil... and I look now... dear now... a dick in a bread ... ready to cum in a open mouth of a whore...





PSSSSSSSSSSS... LIFE GOES ON... GOES ON... Comedy: Stench Of Fire (Porn)

 by DeYtH Banger




I AM NOT A GAY... I AM NOT A LESBIAN OR SOME KINDA MIND FUCK... I AM JUST NORMAL PERSON... NORMAL GUY... THAT'S ALL


I don't get the idea of build up... fetish of pussy... thousand dicks have been inside this hole and so what's new?
...

Few more aids like dose of disease


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I am going to be honest... most hosts have inside them build up descipline of disease.... 


NOTHING SHOULD MAKE SENSE WHATSOVER


I am okay... we can say that for sure... but it still bothers my mind... what type of fuck you should be...to be someone who is a host and masturbating while smoking or even... sucking a cock... while smoking... 


OH GOD... FUCKED UP VOCABULARY... DRUGS AND OVERALL 



I like one of those girls which want more and more sex... they just want it  very very bad... they are not having it with me... and keep the pussy wider.


AND LET'S END THE WHOLE THING... I AM NOT A FAN OF ENDS... BUT WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD YOU BE TO SUCK A HOST WITH A HOLE IN THE BODY?
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IT'S DOWN THERE... IT'S CALLED BIRTH DEFECT... 

AND SECOND OF ALLL THE WHOLE THOUGHT OF PUTTING STRANGE STUFF INSIDE YOUR VAGINA... KILLS EVERY TYPE OF WISH


DEVIL

Comedy: People

 

 By DeYtH Banger

 

People are fucked up… LAUGHING at crazy stuff… can't be honest and life goes on….


SO DEAR MOTHERFUCKERS… I AM HERE LIKE A PHILOSOPHER… CRAVING AND WANTING MORE


Oh god… shoes fucked up… nobody is going to tap you on your back say "Good Job".


LIFE SUCKS IN IT'S ALL COLOURS… SORRY FOR BEING HONEST… BUT THIS IS THE PLACE FROM WHICH MY JOKES COME


No Need to give a thought you disgusting fuck..  LIFE does not matter for you.


CURIOUSITY IS A SIMPLE LABEL IN LIFE WHICH YOU GET IN A STATE BEING "QUESTION AKA CURIOUS"


Life is a book fulfilled PLENY scenes of drama… some twisted words in language…


NO ART IN PORNOGRAPHY… NO ART IN HORROR… AND NOTHING IS REALLY FUNNY… BEING AT BOTH ENDS OF ROPE… IN THE SAME TIME…

World has enough time striked or fuck you over… That's life… collection of soulless bodies put together in word "person" or "persona".


I DON'T CALL MUSE OF A PSYCHOPATH OR GUY WITH PSYCHOTIC PERSONALLITY… I JUST PUT MYSELF IN A POSITION OF… OLD CONFUSED FUCK… I DON'T DO ART... I JUST EXPRESS MYSELF IN DIFFERENT VERSIONS… VOLUMES…

 

Comedy: Oh God (Part 2)

 By DeYtH Banger


What should I do?
Should I live or lie?
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Where should I go?
…


Repeation… that's what bothers my mind…
…

Hatred and lifeless fuck… I am sicko

PUBLISHED… PUBLISHIED… PUBLICITY


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Multi-tasking on variety of reasons…


BOUND INTO SLAVERY… ALWAYS SHOULD… AND COULD DO STUFF…

I MEAN… LIFE IS LIKE A SNUFF MOVIE… IN THE END YOU DON KNOW AT WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING…

YOU JUST DON'T KNOW


Tired… sodonony.. .REPEATABLE jokes and hatred…


No friendship
NO RELEATIONSHIPS


The ship  needs to sink


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IT SMELLS BAD… BUT THAT'S HOW LIFE LOOKS LIKE STOLEN TALENT ... ENDLESS DREAM WITH YEARS TO COUNT

…

YUP YOU JUST SMELL BAD AND THIS PEOPLE WANT YOUR BRAIN…


Variety of reasons… circle of circus.. .and you hate me


NO BLAME FOR THAT


Words are constructed from multi denmations universal letters from which we conclude… sentences.


To be sad is a symbol of a weak mind.

SELF-RICHEOUS FUCKS… UNBEARABLE FEEDBACK

And what we are supposed to do with the sad people ..?


I KNOW… PUT THEM IN GAS CHAMBER AND BURN THEM ALIVE

Congrats, RSD FUCK JULIEN

And what could I tell you about people?

Greedy expression of God
Selfish creatures with main character Preacher


AND PEOPLE WITH  FUCKED UP JOKES IN THEIR POCKETS… NOTHING MORE THAN A HORRIBLE IDEA WENT DOUBLE WRONG IN BOTH ENDS

Comedy: Oh God (Part 3)

 By DeYtH Banger


People walking and walking…

Never really know where and when and why are going…


GODLESS ATHEIST AND PREACHER FUCKS… BITY MENTALLY FUCKED UP


I Know one day I am going to die… nothing new under the blue sky…

THAT'S WHAT THE OLD FOLKS SAY NOWADAYS


I am becoming mad… angry and crazy… again on the line between two ends…


SOULLESS FUCKS… EXPRESSIVE FUCKS...


Just don't balance anything… when God created you… he didn't make some kinda soup with eggs in balance… 


THIS FUCK… THIS FUCK

Made a mistake.. . Injecting a male mind fucked up fantasies about slavery upon other genres and gender.


IT'S KINDA FUNNY THAT WE SEE GOD AS DISGUSTING FUCK…


I see also myself somewhere there… hidding behind closed doors and saying stuff while on specific substances. I am not an alcoholic or drug dealer or user…


THE IRING OF LIFE IS THAT ONE MOMENT IN LIFE … STUFF MATCH UP… DEPRESSION… SADNESS AND ANGER..


And life goes like expressing anger into action… no jokes and no abbriviation... You are already stupid fuck…

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Just killing… killing… creating damage…


I CALL THIS LEVEL BUILD UP BULLY FANTASIES

Comedy: Jim Doe

 

 By DeYtH Banger

People call it a Jane Doe… I call it Jim Doe… this is the name they put when an unknown body gets finded.. .


BITCHES… LIFE IS A LONG RIDE… BUCKLE UP WITH LESS BEING SERIOUS


All fucks being serious in life… not cheating… not experimenting and little harsh and rude behaviour from WANKERS.. . Kill them.


NOW WE LIVING A NON STABLE GENRATION… ALL PEOPLE ARE CONFUSED… LIVING IN DEEP DEPRESSION AS SO FAR IN OTHER WORDS AGE OF CONFUSION…


It really buzzlwe all freaks and geeks here… nobody is going to pay the bill… life goes on and on… it doesn't matter if you are in the art of theater as for do you have money?… How much?

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LIFE IS AN ENDLESS HECKLER… THE PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO HELP YOU… ARE COMICS… BEFORE SUCH THOUGHT IN MY MIND WOULD BE INSANE… BUT FEW LAUGHS AND CREATING AND MAKING JOKES… IN THE END IT'S A JOKE… YOU DID IT…. AND IF YOU GET FEW LAUGHS THAT'S GREAT



They… they… fucking hate you… fucking bad… all people want be like you masturbating upon you… on you real profile and image…


It's not pure imagination… it's reality of hatred…


OBNOXIOUS
ANXIOUS
NOT CALLING AGAIN
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KNOCKS ON YOUR DOOR