Yup, Please Hate YourSelf (BJ's Life #5) - DeYtH Banger (english novels to read .TXT) 📗

LESS NIGHMARES AND TO SLEEP WELL IS COMEDY!


WATCHING MORE AND MORE COMEDY!



What’s with this all dating advice… it always not enough and people starving for more and more… the more you dive deeper the more theory junkie you become… everything is so wrong… sone programs go so far that they start saying…


- Change your clothes
- Have a expensive… not cheap… style…
…


So fuck all those sleazy fucks.. I hate them all some tips are like change ground and start from the beginning again… HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU… FUCKING FAGGOT


What type of fucking flickering fucks are those there… to tell me what to wear..  fix paradoxical arguments… and tips… tips which work in specific situations and im others you need others…


SO YEAH… MOST CASES YOU SHOULDN’T BUY A GIRL A DRINK… THERE ARE RARE CASE IN WHICH YOU NEED TO BUY DRINKS TO GIRLS


GO KILL YOURSELF FUCKING EXPERT… YOU ARE AN EXPERT AND YOU NARROW IT DOWN UP TO THIS?
GO KILL YOURSELF



I am expert of making people feel good when they kill themselves… so here is the thing… my service cost 50$ dollars… I come there and say shitty stories… I insult… and fuck around… so fuck all people who are wasting life?
Why?
Because who to fuck more energetic fuck or less?
I prefer the less energetic people… they just don’t have enough energy to bother around debating and arguing.


I like fat people as much I like whales… I HOPE FAT PEOPLE CHOCKE WHILE THEY EAT

Because most problems come from fatso… from those fucking fat people…

Cholesterol… diet… diabetes… FUCK ‘Em.. life just has gotten worser because of couple of fucks are emotionally uncapable human beings and don’t know how to deal with stress and anxiety and depression… they cope system… it’s installed


Fatso Mode 2.0

- Eat
- Eat More
- Drink
- Eat more sugar shit
- Eat sweets
- Eat more
- Eat Fucking more
- You need food


That’s what their database in their fucking localhost has… fuck less.. do less activies and inject more unhealthy habbits and activities…

I hate couples and people who commit as far to marring each other … aren’t you already… feeling great… you got something most people fail to have and most the database and news about problems in relationships comes from people who are problematic from first place.


Selfies… pictures… capturing moment… going on social media and wasting time over there and what are the biggest accomplishments of society?

Mhm… let me give a thought!

- Less energetic
- Sick inside and Outside
- … Comedy: Full

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Oh definetly I am going to go with full volume work out and fuck all machos in the gym…


GET ON THE FUCKING LINE

GET ON THE FUCKING LINE


GET ON THE FUCKING LINE

GET ON THE FUCKING LINE



Come on… get on the fucking line… jump and kill yourself… it’s the best activity human being like you can do… we now tolerate muscles… not intellect… but muscles… not clowns and being nice and witty…


We ban those set of behaviors… we grab ‘em and ban them one by one… each set of skill… we



ALL ARE FOR MUSCLES

BIG ARMS
BIG LEGS
CHEST MUSCLES



Fuck all that shit…

Come over you fucking muscle addicts… come over and start the suicide process… whatever you do… jump out of a building… show how resistant you are by getting hitted by a car… show us how smart you are by hitting yourself with different type of objects…
Hammer… rock… paper… TV… show us how good you are by staying and becoming a goalkeeper…

I hope all those folks get on the line and a western guy comes and shoot them… definetly we need to shoot those intellectual… the real reason is



STOPPING SOCIETY FROM GROWING
CREATING FEAR IN SOCIETY

WE DEFINETLY DON’T NEED THAT



And as for me.. I love to get bothered… life just start getting meaning.

People… four legged expired meat the last thing on the menu is people, but still I wonder what we do with the pick up manipulating tricks… push-pull - showing to the gal… that you have experience with women, negs - show to the gal…(girl), that you don’t care and you are okay to offend her.


AND I DEFINETLY ON THIS RIGHT NOW POST SIGN MY CONTRACT



The problem of some stuff is that it’s addictive… some states… high status… states… you need to prove it to your brain over and over and over and over… sometimes the question is when is going to end all of yhs shitty thing!

Comedy: Anger

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I have anger issues… I get it… my family is not stable… my mom is a fucker who is sick for cocks as for my dad… fuck ‘em… dead or life..  just a cup of semen. I hope this fuck rot in hell.


I like people who are blind it’s fucking awesome ..  they have less issues than other people… + plus deaf people are fun… less vision… lowe standards.


Some people go on round take life serious, fuck 'em… all of them… each by each… single by single. I hate mom telling me, take life serious my friends…  aka parents… I won’t take life seriously… I got one life … I took life seriously in my early young age… I went as far with the circle of depression and anxiety episodes… I was nearly mentality disfunctional.

Here is one thing children getting killed by car… it’s not bad… it’s fucking awesome… we need to hit more from those fucks..  what we get from those set of tests is that they are brainless zombies. Okay… that’s the conclusion… brainless… greedy… selfish pricks…




- I want tablet
- I want candies
- I want Iphone
- I want new set of toys
- I want this new thing
- I want new phone
- I want new computer


SO FUCK YIU
GO TO HELL
AND LEAVE ME ALONE

GREEDY BASTARD

…


STOP FUCKING AROUND!




I hate people who stutter
What’s wrong with those guys?

Your mom didn’t love you enough?
Your father is a badboy?


What’s wrong… here is the thing… I son’t care… you have in tour pocket excuse and



THIS FUCKING EXCUSE IS STOPPING YOU FROM SUCESS



Rape… what’s fun in that here is the thing… nothibg that’s come here and make it fun.


First of all reason of rape too fucking horny at first place.
Second of all why we all are suprise… and impressed of all this rape bullshit?

Here is the thing young men was out he had urges which he couldn’t anynore control and a young woman… with a sexy clothes…

He couldn’t repress those set of urges and more… and he went up to her full on…




FUCKING FULL ON
JUST FUCKING FULL ON

AND THEN HE WAS CLEARLY
WITH DICK ON
HORNY AS HELL AND HE WAS DEFINETLY ALPHA AND DOMINATING AND WHY THAT COUNTS AS RAPE AND OTHER SUCESS LAY STORIES COUNT AS NORMAL IS AS INTERESTING AS MORE PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED INTO PORN!


IT’S DEFINETLY
OBSESSIVE AND COMPULSIVE


WHY AM I ANGRY?
MHM
WHY NOT
IGNORACE
FAKE REALITY
SOCIAL MEDIA

IS THIS ENOUGH TO MOVE ON THE NEXT TOPIC?


I don’t like phone calls… those shit brings… massive amount of anxiety…. Fucking massively!

Screw up… yup I was screw up in my life because:

1) I took life seriously
2) I was tryingbto apply morality
3) Religion (Fiction Shit)



FUCK ALL EXPERTS

FUCK ALL THOSE DATING AND GURU EXPERTS… FUCK 'EM



I have seen all 'em!

People want respect… but do they deserve it?

Fuck this topic, let’s move on..!

Now I want to give lesson to all of you… fucking all of you… look at yourself.. look how much things you have done… look how much fucking opportunity you have missed… mainly because of your ego and scarcity mindset.


What I can say is the person who stopping himself from yourself is you…it’s you!

How did went one case with a girl… when I wanted to talk to a group of girls…



MY MIND GAVE ME CALL

IT WENT AS FUCKED UP AS MY LEGS GOT SHAKING

NOW HOW DO YOU MAKE THIS MARK AS CONFIDENCE… HOW DO YOU TURN IT TO THIS SHIT

WHILE YOUR FRIEND IS CONTINUEING TO BE A THORY JUNKIE AND THE OTHERS ARE FUCKING AROUND… BOT ANSWERING CALLS… ANSWERING CALLS

FUCK EM
ONE BY ONE

THOSE WHO FUCK AROUND ARE THE GUYS WHO GET CHICJS THE OTHER DUDES ARE JUST THE CROWD… WITH DICKS ON AND BEING NICE


STOP BEING NICE
GROW UP

Comedy: Whoa

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Definetly whoa… for all sake people are so much in average mindset that they are totally fucked up… over their ass… they can’t show middle finger… they judge wronf… they’ve got wrong conclusions.


I hate people, I define my hatred as far as from starting from Bulgarian assholes drunk and mentality incapable creatures… up to Russian… yeah damn Russia… you heard me right… I hate those vodka drunk society… what’s with drinking too much alcohol and going as far as deadly lethal doses of alcohol?



I JUST DON’T GET IT…

YOU WON’T MINIMIZE PAIN… YOU FUCKING TRIPPLE THE WHOLE THING!



More nasty and awful shit than a walking pigeon aka a mom… wife or whatever you call a humzn being which is the other sex - female and the age is middle age 30-40 years…


Shit like that is going to burn you as much going and gettibg papers and starting writting down suicide notes, those rejections just make you unstable. I just got rejected




Opener: Hi
Reply (her): moving hands (in a way showing that I am some kinda piece of shit)
Then
I said: Nice shoose



Definetly nice guy shit, I hate those nice shitty stuff
.. I JUST HATE IT





But what’s with ads with erotic movements and geatures… I DON’T GET IT!



ARE YOU TRYING TO SELL A PRODUCT OR YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE COSTUMER ERECTION?


I hate fatso… JUST DIE BITCH



I hate people it makes me look as far as slow eater or even below mideum eaters, which far as my knowledge… my self-esteem goes down. Muscles guys neef one thing to put in their mouths dick and I WANT TO SEE MASSIVE GRINDS


COME ON… I WANT TO SEE ONE OF THOSE SHIT!


It will be fun to see an eldery  couple and my level of respect go as far as shotting those fuckers…


What’s with black and so much confindence like you own the world,