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in the privious and primal of your yearsā€¦ YOU WERE SLAVESā€¦ GO BACK THERE


BE A FUCKING SLAVE


Why should white race be more depress on the finals than the nigga himself? Whatā€™s with those share groupsā€¦ tell to usā€¦ your problems and the story continues as far as ā€œI donā€™t careā€.. ā€œso does I judge in extreme situations"ā€¦ "so does not careā€¦ā€. People are not here to help each otherā€¦ they are here to self-destruct themselves and by other defaults destroy others.


Itā€™s not patterns, addiction behaviorā€¦ itā€™s a fucking whole level of anxietyā€¦ fuck support groups..




HOW DOES IT HELP?
IT DOESN'Tā€¦ OKAY?

IT FUCKING DOESN'Tā€¦ IT DOES NOT NOW HELPā€¦ THY FURTHER DEDUCTIONā€¦


RIGHT NOW I AM THINKING ABOUTā€¦ FALLINGā€¦ ONTOā€¦ FUCKING SHARP OBJECTā€¦ WHILE I FUCK BLONDE HOTIE

WHY SO?



Mhm, why at first place we take life seriously?
Drugs?
Alcohol?
Stealing?
Conning others?

All those stuff on the list are fun activities which are primarilyā€¦ adaptive set of behaviors and patterns. Definetly on the high pay rollā€¦ Comedy: Mom

 By DeYtH Banger



Probably itā€™s going to be my last showā€¦ svript of comedy for a little time. I am going to go to a place where for a timeā€¦ I will put down shit..  put down jokesā€¦ but they wonā€™t get posted.




Soā€¦ yeah.. momsā€¦ full of angerā€¦ jealousyā€¦ hatredā€¦ and yesā€¦ definetly, I am not narrowing it downā€¦ I hate momsā€¦ I hate all kinds momsā€¦ oldā€¦ young .. gilfā€¦ milfā€¦ we have in pornā€¦ two sections.. in which you are definetly fucking somebodyā€™s mom. .. When we are talking about levels of being sickā€¦ HOW FUCKING SICK IS THAT?



OUT OF MlASTURBATING WHILE YOU WATCH MALE FIGURE GOING LITTLE FAR WITH A FEMALE FIGURE FOR EXAMPLE ā€¦ DOMINATINGā€¦ AGRESSIVEā€¦ HATEā€¦ ANGER, RAGEā€¦


ONCE I STARTING WATCHING THOSE KINDA VIDEOSā€¦ I STARTED  THINKING ABOUT MY GENDER, AM I REALLY A MALE?




Becauseā€¦ definetlyā€¦ mentality I am not so fucked up and screw up. I am against I kinds of shipsā€¦ friendshipsā€¦ relationshipsā€¦ I am against all of ā€˜emā€¦ mainly because sometimes you need to do sacrifices and in most cases you find out that they arenā€™t on the same topic like you.




Porn is funā€¦ keep watching!
What government wants itā€™s brainless workersā€¦ keep watchingā€¦ going with few rounds of jerk off and go with thousand excuses to do it?
If I donā€™t do itā€¦ my dick will get cancer!
If I donā€™t do itā€¦ I am going to become unhealthy!
OKAY I DONā€™T CAREā€¦ JUST  KEEP GOINGā€¦ KEEP IT UP


FIND FUCKING REASONSā€¦ LOGICAL OR NOT LOGICAL TO DO IT
As for meā€¦ I suggest masturbation for ā€œGood to Feelā€ recipeā€¦



YOU WANT HONESTY
AFTER YOU ARE HEREā€¦


1) Your life is not fun, thatā€™s why you are here
2) Kill yourselfā€¦
- Itā€™s mood digestive recipe

Comedy: Hate

 By DeYtH Banger



What is stopping us from progress is pure ā€¦ narrow hatredā€¦ feel free to be obliviousā€¦ I DONā€™T CARE AS FAR AS YOU CONTINUE BEING A FUCKING HATRED!



LOW ENERGY FUCKā€¦ STAY DOWN
YOUR LIFE DOESNā€™T MATTER
IF YOU GONNA TELL ME ABOUT DOWNS DAYā€¦ FUCK YOUā€¦ OKAY?

PUREā€¦ NEAR VIGILANT FUCK YOU
I KNOW THAT PEOPLE NEED TO STOP CUSSING BUT HOW ABOUT GO PAIR BALLS AMD START DOING SOMETHING WITH LIFE




I have new set of goalsā€¦ it is spy and watch kidsā€¦ how they succeed in life while you fail in every single task in your life. Itā€™s fun, itā€™s exiciting! Everyone wants to leave some kinda a printā€¦ in this world to be like ā€œlookā€¦ I was here"ā€¦ we all want this ā€¦ we all fear being forgottenā€¦ and being lostā€¦ we all want to be out thereā€¦ and what happens whwn data gets lostā€¦ the authorsā€¦ die and all the materialā€¦ gets burn and lost?

What if it happens tge story by Ray.. Bradburry become a true one..  itā€™s not fiction it becomes truth. I was about to tell a storyā€¦ until I got the "lostā€ sound..  itā€™s totally negging and horrifying!

Comedy: Out Of

 By DeYtH Banger



Before I start ā€¦ I want to add this is something newā€¦  out of the bible shitā€¦ topic.



MY PUSSY ITā€™S GETTING HARDā€¦ I AM LONLYā€¦ GET OUT OF THEREā€¦

My pussy is hard


So yesā€¦ few phases of semen..  on body, ass, pussy,  on the face,on the boobsā€¦ in the handsā€¦ and fully flavor package semen on the handsā€¦ itā€™s full ready productā€¦ full limited package.

Have you seen guysā€¦ also known as dude who push around babies in carts?ā€¦ Those dudes walk around with babyā€¦ put them on their own heads abd they even hold them with their hands.



What the hell is that, is that a new position of ā€œI am definetly gonna fuck that fucker.ā€

Also with all those babiesā€¦ nothing more seken and greedyā€¦ fully devoloped ego biased whinny fucker.
White type of nigga suckā€¦ thatā€™s a total gypsie. I hate morning type of daygameā€¦ pick upā€¦ itā€™s sucksā€¦ I am definetly not in the mood around that timeā€¦ so does girls and women as general point. Some people want hear some shit and believe in certain type of shit, so thatā€™s why I make up shit. I have new kinda motto ā€œI love haters"ā€¦ the main idea of the motto is to spread love around my enemies.



It goes as far as If they stab you or try to hurt youā€¦ donā€™t hate ā€˜emā€¦ love 'em. I have a new whole pick up bibleā€¦ itā€™s about techniques and ways which sexual predators use.

Okayā€¦ okayā€¦ I am totally hooked up on this point some people narrow up down up to ā€¦ being assholes and dicks on the phone..  under that I mean making you less important  and being silent often on the phone while you talkā€¦ such people make suicideā€¦ next go to locationā€¦ something up to look in forward future.



Suicide - Is not bad at allā€¦ itā€™s body fitnessā€¦ it shows and proves God that you donā€™t have attention deficitā€¦ you prove yourself that for one tnhing you are serious in life, you team up with yourselfā€¦ you planā€¦ organize all kinds of fun activies with main goals and outcome aka self-pleasure.



I HATE PARENTS AS A GENERAL HOOK UP POINTā€¦ TO OVERPROTECTIVEā€¦ FUCKED UPā€¦ DATA GOLIATH AND DEFINETLY FUCK EMā€¦ LOW CAPSULATED FUCKS!



I like negativity, but some people donā€™t like to hear of experience of negativeā€¦ spectatorā€¦ such times it goes as far asā€¦


GO OUT OF THIS SCENEā€¦ YOU GONNA BE REMOVED


Whatā€™s that shit, bitch?
You fucking whiteā€¦ sucker?
You donā€™t have enough dicks, so you go around the world and travelā€¦ just for the sake of dicksā€¦ and fucking?

Comedy: Sucess As General

By DeYtH Banger




I have a basic problem, I  canā€™t stop talking
.. I just can'tā€¦


I GOT DATA IN MY POCKET
I GOT FACTS


But sometimesā€¦ talking is not enoughā€¦. You could be talking all dayā€¦ all night and stillā€¦


THE CHANCES TO FUCK A CERTAIN WOMANā€¦
IS 0 TO 10


I hate  statsā€¦If I want to get friendsā€¦ I need basic levels of compliance. The problem is that we want to be ā€œseen"ā€¦You know life sucksā€¦ mainly because you  are fucking watching over couples and God sends you one of those  pervert fucksā€¦ The man is nasty the girl is cryingā€¦. Nagging AND THE CRYING PART IS CREATING DRAMAā€¦ PHYSICALLYā€¦ AND NOT GIVE A FUCK MODE DOUBLES YOUR CHANCES



WHEN I DISCOVERED SOME OF THE MODERN BULLSHITā€¦ I WAS THINKING ABOUR KILLING MYSELFā€¦


"My life was betterā€¦ā€


Yes of courseā€¦ it was better you had less expectationsā€¦ your hopes werenā€™t too highā€¦ you werenā€™t multi-leveling and multi-taskingā€¦ YOU WERE NORMALā€¦



As for the modern times we just have too much shit to doā€¦ to get toā€¦. And still we have more and if a message has been implanted in our headsā€¦ that is


-  YOU ARE NOT ENOUGH
- YOU ARE NOT ENOUGH
- YOU ARENā€™T FUCKING ENOUGH




Our mothers saidā€¦ our friends show itā€¦ our parentsā€¦  all dayā€¦ whine about itā€¦ SO THE SELF-ESTEEM SHIT IS NOT LOST FROM DICKS BUT FROM THISā€¦


ā€œNOT ENOUGHā€


Life sucks - Direct Opener
ā€œI hope she doesnā€™t thing, that I am going to rape herā€¦ā€ - Mid section - Fucking bad idea

We live in a place where taking God seriously makes you fanaticā€¦ wanting to change and enlighten yourself makes you mentality ill. And the question is here, where is the norm?
What is normal?




If



America - Is not that great place
Medicine - Is corrupteed as fuck
Cops - Are Corrupted

What elseā€¦ what if?

I know when joke is on me!

Comedy: F for Fu (1)

 By DeYtH Banger



We are not talking about the Bill Burr shit ā€œF for family"ā€¦, we are talking about f as fucked upā€¦ as

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