The Reed Security Relationship Manual: A Reed Security Romance - Giulia Lagomarsino (best book club books of all time TXT) 📗

her if you caused this. You should already know the answer to this question. This is like asking for her to blame you for something.

Do NOT pat her on the shoulder awkwardly. She’s a person whom you love, or you should love. A pat on the back is something you do for a friend.

Do NOT turn on the TV as you wait for the storm to pass.

Those were all very basic, common sense suggestions. Now that you know what not to do, let’s cover what you really need to do:

Give her a hug. Most women will feel better immediately with just a hug. And make it a good one. If you give her a pussy hug, you’re going to enrage the beast. Put in the effort.

Rub her back soothingly. Remind her of her childhood, how her mother used to rub her back. Unless of course, she has a shit relationship with her mother. Then, do nothing to ever remind her of her mother.

A good kiss and a reminder that you love her will go a long way.

Offer to rub her feet. It’s cathartic.

Take her to bed and just hold her. I know this is a hard one, but if you try and get her to have sex with you when she’s been crying, you’re extending your self-imposed celibacy by at least a few days. Sacrifice for one night.

In the morning, be sure to make her breakfast and smother her with kisses. Let her know she’s the most important thing in the world to you, even if you have more important shit to do.

Ask her at least five times before you leave for the day if there’s anything you can do for her.

A few calls throughout the day will really help to brighten her mood and ward off future crying jags.

By the next night, you should be in the safe zone for making a sexual move. Do NOT try and take her ass. This is not the time for that kind of shit. You’re going to have to take things slow and really make her feel the love with lots of kisses and touching. I know you want to get in there and fuck her hard, but this goes against all the work you’ve already put in.

I know it’s hard to keep up with all this lovey-dovey shit, but you can’t stop all at once. Only ask her three times if she needs anything. Call her a few less times throughout the day. Start grabbing her tits in a more provocative way, just to really start the transition to hard fucking.

The Proposal

How To Ask Your Woman To Marry You Without Looking Like An Idiot

You’ve waited for the time to be right. You knew it would happen eventually, but when she got down on her knees, all you saw was this vision of her in a wedding dress, giving you head. Yes, that’s truly what happens. Sex is always on the brain. Just do yourself a favor and don’t shout that out. The very last way to propose to your woman is by telling her you had visions of her in a white dress on her knees. It’s not at all romantic.

Types of proposals:

What kind of proposal you go with really depends on your woman. Is she flashy? Is she shy? Does she love romance? I know that’s a lot of questions, but guys, you have to think about her in this situation. This is not about you, but her. Make this special for her.

The small proposal:

This is for the woman who is extremely shy or just really simple. She doesn’t like to be the center of attention and she really hates all that girly shit. If you’ve landed this woman, sit back and relax, because this is going to be the easiest proposal of your life. I mean, after you’ve figured out how to do it and it’s over.

1. Keep it just the two of you.

2. A nice dinner with candles will set the scene and keep things romantic, but not overdone. A few nice words about how much you love her, and then you pop the question. It’s really as straight-forward as that.

3. Sex afterwards is implied. Make it good for her. A quickie on the couch is not the way to go here.

The mid-sized proposal:

You have a woman that doesn’t want fireworks, but she doesn’t want a simple dinner either. She wants to be romanced. She wants you to put in the effort and make it memorable. Okay, relax, you can handle this.

1. Take her out on a boat. No, not a fucking canoe or a kayak. Kayaks are for one. If you did this, you definitely aren’t getting married. Canoes are for pussies. Rent a fucking boat. Lay out a blanket on the deck and have dinner served on it. Michael Bublé should be playing in the background. He’s like the king of romance, and you can’t go wrong with him. He may be more charming than you, but you have guns and muscles on your side. Combine the two and you’ve got a lethal combination. Not that you’re going to kill her, just for clarification.

2. Gaze into her eyes. I’m not sure exactly how this is done, but I think a good amount of staring works. Don’t make it like that creepy stare, you know the one that makes you look like a serial killer. Make it softer, like you’re trying to see into her soul. If anyone has suggestions on how to do that, please fill in the comments below. None of us want to be smacked before a proposal.

3. Run your fingers through her hair. Chicks love this. It’s like petting them. For some reason that’s soothing. Now, I know it’s weird for us. No guy wants to pet his woman, but if it gets you the answer you want, fucking pet her.

4. Soft kisses are key here. But not pussy kisses. Be gentle and hard at the same time. If you