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Comedy: Shitty Fuck

 by DeYtH Banger


YeAh,,, yeah yeah... it happen. I kinda don't know for what to talk to shit and eat and even what to fuck. There is out there pornography which is proposing the idea that males can suck other males dick which is gay thing outside pornography on the street I see gay people who illustrate female body language.


GOD'S WAY OF SHITTING IS BY PUTTING CRAP ON THIS PLANET... GREAT EXAMPLE FOR THIS THING IS THE FUCKED UP PEOPLE WHO CAN'T THINK, READ OR WRITE OR EVEN ANALYSIS DATA... PEOPLE WHO CAN TALK WITH QUESTIONS... IF NOBODY HAS ASKED THEM THEY DON'T TALK...


What bothers me at all is how this fucks exist, without questions?... In the bible is well said that knowledge is a devil work... it's well point out!


Let's come back... it's kinda funny story but pornography also suggest that humans can have all type intercourses... anal, oral, armpit, pussy and even animals to fuck them or they to sucks cocks or to give handjob....



WELLL... I KNOW VERY WELL THIS EVEN AS SO FAR AS RELIGIOUS I AM... IT WAS POINTED OUT IN THE BIBLE IN THE FIRST TESTAMENT... THIS CITIES WERE SODOM AND GOMOR AND THERE WERE DESTROYED BECAUSE IN THIS CITIRES PEOPLE ARE DOING CRAZY SICK STUFF... PERVERTED....



I am correct for the second part as for the first part... I am not religious... I see myself as a atheist... I don't know a lot of evidience around God and the bible... I know information which could be something in sort of 50-60 pages of data... I have... which is  guiding me in life ... but still If I go in church or even read religious paper... don't have some back data in my mind most of the stuff are so well written that  over 2 Billion people are religious that's what the data from year 2010 is saying.


I hate people with which is difficult to make any type of conversation or even it's difficult to end... like they continue to talk and talk and talk and talk and you are like


IS IT OVER?
IS IT OVER
IS THERE MORE
LET'S END IT
OKAY?
OKAY?
CAN WE END IT?
...
ENOUGH THEORY LET'S END THE WHOLE THING


That's what's happening in your mind... but bad manners aside and good manners we should have in mind... this fucking tip make us to less control our life, to depend on others and even to stop expressing ourself.  


So far, soo good...
so far soo good!


It's okay if you gonna live few more years like 10 or 20... but if we are talking about rough numbers which are around 50 years more or 60 more or 70 more... Oh god... this advice is going to ruin your life... you parents are doing this but... good for them after all this world needs people who to be nice and to obey the law.



I AM NOT ALWAYS NICE... SOMETIMES... BUT MOST TIMES... I AM BAD... MEAN... AND I AM NOT SAYING THAT TO FUCK YOU OVER... I AM JUST SAYING BECAUSE THIS STYLE IS AWESOME...






All around me are familiar faces


Worn out places, worn out faces



Bright and early for their daily races 

Going nowhere, going nowhere 

Their tears are filling up their glasses 

No expression, no expression 













This song is called "Mad World"... I really don't get the idea... this guy is very fucked up... if you go more deeper into this song you gonna see that there is no sense at all... the meaning things is lost... is he showing that life could go like that? 






...



That life is meaningless and you should kill yourself?
































IF HE IS CORRECT YUP, YUP... GO FOR IT... GO AND KILL YOURSELF...

Comedy: Me (3)

 By DeYtH Banger


Don't expect anything from me… I am below any of your expectations.


I AM DEAD CANNED… CABBED FUCK

I AM STIFF FUCK!

To be more correct in this scenario we all are walking stiffs… hydrophobic… hydrogenic fucks. Give drugs, liquor and you gonna extinguish
unconscious behavior.


WE HUMANS ARE FUCKED… GOT THE TAIL OF DEVIL… GOT A HAT OF ANGEL AND THE WHOLE MARKET HAS GOT OUR ASSES AND BRAINS


SO YOU SHITTY FAG YOU NEED FEW GAGS AND FEW GIGS HERE IS THE TRUTH HAPPINESS IS A SHORT-TERM THING MOST CASES YOU FEEL MISERABLE AS FUCK… TO GET HAPPINESS HIGH LEVEL AGAIN YOU NEED TO BREAK THE RULES



Life is a jaded fuck… Lose few calories… get proper diet… take it seriously and this here is advice for 30 years more to live.


IF YOU WANT MORE ADVICE… IT'S TIME TO PAY THE PREMIUM PRICE!


Yo, yo… Freak… it's time to take break… I hear your mum is calling.

To be honest… my problem is that I forget stuff..  I am like A  bunch of authors in one body…. NO ALL THOUGHTS GET ON PAPER ON TIME!

Comedy: Me (4)

 By DeYtH Banger

See me as more meaner and genius… I am who I am… outrageous fuck who got a point in life.


LOW BUDGED INCOME IS ON WHAT I RUN ON


Life has a way of fucking all of us..  people with talents get a curse of other problems… people who are boring and dumb… got a talent to get around people...



THE DUMBER YOU GET THE MORE CHANCES YOU GET TO BECOME A MEMBER FROM THE CHAIN



I don't have anything against revealing more about myself as you guess and know most comedians come from childhood problems … NO different and from my childhood.


I make people think that I have the answers… but  I  just have in pocket just a spark from the whole truth.



THERE IS NO LEFT OR RIGHT,
THERE ISN'T RIGHT OR WRONG IDEA
THERE ISN'T SMART OR CLEVER LABEL
THERE ISN'T GENIUS OR DUMB


All these ideas are  put just to differentiate… the whole world.


Contradictions are the fun part in life… It's like

SUPRISE! JUMP
SUPRISE! JUMP

SUPRISE! JUMP


I am selfless PRICK.. . I got a talent.






GOD SHALL EXPRESS HIMSELF,
GOD SHALL THY SOUL…





The way God speaks is through fabels… and stories and good example of that is your

"GAY FATHER"… Gays are SUPPOSED to females lock in male bodies… by stander.. . They are supposed to be more emotional.



BUT MY FATHER WAS FUCKING FAGGOT IN REAL LIFE NARCISSISTIC schmuck…


Look death as abbreviation in life!

LET'S ASSUME FOR THE SAKE OF THE EXPERIMENT THAT I AM RELIGIOUS…. BUT I AM NOT

….


JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Oh God… oh mother of God… Oh Lord… this fucker has  a fetish of looking at naked people, It's a perfect  description of child molestor…

How do you believe in such a  schmuck… dear
… sinful nation full of fear!?


DEPRESSION IS LIKE A INVISIBLE DICK RIGHT IN YOUR ASS ALLEY

Comedy: Me (5)

 By DeYtH Banger



Did I went to far.. already?

Or not!???


Think about it .. Life is a constant fuck over thing.

You read a book and in this book is suggested extra material… in the other extra authors… then again and again this cycle continues and continues…



You bend over ask for numbers


GOD… GOD THIS SWAG OF SHIT REPLIES 50 BOOKS


Oh god … 50 books… how far did I got?


You watch a  film and in the film there are people you want to check out, things, vocabulary, words, stuff…


OH LORD WHATTTTTT'S HAPPENING?


You watch comedy special

You want more from that material, you want more that shit.. . More from that fucker

You watch a commercial.. .

Now you are hungry… now you want buy stuff.


IT'S KINDA HARD TO TELL YOU.. .
BUT LET'S TRY…
BUT YOU WON'T LIKE IT

THE GOVERMENT WANTS YOUR BRAIN AND ASS? - PRETTY SOFT???

THE GOVERMENT WANTS YOUR LIFE, TIME, BRAIN AND ASS - TOO HARSH?



You go in the internet for few things but you end up opening few extra tabs in which you got stuff out of you research thing… some things which got your attention while you were scrolling online and even few other stuff… serial killers, disease, books, videos, TV SERIES, movies… blogs and etc.




OR LET'S SAY THAT'S WHAT I FACE… OH MOTHER OF LORD



Pretty disturbing and very odd!



But what now bothers me isn't economy… and how this slags… SHITTY Fuckers.. . Manipupdate us into buying stuff which we don't need….

It's more likely God


Is this spiritual fucker mentally ill?… BECAUSE so far from the Bible I can say… that he changes  personalities and doesn't care about his kid.

We are talking about Borderline Personality Disorder and Avoidant Personality Disorder… SUCH a sloppy fucker… expressed written down in the book that God is magnificent and powerful and perfect … but few errors down the line have been made.



And how people came from clay? From soil?



Nothing more than first stage of schizophrenia disorder…



LET'S GO FURTHER!


God is very selfish person so far from what I can read from here:




"21 He is the one you praise; he is your God, who performed for you those great and awesome wonders you saw with your own eyes."
"16 By faith in the name of Jesus, this man whom you see and know was made strong. It is Jesus’ name and the faith that comes through him that has completely healed him, as you can all see."



He talks about "Me"… "Me".. but As I said BPD… is making him to talk about himself in Third Person… So let's make the cinclusion this person takes extreme drugs one of those drugs are hallucinogens.




SORRY I DON'T WANT TO FUCK YOUR DAY BUT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS SHOW






"1 “I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me.
2 “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is

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