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OTHER HUGE NO.. NOā€¦
AS FOR MORE FUCK YOU
GO HOMEā€¦ DIDNā€™T YOU HAD ENOUGH?



If Itā€™s 20 Dollars
- Fair Enoughā€¦ you can get your share and even be here and share value



If Itā€™s 4 or 5 Dollars

- You are tryingā€¦ but still fuck youā€¦ 3 cups of drink and one sweat
OTHER HUGE NO.. NOā€¦
AS FOR MORE FUCK YOU
GO HOMEā€¦ DIDNā€™T YOU HAD ENOUGH? Comedy: Dick

 By DeYtH Banger




People are big assholes they are dicksā€¦ One guy was complaining that he was going to angry and threating women as piece of shitā€¦



YOU FUCKING BAG OF SHIT
THE FUCKING REASON THAT SHE IS WOTH YOU IS
BECAUSE OF THAT
THAT YOU THREAT HER LIKE YOUR FRIENDS



So fuck you and your problemsā€¦ One of friends I was tellong that he was thinking about romanceā€¦ Go brag around your mom vaginaā€¦ When your father raped this piece of meatā€¦ He said in hus defense ā€œShe was begging for itā€¦ā€.. Definetly that guy knows how to clearly express himself and how to defend himself. I hope this guy walks around and a caveman comes around and start bashing him around his head THIS HERE IS FULL SPOT ON
AND ITā€™S SO ROMANTIC.
. ESCALATION
PHYSICAL CONTACT
AGRESSION ADRESS THROW FULL DEVELOPED SUDUCTION BASE OF ATTRACTION



I get nerves when I read terms of pick upā€¦ It makes me alienā€¦ It makes me feel as fucking alienated as mom gets fucked once and again by the same dick.
I like bondage guys.. how fucked up upbringing did you had?
Your mom didnā€™t love you?
Your dad showed you the belt trick against the naked body?
You uncle was akaā€¦ Rapeme.com?
Such fucks are on the list of serious mental issues. Piercing.. tattoosā€¦ people shows to aliens



THOSE DOWN
IMITATING INTELLIGENCE
ARE KILLING EACH OTHER
ARE SELF-TORTURING
HAVENā€™T GROWN UP.. AND STILL BELIEVE IN FAIRY TALES
AND LASTLYā€¦ THOSE DOWNā€¦ INJECTING INK UNDER THEIR SKIN



Touching the bottom of the chin is pure way of showing that you are thinking in my opinionā€¦ GO GRAB A DICK.. DONā€™T GIVE A THOUGHTā€¦ THOUGHTLESS FUCK

Here is how you build tensionā€¦ you use chess for tensionā€¦ you get few pussies and play chess make them crave for sex while you play the gameā€¦




- ā€œSexā€
- ā€œI like youā€
- ā€œFuck Meā€
- ā€œI will finger youā€




Put hotā€¦ sexy thoughts in their skulls itā€™s basic type if manipulation and thatā€™s one of the reasonsā€¦ I was going put a rope around my neck until I heard that A DRUG ADDICT WAS EXPERICING DEPRESSION ALSO AND ONE ANOTHER ADDICT WAS CRAVING DRUGS



OH GREAT THOSE FUCKS ARE WORTHLESS
I GONNA COMPARE MY INTELIFENCE TO THE SO I WIN
DIE YOU FUCKING DRUG ADDICT
LOW POTENTION
LOW CALIBRATED FUCK



The guys who get blowjobsā€¦ have less braincells and their brain is melting soā€¦ I am not envious.. I FEEL GREATā€¦ AT LEAST I DONā€™T HAVE THEM AS ENEMIES BECAUSE FROM PONTENTIAL HOOK POINT THEIR BRAIN IS LIKE 5-6 YEAR OLD



Num the pain with alcoholā€¦ Itā€™s gteat most people who sleep less get drunk more oftenā€¦, thatā€™s another good reason to kill yourselfā€¦ and definetly itā€™s a good read bookā€¦ ā€œReasons To Kill Yourself"ā€¦ some people donā€™t like my gamesā€¦ Bulgarian language was created by ignorantā€¦ unimterested classā€¦ look how it sounds "ŠŠ· щŠµ сŠø хŠ¾Š“я"ā€¦ "ŠœŠ°Š¹ŠŗŠ° Š¼Šø Šµ Š²ŠŗъщŠøā€¦ Š°Š· щŠµ сŠµ ŠæŠ¾Ń€Š°Š·Š“Š²ŠøŠ¶Š° щŠµ уŠ±Šøя 50 Š±Š¾ŠŗŠ»ŃƒŠŗŠ° Šø щŠµ Š¼Š°Ń…Š½Š° тŠµŠ¶ŠµŃŃ‚Ń‚Š°"ā€¦ sounds neutral, undifferent position. German languange is rawā€¦ rough languageā€¦



"Adolf Hotlerā€
ā€œMeine Kampfā€
ā€œIch binā€



Typical raw languageā€¦ after all I am not as fucked up as the guy who has drank 24  Red Bullsā€¦

COME ONā€¦
HOW AWFUL IS YOUR LIFE GOING ON THAT YOU GOT SUCH A AGRESSIVE CHANGE IN YOUR LIFE
My max number is 5 drinksā€¦ And I am deadā€¦ he is 24 drinks..




Who the hell is finaciating that guy over there?
I have low budgetā€¦ high incomes = more fucked up, screw personaā€¦
I woman is in jail because of killing rapistā€¦ SORRY GIRLS BUT WE ALL TRIED TO BE NICE YOU FILTER US UPā€¦ BY REMOVING IS FROM YOUR CIRCLE SO MOST OF US DIDNā€™T HAD ANY OTHER CHOICES.. SO THEY BECAME RAPIST AND ALPHA MALES

He says
ā€œHey Devilā€

Sorryā€¦ you got the wrong idea about my T-Shirtā€¦ okay we wonā€™t debate mainly because of miss carriage of your intelligence has happen while your father was drubk and injected pipe in the hole. I AM SO SORRY THAT
YOU WERENā€™T LUCKY WITH A SOBER DAD!

Comedy: Dick 2

By DeYtH Banger

Oh itā€™s fucking brutalā€¦ have you seen how gorls speakā€¦ they speak full orgasm and me ā€¦. I AM GOING FULL ON MASTURBATION!



People you got the wrong idea for homophobā€¦ being homophobic means feeling fear around homos not hatredā€¦ I HATE HOMOSā€¦ I DO NOT FEAR THEM!



This here the next segment is pretty rough oneā€¦ just think about itā€¦ take pillsā€¦ if you want go take a beerā€¦ peeā€¦ I donā€™t give a fuckā€¦ just have a mind the way you gonna look into stuff is going to change forever. I am going to throw easy oneā€¦ as a start.. Wonen talk with ā€œohhā€¦ā€ and ā€œahhhā€.. and other orgasmic noises while they talk in their language is hidden orgasmā€¦ unsatisfied orgasmā€¦ Wowā€¦ I am kinda a dumb piece of shitā€¦ I kinda ruin the night of ladiesā€¦ like whole fucking man packages stalking girlsā€¦ SO AWFUL!
Just give a chance the moment you grab salt and start pouring in your food is like a fucking jerk off mechanismā€¦ I know is pretty disturbing go watch a pornā€¦ go grab few bunch of dicks and go experimentā€¦ just go thereā€¦ The way you hokd the phone is total dick and face kissā€¦ Itā€™s so disturbing and it doesnā€™t end hereā€¦ the twerk moves on the dancingā€¦ Those shitty fuckers want dicks they have a new disease inserted in themselves ā€œstarvation of dicksā€¦ā€ The way you duck.. jumpā€¦ I mean what should visualizeā€¦ over there?




The fucker is inserting a dick - Duck
Then

The fucker is getting out this dick - Jump


The way you eat most food like Chineseā€¦ with your hands or even chicken food or whatever you haveā€¦ most times looks like you are stealing out of a vaginal holeā€¦ forkā€¦ knifeā€¦ spoonā€¦ eating out of a soup bowl like itā€™s coming out of a vaginal holeā€¦
When you cheesy pick what you eatā€¦ itā€™s like going with your both hands in somebody ass and thinking that there are and other favorsā€¦ which are muchā€¦ much better.


SO SAD
FOOD GOT AWFUL STATUS RIGHT NOW

So letā€™s think about the pissing menā€¦ look at this guyā€¦ after few years he is going to be a proud fatherā€¦ already injected a pipe in a hole and definetly whole fucking food section menu goes into this fucking suage. When girl says ā€œNoā€ it means ā€œYes"ā€¦ I got the definetly the wrong scenario for today.

People say the real guys are the orgasm clubs out of the fitnessā€¦ I mean look the malesā€¦ they make noises while exhale and inhaleā€¦. Typical male orgasmā€¦ SO HOW ABOUT FUCK OFF WITH THOSE IMPOSTERS OF MALE PERFECT CITIZENā€¦ GO HOMEā€¦ GRAB A BOTTLE OF MILK AND GO TO SLEEPā€¦ LIFE GOES AS FAR AS THAT

Comedy: Words 1

 By DeYtH Banger

So people who are heckling right now or against all stuff which I say.. do and hate meā€¦ GREAT
IT MEANS I HAVE STUFF ON WHICH TO WORK
OPTIMIST VIEW



PESIMIST
GO FUCKING RAPE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY THREE ONE BY ONE EACH BY EACHā€¦ INCH BY INCH I MEAN I DONā€™T CARE H9W GOOD YOU ARE
JUST REMEMBER PIECE OF SHIT LIKE YOU ALREADY WAS BY ITSELF A CREATOR

AND I AM NOT TALKIMG ABOUT ANY OTHER GUY THAN GODā€¦ I AM LITTLE BIT SLOW READER WITH THE BIBLEā€¦ I JUST I HAVE LOW TOLERANCE OF BULLSHIT FAIRY TALESā€¦ I AM JUST
FUCKING JUST..
NOT OKAY WITH WASTING MY LIFE ON READING MADE UP SHIT



I like people who are suicidal, depressedā€¦ IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS MOST FOCUSED GROUPā€¦ BOTH NERV BREAKDOWNS ARE HIGH CALIBER FOCUS INTO ā€œYOURSELFā€



- ā€œI am an awful person.ā€
- ā€œI suck..ā€
- ā€œI hate myself.ā€
- ā€œPeople hate meā€¦ā€
- ā€œI suck as a fucking humanoid human beingā€¦ā€
- ā€œI am threating people badā€¦ which means I am worthless piece of shitā€¦ā€

The cycle of negativity goes and goes itā€™s fun to watch somebody who is self-destructing himselfā€¦. ITā€™S HIGH FOCUS ONTO HIMSELF


Semenā€¦ letā€™s go with thisā€¦ If you are reading this you are one of the sucessful tail fuckersā€¦ getting up to holeā€¦ most of you guys are deadā€¦ at the beginning it was like a whole nation and now is like 1 reaches the hole the other chilll fuckers are dieing like the war motherfuckers on the name of our leader.

Okay guysā€¦ itā€™s kinda rough shitā€¦ but I stayed holy 5 days in a christian centerā€¦ I ended the whole trip the moment they told meā€¦

Keep it in Bulgarian - notes
Stop being so edgyā€¦ insulting and offensive



SO LET ME GET ON THE FUCKING WHOLE POINT THOSE FUCKS KILL MY WHOLE ROUTINE + THEY SAID I CANā€™T READ ANY OTHER BOOKS THAN THE BIBLE ALSOā€¦ LIMITED USE OF TECHNOLOGY
TV

ā€¦.

GETTING UP WARLY IN THE MORNING AND THEY ALSO SAID THAT I AM SOME KINDA SLOB

A LAZY MOTHERFUCKER A GUY WHO WAS DOING WHAT HE WANTS





And I fucking left the whole fucking thingā€¦ first of all I am not a cavemen and sorryā€¦ I HAVE A LIFEā€¦


Semenā€¦ walkimg around usā€¦ being among us and if you need to define humans by any way or meaning do it by using dick goes in the hole. It looks like a dumb sport from a first look but if you give it second look we are seeing sexā€¦.

Most comedians are as good as the fail taled mother fucker aka semen which tries to go to the holeā€¦ but somehow failsā€¦


PROBABLY THE PROBLEM IS THAT SUCH LOW CALIBRATED MOTHERFUCKERS NEED MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER.


Wowā€¦ by product ā€œsemen"ā€¦ I had in my notes when I was in the center "Showing off his semen colonies"ā€¦ It was fucking too offensive thatā€™s why it got rip off my notebookā€¦ also such terminology aka biology in the bible you

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