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AND ALCOHOLā€¦ GETTING CHANCE TO PUT A SWORD INSIDE THE BLACK HOLE


Everything which you about to read is newā€¦ and newā€¦ nowhere to be seenā€¦ is holy fuck new material. I have been put with those pick up guys, they are social situtational manipulatorsā€¦ I donā€™t make up shitā€¦ itā€™s trueā€¦ Did you know that people can sue you for entering their pesonal space?
I donā€™t make up shit up, I wish I could make up shit like this out if my ass by sorry, I canā€™t do that. So imagine fucking a vagina ā€¦. Touching a female body until she decidesā€¦



I AM GOING SUE THIS MOTHERFUCKER
LITTLE SNAP
THEN CRACK
THEN TRY TO WHIPE YOUR ASS AS GOOD AS HIDING YOURSELF FROM YOUR FUTURE MOLESTERS.

I wish I could be a manipulator, but I am notā€¦ still I like the people who die from cancer and tumorā€¦ ITā€™S LIKE GOD SAYING LOVE YOU WITH PERMENANT AND LIFE THREATENING ACCESSORIES
Imagine talking to a girlā€¦ having a touchā€¦ hugā€¦ a conversationā€¦ going almost where she lives the more you leave it for other day the more you gonna get lower and lower chances of meetingā€¦ THE IRONY YOU NEED INVESTMENT FROM HER AND IF ITā€™S POSSIBLE EVEN AND TO FORCE ITā€¦ IF YOU DONā€™T HAVE THAT SORRY GUYSā€¦ YOUR CGANCES ARE AS GOOD AS WATCHING YOUR MOM WHILE YOUR FATHER FUCKS HER OVER AND EVEN HE SAYINGā€¦ ā€œCONE ON THE BOARD TO FUCK HERā€
IT JUST NEVER HAPPENSā€¦ IT COULD HAPPENā€¦ WHICH REMINDS ME ā€œNEVERā€ SAY ā€œNEVERā€.

ā€œArroganceā€

- Thatā€™s how clear mind sounds ofā€¦ less tocicity and honest with deep sharp edgeā€¦


ā€œRapeā€

- The bitch is beginng for itā€¦ FUCK YOUR INVISIBLE GODā€¦ IS TIME FOR FUNā€¦ SEX FUNā€¦ RAPE COOL AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME? Comedy: Words 10

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I got sadderā€¦ my week sucks. ā€œSo Hey Helloā€ā€¦, I am pretty lost into my materialā€¦ ā€œI am addictedā€¦ I got addictionsā€¦ā€ I am from AN which meansā€¦ Anal Normsā€¦ I am going to poop myself upā€¦ Sometimes people use and make up words ā€œŠ“Š° Š³Š¾ фŠ°ŠŗŠ°Ńˆā€ā€¦ or ā€œŠ“Š° Š³Š¾ шŠøтŠ½ŠµŠ¼ā€ā€¦Then they make it sound add up a meaning like this word  has been around for a long time.



ā€œLanguageā€



- Itā€™s hook which I am going to useā€¦:



French - The most gayish languageā€¦ itā€™s the language of homoā€¦ if you are man and speaking very passionately frenchā€¦ IT MEANS THAT YOU ARE A GAY

DONā€™T WORRY IT WAS BETWEEN ME AND YOU RIGHT NOW AND AFTER FEW SECONDSā€¦ MINTUTES AND LONG FUCKING HOURS ITā€™S BETWEEN MEā€¦ YOU AND THE WHOLE FUCKING AUDIENCE



German - Language of dominance thatā€™s the language which real men, speakā€¦ focus on the words ā€œHeil"ā€¦  "Mein Kampfā€ ā€œSchrawzā€ it sounds pretty dominantā€¦ but this language doesnā€™t mask anything and fuck your slogganā€¦



ā€œI AM COMPENSATINGā€


- Language which is wirking with stole English words and Bulgarian


Bulgarian - Cry it out loudā€¦ this language is failing all itā€™s potentialā€¦ since the whole fucking creationā€¦ existenceā€¦ I DONā€™T GIVE A FUCK OF THE GUY WHO HAS CREATED THE LANGUAGE OR THE HOMO COUPLESā€¦ BEARDED HOMOSā€¦ ANOREXIC BEARDED FUCKSā€¦

THE LANGUAGE IS POOR OF VIBEā€¦ WASTED TIME AND NO EMOTION WHAT SO EVER

I meanā€¦ nowadaysā€¦ I FEEL SO HOPLESS AND EXPRESSLESSā€¦ I STARTED TURNING THE WHOLE PROBLEM ON MEā€¦ BUT ITā€™S ON THEMā€¦ THOSE POORā€¦ WORTHLESS HOMO COUPLEā€¦



Russian - Nothing near to bulgarian languageā€¦ because is most awful vommiting sounding languageā€¦ ever created by Humansā€¦


Anal Norms - I am still curious how does look a peeson who is addictedā€¦ or has got addiction problems in Arab ā€¦ Turkey and as overall muslim countries is there are guy who goes like:

ā€œI have problemsā€¦ my moms hates meā€¦ and I Feel the need to blow myself with c4.ā€



Or

ā€œLook menā€¦ I have had sleepless nightsā€¦ I have never fuck, I am clean as fuck but still I want attentionā€¦ I have deficit problemā€¦ I HAVE NEEDS WHICH NEED TO BE METā€¦ LIKE BLOWING MYSELF UP.ā€

or

ā€œGuysā€¦ life is awfulā€¦ I HAVE AS FAR EXPECTIONSā€¦ AS FUCKING 20-30 VIRGINSā€¦ AND I AM THINKING ABOUT MYSELF UP.ā€


So sad guysā€¦ most comedians suckā€¦ the other part go over the topā€¦ out of limits, below the belt. So here is my honesty thrown at youā€¦ People who watch sportsā€¦ they do it mainly because their life sucksā€¦ they idealise other men, because thatā€™s their inner homo instinct and still the fat guy with the fat torso and the giant crouch areaā€¦ is nothing more than one of those shitty fucksrs with giant dicks and balls. Those sports maniacs are worthless piece of shits!
Here I am for one thing not lieā€¦ not to make up shitā€¦ but focus on youā€¦ you are here because your life sucksā€¦ clear as thatā€¦ clouds = clarity. Some people come here tell you stuff and fuck around with that meā€¦ I GET REAL SHIT PUT IT HEREā€¦



Have you heard about emotional manipulation?
This is the thing pick up nerds do to get girls in the bed, the guy on TV to sell you a prodyct, the fucking waitressā€¦ smiles the main goal to keep you comfy the shit doesnā€™t end hereā€¦


I WAS HOPING THE PUNCHLINE TO DRY OUT AND TO DIE RIGHT NOWā€¦ RIGHT HEREā€¦ BUT SO WRONG


THE HOMELESS FUCK  WAS CRYINGā€¦ WHICH KEANS CAPABLE OF EXPRESSING EMOTIONS STARTED MANIPULATING THE CROWDā€¦ SADNESS PROVOKES EMPATHY AND COMPASSION

I REWARDED THE FUCK BECAUSE OF THE MAIN PROCESS OF THE SOCIAL MANIPULATION

Comedy: Words 11

 By DeYtH Banger


I am giving here money just to keep up the fucking material on and also to make more and more of this shitā€¦ I MEAN IT WILL BE GREAT TO CALL HER FAMILYā€¦ MEMBERSā€¦ HER  FRIENDS AND ALL IF THEM TRY CRY BECAUSE THE KIDDO GOT A CANCER IN HIS MOUTH
GREAT
THATā€™S GREAT MATERIAL.
. I CANā€™T MAKE MY MATERIAL SENSITIVE AND DARK + TO SHOW OFF WITH GODā€™S ACESSORIES
SORRY FOLKSā€¦ I AM NOT SO PRIVILIGED



The slogan behind ā€œPUAā€ is ā€œI know how to properly manipulate girls emotionsā€¦ā€ Stop with the bullshit ā€œI care for herā€ - No You donā€™t ā€œI love herā€ - Nope, Wrong againā€¦ fucking wrong againā€¦ double wrongā€¦ you donā€™t like herā€¦ you fucking donā€™t love herā€¦ you are there because of what she got on the marketā€¦
ā€œI really got feelings for herā€¦ā€, ā€œI think she is the right girl?ā€




WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING FAIRY TALE DID YOU READ?
Pick up artist is like a stick with disordersā€¦ when and why to put my other personality outā€¦ they are totally mentally fucked up creatures.

We got PUAā€™S with condoms in their pocket which means they are self-centered biggots.



ā€œHard to Getā€

Whatā€™s with this barrier bullshitā€¦ I AINā€™T PLAYIN THIS GAME 15 FLAKESā€¦ 20ā€¦ I GOT A LIFE I DONā€™T HAVE ANY TYPE OF MISSION OF WASTE MY FUCKING LIFE

SORRY I DONā€™T HAVE THAT SORT OF GOALS

I still donā€™t get itā€¦ I AM PRETTY FUCKED UPā€¦ I CANā€™T GET FREE PUSSY AND RIGHT NOWā€¦ I CANā€™T DO OTHER PEOPLEā€™S MISTAKES?
ALSO IN THE SAME TIME I PAY TO FICK AND MY LIFE GETS ON THE CHOPPING BOARD OF GETTING LOST?

FROM DISEASES?
HOLY COW
HOLY GOD


God hates cheaters!
Thatā€™s all folksā€¦ nor lessā€¦ itā€™s all!


But still prostitutes shaming?
Really?
You finish too fast?
You are too tall?


WHAT THE HELL?
DIDNā€™T I  CAME HERE ONLY BECAUSE I GOT SELF-ESTEEM PROBLEMS + THIS THEORY OF FUCKING AND PICKING UP WOMEN SOUNDS SO ALIENATING AND ANXIETY BUSTER BUILDER


ā€œHolidaysā€


We need themā€¦ go grabakid.comā€¦ go Fuck Your Mom as for total must to read book, itā€™s nothing more fun than to se the mid section race the average families dudesā€¦ thinking that their rich they got credits outā€¦ they go get money from banks and after a while they are huge debt most if themā€¦ die from suicide the other part die from their own alcohol+ vommit.


HOW TO GET ON STAGE?

Get on fucking therapy you sick pick!
How to deal with girls and to be less anxious?
Stop being beta go pay for pussy to muster up some confidence and self-esteemā€¦ itā€™s not your fault that you are fucked up and screw up


AS WE CAN SAY
PAY TO GET SOME


For me being an nerd is awful, why?

Glassesā€¦ anxiety plus life ā€¦ stress plus lifeā€¦ heart rate plus lifeā€¦ THIS IS TIC TACā€¦ BOMBā€¦Almost o ln the way to explode. Look guysā€¦ If I am thinking about killing myself I am going to read the Richard Dawkins Book about the selfish genes.

People are selfish they talk about the shit they knowā€¦ they brag about how life has give tgem the wrong market valueā€¦.

ITā€™S TYPICAL SURVIVAL TACTIC
IF YOU FUCK ME YOU GET THIS VALUE PRINCIPLES
IF NOT YOU LOSE THAT


FUCKING IS ALL ABOUT STATUS GAME.ā€¦ SURVIVAL AND GETTING VALUE THE MORE YOU FUCK THE MORE VALUE YIU GOT ON THE MARKET?

Comedy: Words 12

 By DeYtH Banger


As overall I HATE WOMEN AWFUL SIDED PIECES OF CRAP.


If I start crying like a baybe or start making child noises at my ageā€¦ I DEFINETLY GOING TO A MENTAL INSTUTION THE REASON IS NOT MATURE ENOUGH AND DEFINETLY NEED SOCIAL CALIBRATION


Which at first side goes as selling myself on the cheapest price, no itā€™s not funny itā€™s awful.

I am honestā€¦ correctā€¦ always on time and clean the trash out and I canā€™t get credit?



WHAT THE HELL?

Basical example of fully deformed creature!
Fucking an ugly girl itā€™s called inner psycholigical mental illnessā€¦ itā€™s total insaneā€¦ you are mentally fucked up.


The idea of pick up is go on and move on and go next thatā€™s abrutly  shortcut mottoā€¦


HOW ABOUT GO FUCK YOURSELF!
MY LIFE IS NOT ALL ABOUT BEING AND ANGRY BUBLE
ITā€™S NOT A QUITE SET OFā€¦ GO FUCK ME OVER AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE




I am still on the market thinking about selling my parents on the long runā€¦ waste time shitty pile of shit on the short turn itā€™s like Gabriel hard on dickā€¦ machoā€¦ muscular guyā€¦ going on fitness being healthy.


I HOPE THOSE FOLKS DIE FROM BLOOD SHORTAGE


Ego queeen the screw up thing about those set of people is that their ego goes as far as narcissistic behavior, acting out selfish and ready to manipulate full on. We talk about live when we

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