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canā€™t spot itā€¦ the bible is madd for the average and the poor nation not for the well educated people. If you are well educated person the last thing in your head is imaginary friend like God.

Semen is low calibrated hanging foodā€¦ okayā€¦ by product of yousuck.com also author  of Semen is the most horrible recipe, Hey Homos stop canabalosimā€¦ You comedians suckā€¦ so try a cock.

Hairā€¦ I meanā€¦ just fucking imagine hair in the soup is fucking awfulā€¦ seeing a hairy armpitsā€¦ or pussy oh godā€¦ oh lord save me from the hellā€¦ Itā€™s fucking awfulā€¦ utā€™s mainly because it creates sweatā€¦

NO FUCKING PERSON INTERESTED IN INVESTING DICK FUCKING A CALORIE

THATā€™S WHAT CALORIE IS!

Sex a human drive track to getting sucess Comedy: Words 2

By DeYtH Banger


Whatā€™s wrong with you bitchā€¦?

Whatā€™s fucking wrong with you?
You are generaly having more sex than a males can havd in their lifetimeā€¦ for what are you bitching about?



SHUT THE FUCK UP!


You women you know how to apply emotionsā€¦ know what men think aboutā€¦ know what body language says and we males we suck!


When We are funerals we are ricks we look at the dead body and we are like ā€œWhatā€™s wrong with this dude?ā€

Scientifically you women leave more than menā€¦ men keep in bottle their emotionsā€¦ angerā€¦ agrression is a holy grail of cancer and tumor. We nen need to leatlrn how to read body languageā€¦



BECAUSE MOST OF US ARE BORN IN DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILES WHY DO YOU THINK THERE ARE MORE
MALE KILLERS, STALKERSā€¦ RAPIST

ALL THOSE FOLKS HAD IT ENOUGH AND TOOK THIS FUCKING GAME OF GOD IN THEIR HANDS

Sexā€¦ sword vs holeā€¦ I MEAN NOT A HUGE EVOLUTION STILL TGE SAME SPORT PLAYING AS GOD SAYS GO MULTIPLYā€¦ BUT DO NOT CHEATā€¦ IR EVEN FUCK THE NEIGHBOR WIFE IR GIRLFRIENDā€¦ ITā€™S NOT WISE



Affairs are made just show progress in relationshipsā€¦ marriage they are made just to show the stronger bond. Lies cool thingā€¦ itā€™s definetly a sinā€¦ But if we take it seriously and say no more lies we are putting a whole evolution in front of a dead end roadā€¦ which means we canā€™t fuction without lies we all need to lieā€¦ BIBLE IS A LIEā€¦ THE WHOLE FUCKING SEX WITH YOUR MOM WAS BUILD UPON A LIEā€¦ I CALL IT THE BAYBE STEP LIEā€¦

You isolate the girl by using baybe steps up to homeā€¦ if it was honesty even the whole group addict think wonā€™t fuctionā€¦ MAINLY BECAUSE HOW THIS SHITTY THING WILL FUCTION WITHOUT THE MADE UP SHIT GODā€¦ HIGHER BEING


SORRY GUYS SUCH THING DOES NOT EXIST HERE IS MY ARGUMENT


ā€œIf you existā€¦ you higher being ā€¦ come over and start proving me that you exist show to the leople who doubt youā€¦ the truthā€¦ if not come over and give me a handjobā€¦ not with invading a hostā€¦ butā€¦ you dear lord dear fucking assholeā€¦ come over.ā€


NO REPLIES
NO EVIDENCE


So fuck the whole lord shit!
People say that there is a high spirtual being, also known as God!

And what does stops this being a pervert?
After all in the bible is written we are made into his imageā€¦ which means frim here God is a human + he is a manā€¦ not a woman.

The interesting part is that everybody sees in a different way Godā€¦ we are not talking about enlightment we are talking about a whole fucking roll of mental disorderā€¦ We are talking about mental illness with different types of effects on each humanā€¦. I tried relationshipā€¦ I want to be little honest on this topicā€¦ I donā€™t wan to sound hightly dysfunctionalā€¦ It went as far aa 1 day relationshipā€¦ left mainly becaise she was fucked up.. I tried cyber relationshipā€¦ It went well until I got a comment.



SHE SUCKS
SHE IS UGLY
SHE AWFUL


By friendsā€¦ so my actions were likeā€¦ immediately  fuck off and I left hetā€¦ I just tried


ā€œIn the next 60 seconds you are my girlfriendā€¦
- It was awfulā€¦ I got thing like "No Thank you"ā€¦
I have tried to be less creepy and more fun guy but people see me as a guy on drugs + "High Fiveā€ went likeā€¦

Immediateā€¦ fast walking and lwfting me with the note ā€œNoā€¦No"ā€¦


Nice Guys creepy ā€¦ bad and rude people great guysā€¦


ONE THING I AM GOING TO SAY
LIFE SUCKS

Comedy: Words 3

By DeYtH Banger


Nation can be kill by wordsā€¦ over and over and over but not by the letters but the meanings and the context attached to them.

Macedonian language sucks, we started tge whole debate so letā€™s move on God sucks mainly because repeationā€¦ shit written with main goal manipulationā€¦ and why in first place we need bible to be good people and feel good about ourself. When bible after all is the most horrible recipe for ā€œfeel goodā€. Itā€™s full of chaos!


Sexting is something which happens we need to be open minded and in the same those inner girl insticts of a girl about who is ā€œpredatorā€ and who ā€œis not"ā€¦ Are most time bullshit and also there are people who want more creative sexting messages.


Alcohol letā€™s talk about thisā€¦ less offended!



BE FUCKING LESS OFFENDED



Most people are bornā€¦ and right now here in this moment because of lie which has grown into being drunk and having sex without condom. Most things happen accidentallyā€¦ but people say "Godā€ did it ā€¦ how about go grab few jews ā€¦ grab whole group of orthodox fucks and start fuck and spanking themā€¦ CLEAR OUT FOR THE WHOLE ARGUMENT


ā€œJesus Died for our sinsā€¦ future and pastā€¦ā€
ā€œGod id good and there is devilā€¦ā€


Put your fucking God in your pee hole as for future and past sins ā€¦ GO FUCK THE WHOLE FUCKING GENRE


THIS ORTHODOX WANTS ME TO TELL HIM JOKESā€¦ OH COME ONā€¦ I AM NOT A MONKEY ON STRINGSā€¦ OKAYā€¦ YOU CANā€™T EXPECT IN THE WHOLE FUCKING MORNING GREAT PUNCHLINEā€¦ AND WELL FORM JOKESā€¦ PUT THIS FUCKING DLIP ZIP BULLSHIT IN YOUR ASS


ā€œI was like youā€¦ you are definetly too drugged with redpillā€¦ā€

ā€œI wasā€ā€¦ bullshit go fuck yourself those manipulative seed planting shit wonā€™t work here.



YOU ARE TODAY HERE BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKING ALCOHOLIC FATHERā€¦ YUP WE ARE GOING TOTAL STRAIGHT WIPE OUT GAYSā€¦ OKAYā€¦

People gonna hate me on this shitā€¦ too much dosed on redpill..
Thatā€™s how I am described


Crazy
Provocative
Edgy
And
Right Now Bad Influence


How about go killl yourself?
You pathetic piece of shitā€¦ I am so much enthusiastic.ā€¦so what your mom is the same bitchā€¦  She was over energeticā€¦ mentally fucked upā€¦ and definetly when she was calling the police she did it because she is a cunt.


I hate the whole idea of people spreading around their semenā€¦and fucking girls just too pass to the next gemstic pollā€¦ Why my dad is dead?


Easy question, first of all I wonā€™t answerā€¦ second of all fuck you that you didnā€™t god your early updates. My dad killed himself mainly because he fpund the proficiemt percentafr of me succeeding as a male figureā€¦ THUS DAMN MOTHERFUCKER FOUND OUT AND FUCKING FIGURE OUT THE WHOLE LOGISTICSā€¦


People get depress from the truthā€¦ like certain type of edgy behaviorā€¦ not all but certain type ofā€¦ in certain percentageā€¦ LIFE SUCKS
OKAYā€¦ YOU NEED TO PLANT THIS FUCKING SEED IN YOUR HEAD


Here is the thing we gonna get far and edgy most comedians sucksā€¦ our American President is out of a playboy magazine.

Comedy: Words 4

By DeYtH Banger


If you are liarā€¦ you going into the fucking hell hole ā€¦.. I donā€™t give a fuck are you religious or not. If you get offended or over sensitiveā€¦ and you get easily offendedā€¦.


COME ON FUCKER
DONā€™T YOU READ THE MESSAGEā€¦ COMEDY IS NOT FOR YOU

GO TO YOUR FUCKING MOMMY


People are undifferentā€¦ uglyā€¦ all of them have problemā€¦ there are one of the fancy one humans who say if you not selling you canā€™t sum upā€¦ peopleā€¦ yesā€¦ I canā€¦ YES I CAN

If you drunkā€¦ alcoholicā€¦ self-esteem issuesā€¦ drugsā€¦ that for sure dpesnā€™t make you noney expert investor or even a judge sorry but fpr president you wonā€™t be taken.

There are people who start to tell stories there was a guy with obstacles and obsession.. then he started meeting girls with the same name over and over and overā€¦ OKAY FUCK THIS GUY AND HIS OBSESSION
WHAT HE IS A A GUY WITH SERIOUS ISSUES!
Fuck peopleā€™s hobbiesā€¦ fuck people interest.. because they ainā€™t indivuduals but masses.




I just said to drug addicts put into a drink of a girlā€¦ excatazy.. itā€™s date rape and they said you went too farā€¦ You canā€™t say that!

I went to near and definetly fuck off you jackoff why?



Low calibratedā€¦ low degradableā€¦ bitch! Come on stop masturbating you gonna get vision and teeth problemsā€¦ Losing vision and defibetly teeth!

You can google it upā€¦ you can step it up once in your life you angry lottle midgets always wanting and desiring to know and learn but as always failing with the start. I got misophonia which means I get easily annoyed by people who eat and breath loudlyā€¦ chew loudly and letā€™s re-shape itā€¦ rewire it and re-design it I HAVE LOW TOLERANCE FOR BULLSHIT


Letā€™s make it fun and complex after life is all about thisā€¦ Making it complex.. not simpleā€¦

We overstress
We overdepress
We overthink
We overeat



We always make easy shit into complex so thatā€™s how it starts the case of the serial killer drinking blood of animals, injecting into hinself blood from animalsā€¦. We are talking about holy spirit mirscle ..  letā€™s say God exist for tge sake of the argument and look what freak has joined the show?

DID YOU KNOW THAT Ted Bundy had a chance to be a Governorā€¦ Even if you donā€™t know that just keep lights on BECAUSE BTK killer was an alarm installer guyā€¦ Look how fucked up is the guys we think and pay to secure are the same freaks who desire our wirst destinyā€¦ I wonā€™t blame societyā€¦ I will blame Government they have low budget of financing freaks aka Serial Killers.

Nothing makes

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