Musing Of A Would Be Hermit - Sixto Ofnine (classic books for 7th graders .TXT) 📗

#75”

 

If your belief system is based on the delusion that you’re entitled to it, this is what’s going to get you into trouble in the future.

 

“Musings #76”

 

Life is best lead by sitting on one’s ass.

 

“Musings #77”

 

Remember when only living things got viruses.

 

“Musings #78”

 

Write an angry draft letter that your lawyer won’t approve of and then mail it out.  What could possibly go wrong?

 

“Musings #79”

 

Life is what happens when you’re not doing anything in particular.

 

“Musings #80”

 

OK, I don’t have an original thought in my head.  Does that make you feel any better?

 

“Musings #81”

 

What you think you know of me is all an illusion.

 

“Musings #82”

 

I desire so much, but accomplish so little, what a way to live.  Perhaps this is where my Cabin In The Woods comes into play.

 

“Musings #83”

 

I’m writing this crap faster than I can post it because I have a pimple on my dimple and old never gets new again.  Are you following along?

 

“Musings #84”

 

I’m never sad; rather I’m deep in reflective thought.

 

“Musings #85”

 

If you were smarter we wouldn’t be having this conversation because apparently this concept is beyond your comprehension level.

 

“Musings #86”

 

Did you read it? No, so then how are you an expert?

 

“Musings #87”

 

Don’t be paranoid, if you think it’s going on, it probably is.

 

“Musings #88”

 

It’s easy to take a life, much harder to save one.

 

“Musings #89”

 

You hate it because you don’t understand it.

 

“Musings #90”

 

I use to know a lot of information, but I think my brain put it in a useless info folder and then deleted it.

 

“Musings #91”

 

I don’t judge you from where you come from, I judge you whether you’re an idiot or not.

 

“Musings #92”

 

I’ll never know the pleasure of sending my daughter off to the prom since I had three dicks.

 

“Musings #93”

 

I know it’s none of my business, but anyhow, what just happened?

 

“Musings #94”

 

I don’t tweet, I don’t trot, but I do sit on the toilet and plot.

 

“Musings #95”

 

If I’m fooling you, then you’re more gullible than I thought.

 

“Musings #96”

 

The only way to take care of a major league asshole is to cut them down to size.  If that doesn’t work, then to my Cabin In The Woods please.

 

“Musings #97”

 

I’m not writing quantity over quality on this blog, for I would need some quality writing first to make that true.

 

“Musings #98”

 

I don’t sweat the stupid stuff.

 

“Musings #99”

 

Doing the right thing can be difficult and it does not always turn out the way it should.

 

“Musings #100”

 

My words carry weight; unfortunately, there so heavy that they only travel 2 feet out of my mouth before hitting the ground.

 

“Musings #101”

 

I find people disappointing, they always leave and then I’m alone again.

 

“Musings #102”

 

I’m a great boss, by not being one.

 

“Musings #103”

 

When I put out the extra effort, it only gets me ignored, so what’s the point of even trying.

 

“Musings #104”

 

Conserving energy is all about economics of movement and I’m good at it since I don’t want to move in the first place.

 

“Musings #105”

 

I’ve been called many things, but clever has never used in reference to me.

 

“Musings #106”

 

Can you pick out a conflict of interest, I can, I just don’t care to.

 

“Musings #107”

 

Seeing you has darkened my day.

 

“Musings #108”

 

I can guarantee that I’m not that sure.

 

“Musings #109”

 

Some people have Miller time; I’m having nap time, zzzz

 

“Musings #110”

 

The King and Queen have spoken and the people have ignored them since they were speaking from their ares...

 

“Musings #111”

 

I think, I wait, I wonder, I debate, but I still don’t have the answer to anything.

 

“Musings #112”

 

I think I could, so I would, so I will just do it.

 

“Musings #113”

 

You can’t expect to receive respect if you don’t give it first.

 

"Musings #114”

 

You should always have extra pieces when you put something together, right?

 

“Musings #115”

 

I had a thought, ouch, anyhow, I resoled my shoes, doesn’t that mean I now have a new soul?

 

“Musings #116”

 

Once there was time, now there isn’t, when did that happen?

 

"Musings #117”

 

Day dreams can be very enticing, thus very dangerous.  They deflect from what really matters in life.

 

“Musings #118”

 

Do I know?  Do I care?  Do I care to know?

 

“Musings #119”

 

So much, so little, so what??

 

“Musings #120”

 

The house looks like someone broke in and trashed it, in other words, it’s exactly the way we left it.

 

“Musings #121”

 

I’m so tired, from what I ask you?

 

“Musings #122”

 

I don’t get it; it just doesn’t add up; why would it be?  How could it be?

 

“Musings #123”

 

It’s hard to meet expectations when you don’t have any.

 

“Musings #124”

 

She asked if I have a plan, hell I don’t even have a clue, much less a plan.

 

“Musings #125”

 

Once upon a time, there was a boy with many dreams, so many dreams that he never grew up.

 

“Musings #126”

 

If there was, there would be, wouldn’t it?  Be?

 

“Musings #127”

 

What was yesterday is no longer today and I fell strangely better for it.

 

“Musings #128”

 

Why is it, I don’t know, when will it end, still I don’t know, how shall it end, I just don’t care to know?

 

“Musings #129”

 

I feel so lost today, I just want to go nowhere in particular and take my time getting there.

 

“Musings #130”

 

I don’t mean to put pressure on you but…..  Says volumes don’t it.

 

“Musings #131”

 

If I really “cared”, I won’t give a dam, understand?

 

“Musings #132”

 

Sometimes Silence Is A Good Thing!

 

“Musings #133”

 

What else is there to say when it’s all been said before?

 

“Musings #134”

 

When reality comes to visit, most people run for cover.

 

“Musings #135”

 

If wishes were fish’s, I’d be a frog.

 

“Musings #136”

 

It’s here there and everywhere, except where I would like it to be, but isn’t that always the case?

 

“Musings #137”

 

Focus in, look around, is any of this really real?

 

“Musings #138”

 

Once and a while I slip up and I care, but then I get over it.

 

“Musings #139”

 

Do I really need to put up more roadblocks than already exist?

 

“Musings #140”

 

I recently did a reality check; yeah, that was a bad idea!

 

“Musings #141”

 

There’s so much frustration in life with so little result, it just can’t last forever, something eventually has to give.

 

“Musings #142”

 

People come and go, no fanfare, no one even notices until it’s too late, how sad is that.

 

“Musings #143”

 

Little pieces of nothing might someday add up to something.  Or perhaps, little pieces of something might someday add up to nothing.

 

“Musings #144”

 

We have a language problem; I don’t want to hear any more of it spewing from your mouth!

 

“Musings #145”

 

I’d rather be slow and right than fast and wrong.

 

“Musings #146”

 

A sense of senselessness, does it make any sense?

 

“Musings #147”

 

The size of the bucket for movie popcorn has nothing to do with how much you want, but rather how much you can eat.

 

“Musings #148”

 

Look around, you’ll see everything, but nothing at all.

 

“Musings #149”

 

I don’t have any problems, rather I have issues.

 

“Musings #150”

 

Don’t confuse my lack of interaction as a lack of interest.

 

“Musings #151”

 

Maybe I’m losing my mind, but then did I ever have it?

 

“Musings #152”

 

           Is “too little” really “too late?”

 

“Musings #153”

       

I’m the father of my children, not the father of any great ideas or conclusions.

 

“Musings #154”

     

If you are a hermit and you have a musing with no one else around to hear it, did you really have that musing? (Is this as stupid as it sounds?

 

“Musings #155”

   

    I sleep when I’m supposed to be awake and I’m awake when I’m supposed to be asleep.  This pattern is not helpful.

 

“Musings #156”

 

           Has anyone else figured out how many ways you can say the same thing and still say nothing, besides politicians?

 

“Musings #157”

 

            Once I was there, then I left, can I ever go back?

 

“Musings #158”

 

I can only tell you what happiness isn’t, as for happiness itself that defies definition.

 

“Musings #159”

 

               Don’t you just want to slap people who are cheery in the morning!

 

“Musings #160”

 

       If silence is golden, then action must be platinum!

 

“Musings #161”

  

     Anyhow…. as I was saying to nobody in particular…..

 

“Musings #162”

 

           Listen and you will learn.  Talk and you will not.

 

“Musings #163”

      

Some say I gossip, I can’t say their wrong, I think it’s in my genes or is that jeans?

 

“Musings #164”

 

        I have irritable bowel syndrome; my bowels are irritating the hell out of me!

 

“Musings #165”

 

         In my high school year book I got voted, “They Went Here?”

 

“Musings #166”

 

         I suffer from short term memory loss; I think?

 

“Musings #167”

        

I don’t feel like myself today, if that’s the case, then who am I?

 

“Musings #168”

       

I got myself convinced of something that is never going to happen, I hate that.

 

“Musings #169”

       

I refuse to believe people are really “that stupid”, but then I’ve been proven wrong time and again.

 

“Musings #170”

 

Someone once told me that I’m behind the curve on the latest things, my answer; exactly.

 

“Musings #171”

 

They refuse to accept the situation as it is, and I refuse to care either way.

 

“Musings #172”

 

I don’t write about every stupid little thing that pops into my head, just most of them.

 

“Musings #173”

 

I can’t stand my friends anymore; I need a whole new set.  Is there a store for this?

 

“Musings #174”

 

I can never be so right, that I’m not wrong.

 

“Musings #175”

 

I always listen even when others pay no attention to what I’m saying.

 

“Musings #176”

 

When you’re in love for all the wrong