Musing Of A Would Be Hermit - Sixto Ofnine (classic books for 7th graders .TXT) 📗

don’t ask, then I’ll screw it up.

 

“Musings #299”

 

Stop double checking your work and get it wrong the first time!

 

“Musings #300”

 

Every living thing is born to die.

 

“Musings #301”

 

I always tell the truth, as little as I can get away with at least ;)

 

“Musings #302”

 

It’s always time, no matter what’s going on.

 

“Musings #303”

 

I love you, but I’m not going to reinforce your bad habits.

 

“Musings #304”

 

They really expected to be forgotten and were quite surprised when they weren’t.

 

“Musings #305”

 

What does the truth have to do with public discourse anymore?

 

“Musings #306”

 

You’re a drunken fool.  I’m a sober one and…

 

“Musings #307”

 

I’d have to have hit the water before you can think of me as washed up.

 

“Musings #308”

 

You’re going to miss me when I’m not gone.

 

“Musings #309”

 

Water was fine until flavors were invented.

 

“Musings #310”

 

It’s in the same place it always isn’t.

 

“Musings #311”

 

I guess they’re trying, cause I sure the hell an’t.

 

“Musings #312”

 

If you’re going to give your child the first name of Unique, you should at least spell it UNeekly.

 

“Musings #313”

 

There are plenty of hours in the day to get nothing done at my Cabin In The Woods.

 

“Musings #314”

 

I don’t do everything, always, but sometimes maybe.

 

“Musings #315”

 

I wasn’t great at it, but I was functional and it got done.

 

“Musings #316”

 

I’m always in the past, just can’t be bothered with the present.

 

“Musings #317”

 

Life’s a game and I don’t play by excuses or blame the others rules.

 

“Musings #318”

 

Out of my way or I’m going to, perhaps, maybe, run right pass you.

 

“Musings #319”

 

I plan to go above and beyond the minimal point necessary to get me there.

 

“Musings #320”

 

I intend to live as long as I do, then die.

 

“Musings #321”

 

I don’t play games, for I’m serious about what I’m doing.  Yeah right!

 

“Musings #322”

 

I’m always here, except for those times when I’m not.

 

“Musings #323”

 

Respect is a two-way street; if you’re not giving it, then don’t expect to receive it.

 

“Musings #324”

 

Can you starve near enough to death to see it?

 

“Musings #325”

 

You’re a person of many a “word”.

 

“Musings #326”

 

I’m a would be Big Fish in search of a small pond.

 

“Musings #327”

 

I know everything not to know.

 

“Musings #328”

 

More stuff leaves my mind than enters it.

 

“Musings #329”

 

Instead of just hanging on, can I just sit down instead?

 

“Musings #330”

 

Someone asked “why I did it?”  The real questions should have been “why not do it?”

 

“Musings #331”

 

They have an educated opinion, but even with that, they still could be wrong.

 

“Musings #332”

 

First come, best served.

 

“Musings #333”

 

Once a day keeps my bank account from going away.

 

“Musings #334”

 

So you’re all attitude and no substance, how nice for you.

 

“Musings #335”

 

It’s not that you’re a bad person; rather it’s just that you’re a rather terrible person.

 

“Musings #336”

 

Practice makes for better, not perfect, just better.

 

“Musings #337”

 

That response is right up there with pretty and stupid.

 

“Musings #338”

 

If you feel the need to assign blame, that’s up to you.  But remember some of the blame always reflects back on you.  No one’s totally blameless.

 

“Musings #339”

 

What are the secrets to staying sanitary when everything around you has gone to shit?

 

“Musings #340”

 

I’m sure there’s a reason for it.  But I’m surer that I still don’t care.

 

“Musings #341”

 

I predict something will happen and my predictions are always somewhat true.

 

“Musings #342”

 

I’m the leading voice on silence. Hear me roar, please!

 

“Musings #343”

 

What if you have what you don’t need and need what you don’t have?

 

“Musings #344”

 

It’s hard to install a trait in another that you don’t possess.

 

“Musings #345”

 

I need to know what I knew; you understand?

 

“Musings #346”

 

You’ll do it at your speed; I’ll do it at mine.  It doesn’t matter what the speed is, as long as there is one and we get there.

 

“Musing #347”

 

I have a fantastic memory, when it suits my needs.

 

“Musings #348”

 

Your words are falling on deaf ears, for they stopped listening long ago.

 

“Musings #349”

 

I follow the problems that aren’t, why not.

 

“Musings #350”

 

I’m inching ever closer to the 100,000-word count.  Should I be excited?

 

“Musings #351”

 

It’s not that I’m not paying attention to the world; it’s just that I’m not engaged at this time.

 

“Musings #352”

 

The more I know, the less I want to.

 

“Musings #353”

 

Eventually you’ll get to a point in your life where things no longer go up hill.

 

“Musings #354”

 

If you have to ask that question, then you’ll never understand the answer.

 

“Musings #355”

 

I follow the rules as close enough to the edge as possible.

 

“Musings #356”

 

Sometimes it’s easier to love someone than to actually like them.

 

“Musings #357”

 

Pride is for those who can afford it.  So if you need help, just ask.

 

“Musings #358”

 

You’re the only one saying this about that person, so I’m going to air on the side of caution and decide you’re an idiot.

 

“Musings #359”

 

There’s no such thing as unlimited, for theirs a bottom to every well.

 

“Musings #360”

 

Nothing I own isn’t someone else’s.

 

“Musings #361”

 

I’ve forgotten most of what I don’t remember.

 

“Musings #362”

 

I’m not a smart man, I’m not a stupid man, I’m just a man in search of a Cabin In the Woods.

 

“Musings #363”

 

There’s a lot to say and no one to hear any of it.

 

“Musings #364”

 

I should write a book and titled it, “How To Be Alone In A Room Full Of People”.

 

“Musings #365”

 

What’s one to do when all their saviors are gone?

 

“Musings #366”

 

You’re not so important that you can’t wait.

 

“Musings #367”

 

Be careful of what you don’t want, for you might just get it.  So to my Cabin In The Woods pronto!

 

“Musings #368”

 

Everyone is full of imperfections and those who think they’re not, even more so.

 

“Musings #369”

 

Everything the matter when nothing is actually wrong.

 

“Musings #370”

 

You know it’s easy to be happy when you’re delusional.

 

“Musings #371”

 

I’m sorry you’re so sorry.

 

“Musings #372”

 

I know a lot of everything not to know.

 

“Musings #373”

 

Ever stare at the floor and wonder as to the why of it?

 

“Musings #374”

 

I’m as sharp as the hammer end of a nail.

 

“Musings #375”

 

I hate it when I find out that I know more than I thought I did.

 

“Musings #376”

 

Remind me, so I can forget.

 

“Musings #377”

 

I’m glad you’ve never heard of me, for in that case there are no expectations and I can go quietly to my Cabin In The Woods.

 

“Musings #378”

 

Champagne budget, beer tastes, go figure.

 

“Musings #379”

 

You’re confusing yourself, so stop thinking!

 

“Musings #380”

 

Sorry I don’t feel like being in a parade of one.

 

“Musings #381”

 

I’m an equal opportunity believer in idiots of all types.

 

“Musings #382”

 

I’m going to use short term quotes over long term ones, the others are just too difficult.

 

“Musings #383”

 

Life never goes away, at least until you die or go to my Cabin In The Woods.

 

“Musings #384”

 

I guess I just pissed off a doctor because I refused to gravel to their (supposed) greatness.

 

“Musings #385”

 

Concierge sounds fancy and high class, mostly because the majority of people can’t spell it.

 

“Musings #386”

 

Don’t be a Life On Hold.

 

“Musings #387”

 

I didn’t ask a question; I was making a statement.

 

“Musings #388”

 

Their’s no stupid questions, Just stupid people.

 

“Musings #389”

 

It was a simpler time when frustration was the crux of my existence.

 

“Musings #390”

 

Someone was very successful at screwing it up.

 

“Musings #391”

 

If you focused as much effort in doing it as you do fritting over doing it, you’d be much more productive and much happier.

 

“Musings #392”

 

You can’t be mad at me for what I’m not, only for what I am.

 

“Musings #393”

 

Take the opportunity, don’t force it.

 

“Musings #394”

 

You can handle it until such time you can’t.  Then it’s off to a Cabin In The Woods.

 

“Musings #395”

 

Varity is the spice of life and the downfall of the spoiled.

 

“Musings #396”

 

You can’t complain about anything if you refuse to get involved.

 

“Musings #397”

 

You Can’t Or You Won’t?

 

“Musings #398”

 

Someone told me to move it or lose it, too late already lost it.

 

“Musings #399”

 

They are the best, but are they the luckiest?

 

“Musings #400”

 

It’s considered a blessing if it’s a positive occurrence, if not…

 

“Musings #401”

 

The greatest pattern of all is the one that you cannot see.

 

“Musings #402”

 

If work was a pleasure, then they would call it that, but it isn’t its work.

 

“Musings #403”

 

They’ll both produce the exact same outcome, or do they?

 

“Musings #404”

 

Ever wait for someone to show knowing they never will?

 

“Musings #405”

 

Some questions just don’t deserve an answer.

 

“Musings #406”

 

I disagree with what they all say, but then don’t go by me.

 

“Musings #407”

 

You can’t start out at the top, if you don’t know the menu yet.

 

“Musings #408”

 

I know everything related to nothing.

 

“Musings #409”

 

Question, if a potato is growing only with salt water being applied, will it be a salt potato?

 

“Musings #410”

 

They say the cloths make the person, ok, but what if it makes you look like an idiot?

 

“Musings #411”

 

I want to live; I don’t want to maintain.

 

“Musings #412”

 

If misery hates company; what then…

 

“Musings #413”

 

I’m not looking to maintain, I’m looking to decline and start anew.  Perhaps to a Cabin In The Woods then?

 

“Musings #414”

 

Your feelings