Musing Of A Would Be Hermit - Sixto Ofnine (classic books for 7th graders .TXT) 📗

matter, but do they?

 

“Musings #415”

 

We’re all dying, it’s just some of us get there faster.

 

“Musings #416”

 

I may leave here, but not really leave here.

 

“Musings #417”

 

I just can’t work with all that dogma; I need to go my own way to find my Cabin In The Woods.

 

“Musings #418”

 

Rewind, repeat, do it again, hit rewind, do it again, repeat it often.

 

“Musings #419”

 

Don’t be aggressive without being smart first.

 

“Musings #420”

 

I find them less than uninteresting, interesting.

 

“Musings #421”

 

When you have this, this or this, you usually end up with that.

 

“Musings #422”

 

What do you give someone who has everything they don’t want?

 

“Musings #423”

 

Life is what happens when you’re attempting to help.

 

“Musings #424”

 

We never say never; we just say no way that’s ever happening.

 

“Musings #425”

 

Let’s be clear about this, you an’t crazy, you are crazy!

 

“Musings #426”

 

I hate rogue hair; it just grows wherever it doesn’t belong.

 

“Musings #427”

 

Sometimes Egos don’t survive direct contact with reality.

 

“Musings #428”

 

Go before you know, what possibly could go wrong?

 

“Musings #429”

 

I’ve learned at least that much, but still it’s not enough.

 

“Musings #430”

 

How can you understand your ABC’s if there is no one around to teach you about A?

 

“Musings #431”

 

Life is always unfinished.

 

“Musings #432”

 

We know what you know and that’s what we’re afraid of.

 

“Musings #433”

 

Fly like an eagle and take a dump like a dog and all will be fine.

 

“Musings #434”

 

Silence is not a solution when there are issues that need to be worked through.

 

“Musings #435”

 

Patting yourself on the back while taking credit for someone else’s work is pretty scummy.

 

“Musings #436”

 

I’m sorry I take into consideration the consequences of stupid; perhaps you should do the same?

 

“Musings #437”

 

I’m well organized, I know where everything isn’t.

 

“Musings #438”

 

Amazing talents have come and amazing talents have gone, with mediocre being a constant.

 

“Musings #439”

 

Their important to nothing in particular.

 

"Musings #440”

 

I’m sorry I could be helpful.

 

“Musings #441”

 

My life is very centered, if it was any more centered I would tip over.

 

“Musings #442”

 

I would if I could, but I can’t, so I won’t, got it?

 

“Musings #443”

 

I wasn’t looking for easier; I was looking for an answer.

 

“Musings #444”

 

Sometimes it just has to be good enough.

 

“Musings #445”

 

We all had a dream, but yet here we are.

 

“Musings #446”

 

There is harassment, but there is also speaking the truth.  Problem is telling the difference.

 

“Musings #447”

 

I ‘m always in denial, it helps with reality.

 

“Musings #448”

 

I’ve got a stupid answer for your stupid question.

 

“Musings #449”

 

If you can’t be positive, then don’t bother.

 

“Musings #450”

 

They’re not hard of hearing, but rather hard of listening.

 

“Musings #451”

 

Instead of saying I’m fat; you can say I’m just carrying around extra me.

 

“Musings #452”

 

What if I don’t want to hold on for a minute, but rather three?

 

“Musings #453”

 

Stop preparing for it, rather act on impulse.

 

“Musings #454”

 

You can’t believe everything you read, or read everything you believe.

 

“Musings #455”

 

I’m committed or perhaps should be.

 

"Musings #456”

 

Those who wait, get it later.

 

“Musings #457”

 

They intend to do as stupid implies.

 

“Musings #458”

 

When things change, adjust and move on and don’t dwell on what was, but what is.

 

“Musings #459”

 

I want to work to live, not live to work.

 

“Musings #460”

 

I would if I could, but I can’t so I won’t.

 

“Musings #461”

 

I can’t be here and I can’t go back there, so this really sucks.

 

“Musings #462”

 

You knew what I meant because I didn’t.

 

“Musings #463”

 

I lost some weight, but it keeps finding me.

 

“Musings #464”

 

I trust them about as far as I can’t throw them.

 

“Musings #465”

 

Don’t get my hopes down.

 

“Musings #466”

 

It’s a statistical doesn’t matter.

 

“Musings #467”

 

Their threshold for understanding is set very low.

 

“Musings #468”

 

It is what it is, until it isn’t anymore.

 

“Musings #469”

 

I’m more than willing to share, for the right price.

 

“Musings #470”

 

It’s easier to ignore when I’m not aware of the situation.

 

“Musings #471”

 

In a perfect world there would be no mistakes, but then we’re not perfect.

 

“Musings #472”

 

I know what I know, but that an’t it.

 

“Musings #473”

 

Better sorry than safe.

 

“Musings #474”

 

Their trying to find a solution to a problem that doesn’t wanna be fixed.

 

“Musings #475”

 

I’ll never know everything that I didn’t know.

 

“Musings #476”

 

If we all got what we needed, none of us would be here.

 

“Musings #477”

 

I opened up my mind and dust came out.

 

“Musings #478”

 

Sometimes I don’t care, but mostly I don’t.

 

“Musings #479”

 

You’re like a ray of sunshine coming thru the slits in an outhouse.

 

“Musings #480”

 

What’s the past tense of dead?

 

“Musings #481”

 

Why is dark always considered bad and light is considered good?

 

“Musings #482”

 

Life is an up charge.

 

“Musings #483”

 

I see an obvious problem that doesn’t need to be fixed.

 

“Musings #484”

 

We all hope to be right, however…  (Something to consider at my Cabin In The Woods.)

 

“Musings #485”

 

What happens when people forget society’s greatest strides?

 

“Musings #486”

 

They’re here one day and gone the next, why?

 

“Musings #487”

 

I religiously don’t follow it.

 

“Musings #488”

 

They forget about their own quickly, so don’t fret over it.

 

“Musings #489”

 

They are vastly uninteresting.

 

“Musings #490”

 

Sometimes it’s just good to be wrong.

 

“Musings #491”

 

Reason?  I don’t need a reason.

 

“Musings #492”

 

It was a long day on a short night.

 

“Musings #493”

 

What is one to do when there’s nowhere to go back to?

 

“Musings #494”

 

Did you know that toilet paper has an expiration date?  Well it doesn’t.

 

“Musings #495”

 

I can only do so much, for after that I don’t want to do anything but go to my Cabin In The Woods.

 

“Musings #496”

 

Anything is not possible.

 

“Musings #497”

 

I might be a little crazy, but…

 

“Musings #498”

 

That’s beyond my scope of anything.

 

“Musings #499”

 

My two second diagnosis, your nuts!

 

“Musings #500”

 

I gave up before I even thought about it.

 

“Musings #501”

 

If you’re still having fun, then you’re doing it wrong.

 

“Musings #502”

 

My mommy never said I was special, at least not when I was within earshot.

 

“Musings #503”

 

Don’t blame the kids for the sins of their parents, they didn’t raise them.

 

“Musings #504”

 

Did you ever have something to say, but no way to say it?

 

“Musings #505”

 

What you see is not what it is.

 

“Musings #506”

 

Am I too soon or too late or is it just too bad?

 

“Musings #507”

 

Nothing is as it matters.

 

“Musings #508”

 

It’s not up to you to question why it needs to be done, but perhaps it should be.

 

“Musings #509”

 

They all know, yet…

 

“Musings #510”

 

I don’t expect the experience to be happy or easy, I just expect it to be.

 

“Musings #511”

 

I tried to keep the room dark, with the lights on, without much success.

 

“Musings #512”

 

Listen when people talk, it might be the last time.

 

“Musings #513”

 

Everyone is right, except for you, correct?

 

“Musings #514”

 

I want to go to AAA and get a trip tik.

 

“Musings #515”

 

What if I let it slide and then we hit a bump?

 

“Musings #516”

 

The space you occupy is the space you control, beyond that…

 

“Musings #517”

 

It will end when the end’s here.

 

“Musings #518”

 

I prefer my eggs scrambled, because I’m just that kind of person.

 

“Musings #519”

 

I can’t complain, but I will.

 

“Musings #520”

 

I could, but I can’t, so I should, but I won’t.

 

 

“Musings #521”

 

There is no truth to be told, there is only what your reality dictates. 

 

“Musings #522”

 

Minimizing someone else only minimizes you.

 

“Musings #523”

         

Well thought, not through.

 

“Musings #524”

  

          Sometimes the hamster just falls asleep on the that wheel.

 

“Musings #525”

          

  It’s a means to an end, not the ends of the means.

 

“Musings #526”

           

Listen to everything and believe 10% of it.

 

"Musings #527”

 

What’s going on?  Everything but then nothing.

 

“Musings #528”

 

When you gain something new, you should always expect some loss.

 

“Musings #529"

 

They’re a big talker, but a little walker.

 

“Musings #530”

 

If you feel the need to tell people that you’re humble, you’re not.

 

“Musings #531”

 

If you don’t tell anybody, it goes away right?

 

“Musings #532”

 

Politics is the refuge for the weak of mind and the lost souls.

 

“Musings #533”

 

They’re always there, but never.

 

“Musings #534”

 

It’s hard to disappear into the crowd when there is no crowd.

 

“Musings #535”

 

One day a pattern does not make.

 

“Musings #536”

 

            They’re just a wee bit crazy, but then aren’t we all.

 

“Musings #537

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            There‘s thousands of possibilities, but not one solution.

 

“Musings #538”

 

Am I only what you believe I am?

 

“Musings #539”

 

The weak will persist, while the strong will perish.

 

"Musings #540”

 

If only their competence matched their dedication.

 

“Musings #541”

 

Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do.  Me I gotta go to my Cabin In The Woods.

 

“Musings #542”

           

Don’t be a statistic, be a number.

 

“Musings #543”

           

Has your brain ever been stuck on stupid?  It makes for a long day.

 

“Musings #544”

           

It’s never a good sign when they refer to you as “your kind”.

 

“Musings #545"

 

If a tree falls on a moving car,