Musing Of A Would Be Hermit - Sixto Ofnine (classic books for 7th graders .TXT) 📗

reasons, you’ll get back the wrong results every time.

 

“Musings #177”

 

Was I born yesterday, no, however the day before, perhaps.

 

“Musings #178”

 

I’d like to think that a certain someone who I consider a friend gives a shit, but I know that they don’t.

 

“Musings #179”

 

Let’s rock the boat to see who falls off.

 

“Musings #180”

 

The absurdity of it all is why I wonder.

 

“Musings #181”

 

If the sums of all things don’t add up, what does that leave us with?

 

“Musings #182”

 

Change can be good, especially when it’s a diaper full of shit!

 

“Musings #183”

 

I feel comfortable and safe, that means it’s soon all coming to an end.

 

“Musings #184”

 

You can’t change anything, if you don’t change anything.

 

“Musings #185”

 

No one’s better than anyone else, but then am I better than you?

 

“Musings #186”

 

We’re all mostly sheep, only a few of us are the herders.

 

“Musings #187”

 

Was I not clear about not caring?

 

“Musings #188”

 

It’s the one you under estimate that gets you.

 

“Musings #189”

 

Did you ever wonder if the beginning of the end is just another beginning?

 

“Musings #190”

 

It’s not my place to point out your stupidity, but since you’re already here…

 

“Musings #191”

 

Everything has restrictions, if you don’t understand that you’re fooling yourself.

 

“Musings #192”

 

Most people are wrong most of the time, few people are right all the time.

 

“Musings #193”

 

Just because you can get whatever you want, doesn’t mean you can always get what you need.

 

“Musings #194”

 

I don’t know you or your reality, so I can’t be bothered to care that much.

 

“Musings #195”

 

For the Love of Money, it’ll get you in trouble every time.

 

“Musings #196”

 

Life is an unspecified reason.

 

“Musings #197”

 

Sometimes you just need to embrace your inner hermit.

 

“Musings #198”

 

Were all selfish assholes sometimes trying to do the right thing.

 

"Musings #199”

 

Life is a process; hopefully you don’t spoil during it.

 

“Musings #200”

 

I don’t know if I’m good, bad or just indifferent.

 

“Musings #201”

 

My life is a wonton mess and I believe I like it that way.

 

“Musings #202”

 

I use to take stuff seriously, then I found that to be counterproductive.

 

“Musings #203”

 

If you’re all talk and no walk, why should anyone bother with you?

 

“Musings #204”

 

You need to relax and stop thinking everything is going to go your way, because it isn’t.

 

“Musings #205”

 

I love speaking from a position of ignorance just to impress people.

 

“Musings #206”

 

Life is not really a problem as much as it’s an annoyance.

 

“Musings #207”

 

If you can see and understand your flaws, perhaps you can fix them.

 

“Musings #208”

 

I’m running a different race than everyone else, aka my own race.

 

“Musings #209”

 

If I an’t wearing part of my last meal on my shirt, then my day isn’t yet complete.

 

“Musings #210”

 

It’s not that I’m too busy to help you, it’s just I don’t care to.

 

“Musings #211”

 

What’s it like to have once been considered cutting edge and then fade until you’re considered irrelevant?

 

“Musings #212”

 

It’s not your view, it’s not their view, it’s my view that I’m concerned with.

 

“Musings #213”

 

I have no patience for the whining of the ignorant.

 

“Musings #214”

 

We cover many things, just not your acts of stupidity.

 

“Musings #215”

 

The only place anyone believes in what you’re saying is the voices in your head.

 

“Musings #216”

 

I have opinions, which no one hears or cares about.

 

“Musings #217”

 

I need my life to be practical or what’s the point?

 

“Musings #218”

 

You know nothing of them except your assumptions so you don’t get to have an opinion.

 

“Musings #219”

 

I’m so constipated!  Look at all the toilet paper I’m saving!

 

“Musings #220”

 

It looks pretty in the packaging, but once you have unwrapped it; you’ll wish you hadn’t.

 

“Musings #221”

 

The world is different when you don’t have to be concerned with the cost of it.

 

“Musings #222”

 

You’re not stupid, you’re just disorganized.

 

“Musings #223”

 

We don’t work with eventualities, we only work with possibilities.

 

“Musings #224”

 

If anyone asks, I’ll tell them I’m in shape. After all round is a shape.

 

“Musings #225”

 

I see it for what it is; I don’t have the vision to see it for what it could be.

 

“Musings #226”

 

If I can’t stop thinking about something, I write it down and it tends to go away.

 

“Musings #227”

 

Going with the flow can be beneficial, for disturbing it can have dire consequences.

 

“Musings #228”

 

There’s no better decision than a poorly thought out one.

 

“Musings #229”

 

Everyday feels like the weekend when you have no set routine for your day.

 

“Musings #230”

 

You don’t have any more authority than we are willing to give you.

 

“Musings #231”

 

Change often has to come, rarely is it not painful.

 

“Musings #232”

 

Perhaps, maybe, certainty is one point of view for life.

 

“Musings #233”

 

I’m a simple creature, I know what I do and do not like.

 

“Musings #234”

 

I need to stop coming up with excuses and just get on with it.

 

“Musings #235”

 

I take great comfort in nothingness.  For if there was something it’ll probably hurt.

 

“Musings #236”

 

I got what I wanted, but not what I needed.

 

“Musings #237”

 

It doesn’t matter in the end.  For when it ends, it’s over, time to move on.

 

“Musings #238”

 

I’d like to take care of the people who I care about.  But in the end who will care for me?

 

“Musings #239”

 

Ever wonder at the why?  And as to why the wonder of it?

 

“Musings #240”

 

I’m a big time famous nobody, it’s really great.

 

“Musings #241”

 

I hate it when people say they’ll do, when in fact they don’t.

 

“Musings #242”

 

It’s one of the greatest mysteries in life that no one cares about.  Can you guess what it is?

 

“Musings #243”

 

I’m not asking permission, I’m just living.

 

“Musings #244”

 

The military doesn’t have desertions; they have strategic redeployments.

 

“Musings #245”

 

Try to think before you open your mouth to speak.  That’s the best way to avoid stupid.

 

“Musings #246”

 

You should always remember where you come from, for there’s always the possibility you will return.

 

“Musings #247”

 

Can I sit ideally by and watch them destroy themselves?  Apparently yes.

 

“Musings #248”

 

Always precede in life a little hungry.

 

“Musings #249”

 

I took the life of least resistance.

 

“Musings #250”

 

I’m not making a life time offer; it’s either now or never.

 

“Musings #251”

 

I can’t smell and I’m tone deaf, what else am I lacking?  Talent?

 

“Musings #252”

 

There’s no point in trying to establish something permanent, since circumstances always change.

 

“Musings #253”

 

The world is full of bad decision makers, me included.

 

“Musings #254”

 

We will not lift a hand to defy you, nor either in your defense.

 

“Musings #255”

 

To them their world is all and anything else is naught.

 

“Musings #256”

 

I’m as solid as a sponge, what do you make of that?

 

“Musings #257”

 

Is there life after nothing?

 

"Musings #258”

 

It all made perfect sense while I was doing it, but what was I thinking?

 

“Musings #259”

 

Just because people can’t see your successes doesn’t make you’re a failure.

 

“Musings #260”

 

Sometimes I have something to say, mostly I have nothing.

 

“Musings #261”

 

I know everything about nothing and I’m good at it.

 

“Musings #262”

 

I’m the wrong person at the right time.

 

“Musings #263”

 

It’s just too much about you and the rest of us are a distant 5th.

 

“Musings #264”

 

The truth is actual and factual and you’re full of shit.

 

“Musings #265”

 

My style is “whatever”.

 

“Musings #266”

 

Be careful, they might be crazier than you.

 

“Musings #267”

 

If I stop doing it, I’d become irrelevant!

 

“Musings #268”

 

They claim that they never forget, despite proof to the contrary.

 

“Musings #269”

 

Before I didn’t care too, now I can’t.

 

“Musings #270”

 

I need an express lane for one item or less.

 

“Musings #271”

 

I was there and didn’t witness anything you did.

 

“Musings #272”

 

I always have doubts, so welcome to the human race.

 

“Musings #273”

 

You can’t drink more than is in your cup.

 

“Musings #274”

 

I’m a deep thinker and a small achiever.

 

“Musings #275”

 

Alone; yet again.

 

“Musings #276”

 

So many choices; still nothing to watch.

 

“Musings #277”

 

If you don’t educate, you don’t advance.

 

“Musings #278”

 

Stop insisting on seeing a problem where there isn’t one.

 

“Musings #279”

 

Why are you an intellectual idiot?

 

“Musings #280”

 

They’ll never forget, but soon they won’t even remember.

 

“Musings #281”

 

I know you’re weird since your actions even make me look normal.

 

“Musings #282”

 

It was a big thing once that has long since been forgotten.

 

“Musings #283”

 

I know nothing, so I should be here doing this.

 

“Musings #284”

 

I’m more annoyed than mad.

 

“Musings #285”

 

I’ve forgotten more than I’ve ever known.

 

“Musings #286”

 

There’s a pea for every pod, mostly.

 

“Musings #287”

 

Does fecal really matter?

 

“Musings #288”

 

Their rarely wrong; but neither are they right.

 

“Musings #289”

 

I understand way too much about way too little.

 

“Musings #290”

 

Did they really ever leave, much less come back?

 

“Musings #291”

 

I want to take an adventure that has no end date.

 

“Musings #292”

 

They’re a one horse pony.

 

“Musings #293”

 

You forgot to, so now you got too.

 

“Musings #294”

 

There’s no threats; just reality, keep that in mind.

 

“Musings #295”

 

It’s a temporary solution to a long term problem; that should solve everything, right?

 

“Musings #296”

 

It’s hard to argue with self, but people do it just the same.

 

“Musings #297”

 

I’m a clown with a frown, with no smile deep down.

 

“Musings #298”

 

If I