Jokes From BJ 1,2 and 3 (Collection) - DeYtH Banger (best free ebook reader for android TXT) 📗

in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My Commandments.
3 “You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.
4 “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it."




I)  What a selfish PRICK he is
2), 3) - No sense at first place and at all
4) -  It was said that we have free will but so far this four commandment says something beyond free will.

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5 “Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you.
6 “You shall not murder.
7 “You shall not commit adultery.8 “You shall not steal.
5) You sick PRICK.. . You said that male and females in the begining were cursed… no honor them?
"Genesis 1:27"
God created man in His own image, in the image of God He created him; male and female He created them."




- My favourite part… first proving  that God could be a human… and Second of all if we sent the first thing… we can't deny that God is some kinda ugly fuck… in other Words Shemale.



REMIND ME FOR A TYPICAL BEHAVIOR OF HUMANKIND … OR LET'S ASK WHAT TYPE OF DISORDER DO YOU HAVE?

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6) Not possible not to murder… when other people are having a great life or let's put it in few errors kinda of a couple 1 million universal glitches.. who gets chills when thy kill.


- God sounds like out of a Shakespearean novel…




"Thy life, thy human…"


You are such sloppy fuck!



YUP… I AM WRONG SO DO YOU!




7) Not mein fault… we got free will condemned fuck!8) Labels, Labels are the whole problem…




YOU ARE GOD AND YOU DIDN'T SAW THIS COMMING?





9 “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
10 “You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.”





9) So what?



GET IT OVER… YOU FUCK… THIS IS LIFE!





10) You are against sex?





Ughh
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It came from boredom.. . And we shouldn't forget the main hard cock lazania character aka depression… or well known as anxiety. Multiple disorder in one word.


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"The man gave names to all the cattle, and to the birds of the sky, and to every beast of the field, but for Adam there was not found a helper suitable for him. So the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and he slept; then He took one of his ribs and closed up the flesh at that place. The LORD God fashioned into a woman the rib which He had taken from the man, and brought her to the man.The man said, "This is now bone of my bones, And flesh of my flesh; She shall be called Woman, Because she was taken out of Man." For this reason a man shall leave his father and his mother, and be joined to his wife; and they shall become one flesh."




GOD ISN'T MODERN… OLD SCHOOL FUCK SO FAR!



"'Now if his offering is a sacrifice of peace offerings, if he is going to offer out of the herd, whether male or female, he shall offer it without defect before the LORD."



- So much versions it's so a confusing God.. . And what is this fetish with sacrifices?





"Now it was after this that Absalom the son of David had a beautiful sister whose name was Tamar, and Amnon the son of David loved her. Amnon was so frustrated because of his sister Tamar that he made himself ill, for she was a virgin, and it seemed hard to Amnon to do anything to her. But Amnon had a friend whose name was Jonadab, the son of Shimeah, David's brother; and Jonadab was a very shrewd man.He said to him, "O son of the king, why are you so depressed morning after morning? Will you not tell me?" Then Amnon said to him, "I am in love with Tamar, the sister of my brother Absalom." Jonadab then said to him, "Lie down on your bed and pretend to be ill; when your father comes to see you, say to him, 'Please let my sister Tamar come and give me some food to eat, and let her prepare the food in my sight, that I may see it and eat from her hand.'" So Amnon lay down and pretended to be ill; when the king came to see him, Amnon said to the king, "Please let my sister Tamar come and make me a couple of cakes in my sight, that I may eat from her hand." Then David sent to the house for Tamar, saying, "Go now to your brother Amnon's house, and prepare food for him." So Tamar went to her brother Amnon's house, and he was lying down. And she took dough, kneaded it, made cakes in his sight, and baked the cakes. She took the pan and dished them out before him, but he refused to eat. And Amnon said, "Have everyone go out from me." So everyone went out from him. Then Amnon said to Tamar, "Bring the food into the bedroom, that I may eat from your hand." So Tamar took the cakes which she had made and brought them into the bedroom to her brother Amnon. When she brought them to him to eat, he took hold of her and said to her, "Come, lie with me, my sister." But she answered him, "No, my brother, do not violate me, for such a thing is not done in Israel; do not do this disgraceful thing! "As for me, where could I get rid of my reproach? And as for you, you will be like one of the fools in Israel. Now therefore, please speak to the king, for he will not withhold me from you." However, he would not listen to her; since he was stronger than she, he violated her and lay with her. Then Amnon hated her with a very great hatred; for the hatred with which he hated her was greater than the love with which he had loved her. And Amnon said to her, "Get up, go away!" But she said to him, "No, because this wrong in sending me away is greater than the other that you have done to me!" Yet he would not listen to her. Then he called his young man who attended him and said, "Now throw this woman out of my presence, and lock the door behind her." Now she had on a long-sleeved garment; for in this manner the virgin daughters of the king dressed themselves in robes. Then his attendant took her out and locked the door behind her. Tamar put ashes on her head and tore her long-sleeved garment which was on her; and she put her hand on her head and went away, crying aloud as she went."



- Oh God… Oh Lord… so fast throwing characters…


WHO THA FACK WAS TEACHING YOU HOW TO WRITE?

BECAUSE SO FAR YOU SUCK IN WRITTING …

BAD PLOT
TOO EASY
NO SUPRISES
WHAT'S LEFT FOR SOLVING?


WHAT MAKES ME ANGRY IS THAT THIS THING HAS BEEN TURN INTO MOVIES A COUPLE OF TIMES AND WHAT'S SO CHALLENGING IN THIS WHOLE FUCKED UP STORY?

Comedy: Me (6)

 By DeYtH Banger


When there is emergency God Calls you!

NO FURTHER ADO!

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It's like

"Time for Sacrafice"
"Make them Pay"
"Kill Them"
"Kill yourself for the greater Good"

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I call this state…


"THIS FUCK NEEDS TO BE MENTALLY INSTITUTIONALIZED"


Recently God called me… and wanted from me to put around my chest bomb explosives…

I told him "You got the wrong guy…"










We always use  "Oh God, Ooo God, Mother Of God, Oh Lord"… I am sure about the COMMANDMENTS but all this religious fucks, have a fetish with this God topic.


NOTHING MORE THAN A EXAMPLE OF GOD COMPLEX


The bible has illustrated the first case of Avoidant Attachment Disorder.

WORRIED, anxiety, stressed, depressed, unworthiness, anger, SADNESS.. . Oh god you wonder what are you experiencing?

Life… FUCKING LIFE!

Comedy: Gentle Suicide

 By DeYtH Banger


Oh Lord… Crystal son of a bitch… You are trying to fuck over genius people?


GUN IS LOADED… BULLETS READY TO STRIKE INTO THE FACE… BODY OF TALENT…


God is one ugly fat Shemale fuck… If we are created by his image and looks… It means that in reality he is a depressed fuck… PSYCHOPATH.... bhaa.. syndromes and disease are his way of making fun at you…


OH YOU PIECE OF FLESH… YOU SCREW UP… TRY TO GET OUT OF THIS THING… CAN YA?


I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU 30 YEARS MORE LET'S SEE WHAT ARE   YOU GOING TO DO!


FEEL GUILT
FEEL INSANITY
FEEL ANGER
EXPERIENCE NEGATIVE AND POSITIVE EMOTIONS

THY LIFE TO BE MORE FUN LET'S PUT YOU MORE ON THE TRACKS OF NEGATIVITY


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IT WASTES TIME
IT FUCKS YOU MENTALLY

AND IN END LESS CLEAN UP FROM MY SIDE


God is arrogant, DEPRESS fuck… If he is like me...

 God have the talent to punish people by making them do sinful acts naturally and then he creates the illusion that this acts can be removed.. .


JUST BY VISITING GOD'S HOME


The interesting part about God is that he and his home are invisible which makes this whole thing you need a doctor…


DIAGNOSIS… MASSIVE RATE OF RARE TYPE OF ILLUSIONS ESCALETED HEART RATE OVER THINKING AND NON-STOP CONSUMING HALLUCINOGENS…


Punish… Rehabilitation 20 years… solid isolation


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GOD IS A GOOD FUCK HE HAS A GOOD SIDE… HIS HOME IS ACCESSIBLE AND WHEN HIS WAY OF FUTURE PUNISHMENT WILL BE BY ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION


Be excited.. . The line is going to be long and he has already job.

LET'S GO BACK TO THE TOPIC SUICIDE IS GREAT THING… I APPROVE EVERY PART OF IT…


IT'S A GREAT PROCESS IT MAKES THE MAIN CHARACTER AKA HOST TO SACRAFICE