Jokes From C (BJ's Life #4) - DeYtH Banger (free e books to read online txt) 📗

pure example of B.S.

When people ask me “What’s up? With turn back reply of "Nothing"… I am like


I have downs…

  My mood so far clinically diagnosed to be bipolar
   I have mania in thinking
I have mania in Over thinking
And so far nothing up is going


Beside my dick… it’s get’ S up once PORNOGRAPHY is On… Once I get miserable.. . So far it’s a toy which privatelly is accepted to play… If you start exposing it publicly more like you are mentally insane… mad… lunatic… crazy… mentally ill.


Don’t stick in B.S.  life is just a game with "First Person” Character… but with more conscious… more dilemma and even so good this VR  that each experience feels so FUCKING real.

“How is your day?”

- Bad
- Well
- Good
- Fine
- Pretty Fine
- Nothing really happening
- Seems Pretty Well
- Whatever

( I just hate people who ask such type of questions… it’s stupid from begin to end.)

Why there isn’t an option…


WATCH YOUR BUSINESS… DISGUSTING… BLOODY FUCK… GET A COCK FOR GOD SAKE

YOU LOOK LIKE IN THIS LIFE BOREDOM HAS EATEN THE SHIT SHIT OUT OF YOU


Do you know or have you seen the people who say

“It’s Hard”

- So does and your father cock

“It’s Difficult”

- Yeah… we know that you are stupid.. you don’t know what next thing is going to happen… who are going the fuck and do we have the all answers of all questions?


Bible lies about that but me


NOPE… NOPE YOU GOT THE WRONG SECTION GRUNTCHY FUCKER


…
Such people like those downers ruin your life, wished, promises… vision… Comedy: Got It (Part 1)

 By DeYtH Banger


Yeah I got it so far I am suicidal… I want to kill myself… but not when I am sad… but happy so far my theory last emotions imply into endless loop holes.


“Your grandfather… got a hearth attack”

- Yeah… I know that God loves him more than me… he always plays with the broken toys


“Stop violence”

- It’s not my fault… it’s your thing… I am part of your fantasies… why you didn’t reboot your mind before giving a life?



YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING BUMMER




“You are negative… lost motivation…”

- I know… I know… life is harsh… don’t think I am going to show you all my cards… I am poker man…





BITCH!




“I angry, crazy, insane, mad and fucked up”

- Okay… okay… I got your point you ain’t using any nouns… PLENYof adjectives and one verb.




OH GOD .. WHAT LAID FUCK LIKE YOU WAS DOING IN SCHOOL?

ANSWER THIS FUCKING QUESTION




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I just read that a woman has been thrown out of bed?

And then followed by getting PARALYZED and so far the story ends up in suing R18…

My big question is how does this woman get so good while jumping and being one a dick… getting thrown out..


So far this story sounds like paranormal activity is lurking in her home!

Comedy: Got It (Part 2)

By DeYtH Banger

The PARALYZED woman?
One thing is for sure good master in sex throws slaves out of the bed.


SLAY THE DEATH
SLAY THE DEATH


So… “Hey…"… (slapping ass)… is this the hole from which poop… comes out?


So far nobody points out as for does a girl poop and if she does… does it mean that she gets less value on the MARKET?


So sad … to ruin all pck up artist lifes



BUT YOU… BUT YOU FUCKING MANIPULATIVE… CRAZY MOTHER FUCKERS… YOU ARE SO DESPARATE THAT AFTER ALL YOU HIJACK WOMEN BRAINS… FOR THE SAKE OF THE FLESH IN YOUR PANTS




After All who THA fuck told you that when this flesh… when grow bigger needs to be used in sex?

Or as most beta males used it… To massively masturbate…


WE ARE TALKING FOR YEARS OF DESPARATION AND DEPRESSION


Probably, more food is going to be left for me!

Each… extra fuck who dies is +1 for me…

So here is the thing alpha and beta males don’t exist… mankind just made this story up.

So sad… your mood changed!





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Comedy: What’s Next?

 By DeYtH Banger


What’s really Next?

So here is thing… don’t say “I understand you”

…. “I was like you…”



1) First of all you son of bitch you don’t understanding anything
2) Nope you wasn't… please.. . FUCKING please don’t say such type of shit…


Bulgarian famous with problems with bowel movements and mindset - screw up.


When I was born … I was free… freedom in food… no need for money… having tons of fun. Having new and old friends… getting to know new people… discovering new places and this here … each detail happen… between 1 up to 10 years old…



I had had a taste for morbid curiosity…. Now life is like hell…PUNISHMENT from Satan. I am talking about the red fire guy… not the firemen… but the devil himself.



Before life was an experience and experimenting…


Until




“YO SON OF A BITCH DIE…”
“YOU SHOULD BE ASHAME… ABOUT YOURSELF”

“FEEL GUILTY”
“NO GAMES… NO FUN FOR YOU”





So many rules… up to fill your ASSHOLE.

Now for the sake of the fucking game… more suicidal… isn’t it fun?



AFTER ALL… GOT A GOAL IN MY LIFE
…

LIFE DOESN’T END WELL?
WE GOT A DOOR… BUT YOU NEED TO PAY BY SUFFERING… THIS DOOR IS MADE BY THE DEVIL HIMSELF…



This backdoor is answer of misery


….

What so far is wasting my life… and my sleep and now I am awake is the thought of:



OH GOD… OH GOD THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ARE STUDYING POOP…

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT VERY SHITTY MISERABLE BUMMERS



Here is something to tell you…
Bulgarian comedy is stand down intelligence and stand up stupidity…. What does it mean?

That those there desparate fucks… and I feel sorry about them.


So we were stupid people … also known as cavemen… before that monkeys… and now right now lazy creatures… but in the middle of this story… PROGRESS of less being lazy.


My mom told me that in the bible is saying that there is “Haven” gate and “Hell” gate… and these are the two rooms… and you got two tickets…


What’s amazing is that this story of fiction is becoming reality what IHATE about this is that no evolution does God want…


Talking about the red fire guy… that’s him in details.

Comedy: Statements

 by DeYtH Banger



Let me put you in the flow… after so much dicks sucking… I think you feel very dizzy, don’t ya?

“Your dad is dead…”


- So what, can I do for that?… get to a funeral… kiss and touch a dead body… stay for hours… to waste… feeling sad for 1-2 years ot less and what’s the whole thing about it?
Life is short and I am not interested in that type of emotions


“You grandfather is feeling bad, probably soon he is going to die.”


- Yeah sure… that’s great… after all God cares for some people and for others he doesn’t.


“I had a great time…”

- Where do you see this fucking face of “interested”… so far I am not itnerested in that shit… don’t you see… I am interestsed in people getting raped… misery… after all that’s what happens to others not me… please don’t tell me stories of your happiness…



“What’s your favourite subject in school?’

- Do I care about your question? and Does my answer going to change your life?
…

So far I left with the impression that school is wasted time… 12 years of labels, hatred, anger, sadness, useless information, useless subjects, fucked up teachers, screw up teachers, screw up kids… 




"Won’t you go and see your grandfather? (probably soon enough he is going to die”


- Okay… first of all I am trying something new… I am trying to act positive in life so to live more… I am not selfish person… but I am trying to be less negative…. second of all


WHAT IS THIS FUCK IS GOING TO GIVE ME?
LIKE WHAT?
WHAT’S GOING TO BE HIS ADVICE… WHEH HE WAS ALIVE… HE WAS LIKE


“I won’t give you advice”

and now here is like

“I am ready to give you advice for life…”



WHAT’S GOING TO BE?
TO SHAVE MY COCK?
TO FUCK MORE BITCHES?
TO START TRYING