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 By DeYtH Banger


Greetings SHITTY Fuckers.. . I see too many moms to bangā€¦

I am failure like my father, but so far
As for now I donā€™t have with whom to compareā€¦


THIS FUCKER DIED
ā€¦


Itā€™s sad story like my motherā€¦ she sad bitch.ā€¦ She brings strangers in home and wants me to have a face of fucked and bitch. I mean look herā€¦ she is DESPARATE for cockā€¦


DOES THIS WHOLE STORY MAKE ME GAY?

Because so far her interests arenā€™t on my list.





ITā€™S MISSION IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME

She always gets fucked as for meā€¦ I want to kill her or if not let me face the whole situation. To be in the roomā€¦ jerking offā€¦

To take notes after all I am typical beta male.


Today, I was on the internet I read that I babe has water in lifeā€¦


IN MY OPINION THIS FUCKER HAS GOT DAMAGED GOALS


Look son of a BITCHES.. . If you promise me sweets when I get in heavenā€¦ Tomorrow.. I am getting a ticket!

The truth for all girls hereā€¦




IF YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOU HAVE BOYS FRIENDSā€¦ STOP SOCIALLY LIE ABOUT THAT SHITā€¦ ALL THIS FRIENDS SECRETLY ARE INTETESTED IN BANGING YOU

IT GETS ME VERY VERY NERVOUS WHY PEOPLE LIE TO OTHERS WITH NICENESS




- ā€œYou are a Brilliant workerā€¦ we gonna call you.. To higher you for a new job.ā€

- ā€œGreatā€¦ greatā€¦ wait we gonna call you after 7 daysā€




People lie about work, job about everythingā€¦ whatā€™s your thing with being niceā€¦


MY FAVOURITE PART IS WHEN A GIRL IS NICE TO A GUY WHICH SHE REJECTS


COME ON BIATCHā€¦ TELL HIM THE TRUTHā€¦ COME ONā€¦ DONā€™T YOU HAVE THE GUTSā€¦ BIATCH?

So here is my advice for average people.. kill yourselfā€¦ or kill bunch of peopleā€¦ or kill PLENY of cops or kill doctorsā€¦ or suicideā€¦ or Rob a bankā€¦ bomb a subwayā€¦

GO FUCKING DO ITā€¦
WE PROMISE YOU THAT THIS ADVICE IS THE BEST ON THE MARKET AS FOR ASSHOLES LIKE YOU

Comedy: Punch Line (3)

by DeYtH Banger

 

 

 

 

 

Oh Good Evening guys..
I know that you are happy to see meā€¦ after all your life is miserable.. . Probably not much is happening in your lifeā€¦ sexā€¦ marriage.. . Relationshipā€¦


SERIOUS BUSINESS


People just love meā€¦ when I start fucking around with gay, fat, SLIM, nerds, politics, random people and all othr mental masturbating categories.


I GOT THE GUTS AND THIS FUCKERSā€¦ HAVE NOTHING HANDY IN LIFE


Whatā€™s wrong with people?
They read shitā€¦ talk about shitā€¦ do shitā€¦


I meanā€¦ whatā€™s wrong with them?



Sometimes life isnā€™t as handy as you think.


He: Tell Me a story
Me: Like what
He: Something
ā€¦.


He: You are not funny!


SO WHY YOU FUCKING FUCKER DONā€™T GO AND PLAY WITH HIS COCKā€¦
COME ONā€¦ COME ON ITā€™S THE BEST PRODUCT ON THE MARKET


When people start saying stuff like

ā€œIf I tell youā€¦ What I workā€¦ after thatā€¦ I should kill youā€¦ā€

I like to take this momentsā€¦ to express myself


ā€œOh as for meā€¦ If I tell you what I workā€¦ I should cut of your mom and father heads as for youā€¦. Still you gonna be a virgin.ā€

Do you ask yourself?

I ask myself

Why in the bible there isnā€™t any cockroaches?
Why in the bible there isnā€™t DNA?
Why in the bible there isnā€™t anything written about micro cellsā€¦?


AND in the end we believe in God and what more bothers me is that is said


THIS SCUMBAG SEES THE FUTURE

Any interesting things around youā€¦ people?

Like funerals, babies, suicide, homicide, hatred, love
ā€¦

Funerals - Private Parties (Too Much Free Food)
Babies - Kill This Fuckers.. . 1$ dollar for each
Suicide - Free Pop Corns, More Food and Drinks



Masturbating is a processā€¦ when you canā€™t touchā€¦ you do things to fill the social holes.


When you are stupid you are loud in your dreamsā€¦


OHā€¦ OH SO YOU NOW CARE ABOUT THIS FUCKER


Letā€™s do something in this lifeā€¦ get a knife and stab each old fuckā€¦ Too oldā€¦ nothing much going in their life.

Comedy: Deae

 By DeYtH Banger

Wanting to speak,
But I canā€™t
Wanting to write,
But I canā€™t



All genius people are down thereā€¦ on the bottom of this earthā€¦ skinning douchebags walking on the top of the Earthā€¦

Wanting to commit,
But I canā€™t
Wanting some kinda action,
But I canā€™t

Comedians are genius, writers are geniusā€¦ everyone who is looking out of the boxā€¦ (Thatā€™s the term)ā€¦ itā€™s great to be in the packageā€¦




BUT LET ME STOP YOU
SPITTED BOTHER OF LIGHT




Drugs, ADDICTIONS.. . Badā€¦ good everything happens for reason, just do your research. I did mein, when I was out with friends PLENY comedians actors bipolar disorderā€¦ so far this will explain why the best comedy which has ever existed is always under or on the top.


JUGGLE YOUR ASS
AIDS AND HEAD TUMORS
ARE ANOTHER RECIPE FOR A HAPPY LIFE

Punch Lines (5)

by DeYtH Banger

 

 

 

 

If even my mom gets into begging in her kneesā€¦

I GONNA GO TOā€¦ ITā€™S TIME FOR PAYOFF BITCH




Not interested in your problems.ā€¦ sick bitch
I am probably not on the tracks to fuck you.




I am violent?
Okayā€¦ suck my cockā€¦ and try to calm this nervesā€¦ because the next step is to stick a mixer or a blender  in your throat.




I hate so much my mom, that when
I see her on her phone or computerā€¦ I feel like to stick my dick inside her mouth and say:



SCREEN THAT BITCH




Dear, Fellow humans you are like Angel on crack



When people dieā€¦ it makes me feel less guilty than ever before.



I am going to be nice

BUT YOU SLUTā€¦ BLOW ME
FUCKING BLOW ME






I donā€™t have masksā€¦ I am myselfā€¦ stop talking about self-help and self-sabotageā€¦ masks and other bullshitsā€¦ eviromental pressureā€¦ masksā€¦

OH GOD ON WHAT TYPE OF DRUGS ARE YOU RUNNING?


So you want to go out with me?
Great!


But keep this in mind:

- I fart in angles of room
- I am miserable
- I need PLENY of energy drinks (Becauseclife sucks)
- I am emotional Unstable (If I am relationshipā€¦ I gonna put around my neck ropeā€¦ because life is more awesome than ever)



You just never hearā€¦ ā€œI feel greatā€¦ to kill mself.. .ā€, ā€œLife is great rideā€¦ it was awesome to be around youā€¦ now is time to goā€¦ā€, ā€œMethods of suicide is typical reminder for superheroes with abilities.ā€, ā€œWinter is great season for to kill peopleā€, ā€œWinter is great season to kill copsā€¦ā€ and last

ā€œKickā€¦ or punch a cop and you gonna get fully preminum subscription for theater and cinema.ā€


I looked in the mirror, like most people doā€¦ and what I saw was like:




WRONG COLOURā€¦. BITCHā€¦ TWAT


Oh godā€¦ Old peopleā€¦
Arenā€™t this people among the death row contestants?


Cemetries, the best private parties ever been organizedā€¦



YOU GOT IN YOUR HOME SLUMMBERJACK FUCK?
Who you hate
Who has died





Come hereā€¦ more moneyā€¦ more offersā€¦ be obligated to pay more and more moneyā€¦ and why not we try this formulaā€¦ by making it up to ā€¦ end of your lifeā€¦ then we go for the childrenā€¦ and the phasesā€¦ arenā€™t hard at all.

Children with diseaseā€¦ great you got for yourself a ticket for the circus.



You got for yourself, too much material?

Come overā€¦ go and watch PORNOGRAPHY and live the mind to start self-killing itselfā€¦ we are talking about a new cover and whole new book for the self-help section.

Comedy: Not Sorry (At All)

 by DeYtH Banger


Little bit lateā€¦ not pleny jokes on my pocketā€¦ on me no jokesā€¦ I am not a screw up kid who wants to ruin the fun of his own childhood. My Child hood was greatā€¦ very colourful book.


BUT LISTEN,
BUT LISTEN,
LISTEN


Jokes are made just for the self-approval and self-validationā€¦ I am not going to end like Anthony Jeselnik Showā€¦ ā€œKids Go Read a Bookā€ā€¦ I am going to end with ā€œGo and offend somebodyā€¦ā€


Stop reading this crap
Stop going over theory


Go and take actionā€¦ 



IF FUCKING GOD COMESā€¦ DONā€™T THINK HE WILL COME HERE AND START READING THE BIBLEā€¦ HE IS MAN OF COMMITMENTā€¦ IF HE IS TOO COMMITTEDā€¦ IT MEANS THAT THE DOTS ARE GOING TO BE CONNECTED WITH MASSIVE ACTION.

SO OPEN YOUR BUT HOLES AND LET GOD FUCK YOU ONE MORE TIME



My jokes are okayā€¦ but the nation is sickā€¦ reading the bibleā€¦ preaching the bibleā€¦ beliving by cherishing the best things from the bible and some fucks ā€¦ like pastorsā€¦ have went so far that they  change the bible in way to look similar to ā€œNowadaysā€ā€¦


LOOK FUCKERS
WE KNOW THIS FUCKā€¦ JESUS

CRAZY SON OF BITCH
WITH NO DICK PICKS
MOTHER PROSTITUTE

AND THIS GUY IS NOT HAPPYā€¦ MAINLY BECAUSE OF STARVATION


Why people in the churches are starving?


COME ON 
COME ON

GIVE THIS GUY FOOD


So if you are beliving in God please prepare yourseelf for massive encounters of starvation. Sounds great?, Doesnā€™t it? For first trick out of the pocket! So if God comesā€¦ he is man of honorā€¦ suck his cock in the name of dignityā€¦ malesā€¦ femalesā€¦ shemalesā€¦ and all other sex type of categories. I donā€™t know how far you have gotten, because I am not interested in the depicating cultureā€¦


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