Jokes From C (BJ's Life #4) - DeYtH Banger (free e books to read online txt) š

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Few more stuff I am going to add⦠if you gonna do it⦠call me⦠I am planing to become a wanker right that day⦠get pop corn and drink coca cola and laugh as much as possible to your routinesā¦
Itās typical suicide up⦠right above the opener⦠no cracks, no negs, no spikes, no attraction, no seduction, no emotional spikes, no escalationā¦
Itās great⦠need mythology for life after all if you gonna kill yourself⦠think about time.. . Make it like it matters.. Make it fuckin g like it mattersā¦
Check time⦠once⦠twice
You gonna say āNow"⦠but your "Nowā is a past event⦠the commitment itās present and for me⦠ughhh
⦠āpast"⦠the media has a thing⦠bodies. And typically dead bodies they are found after few days⦠so you got PLENY of time.. . Killing Yourself.. . Means hide the body in the closet.
IT SOUNDS LIKE A TYPICAL PUA CODES
Let me tell you somethingā¦
Lemme give you some more proper mindsets
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1) Your life sucks
- If you donāt kill yourself⦠think about me⦠think about my bipolar moods and life and SADNESS.. . Misery⦠brings me joy.
2) Your Life Sucks (2)
- Think about it .. kill your self⦠future active method⦠with mythology past active⦠structureā¦
3) Gender
- Probably⦠you hate your gender⦠if you are woman you need 9 months to get some kinda PROGRESS.. . Like a baybe⦠if you are man⦠in no time 4 kids⦠on the wayā¦
Kill yourself in the name of lay⦠in the name getting laidā¦
4) Guilty
- Yeah you are guiltyā¦
- No friends
- Wasting life on movies and social media
- Wasting life on comedy
- Wasting time while procrastinating
- Wasting life while being lazy
- Wasting life with less action
- Wasting life with no gf
You got ⦠right now⦠right here⦠the best material to kill yourselfā¦
After All have as a last thought suicide books need⦠new more desciplined heroes⦠Comedy: Too Extended
By DeYtH Banger
Let me⦠babble⦠babble blable.. .some shit⦠have you read pick up?
Pick Up is a community where boys who are anti-social⦠shy.. .weird⦠become confident men⦠Unnatural actā¦
Think about itā¦
Letās chop of the dicks of all natural pick up guys⦠letās see how unnatural will be for them too go outā¦
With mindset
Mindset: āI am going out⦠but not fuckinā¦. Not fuckin.. my dick head is chop ofā¦.ā
We are talking about massive IOS ⦠AND DIOD. IOD⦠and all bullshit community media advice.
If somebody has been reading pick up advice.. he or she⦠or whoever gender is messing around should point out that itās funnyā¦
I hate comedy⦠people.. . Say self-dedicating humor is funā¦
Is funā¦
NO ITāS NOT
Robin Williams - Killed himself - So far his jokes⦠went too far
Ralphie May - died
John Pinete - This fat fuck.. . Does also⦠remembered in the history as ⦠angry fat guy
All this fucks were destroyed by their jokesā¦
By their jokes
How fun does it sound?
Burried in a coffinā¦
Re-Build that fuck - Architecture structure
I hate my mind and brain
ALWAYS NEGATIVE
- Itās enough
- It wonāt happen
- Itās not enough
I FUCKING HATE IT
When it starts⦠this shit I am like āAre you finished, mother FUCKER?ā
By DeYtH Banger
I lost value along the way.
OH GOD HAIR?
OH GOD COCKROACHES
I HATE BOTH THINGS ON THE TRACKS
If you donāt understand my gebbirish⦠itās clear sign that you are brain dead. I am not trying to be funnyā¦, I am just funny I am way surpass this shit.
Clapping
Laughing
Sadness
I am far way pass this shitā¦
LOVE IT?
HATE IT?
How does this sound out of the ASSHOLE.. . āI donāt care.ā
I am miserable as fuck⦠this is the reason that I am here⦠hanging up myself is a great idea⦠the best idea on the market⦠no money in return⦠life lost 99% guarantee.. . If Not.. . Donāt worry the market for broken toys is always open!
If you are offended⦠please be and keep that state⦠keep the change and if your mind is bothering to ask⦠āWhy I donāt laugh?"⦠- Mainly on your jokes⦠ā¦
Answer: Low calibration (and mind trick: "I am funnyā)⦠all this business cards behaviors are as clear as a fucking Damn rainy dayā¦
YOU ARE JUST NOT FUNNY
NOTHING WRONG WITH MY BODY
NOTHING WRONG WITH MY MIND
Just I have low torelance of bullshitā¦
With this social norms⦠social BULLSHIT stream it evaluates my lifeā¦
By DeYtH Banger
I am against all this corporate non sense BULLSHIT... with so much piles of shit in your pockets⦠donāt think that you gonna finish it in lifetime.
IT JUST NEVER HAPPENS
IT FUCKING JUST NEVER HAPPENS
You need fresh brain⦠pleny free time and nothing more good than Lectures called āCalling Bullshit:"⦠take this lectures it makes life much much easier or so far investment in them is lost in you⦠but win for me⦠I am practicing forceful behavior⦠the behavior of curiosity which gets punched and it starts going in different directions.
I just donāt tolerate BULLSHIT, thatās all my life is more important from the BULLSHIT media. I like before I go to sleep⦠to read facts⦠to go around diseases⦠and rape and bloodā¦
All this fun miserable stuff which happen to others and are written a fable format.
I FUCKING LOVE IT
I FUCKING LOVE IT
Itās great that there is a person out there who 24/7 want us to know and learn, I love the whole concept of the whole idea⦠This sTories with blood and scare⦠itās mirror reflection of how far the human race has went⦠itās reflection
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Of cruelty, brutality, anger and all other good juicy stuff. Oh God, who doesnāt love this cheap fuck?
He is cheap DISGUSTING fuck, here is a message to our dear Lord.
Dear Lord,
Press the button to continue, you could be brutal⦠crazy, mad, killer, insane, homicidal, masojenistic. But this wonāt stop you to suppress that shit get on your knees and start blowing my dickā¦
NOW I AM PLAYING
NOW IS MY TURN
YOU ARE JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH
Once you get on your knees donāt worry about mania, anti-depressants and data⦠donāt worry about that⦠I am thinking of passing off my genes⦠so swallow as much as possible my cum⦠no more biblical corporate shit or churches, what you need is two hands⦠mouth open⦠stomach empty mainly because I am planing to pass my genes as efficient as possible⦠no defects⦠effects or other fancy words.
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When you think about life donāt think in sense of fancy shit⦠or fantasies estrogenā¦
By DeYtH Banger
Come on answer, āAre you?ā Are you so crazy fuck that needs daily motivation⦠daily positive action.. commitment⦠gym and learn to fight?
So here is the thing go right⦠the gym is for bitcheās who think are doing and going somewhere, just relax⦠calm and think about it āYou wonāt be the next Arnold.ā
1) You donāt have his size
2) Commitment
3) Kg
4) Looks
5) Health
We clear it off the whole shit⦠size: Matters, Commitment: Thatās what lazy ASSHOLE like you canāt do..
Here is the descipline no more CANDIES, no more computer games, no more club coach games, bar chair games, phone sit, social media⦠thatās what is happening once you clean this shit we can talk about commitment.
Kg, Looks - Not only in dating but in gym is important.. . WHY?
I am not buying big fat fag magazine
Health - Itās important junk food wonāt put you very far on your road.
I love the idea of people who want to learn how to fight⦠I CALL call this club of the losers⦠brain defected fucks.. . In the old scHool.. We didnāt need any type of Marshall artsā¦
1) Side Kick
2) Kick
3) Punch
4) Head
5) Bite
6) Raw Game
7) Punch + Kick
And this is the whole recipe.. no need for strangulation with double emulated libs⦠and cracking head with hit in the ballsā¦
Sucking a cock with side kick right in the face⦠double punch with side kick in the balls⦠All this combinations are hard and complex⦠People from the old scHool do so simple stuff with 100% success.. . Your fancy moves are more likely to get you in more troubleā¦
What I would like to tell you is that there are manipulators out thereā¦
NO NICE STEPS FOR THAT
NO NEED
There are guys who are with condoms in their pocket and picking up women on the street. I would like to cockblock them⦠permanently block their cocksā¦
If they try to pick up, seduce, deduce, manipulate, have sex, get a blowjob, attract, touch, kiss, fistjob, footjob, running around the streets for pick up all this good suit to be banned.
I am fucking sure itās annoying to women and no women out there goes with mindset āToday I gonna go outside and get a date with a guy on the street who is hustling and from strange reason condom in his pocket is his motivation.ā
Those guys need to be isolated with massive trauma + PUNISHMENT. What we need is doze of screw up mentality, education, experience, self-esteem, success.. .
IT WILL BE FUCKING AWESOME
THEY EXPRESS AND TELL ANOUT THEIR RESULTS AND YOU START BASHING THERE HEAD AND SAY
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STOP FUCKING AROUND
SCREW UP MANIPULATOR.
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Look it from this point pick up artist make women to want sex⦠rapist donāt have this ability so they go one step further by too much touchyā¦
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