Jokes From C (BJ's Life #4) - DeYtH Banger (free e books to read online txt) 📗

Don’t think it matters for someone in all this fucking world.


Few more stuff I am going to add… if you gonna do it… call me… I am planing to become a wanker right that day… get pop corn and drink coca cola and laugh as much as possible to your routines…

It’s typical suicide up… right above the opener… no cracks, no negs, no spikes, no attraction, no seduction, no emotional spikes, no escalation…

It’s great… need mythology for life after all if you gonna kill yourself… think about time.. . Make it like it matters..  Make it fuckin g like it matters…

Check time… once… twice
You gonna say “Now"… but your "Now” is a past event… the commitment it’s present and for me… ughhh
… “past"… the media has a thing… bodies.   And typically dead bodies they are found after few days… so you got PLENY of time.. . Killing Yourself.. . Means hide the body in the closet.


IT SOUNDS LIKE A TYPICAL PUA CODES


Let me tell you something…

Lemme give you some more proper mindsets

…

1) Your life sucks

-  If you don’t kill yourself… think about me… think about my bipolar moods and life and SADNESS.. . Misery… brings me joy.

2) Your Life Sucks (2)

- Think about it .. kill your self… future active method… with mythology past active… structure…

3) Gender

- Probably… you hate your gender… if you are woman you need 9 months to get some kinda PROGRESS.. . Like a baybe… if you are man… in no time 4 kids… on the way…

Kill yourself in the name of lay… in the name getting laid…


4) Guilty


- Yeah you are guilty…

- No friends
- Wasting life on movies and social media
- Wasting life on comedy
- Wasting time while procrastinating
 - Wasting life while being lazy
- Wasting life with less action
- Wasting life with no gf



You got … right now… right here… the best material to kill yourself…


After All have as a last thought suicide books need… new more desciplined heroes… Comedy: Too Extended

 By DeYtH Banger


Let me… babble… babble blable.. .some shit… have you read pick up?

Pick Up is a community where boys who are anti-social… shy.. .weird… become confident men… Unnatural act…


Think about it…


Let’s chop of the dicks of all natural pick up guys… let’s see how unnatural will be for them too go out…


With mindset

Mindset: “I am going out… but not fuckin…. Not fuckin.. my dick head is chop of….”


We are talking about massive IOS … AND DIOD. IOD… and all bullshit community media advice.


If somebody has been reading pick up advice..   he or she… or whoever gender is messing around should point out that it’s funny…


I hate comedy… people.. . Say self-dedicating humor is fun…


Is fun…


NO IT’S NOT

Robin Williams - Killed himself - So far his jokes… went too far

Ralphie May - died
John Pinete - This fat fuck.. . Does also… remembered in the history as … angry fat guy


All this fucks were destroyed by their jokes…

By their jokes

How fun does it sound?

Burried in a coffin…

Re-Build that fuck - Architecture structure


I hate my mind and brain

ALWAYS NEGATIVE

- It’s enough
- It won’t happen
- It’s not enough


I FUCKING HATE IT

When it starts…  this shit I am like “Are you finished, mother FUCKER?”

Comedy: Loda

By DeYtH Banger




I lost value along the way.


OH GOD HAIR?
OH GOD COCKROACHES
I HATE BOTH THINGS ON THE TRACKS



If you don’t understand my gebbirish… it’s clear sign that you are brain dead. I am not trying to be funny…, I am just funny I am way surpass this shit.



Clapping
Laughing
Sadness



I am far way pass this shit…



LOVE IT?
HATE IT?




How does this sound out of the ASSHOLE.. . “I  don’t care.”




I am miserable as fuck… this is the reason that I am here… hanging up myself is a great idea… the best idea on the market… no money in return… life lost 99% guarantee.. . If Not.. . Don’t worry the market for broken toys is always open!



If you are offended… please be and keep that state… keep the change and if your mind is bothering to ask… “Why I don’t laugh?"… - Mainly on your jokes… …




Answer: Low calibration (and mind trick: "I am funny”)… all this business cards behaviors are as clear as a fucking Damn rainy day…




YOU ARE JUST NOT FUNNY
NOTHING WRONG WITH MY BODY
NOTHING WRONG WITH MY MIND



Just I have low torelance of bullshit…


With this social norms… social BULLSHIT stream it evaluates my life…

Comedy: Loja

 By DeYtH Banger


I am against all this corporate non sense BULLSHIT... with so much piles of shit in your pockets… don’t think that you gonna finish it in lifetime.


IT JUST NEVER HAPPENS
IT FUCKING JUST NEVER HAPPENS


You need fresh brain… pleny free time and nothing more good than Lectures called “Calling Bullshit:"… take this lectures it makes life much much easier or so far investment in them is lost in you… but win for me… I am practicing forceful behavior… the behavior of curiosity which gets punched and it starts going in different directions.




I just don’t tolerate BULLSHIT, that’s all my life is more important from the BULLSHIT media. I like before I go to sleep… to read facts… to go around diseases… and rape and blood…


All this fun miserable stuff which happen to others and are written a fable format.



I FUCKING LOVE IT
I FUCKING LOVE IT



It’s great that there is a person out there who 24/7 want us to know and learn, I love the whole concept of the whole idea… This sTories with blood and scare… it’s mirror reflection of how far the human race has went… it’s reflection
…
Of cruelty, brutality, anger and all other good juicy stuff. Oh God, who doesn’t love this cheap fuck?
He is cheap DISGUSTING fuck, here is a message to our dear Lord.




Dear Lord,

Press the button to continue, you could be brutal… crazy, mad, killer, insane, homicidal, masojenistic. But this won’t stop you to suppress that shit get on your knees and start blowing my dick…





NOW I AM PLAYING
NOW IS MY TURN
YOU ARE JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH




Once you get on your knees don’t worry about mania, anti-depressants and data… don’t worry about that… I am thinking of passing off my genes… so swallow as much as possible my cum… no more biblical corporate shit or churches, what you need is two hands… mouth open… stomach empty mainly because I am planing to pass my genes as efficient as possible… no defects… effects or other fancy words.


….
When you think about life don’t think in sense of fancy shit… or fantasies estrogen…

Comedy: Are You?

 By DeYtH Banger


Come on answer, “Are you?” Are you so crazy fuck that needs daily motivation… daily positive action.. commitment… gym and learn to fight?


So here is the thing go right… the gym is for bitche’s who think are doing and going somewhere, just relax… calm and think about it “You won’t be the next Arnold.”



1) You don’t have his size
2) Commitment
3) Kg
4) Looks
5) Health


We clear it off the whole shit… size: Matters, Commitment: That’s what lazy ASSHOLE like you can’t do..
Here is the descipline no more CANDIES, no more computer games, no more club coach games, bar chair games, phone sit, social media… that’s what is happening once you clean this shit we can talk about commitment.


Kg, Looks - Not only in dating but in gym is important.. . WHY?

I am not buying big fat fag magazine

Health - It’s important junk food won’t put you very far on your road.




I love the idea of people who want to learn how to fight… I CALL call this club of the losers… brain defected fucks.. . In the old scHool.. We didn’t need any type of Marshall arts…




1) Side Kick
2) Kick
3) Punch
4) Head
5) Bite
6) Raw Game
7) Punch + Kick





And this is the whole recipe.. no need for strangulation with double emulated libs… and cracking head with hit in the balls…
Sucking a cock with side kick right in the face… double punch with side kick in the balls… All this combinations are hard and complex… People from the old scHool do so simple stuff with 100% success.. . Your fancy moves are more likely to get you in more trouble…



What I would like to tell you is that there are manipulators out there…





NO NICE STEPS FOR THAT
NO NEED





There are guys who are with condoms in their pocket and picking up women on the street. I would like to cockblock them… permanently block their cocks…

If they try to pick up, seduce, deduce, manipulate, have sex, get a blowjob, attract, touch, kiss, fistjob, footjob, running around the streets for pick up all this good suit to be banned.


I am fucking sure it’s annoying to women and no women out there goes with mindset “Today I gonna go outside and get a date with a guy on the street who is hustling and from strange reason condom in his pocket is his motivation.”





Those guys need to be isolated with massive trauma + PUNISHMENT. What we need is doze of screw up mentality, education, experience, self-esteem, success.. .






IT WILL BE FUCKING AWESOME
THEY EXPRESS AND TELL ANOUT THEIR RESULTS AND YOU START BASHING THERE HEAD AND SAY

…

STOP FUCKING AROUND
SCREW UP MANIPULATOR.
…




Look it from this point pick up artist make women to want sex… rapist don’t have this ability so they go one step further by too much touchy…