Jokes From C (BJ's Life #4) - DeYtH Banger (free e books to read online txt) 📗

and physyical  escalation..
NO attraction, seduction, deduction.. .




I call the last category a men with dignity who knows what he wants. I am 100% sure that he doesn’t need motivation to rape people… he just do it… man of action.. the pick up artist need to be playful… cocky… bad boy…. badass… Mr. Bad… just fucking too much roles in the end the rapist goes over the top that’s why he ends in jail and the pick up artist gets tired. Comedy: ARE Facebook

 By DeYtH Banger


All people here are wussies let me clear of all this whole categories you gonna get me more correctly along the way… if you didn’t get me it doesn’t mean that you can’t change the religion become a Muslim and you got exclusive offers around this deal.

You are famous…

- If you say it in the right place… in the right time.. “Allah Akbar” you gonna get pleny of attention.

- You pray when you are on your knees
  That’s great in my POV Feel free to give me a blowjob… you went so far it’s time to do the a d the other part of the job.


I pike the rug thing if you are a homo or even a girl you won’ t make the ground messy… with sperm…
I get the idea why Muslim women get so much clothes and it covers all their body.




1) They are ugly

2) Nothing To show

3) Very Useful for blowjob (LESS mess in the future)





Most of you have open thousand Windows on your phone and thinking that you are smart and soon enough you gonna remove them… but no… no… no… you making more and more from 10 it became 16… we are talking about rough and raw math here.



Most of you have open on your computer 5 Windows of porn … or even more and my favorite category is the people who take it few steps further… turning on in the same time few videos.… different categories.



You are fucked up… when you need to piss… you go in a room or a place where you automatically start removing clothes which are around your pussy or dick… then you put them up and go outside that place like nothing has happen…



You are fucked up… water falls out of a metal… pipe… and you feel the freedom of removing clothes and start applying soap and touching yourself…




I am just not sure from where to start… the touching part? It’s as sick as fuck… we got a word for this it’s called “Frotteurism” or we are near to this shit… I love people who think that they are free… nobody is really free all this historical people… who you know are just couple or spoon of serup of idiots… they don’t have brains…. they did it because it was the beginning of the world and it just went viral with our technology which we have in hands. Nobody is really free… what you see is limitation to what you know… how you walk and speak is limitation of what you have learn…





HOW FUCKING FREE ARE YOU?




Let’s go with removing clothes… for such disadvantage we have created mental instituions.




If you are right now interested in eating… something is fucked up in you… that’s for sure… it’s not message from your ego… neither a really call from your stomach… more likely your brain is experiencing compulsive overeating disorder.


1) First of all very rude

2) Second of all something is wrong with you

3) You are here because of me… no more food… FUCKER like you needs a primal… level descipline



Most of you aren’t experiencing real love or real life… all day in front of the momotor of phone.. . Laptop… computer… TV and you call this life?


Re-Check the dictionary… put your glasses or goggles or whatever you have and the correct word is hell.






Most of you

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-  Search “porn”
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(Get up get food.. . Ugh..  too lazy let’s put it for later…)





This above is the most of your daily action… depressive… anxious.. . Obsessive… and that’s today’s words I won’t Google it or Re-Google it…


Homos - Get a life… cocks… sucking

Really???

Really?


Get medical attention and make sure to read the bible of daily mindsets.. .




Man
Woman

That’s what we have …
NO Homos
No Lesbians
NO transgender


And all other corporate non-sense BULLSHIT.

Comedy: Inspired

 By DeYtH Banger



Oh god… when are you gonna stop with this questions?

They suck




FOR GOD SAKE
GET A FUCKING LIFE




I am not trying to be sexual or even escalate to arousal, but look… I am trying to exploit what you love, know, do… so lean back… and enjoy the freak show.




FREAK
FREAK




Yeah, you hear me right… I said freak… normal people don’t go as far as you have went… sitting and being lazy they are busy with whatever average life is all about.



- Piss
- Eat
- Study
- Dump
- Hang out
- Chat
- Laugh
- Smile
- Wash
- Shower





Sounds like a list of daily chores aka activities of normal people…. But if we gonna become normal just let’s cut the shit… tie a rope around our neck and let’s see






CAN THIS FUCKER
TAKE IT ANY LONGER





911 is going to be the fast dial trick


Killing Yourself is not magic… or magical trick… it just happens… out starts with rain and it ends up with clouds which block the sun.


(Let me eplain you… what I mean.. . I know people like you don’t have pleny of grey material in your head… reading or listening to a book isn’t part of #1 things to do after you go out or before you go out… it doesn’t matter… for sure… 100% sure that on the internet you stream forBULLSHIT.. . I DON’T NEED DETECTORS OR LIFE OR EVEN TO WORKOUT … TO KNOW THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS FULL OF SHIT.


Under rain I mean negativity in your head… clouds are people who FUCK you over with negativity….)





HAVE FEW RULES IN MIND

1) I DON’T TRANSLATE
2) I AM NOT YOUR BIATCH
3) I AM NOBODY’S BIATCH
4) I HAVE A LIFE





Normal people like normal … talk that’s why most of them don’t succeed in life… they are just fucking boring bags full of shit.



He/She: Where are you from?
He/She: How are you?
He/She: What’s up?
He/She: Wad up?
He/She: Hey
He/She: Hello



OH GOD… WHAT’S HAPPENING … AM I ON A HOLIDAY OR SOME KINDA ROOFIE FUCK IS TRYING TO FUCK ME OVER… I DON’T NEED A BOOK ABOUT DRUGS TO KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING.





Hey Bill Gates - Money..  spending problem?

Send some here… After all most people say in lifetime… I can’t spend his money… so let’s try… I am going to set the record straight… I am back to reality (Eminem)

What’s with this crappy healthy food?
Workout…
Healthy sleep?
Healthy morning routines?


Are you a comedian?

It just some kinda a screw up narcissist who think is smart in life…

Go for it… go for it…

Whatever to be… just do it.. do ’t worry we got coffin makers… grave stone mAkers and we got diggers… who are going to help to put your body 100 meters… derep down. Sorry… if I got the math wrong after all math isn’t my biggest problem in life.


I hate math teachers they told me that math is important and it’s part of life..








I have all this negative pact of emotion… it doesn’t look like 2 + 2 = 5… it’s more likely 2 +7 = 4579… - Non sense at a thar’s how we end up the pick up theory.… women aren’t creatures of logic.



This here is my material… love it or hate… it that’s all folks… this is the way ti spirtuality… embrace it.. embrace it….




I am not here to give advice.. . Tips or help… you got the wrong section bro. When a old adult start using famous words … within teenager nation… it sounds like a guy with aneurysm.






“Wow”, “LMAO” , “LOL” … when I heard it from 60 years old guy… I am like




ARE YOU OKAY?





To all people who are going to go to courses or even planing to study women… You wasting time…


Men are logical
Women aren’t


This will fuck your brain over… repeat it… over and ovet and you will become the main causation of the whole equation.

Letter to:

Dear, Masturbators

You are doing more harm… and brain damage than fixing your life… squirting won’t fix your life… it will just make you less motivated in surviving… jerking off won’t help you as well nothing more than draining your energy.

Comedy: Science

 By DeYtH Banger


Yeah we are talking here about science like it or hate it… it’s on your budget… it’s on you and let’s keep the ball rolling. Out there .. we can see or even have in mind that there are “curious” group… I call them “curious fucks"…. Monitoring… also known in my language data base "Exploit Data"….body language experts…people who study social interaction and let’s end the whole party with the screen writers also know  as manglooo maniacs….


CRAZY AS FUCK


Does this sound suspicious or I am wrong about it?
So much material… data… is it for the greater good or for the worser?

Accumulation of data and transformed into books with sources and resources…


Let me paraphrase is the whole scenario "What keeps me awake… are the nerds and geeks becoming alpha males…"…. WORLD IS TURNING EDGES




OH GOD THEY KNOW ME AS THE CLASS CLOWN
AS THE JOKER



But before I was the awkward kid… the depressed kid… the comedy guy is a new version is it possible they to know my character?


Rebeliation
Rebel
Bible


All this fico matter… probably has come from the bible… I know it very well I read it everyday… I preach… pray… Jesus… God all this heroes knows what’s in about to happen… if they know… (let me expand your grey matter in your head)… probably they are dummies in the hands of something more greater… smarter and wise.


He knows thy life
He knows