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Fishing for a Compliment, 82
Fishy, Rather, 80
Fixture, A, 74
Flash of Wit, A, 276
Flattery turned to Advantage, 30
Flying Colors, 318
Following a Leader, 78
Fool and His Money, A, 359[Pg 379]
Fool Confirmed, A, 252
Fool or Knave, The, 313
Foote, 96
Foote and Lord Townsend, 94
Foote's Last Joke, 368
Footiana, 169
Foraging, 116
Force of Habit, The, 125, 257
Force of Nature, 55
Force of Satire, The, 49
Forcible Argument, A, 276
Foreign Accent, A, 29
Forgetful Man, A, 181
Fortunate Expedient, A, 294
Fortunate Stars, 270
Fowl Joke, A, 311
Fox, Charles James, 361
Free Translation, A, 355
French Language, 109
French Precipitation, 52
Full House, A, 257
Full Inside, 170
Full Proof, 74
Full Stop, A, 264
Funeral Invitation, 356
Gambling, 234
Garrick and Foote, 199
Garth and Rowe, 357
Generosity and Prudence, 213
Gently, Jemmy, 151
Genuine Irish Bull, 128
Genuine Laziness, 360
George II. and the Recorder, 106
Getting a Living, 274
"Getting the Worst of It", 340
Gluttons and Epicures, 153
Going from the Point, 335
Going to Extremes, 332
Gone Out, 360
Good Advice, 3, 152, 209, 211
Good at a Pinch, 223
Good Appetite, A, 254
Good at the Halt, 302
Good Authority, 173
Good Character, A, 304
Good Critic, A, 114
Good Enough for a Pig, 364
Good Evidence, 227
Good Example, A, 83
Good Excuse, A, 134
Good Eyes, 274
Good Hearing, 206
Good-hearted Fellow, A, 81
Good Investment, A, 235
Good Jail Delivery, A, 183
Good Joke, A, 210
Good Judge, A, 361
Good Likeness, A, 253
Good Mixture, A, 283
Good Neighbor, A, 197
Good News for the Chancellor, 144
Good One, A, 135
Good Parson, A, 14
Good Place, A, 30
Good Reason, A, 47, 50, 53, 78
Good Reason for a Bad Cause, A, 313
Good Recommendation, A, 266
Good Riddance, 105
Good Servant, A, 66
Good Sport, 65
Good Swimmer, A, 171
Good Translation, A, 138
Good Wife, A, 250
Gouty Shoe, The, 189
Graceful Excuse, 175
Graceful Illustration, A, 230
Grafting, 218
Grammatical Distinction, A, 17
Grandiloquence, 248
Grandson, The, 299
Grave Doctor, A, 18
Great Cabbage, 251
Great Difference, A, 132
Gretna Customer, A, 100
Grim Joke, A, 360
Growl, A, 188
Grunt, A, 312
Guide to Government Situations, A, 59
Habeas Corpus Act, 194
Half-way, 76
Hand and Glove, 21
Handsome Contribution, A, 42
Happiness, 41
Happy Man, A, 121
Happy Suggestion, A, 32
Hard Hit, A, 187
Hard of Digestion, 215
Hard-ware, 221
Having a Call, 258
Heavy Weight, A, 296
He "Lies Like Truth", 21[Pg 380]
He who Sung "The Lays of Ancient Rome", 322
Henry VIII., 278
Hero-phobia, 20
Hesitation in his Writing, 59
Hiatus, A, 102
Hic-cupping, 10
High and Low, 36
High Gaming, 215
Highland Politeness, 186
Hinc Ille Lachrymæ, 70
Hint for Genealogists, A, 191
His Way—Out, 188
Hoaxing an Audience, 206
Holland's Funeral, 308
Home Argument, A, 72
Home is Home, 19
Honest Horse, An, 31
Honest Man's Litany, The, 204
Honest Warranty, An, 94
Honor, 311
Honor to Tipperary, An, 338
Hook's Politeness, 127
Hopeful Pupil, The, 124
Hopeless Invasion, A, 322
Horne Tooke and Wilkes, 284
Horse Laugh, A, 7
Horses to Grass, 285
How to Escape Taxation, 238
How to get rid of an Enemy, 261
How to make a Man of Consequence, 168
Howe, Lord, 278
Human Happiness, 64
Humane Society at an Evening Party, The, 191
Humor under Difficulties, 52
Humorist Piqued, A, 339
Husbanding his Resources, 321
Husband's Marriage, On Mr., 120
"I can get Through", 263
Idolatry, 79
Illegal Indorsement, An, 325
Imitation of a Cow, 121
Important to Bachelors, 280
Impossible in the Evening, 254
Impossible Renunciation, An, 191
Impromptu by Counsellor Bushe, 181
Impromptu by R.B. Sheridan, 180
Impromptu on an Apple being thrown at Mr. Cooke, 230
Impromptu—"St. Stephen's Walls", 101
Impromptu—"The Fall of Sparta", 143
Impudent Wit, An, 346
Inadvertence and Epicurism, 286
Incapacity, 241
Inconvenient Breakdown, An, 303
Incredible, 5
Independence, 101
Indifference to Death, 367
Indifference to Life, 274
In-door Relief, 185
Industry and Perseverance, 212
Industry of the English People, 307
Inevitable Misfortune, An, 352
Information easily Acquired, 326
Ingenious Device, An, 196
Ingenious Reply of a Soldier, 37
Ingenuousness, 104
Ingratitude, 58, 283
Inhospitable Irishman, An, 364
In Memoriam, 320
Inquest Extraordinary, 97, 312
Inquest—not Extraordinary, 132
Inquests Extraordinary, 102
Inscription on Inscriptions, An, 2
Insurance Assurance, 360
In Suspense, 27
Interested Inquiry, 357
In the Background, 230
In the Dark, 218
Introductory Ceremony, An, 67
Intruder Rebuked, The, 30
In Want of a Husband, 231
Ireland's Forgery, 134
Irish and Scotch Loyalty, 290
Irish Imprudence, 291
Irishman's Notion of Discount, An, 282
Irishman's Plea, An, 212
Iron Duke, The, 118
"I Takes 'em as they Come", 341
"I've Done the same Thing often", 103
James Smith and Justice Holroyd, 235
Jemmy Gordon, 256
Jest of Ancestry, The, 176
Jew's Eye to Business, A, 286
Johnson and Mrs. Siddons, 128
Johnson, Dr., 190[Pg 381]
Johnson, Dr., without Variation, 71
Johnson's, Dr., Opinion of Mrs. Siddons, 197
Joint Concern, A, 46
Joke from the North, A, 366
Jolly Companions, 256
Jonson, Ben, 99
Judge in a Fog, A, 199
Judgment, 262
"Junius" discovered, 11
Jury Case, A, 350
Just as Wonderful, 312
Just Debtor, A, 56
Justice Midas, 332
Justice not always Blind, 144
Kean's Impromptu, 100
Keen Reply, 83
Keeping a Conscience, 126
Keeping a Promise, 117
Keeping It to Himself, 333
Keeping Time, 236
Kew, The Way to, 297
Killed by His Own Remedy, 338
Kind Hint, A, 336
Kitchener and Colman, 145
Knotty Point, A, 47
Knowing Best, 183
Knowing His Man, 91, 313
Knowing His Place, 69
Lady Anne, 120
Lamb and Erskine, 123
Lamb and Sharp Sauce, 212
Lame Beggar, The, 308
Landlord and Tenants, 48
Large, but Not Large Enough, 219
Last Resource, A, 274
"Last War," The, 165
Late and Early, 203
Late Dinner, 112
Late Discoverer, A, 330
Late Edition, A, 15
Latimer, 295
Latin for Cold, The, 123
Latin Gerunds, On the, 135
Law and Physic, 181, 333
Law and the Scottish Thane, 342
Lawyer's House, 149
Lawyer's Opinion of Law, A, 99
Leaving His Verdict, 100
Leg Wit, 182
Legal Adulteration, 147
Legal Extravagance, 249
L'Envoy, 368
Letter C, The, 248
Letter H, The, 136, 199
Letter Wanting, A, 138
Liberal Gift, 135
Licensed to Kill, 160
Lie for Lie, 198
Light Bread, 80
Light-headed, 20
Light Joke, A, 250
Light Study, A, 19
Light Subject, The, 4
Lincoln's-Inn Dinners, 207
Lines to O'Keefe, 330
Lingual Infection, 214
Liquid Remedy for Baldness, 196
Liston's Dream, 148
Literal Joke, A, 125
Literary Pastime, 354
Literary Rendering, A, 284
Little to Give, 171
Long Ago, 348
Long Bill, A, 145
Long Illness, A, 279
Long Residence, A, 239
Long Story, 161
Look-A-head, 178
Look in his Face, 12
Losing an I, 113
Lost and Found, 276
Love, 220
Love and Hymen, 148
Love of the Sea, 157
Love Songs, by Dean Swift, 32
Lusus Naturæ, A, 189
Luxurious Smoking, 173
Lying, 208
Lying Consistently, 20
Mac ready to Call, 178
Mad Quakers, 138
Maids and Wives, 43
Majesty of Mud, The, 61
Making a Clearance, 143
Making Free, 263
Making Free with the Waist, 321
Making It Up, 52
Making Progress, 232
Malone, Sir Anthony, 184
Man and a Brother, A, 337
Man of Letters, A, 26[Pg 382]
Man of Metal, A, 306
Man-traps, 179
Man Without a Rival, 198
Mark of Respect, A, 100
Marriage, 82, 211
Matrimony, 349
Matter in His Madness, 8
Maule-practice, 249
Measure for Measure, 64, 146
Measure of a Brain, The, 93
Measuring his Distance, 46
Mechanical Surgeon, A, 169
Medical Opinion, A, 158
Medicine must be of Use, The, 62
Melo-dramatic Hit, 279
Men of Letters, 205
Men of Weight, 322
Merry Thought, A, 346
Michaelmas Meeting, A, 331
Milesian Advice, 77
Military Axiom, A, 276
Military Eloquence, 310
Milton on Woman, 53
Mind your Points, 242
Minding his Business, 107
Minding his Cue, 203
Miser's Charity, 53
Mistake, A, 191
Mistaken Identity, 13
Model Philanthropist, A, 251
Modern Acting, 185
Modern Sculptor, A, 188
Modest, 46
Modest Merit, 75
Modest Request, 25
Money-Borrower Deceived, The, 306
Money-Lender, A, 217
Money Returned, 21
Money's Worth, 188
Money's Worth, 233, 262
Monster, A, 215
Moral Equality of Man, 93
More Honored in the Breach, 238
Mot of Defoe, 54
Motherly Remark, 233
Much Alike, 250
Multiplying One, 366
Musical Blow-up, A, 174
Musical Taste, 214
Mystery Cleared Up, A, 237
Nameless Man, A, 260
Napoleon's Statue at Boulogne, 128
Nat Lee and Sir Roger L'Estrange, 43
National Prejudice, 247
Native Wit, 35
Natural, 300
Natural Antipathy, 228
Natural Grief, 186
Natural Transmutation, 60
Nature and Art, 273
Naval Oratory, 117
Neat Quotation, A, 65
Neat Suggestion, A, 315
Neck or Nothing, 24
Neighborly Politeness, 296
New Disguise, A, 141
New Idea, A, 296
New Reading, A, 201, 271
New Relationship, 3, 317
New Scholar, A, 98
New Sign, A, 154
New Sport, A, 104
New view, A, 255
New Way to Pay Old Debts, 29
New Way with Attorneys, A, 352
Nice Distinction, A, 95, 112
Nice Language, 120
Nicknames, 265
Night and Morning, 170
Nil Nisi, &c., 166
No Harm Done, 2
No Intrusion, 323
No Joke, 253
No Judge, 173
No Matter what Color, 242
No Music in his Soul, 329
No Pride, 171
No Redeeming Virtue, 309
No Sacrifice, 261
Noise for Nothing, A, 167
Nominal Rhymes, 83
Non Compos 260
Non Sequitur, 57
"None so Blind," &c., 58
North, Lord, Asleep, 161
North's, Lord, Drollery, 241
Nosce te Ipsum, 243
Not at all Anxious, 324
Not at Home, 207
Not Finding Himself, 347
Not giving Himself "Airs", 305
Not Importunate, 236
Not Improbable, 308
Not Insured Against Fire, 186[Pg 383]
Not Necessary, 228
Not Polite, 119
Not Quite Correct, 252
Not Right, 20
Not Room for a Neighbor, 339
Not Sick Enough for That, 273
Not so Bad for a King, 58
Not so "Daft" as Reputed, 321
Not so Easy, 106
Not to be Believed, 342
Not to be Bought, 68
Not to be Done Brown, 276
Not to be Tempted, 218
Not to be Trifled with, 87
Not True, 154
Not v. Nott, 35
Nothing but Hebrew, 266
Nothing but the "Bill", 12
Nothing Personal, 190
Nothing Surprising, 339
Nothing to Boast of, 313
Nothing to Laugh at, 199
Notice to Quit, 125
Notions of Happiness, 181
Novel Complaint, A, 8
Novel Idea, A, 112
Novel Offence, 45
Novelty, A, 66
Objectionable Process, A, 328
Ocular, 307
Odd Bird, An, 102
Odd Comparison, An, 40
Odd Family, An, 99
Odd Fellow, An, 68
Odd Foresight, 166
Odd Housekeeping, 225
Odd Humor, 324
Odd Notion, An, 277
Odd Occurrence, An, 242
Odd Question, An, 186
Odd Reason, 213
"Off with his Head", 337
Offensive Preference, 325
Old Adage Refuted, An, 314
Old Age, 162
Old Friends, 311
Old Joke, An, 112
Old Stories over Again, 52
Old Times, 128
Ominous, Very!, 213
On the Right Side, 40
On the Spot, 327
One Bite at a Cherry, 150
One Fault, 312
"One for his Nob", 9
One Good Turn Deserves Another, 7
One Head Better than a Dozen, 126
One-Sided Joke, A, 353
One-Spur Horseman, The, 255
One Thing at a Time, 210
One Thing Wanting, The, 7
Only a Ninepin, 317
Only Enough for One, 200
Only for Life, 304
Open Confession, 289
Openly, 326
Opposite Tempers, 281
Orators, The, 185
Oratory, 252
Order for Two, An, 82
Order! Order!, 123
Origin of the term Grog, 268
Original Attraction, An, 79
Orthography, 277
Our English Love of Dinners, 176
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