The Jest Book<br />The Choicest Anecdotes and Sayings by Mark Lemon (christmas read aloud TXT) 📗

9 Upright Man, An, 87 Use is Second Nature, 196 Useful Ally, A, 90 Utilitarian Inquiry, A, 328 Vails To Servants, 85 Vain Search, A, 96 Vain Threat, A, 343 Valuable Beaver, A, 301 Valuable Discovery, 90 Value of Applause, 171 Value of Nothing, 241 Vast Domain, 21 Vera Cannie, 243 Verse and Worse, 118 Verses Written on a Window in the Highlands of Scotland, 15 Very Appropriate, 287 Very Clear, 46 Very Easy, 303 Very Evident, 213 Very Like Each Other, 270 Very Likely, 249, 312 Very Pointed, 22 Very Pretty, 102 Very Serious, 130 Very Shocking, if True, 254 Very True, 173, 286 Vice Versâ, 190 Visible Darkness, 10 Visible Proof, 82 Visibly Losing, 293 Voluminous Speaker, A, 148[Pg 389] Vox et Præterea Nihil, 147 Vulgar Arguments, 122 Vulgarity, 362 Walking Stick, A, 326 Walpoliana, 107, 111, 119 Warm Friendships, 98 Warm Man, A, 348 Warning to Ladies, 54 Waste of Time, 42 Waste Powder, 18 Way of the World, 75 Way of Using Books, 175 Weak Woman, A, 11 Wearing Away, 347 Well-bred Horse, 9 Well Matched, 6 Well Said, 268 Well Turned, 346 Wellington, Duke of, and the Aurist, 87 Wellington Surprised, 250 Welsh Wig-ging, A, 26 Wet and Dry, 141 What Everybody Does, 294 What is an Archdeacon?, 295 What's a Hat without a Head?, 285 What's Going On?, 159 What's in a Name?, 279 What's in a Syllable?, 151 What's my Thought Like?, 305 Wheel of Fortune, The, 195 Where it came from, 316 Where is the Audience?, 183 Whig and Tory, 67 Whist, 244 Whist-Playing, 229 Whitbread's Entire, 359 White Hands, 287 White Teeth, 275 Who's the Fool?, 132 Who's to Blame?, 136 Whose?, 192 Why are Women Beardless?, 208 Why Master of the House?, 330 Wide-awake Minister, A, 347 Wide Difference, A, 345 "Wide, Wide Sea," The, 315 Wife at Forty, A, 45 Wignell, the Actor, 72 Wilberforce, Miss, 298 Wilkes and Liberty, 161 Wilkes and a Liberty, 143 Wilkes's Ready Reply, 224 Wilkes's Tergiversation, 114 Wilkie's Simplicity, 91 Will and Away, A, 259 Will and the Way, 193 Will, The, 104 Windy Minister, A, 259 Winner at Cards, A, 303 Winning a Loss, 160 Wise Decision, A, 348 Wise Fool, A, 198 Wise Precaution, 13 Wise Son who knew his own Father, A, 6 Wit and Quackery, 95 Wit Defined, 95 Wits Agreeing, 354 Witty at his own Expense, 365 Witty Coward, 236 Witty Proposition, A, 348 Witty Thanksgiving, 338 Wolfe, General, 167 Woman's Promises, A, 62 Women, 229 Wonderful Cure, A, 179 Wonderful Sight, A, 258 Wonderful Unanimity, 331 Wonderful Woman, A, 5 Wooden Joke, A, 314 Woodman, A, 63 Woolsack, The, 232 Word in Season, A, 340 Word to the Wise, A, 135 Words that Burn, 11 Worst of all Crimes, The, 63 Worst of Two Evils, The, 269 Worth the Money, 35 Worthy of Credit, 129 "Write me Down an Ass", 135 Writing for the Stage, 234 Writing Treason, 230 Written Character, A, 6 Wrong Leg, The, 48 Yankee Yarn, A, 157 Yorke, Mr. Charles, 361 Yorkshire Bull, A, 353 "You'll Get There Before I Can Tell You", 239 Young, Dr., 156 Young Idea, The, 247 Zodiac Club, The, 37