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knew that I am bit anxious


And definetly my hairy ass and hairy dick start to drop of my self-esteem.

She could talk to you out of politeness and being nice if start ending up to contacts and seeing again each other she could be total coward and giveway her contactā€¦ and leave away you for further conclusionsā€¦ or say to you ā€œI have a boyfriendā€ which I got with ā€œ I do not fuck around somebody else girlfriendā€¦ā€ - which is not cool in my point.
Most times or sometimes is a lieā€¦ this thing they lie to see your reaction..
Sometimes they are days with no effort everything works other times load of effortā€¦ and no result at allā€¦

THIS SHOULD SUM UP WHY I FUCK MY HAND AT FIRST PLACE Comedy: Rudimentary

by DeYtH Banger


Life sucks no lie about itā€¦ If Sherlock Holmes aka Elementary Watson itā€™s all about discovery and mysteries and banging out as looner with company of prostitutes and paid womenā€¦ then we go as far as M.D. House who has deeper inner issuesā€¦ Right now comes the idea that life is not so hard itā€™s easyā€¦ obsession, compussion thatā€™s life thatā€™s whatā€™s all about it.


ā€œVagina Suckingā€¦ā€

- Itā€™s not a bad ideaā€¦ itā€™s not something which is something which good is more likely awful shitā€¦ I tried itā€¦ itā€™s dry itā€™s fucking dryā€¦ itā€™s making my day awful. It shows the way life isā€¦ dry and horrible which is sheer symptom of depression. As for now I bother the corners of depressionā€¦ there is deepā€¦ there is shallowā€¦ I mean you can play all day this game.


ā€œSexā€

- I personally hope my mom does not catch me that I was in bed with a woman which I found on the street alsoā€¦ I had sex with a prostitutes itā€™s just gets too farā€¦ itā€™s not horrible idea. Jokes are ideas and stories which are made up in such way that people. I had sex once in pussy and in the buttā€¦ it was strange I felt like I am trying to stab somebody, but I fail and in this caseā€¦ like all my moral things in my lifeā€¦ I canā€™t stabā€¦ I canā€™t kill myselfā€¦ I canā€™t kill people this here is just  fail and failā€¦

HUGE FAILURE


ā€œBlowjobsā€¦ Eating Vaginaā€


- Yeah I saw thisā€¦ I saw thisā€¦ with teeth and with mouth making the same noises as in porn moviesā€¦ it was great to see as realistic but the feeling was strangeā€¦ I didnā€™t felt any type of connectionā€¦ Was it from the condomā€¦ was it from life sucksā€¦ or just playing safe and getting where I want is just another way of failing. I eat vaginaā€¦ it wasnā€™t tastyā€¦ it wasnā€™t deliciousā€¦ but still why porn movies make it as the most awesome thingā€¦. I get thereā€¦ put pants downā€¦ start ā€œTouch herā€¦ā€ā€¦ remove clothesā€¦ get in the bedā€¦ and thatā€™s whatā€™s happening to going to a escort and what we can get out of this all shitty thing is that in life we all are naked.

ā€œPornā€

- Sad and moral depress people get into this trapā€¦ people who  are curious but donā€™t want to socially judgedā€¦ people get there just are curious more and moreā€¦ about genres typesā€¦ and everything you get thereā€¦ onceā€¦ twiceā€¦ Porn is all about connectionā€¦ mental connectionā€¦ not physical then eed of physicallity is pure levels of  obsession or thatā€™s how threat the freaks from the masses we create shows about freaks which just gone too far with curiousity.. when you are curious you canā€™t go too farā€¦ you can goā€¦ but not too farā€¦ we call it social calibration.

Comedy: Think About Yourself

 By DeYtH Banger


Sorry guys for the gay and homo couples you are bit lateā€¦ I had a dick fetish wanting to suxk cocksā€¦ and wanting balls and wanting to get full anal package. But I am not interested anynore mainly becauseā€¦


Hairy Sex is awful; If You Suck a Dick you suck in real life; I am Better than that; Homos are sweaty and those are the mainly books which say more than ever you can get in your real life.

Think about meā€¦ not after a secondā€¦ moment or whateverā€¦ just right nowā€¦ think about meā€¦ If I am interested in moms wanking me offā€¦ I PROBABLY HAVE SERIOUS MOM ISSUES



I mean look others youbg couples sometimes u see tge guys witg issues  a guy who likes a bit older woman or a woman which likes big old guysā€¦

Those girls are with daddy issue
And people like me are with mom issues


I meqn go to a strip club few times go fuck the same prostitute few times in roll you definetly lost the whole mystery because the moment you came there you were one of those problematic fucks.



If yiu pay to get blowjobs and sex.. YOUR LIFE IS TOTALLY PROBLEMATIC
There are some stuff which are okay in life but some other stuff go way dx ā€œHoror Moviesā€ go into traumatic season, ā€œSeenā€ and no reply on messages on the internet people get in the holy grail of the depression and anxiety season. Thereout there people who throw uncheck and information which factually is a lieā€¦ but people believe in this shitā€¦ One big hit on the market is the made up God storyā€¦ Itā€™s fucking made upā€¦ and people believe in this shitā€¦ come onā€¦ are you becoming so dumb and ludrucious?



I have high hopes about humanity but until I found put that people are full of insecurities and thatā€™s the main problems behind the musucar group and the money groupā€¦ Oh great you got muscles so what we need to kiss your feet?




YOU WORTHLESS EXAMPLE OF MAN



Mankind main illustration is obsession, piercing, full on fetishes and war on the same type of species. If I am an alien the last place I am going to visit as resort is mankindā€¦

Not Smart Enough
Getting Drunk not clever enough




AND COME ONā€¦ I AM HERE ON VACATION RESORT NOT ON COME AMD WATCH CHAOS



People like throw the devil as the main argument of our sibs then whatā€™s special about Jesus when we all are Children of God?
And also if Jesus gas done his sacrafice for the salvation of humanity for future and past sins then why we have a devil?


Come onā€¦ fucker you are god send me and SMSā€¦

Oh sorry made up characters canā€™t participate in reality.



Nowadays I think about special stuff.. like life.. sexā€¦ and viveā€¦ pick upā€¦ sacrafice tghe firsr lamb. Vibe in good energy you are the other people will go with youā€¦ the lower energy bad for you. Introverts long seasonal depression and anxiety and Extroverts short period of depression and anxiety. We believe in some shit ā€¦ because we want to feel smart but after all alphaā€¦ betaā€¦ gama malesā€¦ bibleā€¦ all this shit is made up or wrong intepretated.
Sadly enough we canā€™t say ā€œWe made a mistakeā€¦ā€ Because too much people are on the fucking leashā€¦ itā€™s a fucking long oneā€¦

I can say ā€œI made a mistakeā€ā€¦ ā€œI am sorryā€ā€¦  because thatā€™s what I remeber from my fucked up childhoodā€¦ my mom and after all parents teachingā€¦ be nice.. be goodā€¦ be respectfulā€¦





COME ON FUCKS DO YOU WANT ME FUCKS AND CONTINUE THE GENE POOL OR YOU ARE GIVING ME RECIPE ā€¦ TO STOP RIGHT HERE


My problem is not only niceā€¦ and being respectfull, I have whole fucking package of suicidal thoughts in my pocket + Creating in me obsessionsā€¦ on womenā€¦


Come on this is the last thing a woman want on a tableā€¦ But letā€™s make it sadderā€¦. OKAY?

Letā€™s do thatā€¦ this were the wishes of the girl with which I was withā€¦

Total Freak Group
Ugly
The last person I gonna fuck
(Details)

I though her about rape and she started laughing, so here is few other stuff there is beer belly tumor and lastly if you see a fat guy with a fight torso and something wrong around the area of the dick.




This guy definetly is one of those fucks which have huge fucking balls and dickā€¦ I SAW FEW OF THOSE FUCKS ON TGE INTERNET

I gave problem with erectionā€¦ I get always erectionā€¦ kissingā€¦ fucking seeing others doing itā€¦ me thinking about itā€¦ Watching porn.. Seeing couples.. seeing hot womenā€¦ All full on.. hard on and feel need to masturbate and while I do that I lose my fucking self-esteem on the fucking line.

So my thing is watch dead people.. corpses.. diseasesā€¦ This loses energy.

I did few nice things for my friendā€¦

I told a lady that ā€œShe has a great perfume..ā€

It was something nice from his name and he said  if you do it one more time.. I am going to beat the shit out of you.

Shame does not exist in my dictionary.

ā€œDonā€™t Change the topicā€¦ā€

- Come on you father to sleep with your mom did changed few routines and started talking about different types of topics.


ā€œYou suckā€¦ā€

- Okay.. I get this oneā€¦ I know your felings were met with term ā€œsuckā€ far more early than with tge term ā€œfuckā€. I know your mom is into the business of suckingā€¦ nothing new.. no supriseā€¦


Itā€™s awful when you see one of thoe fucks which when are nerves feel the need to laughā€¦


- Okay.. freakā€¦ END OF GIGā€¦
Go into the mental hospital you are crazy.


People who stuter



ā€œIiii-iii-ā€¦ woooo-uuudā€¦ lik-eeeeeeā€¦ a toooo wa-aawatch cooooooo-ooo-ooomedyā€¦ā€

- Oh God who the fuck created youā€¦ you are whole defected example if semenā€¦
The specimen like you survival - 1%


One friend said if the joke onto him he is going to beat the shit out of meā€¦ If you talk about his brotherā€¦ he is going to beat the shit out of youā€¦

He get easily embarrassedā€¦ liarā€¦ manipulator, cheater and come on this obesse mother fucker doesnā€™t get jokes. Also I donā€™t want to be out with such levels if anxiety, depression factors and levels and full on agression and trauma. Come on you piece of worthless matters and ideas go in jail to meet the real males tge dominant hiearchy.

Most of my life has went into arguing with myselfā€¦

ā€œI will do itā€¦ā€
ā€œI wonā€™t do itā€¦ā€
ā€œLetā€™s do it laterā€¦ā€
ā€œLetā€™s do it nowā€¦ā€

ā€œI will do itā€¦ā€
ā€œI wonā€™t do itā€¦ā€
ā€œLetā€™s do it laterā€¦ā€
ā€œLetā€™s do it nowā€¦ā€

ā€œI will do itā€¦ā€
ā€œI wonā€™t do itā€¦ā€
ā€œLetā€™s do it laterā€¦ā€
ā€œLetā€™s do it nowā€¦ā€



And this shit goes over and over and over and overā€¦ when I think about it most of my life has went into believing bullshit fables and talesā€¦ made up fantasies and masturbating on it and right nowā€¦ definetly now Eminem is going into the vocabulary books and searching words for rhymesā€¦

And me..


Fucking meā€¦ masturbating on my imaginationā€¦ defibbetly wastibg my

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