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fucking lifeā€¦ I told one of my friends to put extazy into a drink of a girlā€¦ one of the guys told me that I have  shhh.. shh.. went too farā€¦ ā€œcome on we are addicts.. dinā€™t say such shit..ā€.. the problem is that I have found the most shortcut to a pussy.
My friend grom facebook sent me ā€œEvolution = Suicideā€ ā€¦ I send him a book called ā€œReasons to kill yourself..ā€ His reply was, itā€™s not funny anymore. Nobody wants the truth about themselves, they like to fuck around with others and say shit like ā€¦ ā€œget over it..ā€, ā€œgrow upā€ and ā€œget your life in your handsā€¦ā€..So being honest is the last trade mark of suceeding in life. I am not a zombieā€¦


OKAY BITCHā€¦

My life goes unemotionalā€¦ okay, I donā€™t want to get overpulluted with emotions or even geeting a fucking flood from this shit.
People get easily addictedā€¦ thatā€™s whatā€™s awful about society. I am going disagree with David Mamet argument that crowds are smart and individuals are dumb.

The problem is that yoy havenā€™t met the right peopleā€¦ so your argument is wrong. Romance = Porn.. if you want all day sex and sex and getting fucking overflood with erection go with this fucking genres.. Life is not pnly about this itā€™s about the starvation kids in Africa.. the guy who rapes womenā€¦ killersā€¦ We got fucking


Whole show .. full free package of entertainment.. ITā€™S GREAT THAT PEOLLE THINK LESS AND ADS MAKE PEOPLE DUMBER AND FEEL SHAMEā€¦ FEELING INNER GUILTā€¦ ITā€™S GREAT


I can be Gregory House but his character was created by 6-7 authors.. meā€¦ I.. I am oneā€¦ author snd characterā€¦ I DEFINETLY CANā€™T GO WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER

I had one of those experiences where you talk loud then comes somebody out of the sheep pack and gives you a warning or something this sort ofā€¦ ā€œshhā€¦ try to be little less louder.. because my head is going to explodeā€ You should see this guy he was massively staring at me.. he needed time punch up this type of confidence.

Such type of low valueā€¦ high levels of agression; anger; feeling the need to bully people is main representorā€¦ representetive of humansā€¦

THATā€™S OUR MENTOR


And still wow this guy has opinionā€¦ Words like ā€œwowā€, ā€œehhā€, ā€œughhā€, ā€œwhoaā€ and others are parasitesā€¦ They are uselessā€¦ if you want to succeed with with women thelast thing you want show iff is your horrible utterly less value vocabulary.
Men are beasts ready ti fuck everythingā€¦ women are with standards and still wonā€™t fuck youā€¦ your fucking friend and your other fucking friendsā€¦ but reay to fuck somebody out of your circle.


Women got pussy and circleā€¦ men give to others men what they have already used. Jokes are stories 1) thingā€¦ 2) If I go with explaining the jokeā€¦ we already have lost itā€¦ I could sound as an expert like a doctorā€¦ pathalogy expert, psychogy expert or whatever you can name the termā€¦ but here is thing.. I am not..

I am just curious guyā€¦ open minded and right now I am reading:

ā€œOral Pathalogyā€ā€œPsychology Manualā€Andā€œWhy curious?ā€


Too much masturbationā€¦ vision blurā€¦ lost of seing seight and hearth attack. Which sounds like a great syrup mix entertainment. Ouch and ouch for the people who say hurtful stuff to the future open micers. Comedy: Me And Me

 By DeYtH Banger


On first point ā€¦ I DONā€™T CARE ABOUT YOU
AND YOUR KIDS AND PARENTS
FYCK YOU

TODAY US MY DAY

YEAH I GOT ATTENTIOM DEFICIT PROBLEM
I AM CRAVING FOR ATTENTION
MY PARENTS DONā€™T LOVE ME ENOUGH

MY FATHER LOVES SO MUCH THAT HE KILLED HINSELFā€¦ BUT THE TRUTH HE IS A FAT LIAR


AND yes today is my dayā€¦ my fucking dayā€¦ not yoursā€¦ fuck youā€¦

I am here to be loudā€¦ alarming and fuck you overā€¦ I DONā€™T STEAL
I GROW AND FUCK AUDIENCE


I always have the pure bother touch to be more asshole and more as awful personā€¦ OKAY?

Fuck youā€¦ I hate people who get supportā€¦ it personally offends meā€¦ because I DIDNā€™T GOT SO MUCH LOVE AS CHILD LIKE THOSE FUCKS

We need meā€¦ not youā€¦ if you are today here the most reasons are your life sucks, you have been forced..  you have been invited

YOU ARE DUMB SHITTER

WE DONā€™T NEED FLAT LINER FUCKS LIKE JOHN CLEESE



My day is awfulā€¦ WHY?


I need to censor myself, to be careful what I say ā€¦ when I sayā€¦ little wrong moves with the girl without conversational empathyā€¦ I LOSE THE WHOLE FUCKING GAME

WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT GETTING IN RELATIONSHIP, MARRIAGEā€¦ GETTING FREE SEX..  THE TRAUMA WHICH YOU GET IS A LONG TERM FUCKER

YOU GET DEPRESS
YOU START FEELING GUILTY
I AM RIGHT NOW GUILTY THAT I DONā€™T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE GIRL WITH WHICH I AM INTO RELATIONSHIP

I AM HORRIBLE  MOOD BREAKER
ā€¦

THE SICK TRUTH THE MORE FURTHER GETS THE MEET UPā€¦ THE LESSER YOU GET CHANCES TO GET OUT WITH THIS PERSON



THE PROCESS CALLED

ā€œGOD DOES NOT LIKE YOUā€

ā€œContext and meaningā€




- As I said the moment you start adding meaning and context to things it puts you in misery. Thatā€™s the truth and whatā€™s with wanning about argumenting my thing?


Middle Finger - It just an example of a thing which people have added meaning to a finger..  just to a fucking finger. . Whatā€™s the difference between the others and this?

Zeroā€¦ to the others no meaning attached and to the mid section finger itā€™s a bad sign.

Fuck You - Just a word with weight attached to it



THIS HERE ARGUMENTS ARE FOR 10 YEARS PROTECTION


When you are kid you can sleep around your mommyā€¦ touch her tits or even play aroundā€¦ drink milk from itā€¦

Right now doing this itā€™s called pervert sectionā€¦ so going on touching somebodyā€™s tits or ass and context adde to it or an explanation or whatever those cry out whinny fuckers want to be added so to be normal.ā€¦ SHE CALLS OVER THE COPS


When I see tranny ā€¦ I SEE GOD IN ALL IS COLOURS
Yesā€¦ yesterday I went I started fucking my hand woth my big white dick, itā€™s denibetly good white stats.

Jealousy gets into to ā€œFeeling happyā€¦ being happyā€ sectionā€¦ if somebody kills you out of jealousy it means that he likes you.

Comedy: Secret

 By DeYtH Banger

I prefer to fuck my right hand and if I want more enthusiastic handjobā€¦ I GO WITH LEFT HABD
IS MORE UNNATURAL
MORE ALIENATING


Girls waste energy and time
Rapist are good at timingā€¦ always ready to rapeā€¦ to dominate and we are talking about level of toxicityā€¦ maximimalā€¦ in childhood.


If you think I speak fastā€¦ you are fucking wrongā€¦ it can go more faster and even moreā€¦
I just donā€™t add up pausesā€¦ life sucks with pausesā€¦ in the end of the show we donā€™t go for bugs, glitchers, errors and lag we go with the speed up shoe. Thatā€™s the way it sounds with minimum level of pauses.



People who are on their kneesā€¦ are praying for salvation from addiction. So I GET THE IDEA OF GIRLS ACTING OUTā€¦ WITH ON THEIR KNEES..
THEY GO WITH BL0WJOB + PRAYING WHICH IS EGO PROBLEMā€¦ MULTI TASKING PROBLEM



AA AND AN Groupsā€¦ suckā€¦ I WANT TO FUCK AN EMOTIONAL BITCH
A BITCH WHICH NEAR LEVEL OF SUICIDEā€¦ I WANT TO BE MENTALLY SO FUCKED UP THAT WHILE I FUCK HERā€¦ SHE TO START CUTTING WRIST
FUCKING AEOUND WITH VEINS
I LOVE THAT
THATā€™S AN INVESTMENT
THATā€™S WHAT I WANT IN SEX AS MUCH HIGH INVESTMENT AS POSSIBLEā€¦


I want a bitch which acknowledges her problemsā€¦ itā€™s lovely scenarioā€¦ to say

ā€œI HAD AN AFFAIRS, MY LIFE SUCKSā€¦ ā€

I WANT TO FUCK THAT SHIT

WHATā€™S WITH COUPLES AND PUBLIC FUCKINGā€¦ KISSING AND UNAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING

ā€œI WANTā€¦ I CAN?ā€
ā€œI WILLā€¦ I AM GOING TO?ā€



Is this the shit?
Always got a problem, what I can sat say society fuctions on problems fundamentsā€¦ Which start to make me think that the the bitch which was near me in the metroā€¦ WAS TYPICAL DYSFUCTIONAL WHORES


WHAT ARE WHORESā€¦ PROSTITUTES AND DANCERS?

All got one deep fundamental problemā€¦ they are comming not from healthy household, dysfuctional parents!


AND THEY DONā€™T GET ENOUGH

Nothing more than edgyā€¦ almost on the moment to kill ā€œherselfā€ girlā€¦over emotional whoreā€¦


I WANT TO FUCK THAT SHIT
IT MAKES ME TO FEEL THAT

ā€œI FUCK MY PROBLEMSā€



Your mom sick rigid bitch, thatā€™s the definion about your mommyā€¦

MAN FUCK YOUR PARENTS
IF YOU ARE TODAY HERE AS CROWDā€¦ PROBABLY YOU PARENTS FUCK YOU OVER AS MUCH THAT YOUR GENES ARE GOIMG TO VE WIPED OUT
NATURAL SELECTION
IF YOU ARE ON THE STAGE TODAY
MAN YOU ARE IN PAINā€¦


Most comedians are expressiveā€¦ show off as for meā€¦ I AM FUCKING DEAD INSIDE
REALLY
ANGER IS SUITABLE FOR BULGARIA

THE WHOLE STAND POINT IS NEUTRALā€¦ THIS SOUND LIKE A SUITABLE IDEA

When I see happy couplesā€¦ happy people I WANT TO KILL THOSE FOLKSā€¦ THIS KINDA SUMS UP THE WHOLE AUDIENCE IN MASS SHOOTING

JOKE ON ME
MY TURN
YOUR MOM IS AN EFFECTIVE COCK SUCKER
NOT A SMOKER
BUT A SUCKER

Comedy: Advice

By DeYtH Banger


Shut the fuck upā€¦ sums pretty clear everythingā€¦ silence wins everything.

People say always shitā€¦ they shit others
ā€¦. And now we got delusionsā€¦ believing in higher beingsā€¦



GROW THE FUCK UP
DIDNā€™T YOU ALREADY HAD IMAGINARY FRIENDS
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER
DIDNā€™T YOU GOT THOSE FUCKS
THE INVISIBLE FUCKER CAN HELP
YUP



ā€œGod grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change, the courage to change the things we can, and the wisdom to know the difference.ā€


Wisdom?
Delusion!
Grow the fuck upā€¦ come onā€¦ drugsā€¦ alcohol go get itā€¦ feed the fuckā€¦ go feed yourself. Didnā€™t worry you are classical dysfuctional being ..  LOOK FORWARD TO IT



Some people ask me ā€œhow to get a girl?ā€ Or even ā€œHow do you get a girl?ā€

1) Donā€™t be Rude
2) Do not ask for permission, hate this
3) Take control of situation, dominate herā€¦ but do not be rapist


Guess what I AM THINKING OF FUCKING MY HAND ITā€™S MUCH EASIER IT HAS LESS STANDARDS AND I CAN USE BOTH OF HANDS AS MUCH AS I DARE




4) Be friendlyā€¦ but not too friendly
5) Ask for her opinionā€¦ be honest as for what you think but never fuck around with something she likes
6) Tease herā€¦ fuck around with herā€¦ but not too much

Are you thinking about fucking your other hand ā€¦ it nakes shapesā€¦ it can be

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