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outside your insecurity levels
Snd fuck that
I am the guy who will screw you overā€¦ NO FUNā€¦ NO FUCK FOR YOU

Intellect ruin usā€¦ I FULLY FISAGREE WITH THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT ā€œTRY GO OUT SIMPLEā€¦ā€ BE ā€œGo to basicā€
Languageā€¦ is the barrier of complexityā€¦ the moment intellect and be intellectual was born thatā€™s the moment we went total full on screw on level.

I am going to sign in as presidentā€¦ I AM GOING TO LEGALIZE DRUGSā€¦ NAINLY BECAUSE OF INTELLECTUAL STAND POINT

ALL PEOPLE WHO TAKE DRUGS DIEā€¦ PEOPLE WHO DONā€™T TAKE ARE GOOD TO LIVEā€¦ Comedy: Zuper

 By DeYtH Banger


I got a girlfriendā€¦ yeahā€¦ yeahā€¦ donā€™t clapā€¦ or laughā€¦ no reaction!


PLEASE
EXCUSE ME FOR ANYTHING FURTHER WHICH COULD HAPPEN

YOUR MOM WAS FUCKED SHE WAS NOT VIRGIN THIS IS A FACT

IF MOM GOT BLOOD BELOW THE SHEETS AFTER SHE WAKES UP SHE IS A DIRTY MEXICAN CLEANERā€¦ SHE CLEANS THE BODIES


Itā€™s bit rawā€¦ like your fatherā€™s sweaty, hairy ballā€™s but who is askin?
Who is saying!

Sorry folks but stuff donā€™t go greatā€¦. I LOSE MOJOā€¦ MOTTO MOTIVATION AND WHOLE FUCKING SET WITH MY GIRLFRIEND
SHE DRIES ME OUT
SHE IS A CREEP
SHE JOKES ABOUT HER DEAD FATHER
HERE IS SPECIAL OUTCOME BITCH

YOUR MOM IS ALIVE AND IS CLEARLY U FUCKABLE FUCK




I am planning to leaveā€¦ to skipā€¦ to stopā€¦ to cleanā€¦ cancelā€¦ the whole fucking relationshipā€¦ I just hate it.. I found out that I AM GOING TO BE OUT WITH A FREAK
OKAY
THIS IS TOO MUCH
I GONNA GET LOST WITH DATA
THATā€™S WHAT PEOPLE SAY
I GO IN FULL ON HELL HOLE

I just had a chance to make few of my shows at the moviesā€¦ TV showsā€¦ adsā€¦ I DID ITā€¦ FREE
IT WAS GREAT ADVERTISEMENT
PLUS
I DONā€™T GIVE A FUCK IS THE JOKE FOR ME OR ON ME

HERE IS THE END STORY
YOU NEED OXYGEN TANK
I AM THINKING ABOUT DRINKING AND DRUGS?
WHY?
CLEARLY DIFFERENCES
AND PRETTY ADAPTABLE FUCK I AM
Your father created you by putting the UIOā€¦ - UNKNOWN INSIDE OBJECT IN YOUR MOMS VAGINA
HE DID ITā€¦ PRETTY PATHETICā€¦
BUT HE DEFINETLY LEFT YOUR MOM WHY?
HE IS COWARD!



My father
This guy is buried fuckā€¦ fuck around with this gay guyā€¦ gay jokesā€¦ gay fucks we got bunch of themā€¦ the whole army is homosexual.
But still blue copsā€¦ whatā€™s wrong with those guysā€¦
YOUR LIFE SUCKS
SUCK IT UP
SUCK IT UP

THE BEST ADVICE ON THE MARKET

Comedy: Life

 By DeYtH Banger


Life sucksā€¦ come on grow upā€¦ stop solving problemsā€¦ stop with imaginary friendsā€¦

GOD DOES NOT EXIST
OKAY?

BLATTERED
DIGIT FUCK



Itā€™s total segment, I lost hope in societyā€¦ expectationsā€¦ pure charm levels of dussapointement.
I wasted my life on watching porn and never getting enough

And I just described almost the 30-40% of societyā€¦ greedy saintsā€¦ selfish fuckers
Liars
If you give your trust to someone you are going to get liesā€¦ you are going to get target be lied to you.
Thatā€™s what all about Bulgaria isā€¦
Grab your bags
And buckle up ā€¦ now than somewhereā€¦ later along the future.
Facebook is like my lifeā€¦ the way I act and deal in lifeā€¦ but much muchā€¦ much more saferā€¦

Somebody is badā€¦
Ignore him
- Pressure
Fucked up
Whole day
Too much suicidal
In the end ā€¦. he ends up killing himselfā€¦

Somebody is offending and offensiveā€¦ block himā€¦ or block his messages..
Somebody you donā€™t want you to pass the next Genesā€¦
Like his shitā€¦
Like his posts and ignore his messages
Do it often
Itā€™s awful





I hate so much screw up people and clean up people from addictionā€¦ it just loses all my Hopeā€™s in myselfā€¦

ALWAYS SOMEBODY ELSE
NOT ME..

..

Facebook is for introvert becoming extrovertā€¦

My cousin says: ā€œWe all are introverts and extrovertsā€¦ā€

You need to grab and suck my dick and your hopes to die while your whole life degredates ā€¦ BE GLOODED WITH HOLY DESPAIR




ā€œBelieve in Godā€

- Another bullshitā€¦ Muslims suckā€¦ Buddhist go with piece and Christian Godā€¦ I GET HIS IDEA
WE GOT HOLY FUCK IDOLS
HITLER
HE WANTED TO DESTROY THE HEWS
I GET HIS IDEA
THEY ARE AWFUL
SMALL HAT ON THEIR HEAD

Oh come onā€¦ grow pair of ballsā€¦ grow the fuck upā€¦
What next dolls games?



I just started reading crime shit on one app just to keep my sanity point.
Sylvia itā€™s vomit with hot dogā€¦ her mom forces her to eat diaper contentā€¦ and 5 cents tax for abusing and just keep it lightheart that Sylvia is masturbating in front of her family with coca cola bottle.

Oh God this shit is somebodyā€™s ā€œhard onā€ for the night.

Gertrude said ā€œI had to teach this girl a lesson..ā€

We are talking about Sylvia and she Is dead.


ā€œYou are in Painā€

- No need to acknowledge it you piece of worthless trash.



ā€œStop doing thatā€¦ā€

- Who the hell are youā€¦?



ā€œYou are always like thatā€¦ā€

- Nope statistically you are wrongā€¦ your parents are deeply disappointed from you, thatā€™s why you pin shit on othersā€¦



ā€œCars..ā€

- Whatā€™s with main goal and main targetā€¦ ā€œGo get a carā€ā€¦ fuck off
.. . I am not buying a bombā€¦ I am not buying mental box.

Comedy: Blatter

 By DeYtH Banger


I just found out that I am attention seeking fuckā€¦ I ALWAYS NEED
ATTENTION
VALIDATION



LIKE MY MOMā€¦
THIS BITCH IS FULL ON THE LINE
ā€œMy husband is deadā€¦ I am free come over and fuck meā€¦ But keep in mind I am desperate, not seriousā€¦ I GOT A KIDā€



I hate itā€¦ when homos start fucking aroundā€¦ I WANT TO KILL ā€˜EM ALL
WHICH REMINDS ME FOR MY PARENTSā€¦ ALWAYS GOING WITH ā€œKIDDOā€ AND ā€œKIDā€




I want to stab those low stockā€¦ fucks.

Policemen are the most horribleā€¦ awful group of people .. obe of them is okayā€¦ bunch of them is chaosā€¦ is holy grail stolen out of those nasty tv shows with corrupted copsā€¦

We got good cop
We got arrogant cop
We got bad cop
We got corrupted cop
We got neutral cop
We got rage cop
We got aggressive cop




WHOA GUYS, have you thought about going to bedā€¦ and go to sleepā€¦ come onā€¦ I PLAYED ONCE A PERSONA IN THE ENDā€¦ I NEED TO DEAL WITH THE SELF-HATRED AND SELF-GUILT SHIT.




Shame does not exist in my dictionary, often when I wake upā€¦ I HOPE IS MY LAST DAYā€¦ I HOPE I FALL SOMEWHEREā€¦ SOMEHOW AND DIE




ā€œPraying on kneesā€¦ā€



- Come on guysā€¦ have some prideā€¦ come onā€¦ really getting in your knees for invisible force?
We need to lock up those fuckersā€¦ unstable society creatures.

Whoaā€¦ too largeā€¦ too big shitā€¦ I am jaded as a person and persona... I CANā€™T DEAL WITH RELATIONSHIPSā€¦ and getting free sexā€¦ IT JUST TOO TOXIC




ALWAYS TESTING AKA SHIT TEST
ALWAYS YOU NEED TO BE CAREFULā€¦ WHAT YOU ā€¦ HOW YOU SAY IT ..

IT JUST AWFULā€¦ FUCKING AWFUL
I gave a chance too free sexā€¦ I AM TOTALLY UNSTABLEā€¦





I hate it when girls and women make it the moment sexyā€¦ they touch themselvesā€¦ they put on make upā€¦ they look you in a sexy wayā€¦



ā€œUEHGā€¦ HELLO ā€¦ EXCUSE MEā€¦ PERVERT ON THE BOARD IS HEREā€¦ā€

So hiā€¦ helloā€¦ good morningā€¦ good evening and good nightā€¦ I am a sex addictā€¦ alcoholic family and friendsā€¦ definently broad up out of a dysfunctional family, facebook and as overall social media addictedā€¦

Okay folks, later on you gonna hate meā€¦ a lotā€¦ but whatever ..today I am here to take your jobsā€¦ careerā€¦ Itā€™s my main goalā€¦ itā€™s survival benefactor.

So far as near as your fucking desperate whore momā€¦




People say ā€œGreat setā€.. ā€œIt was greatā€... then they leave the holy fucking thingā€¦ no more repliesā€¦ no more like thatā€¦ IT WAS LIKE WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE SCENE

SAY IT FEW TIMES
AND NO MORE

AFTER SUCH COMMENTS
I WANT TO DRAIN THE FUCKING BLOOD OUT OF MEā€¦ BECAUSEā€¦ I FEEL GUILTā€¦ I FEEL INNER GUILTā€¦ I FEEL HOLY GRAIL GUILT
I FEEL THE NEED TO SAY ITā€¦ TO SHARE IT TO OTHER PEOPLEā€¦
TO DO SOME STUFF




I got a girlfriendā€¦ donā€™t want you to clapā€¦ you are just wasting your timeā€¦ clapping is self-sacrifice processā€¦ no thinkā€¦ no thoughtā€¦ bashingā€¦ hitting the one hand with the otherā€¦ WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING TYPE IF INTELLIGENCE IS THAT?
Tell me?
Be honest about it?

At least with me..
I donā€™t care about your sinsā€¦ BECAUSE I AM ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL




God is always aroundā€¦ right now I feel likeā€¦ I am wasting my lifeā€¦ I feel depressā€¦ sadā€¦ I see my momā€¦ I WANT TO TO STOP HER FUCKING PULSE
TO SHOOT THIS FUCKING PIG AND FINUSH IT ALL
MY GIRLFRIEND IS HORRIBLE
I NEED TO KEEP IN MIND WHAT I SAY
WHAT SHE SAYS
I NEED TO REMEMBER SHIT
THEN MOST CASES FRIENDS TURN SHIT ON ME


OH YOU DONā€™T REMEMBER
OH YOU FUCKING DONā€™T REMEMBER

OH WHATā€™S THAT?
GOD TEST TOO SEE AM I S CAPABLE HUMAN BEING?
FUCK THAT?
FUCK YOU?
I WANT PEACEā€¦ LOVE
BUT I READ THE BIBLE AND ALL ABOUT IS OBENDIEnCE AND OWNING MY ASSā€¦
THIS is not loveā€¦ not exactly the kinda love I need.

God always goes with
ā€œNot enoughā€,ā€œNot enoughā€,ā€œNot enoughā€,ā€œNot enoughā€,ā€¦ and then full narrow go masturbateā€¦ go watch pornā€¦ go sober upā€¦ go sad
Be depress
OH COME ON
I WANT TO CHILL


I feel always need to return favors like my fucking whiny bitchy mindā€¦ this is not funnyā€¦ not exactly type of fun

Comedy: If My Mom Hates meā€¦ Itā€™s Great

 By DeYtH Banger


I am at least doing something in my lifeā€¦ if somebody hates me. If somebody gives ā€œI am busyā€¦ā€ when you call him/herā€¦ fuck around with this shitā€¦ donā€™t take it seriouslyā€¦ where do we draw the line?




Bible speaks in metaphorsā€¦ some kinda deep mented fuck is giving me advice about life with which most I can clean my assā€¦ AFTER I SOBER UP



People say we need new politicianā€¦ no we donā€™tā€¦ WHAT YOU

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