Jokes From C (BJ's Life #4) - DeYtH Banger (free e books to read online txt) 📗

Look in the mirror and do your job.


It’s better than a 3-rd person game or a movie which makes no sense.. . First that… then that…






OH GOD WITH THIS TWISTS
PLOT HOLES
SUPRISES
MYSTERIES

ALL THIS CRAPPY SHIT..  DON’T YOU SEE
YOU WASTE MY PRECIOUS TIME… ALL EPISODES END IN SUCH WAY THAT IT MAKES THE VIEWER TO BE CURIOUS…

BUT NOTHING IS REALLY GOING ON




I like energy drinks manly because it says to my brain “stop”. It helps a lot of.. . If you are  maniac in thinking… bipolar… depressive such thing like “stop” it helps a lot of. It doesn’t help with all the shit in life… but it helps with the inner life..   Energy drinks create the illusion that you are exercising.




- As for beginners

1 drink for a day 
(Then go and do other BULLSHIT activities.. . No need for running.. jumping… jump Jack’s.. . Ducks… dips… push pull… push ups…)



- As for intermediate

2-3 drinks for a day
(Here we are talking not about a bullshitter… but an exercise in the frame of 2 hours at least… begginers… swipe it off… intermediate are trying after all… Exercise of 2 hours costs a full package of damage also known as 2-3 energy drinks.. .)



- As For Advance

5-6 drinks for a day 
(We are talking about Energy Drinks)
(Advance people need more and more… energy drinks.. . )




GOD IS INNER FUCK
GOD HAS A INNER GAME





Look you little fuck… “my” SEMEN came in your mom’s vagina it was “sexless"… no gender… and with time it took the shape. Humans are just mutations… semantic mutations…




O… I… Gonna explain you some shit that I got in my pocket lines about "How to open a girl?"… it doesn’t mean that I gonna get any far in life..  It was personal success.. . Until she caught me… the
fucking cashier… with BULLSHIT lines… as for how smart she is.. what she says..  and what she wants.



BUT FUCK YOU
YOU ARE NOT SUCESSFUL
SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE.. .
AKA
WOMEN
GET FUCKED BY THEIR UNCLE
AS FOR LOSERS LIKE ME… WE GET THE CHANCE TO BE TOTALLY FUCKED BY GOD.. . THIS US THE BIG BOSS… THE BIG DEAL




You say something but it’s empty as a hole in a concrete… Just go and steal material… just do it…at least you going somewhere… it just doesn’t make sense what you gonna say.. other order… other words… same sentences… it doesn’t matter.. . When the bell rings.. . 20… or 50… or 70… years old… it just doesn’t matter… your body  goes into a grave into a casket… so be sure to have the budged for this last private party. Comedy: Basic Hatred

 By DeYtH Banger


I hate books there are pleny on the market, if your mission is to be busy with books… you got… you got fucking that… most authors are dead, others are dying right now, other right soon and the last category Are alive and dumb.



We live in society in which if you don’t have filters for B.S.




LIFE FUCKS YOU FROM THE MOUTH
UP TO THE ASS




I always think about suicide and dieing and killing myself, it’s a lovely concept let’s face it… peace… no diversity… no adversaries, no life with less purpose… Life is a soul… If we need to define life we need to define it by soul, but not all problems are going to get solved.

Sometimes you just fail in life “No the best movie”, “No the best material”, “No the best day”, “Not the best idea"… reason.. flow in your head from basically less replies in social media we end up up to calls which were total failure in voice.



OH GOD THOSE
AWKWARD CALLS
SO MUCH PREPARATION
…

AND FOR NOTHING?

MY NIGGA IS A FIGHTER
MY NIGGA IS A FUCKING FIGHTER




Let me get you straight… complaining is a way of the lazy loser.
Always talking about results… nothing we really got here… just fucking fake person.




It’s basic hatred if your mom shouts while yoy sleep.
It’s basic hatred if you don’t succeed in life… just get it… God doesn’t love you… nothing decimal or ironical or proctorical… practice…. Slice it…. Dice it… Ice it. The last sentence sounds like so far I am very dumb human being.. . I  don’t need protocols to proof it… no need for that… evidence are sloppy.



Knowledge is another way of saying "You are free"… but let’s focus on the stuff like the bible "God have us freedom"… now focus on the people who took it and let’s not forget it… no cum… no fun… you rummy ASSHOLE … let’s go to the people who saved us… it’s  irony we playing with dice… rocks and always doing that… is it life all about endless game.

Comedy: Cutting

 By DeYtH Banger


Yup, I want to slash and bash this dog first of all it’s person of interest… and second of all this are the all types of motives. Let me tell you something.. I was out with friends “Have Fun"… but have in mind… don’t be brutal with words, too critical… be nice… don’t go deep… don’t try to self-amuse yourself, filter yourself…



And yeah I did it… now I am stuck.. like a crancky crappy idiot, it’s not about the "Hi” introduction thing, the reason that people beat me up, I am less motivated… but speech stuck. I finished the book “Crucial Conversations"…, I call this book "If you want drama… knock on the door…” type of book.



The truth is that I just didn’t knew what say… Just didn’t know… too far… not too far… is it valuable.. . Is there any value giving and contributing? Am I doing it right.. . Right now? Should I?
Tomorrow?



This was in my head… it was a procrastination for sure… maniac over thinking and negative loops is the recipe for disaster. I am going to lose the fancy accent and the words.



IT JUST FUCKS ME OVER MY EMAIL IS FULL OF BULLSHIT
MY LIFE SUCKS
THE PORN WHICH I WATCH IS SCREWING MY MIND






Now we are talking about effectiveness… Oh god… shadowy downward spiral fucks.. . If you need to remember in all this talk it’s ABC Rule - Always Be Closing and Of course challenge



P = A = W - Which Stands for Performance = Ability = Worth… and this is the fucking reason we procrastinate, think about it. The whole thing is kinda cutting edge discovery.



- Feeding children in restaurant with breast milk is natural so is and sucking my cock.


- If you start getting offended… and even get a fragile mindsets… and mind… probably you need to go over the rules about free speech.. .. freedom of speech.




- I know about give and take value… No need for Proctor visualization shit, Sharma  mental masturbation theory and let’s not forget our best friend Law of Attraction…

So far visualization works like sticking a dildo in your ass.. it just never happens.




Julien - Porn Addict
Tyler - Ginger bitch
Max - Poop guy





Life is harsh and not fair… just to beat few odds in this sick game we need to try to cut deals with shady FUCKS. Oh Larry.. Oh Larry King… I feel sorry about your SHITTY delusional shows … your self-depicating humour has put you in position “Low Status"… not far from porn addicted…




VICTIM MENTALITY
POOP PROBATION
MASTURBATING ASSHOLES
CONSUMING HOLIDAYS




Advice for young Comedians… get a life and start bragging about it… comedy isn’t hard as it seems and I am sure that with this thought and statement..
I ruined few lifes…


I know that now you gonna be dissapointed, but let’s face it your mother deserve the whole credit for this shit… she got a pipe inserted in her vagina and it counts as normal sex… if you start putting pipes in your ass it’s called homo…




PUT THIS DOWN




Prostitute: Oh God paying for sex… is it my fault that I have got pipe and explicit images make pipe enlargment and it hurts…

So now science says: Sex is healthy, Economy says: If it healthy we need to double the budged of this income comming…


So being poor means staying virgin?



LIFE SUCKS

Comedy: Too Far

By DeYtH Banger


Yo… yes… we went to far, If I was you… I was going to cut my veins or let’s say kill myself… see it as self-expression. I don’t care where you live, how you live and why you live just get a dildo right in your ass and the income is going to be doubled.

Think about it, After all I am listening to Bob Proctor… if you want something visualize it… if you want it go better… just do it… go and get this fuckin g black dick in your mouth. I am sick of you idiots


- I-Phone
-  I-Tab
- I-Pad
And
- I-FUCK


Just say what you think… it’s not hard!

“I am your bitch,…kinda… just kinda… after all you pay me and now I am supposed to share knowledge…” - Tyler said that… so far good… but not enough. Sorry for being cruel your life goes under this denonimator… life is not fair that’s what my new friends said, old friends said life sucks.…


Unfortunately, I have the syndrome of avoidend disorder… I just lose people and avoid people… so far I see my new friends once a month or once in two months and my old friends I lost them along the lines.


JUST BEND OVER
BITCH
MONEY IS COMMING
JUST BEND OVER
DUCK
AND TIME TO GET YOUR
PRICE
PAY
AND
MONEY



I like the idea of fast domination, but still with this sperm coming from the place where piss comes… it fucking bothers me… it’s like horror movie with slime.

Facebook has a deficit in reply… what’s the deal with waiting…






INVITE THEM
INVITE NEW PEOPLE OUT
INVITE NEW FRIENDS OUT

…

Oh god.. Oh you disgusting prick… what should I invite… What?

I did that… no results whatsoover… does this sound like covert narcissist…




I HATE THE WHOLE DEAL WITH AUTO CORRECT WORDS


SO JUNKIES… COFFIN… ANY GOT A COFFIN… TO BURRY ME… FUCK MY WISHES… SLAY ME AND RAPE MY DREAMS?

ANY PEOPLE READY FOR SUCH TYPE OF COMMITMENT?






Oh god professors… just give them one hand job..  or few …  they look like