Jokes From C (BJ's Life #4) - DeYtH Banger (free e books to read online txt) 📗

they need it.

Let’s remember one thing from this whole story and this whole day… feelings are expressed throw methaphors. Think about it, give a thought… probably today is the day in which person like me changed you…







DEAR BURN VICTIM

Bulgarian jokes? And my opinion on this topic?






BURY ME ALIVE

Your sense of humor?
How about trying a new skill, how this sounds to you fucker





For example:

1) Vommit
2) Kill Yourself
3) 1 and 2 + Do It Right once and for all


Your jokes? Your nation songs?
One thing, try to choke on my dick





My size… how much I am taller?
- Oh god… a 1000 fucker on bright early day trying to impress with old school mental capacity….RETARD

Who is egoistic?
My father… he turn his gun into himself…
That’s a bare excuse of egoism





My mom is my bitch, so far for 19 years she has been the first and last woman which has seen my dick and my dick has been in…
My record is 9 months…as for now I can tell you one thing I have poor communication skills.

9 Months is the most longest relationship I have ever had and let’s not forget we slept together… Comedy: Awkward

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So yeah… “Hi"… now give me your hand let’s shake it… now time for introduction… overall chat… contact… special preposition chat and yeah I kinda got it… it wasn’t near 30 days it was in the middle it’s not my fault that I can’t do it… I just can’t I don’t get sad people… I just can’t feel their emotions… doesn’t mean I hate them and I want to fuck with them… I just don’t get them.


It’s bit difficult to cry… as for me… my eyes are on fire


On Fire
On Fire
Bon  Fire


So you want to know about comedy?
How to get here… become a miserable arrogant prick and the other stuff are easy… just arrogance.. . Rude and cruelty to strangers and to others is the most difficult part. The whole idea is to flash you with a knock out and to stand up and be ready for more…


SO FAR WE LIVE IN A CENTURIES IN WHICH HUMANS HAVE BECOME SOCIAL CONDINATED… IT’S NOT EASY TO GET OUT OF THIS CYCLE


Your mom wants you there
- Obey the law
- Obey the rules
- Obey to victim MENTALITY

Your grand parents
- Obey being less signifficant
- Be Miserable
- Hate Yourself
- Judge yourself


Police and Goverment
- We gonna punish you if you go too far


So far we can conclude that if you go too far like too much expressing… too much sharing… too much going in places where you aren’t supposed… in the end life is going to screw you over. We are not talking about a Jeffery Deaver novel whose novels which I have read… kinda were one… up to 4 scenes and this rolling up to the 400 pages up to 500 pages. As for such equation… I call it boredom


AS FOR NOW
DEAR VAGINAL FUCKER
PIPES IN THE HOLE
EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS EXPRESSED THROW METHAPHORS


SEMEN is like alien… slime.. . It’s so weird..  creating kids… fucking people and still how do you differentiate RAPE from normal sex… both have end goals fucking… but still fucking others doesn’t it mean… fucking over others or more less… screwing over others.


GIVE A THOUGHT
MINDLESS CHIT CHATTER
TYPICAL CHICK COMEDY
DIG MY DICK..
SWALLOW THE WHOLE CUM
HAVE FUN


Wipe out whole cevilization… this was said from Lenny Bruce… just kinda it was more likely "I have been jerking off so much that whole civilization… I have had on my chest.” - Something like that… wipe out…


I AM WRONG

But you are right
.. go right… then open mouth and yes say this

“You are my daddy.”


Suck this dick.. .  It makes your life worth for while. I love the whole idea of prostitutes… screw over kids get a chance to lose virginity…


HOW AWESOME IS THAT?



WOSSIE
WOSSIE

Comedy: Pressure

 By DeYtH Banger






I CALL IT PRESSURE

When you have the feeling and the need to satisfy others, when you need to check your emails.

I CALL IT PRESSURE

I CALL IT PRESSURE





When you start reading messages, When you get depressed, When you start fucking with reward system.


I CALL IT PRESSURE


It’s like a gorilla on dopamine….. social media fucks productivity, creativity. Nothing much accomplished from a slave like you… prick like you needs to dig a hole in the ground.



JOURNALING
START GAGING ON DICKS…

MOMA GONNA LOVE IT




No… no… no… no… no… It’s not males fault that women are born with bunch of holes and society has build up some kinda insane image for all males, starting from poor society up to average people up to rich. So rich kinda get everything… average get too far and get a chance to pay until they die… and poor people luxury… no nothing… so who are the FUCKS which we need to blame?





SOCIETY
FOR GOD SAKE



Poor people rape… it’s not rich… but poor people… with consumer mindset and nothing really going on in day to day life, daily bases. Women get clothes… fashion has got it’s own way of flashing shit on the market and in the end we see news with RAPE.. .. Fashion is the new RAPE category!


If you are Robin Hood, make sure to choke yourself on on big black dick, because such images are profusely screw up. Your mother is s failure!


Ding… dong.. .




Oh god I really don’t give a fuck… what type of coach are you, what you do for living, how you do it, where you do it… what are you… I just don’t give a fuck… I would send a fuck to your mom… that’s how I can differentiate my level of caring capacity. Still.. I am not a Retard, I am not anti social..
I am anti-semantic!





I just read that meditation sometimes make people to kill themself.. . They have went so far levels in this game of life… that it’s time to finish…




If you religious here is the explanation:

- God wants… that’s the way of God saying… no longer in use down there… come up here.




If you are atheist
- No explanation…

As for now keep on Porn and don’t worry caveman are no near to your level of capacity with women, you have seen more women than one fucking caveman in his whole life.


I have premature ejaculation problem…



BUT STILL WHY PEOPLE DON’T CREATE ELECTIONS ABOUT WHO NEXT TO FUCK


….

BENIFITS
LESS PRESSURE
LESS BULLSHIT
LESS HATRED
LESS MADNESS
ECONOMY IS GOING TO BE CHANGED ONCE AND FOR ALL


…

Starting from taking shower up to watching TV Show, movie.. . TV Reality Show, film… eating… pooping… listening to music, drive a car, ride  a bike, reading a book, being in social media, talking to friends, to strangers, to relatives, family… brushing teeth, walking, being passenger everything on this here list is waste of essence of your precious time.



ERROR
BASIC
IMPROV
HATRED

Comedy: Fear

 By DeYtH Banger





I am not a writer… a novelist… I just tell stuff and share. I like data and information!




SO NICE MAKE UP
I WANNA RAPE YOUR LIPS


It’s too rude?
It’s  too cruel?

Okay, I don’t give a fuck… the less I give the less my dick gets erected.


I hate this erection in my pants.. It makes me look like some kinda fuck up.. screw up kid…




OH GOD…
OH GOD





Slice and cut your veins and then talk about approach anxiety… the whole process is a very anxious road.


As most people say “Okay..okay..
Okay.. okay… okay”

This here is the average class… this here explains the big problem… nothing really “okay"… if it was you won’t be right now… really right now at this level in which you are.





Let me see your eyes… let me do that
Oh god… future still waits in the corner to RAPE you

You want some news…
I am not a news men but here is something juicy…





STOP SCREWING UP YOUR DAY
SELF-CENTERED FUCK


Motivated by fear, oh dear go suck somebody’s dick… non approval action.

Motivated by positivity thoughts, something is wrong with you… something is fucking wrong with you… as a child you were getting too much milk.

Let me remind you are tomorrow my guest… you are comming coming in my home.





IT MEANS THAT AS FOR YOUR TOMORROW DAY… I OWN YOU.. I OWN YOUR FACE… BODY… ASS… I FUCKING OWN YOU



Oh dear, people running… doing street running oh my God.. . It’s sure that the last word used from day to day life up to sex life and it continues… but best this sin I am pretty early for this job.

I just don’t get why people try to escape reality… reality is reality… it’s right now moment it doesn’t matter

"A good night’s sleep is vital for everyhuman being to survive. Given that anaverage a person sleeps for 8 hours in a day, that means that an average person will sleep for 229,961 hours in their lifetime or basically one third of their life.”



“Checking social media was one of the most popular means ofprocrastination. Not doing things is one of the things we do most often, according to a new study, which found that Britons spend on average 11 hours a week putting things off. This amounts to 24 days of procrastinationa year.”

The fucking facts are spining around… like it or not your whole life almost been wasted for insane numbers of elderly people, young people have energy they waste it… old people don’t have energy so they are kinda on the o'clock.




They hate me..… they are huge fans of me… they are arrogant towards me… they misbehave..




OKAY WHATEVER…
BUT AT LEAST I HAVE A LIFE AND THIS DOESN’T MAKE THE CHECKLIST IN YOUR BOOK THAT YOU ARE ANY NEAR TO THIS FACT


WHAT’S WITH THE NUDITY… AND NAKED AND ALL THIS BAD RAPE SHIT


WE GOT YOUR POINT YOU DON’T HAVE A LIFE SO TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF YOURSELF YOU START TALKING ABOUT OTHERS AND MAKE THEIR MISTAKES SO BAD THAT YOUR ENDGAME EXPERIENCE IS TO BE HAPPY…


IT’S TOTAL CHECKMATE




I don’t get it, I have seen hugging, kissing couples, gays, lesbians, friends, family, strangers, touching, physical escalation, theory fucks,  drug