Jokes From C (BJ's Life #4) - DeYtH Banger (free e books to read online txt) 📗

for a alpha male sign.



OH YO
HIGHT FORM OF TRASH


OH YO
I HAVE A NEW HOBBY DON’T JUDGE, DON’T ASSUME  THAT’S DISGUSTING

I LIKE WATCHING ALPHA FUCKING
IT’S PRETTY GOOD BEHAVIOR FOR SELF-NURTURING MYSELF Comedy: Yo

 By DeYtH Banger





Hey fuckface, do you see any symbols or signs of me giving a shit about  you.. suicide is great it’s the average way of cleaning the street, drug overdose the rich desparate way and sudden death.. time has come… yeah.… yeah the boring fucks come here.





I PREACH SELF-BLAME



So start with blaming yoursef about everything… the more guilty the more healthy and productive life you get in your jacket hole.





IF YOU HAVE GOT GIRLFRIEND



Which works in police as police officer or in the nationational security… there two cases



1) You are a rapist
2) Something is wrong with your bondage fantasies…




LEAVE HER… HIM AWAY AFTER ALL WE ARE TALKING ABOUT SOCIAL JUSTICE





Justin Bieber is not bad think twice before you shit abd eat because Jesys is comming




FUCK BIBLE
FUCK YOUR PARENTS
FUCK YOUR MOM
FUCK YOUR CHILDREN
FUCK YOUR FRIENDS


AND

FUCK YOU




Oh yeah the last one is hard to do…

“Fuck Me"… we are totally in the "ego” moment!


To be honest I don’t have your problem… your morning problem with facing mirror reality… looks… and skin colour and accent and dress… I DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM… BUT IF YOU GOT PROBLEM WITH SELF-ESTEEM PROBABLY THE DIAGNOSE IS


YOU ARE A FUCKING LITTLE UGLY WHINNY BITCH

JUST GROW UP!





The best thoughts are about “killing” and “suicide”. First let’s clean it up… 1) If you kill somebody here in the other world he/she is going to be your servant…
2) If you kill yourself you are practicing self-control techniques and methods and also death sounds very motivating for people who just can’t fit society…


WE GOT A WORD ON THIS
IT’S “GET A LIFE!” … “START LIVING”


OKAY I AM TRYING TO SEE MYSELF POSITIVE WAY AND BE A POSITIVE PERSON SO FAR I SEE MYSELF AS A CHILD MOLESTOR…




It’s natural for humans to get stuff in life, to get in trouble, problems, get into…




WHY FOR GOD SAKE DON’T START DO STUFF…

TRY DOING STUFF… NOT GETTING… BUT DOING…


WITH GET YOU LOSE VALUE ALONG THE  WAY… WITH DOING… YOU START BEING FOLLOWED BY VALUE


IF YOU ARE REALLY SOME KINDA EXPERT
BODY OR WHATEVER EXPERT…

OKAY
…
OKAY

NO NEED TO EXPLAIN I READ VERY WELL YOUR MOUTH AND FACIAL EXPRESSIONS… TODAY IS MY DAY… NOT YOURS BUT MY DAY… AND STILL LET’S GO BACK LITTLE


DO YOU READ “IDIOT” SOMEWHERE AROUND, NEAR AND ON ME?




Stop with the crappy stories

1) Most of the story could go in less detail
2) You are wasting my time
3) Give more gushy and mushy feelings
4) More blood, killings


Really… really “Thanks Giving”, who tha fuck does create such type of holidays…
If we gonna play a game of “create a holiday"… here is my list.


1) Day Of Prositutes
2) Whores Day
3) Suck My Dick
4) I don’t Give A Fuck

And

5) You have fragile mind


- The fun thing about the whole thing is that I am going to skip explaination!


I got a new occupation, it’s child molester!

If you want to be on the edge of orgasm, leadn arabian language.Yes, yes tough bitches that’s my dream wife, I want to have a tough bitch.. I will schedule it… Nowadays we schedule stuff starting from what to eat next up to, what to read next, what to do watch next, do and the list goes on and on. We schedule stuff… that’s life… wanna to have a new life… an exciting life reschedule your life… watch some positive motivational videos, read positive thoughts and quotes and let’s not forget about positive loops.





We all need motivation… we are suckers of value, people want to share culture… here is tip for the sharing…





SUCK MY DICK

IS THIS IMPRESSIVE?




Come on… come on "Don’t worry"… I don’t have this as a plan in my day to day life to have to "worry"… it just happens… It’s not about forcing or getting there it just happens… stuff happen… no explanation… no exit. As they say we "live in the Matrix” and as far Mr. Schumer has went thus who idea is false!


GOOD NIGHT

Comedy: Okay… Right?

 By DeYtH Banger


Sitting on a dick?
Sucking dick?


Not so impressive… it’s to distant abusive relationship… I am not really impressed by your child hood memories your life, your friends and even your angrr issues.


I have diagnose for the whole thing first of all you are a fucking liar and second of all yiu are sepfish and I am not old school cat …. (Oh god it sound more dumber than I thought)… People  say you need connections and those guys got connections… so here is the thing…


People never get anywhere
People are never really impressed
People do non impressive shit


OH YO GOD
CAN I USE THAT
CAN I SAY THAT
AM I INSULTING SOMEONE OR SOMETHING?


BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE FRAGILE
WEAK MINDED


AND WHAT’S THIS KINDA OF FASHION WITH WEARING A RAPE KIT COSTUME?



If we need to think about something and give a thought about sonething it’s about “explicit life"… how life is "explicit"… not banned or forbidden, but the word is "explicit"… clear… vivid image.  What’s behind the gorgeous idea of sex something like raping and we go down to the spine with anxiety and depression. So if you want to know are you criminal or do you have  criminal record replace … "kissing”, “sex”, “fucking"… with "rape fantasy”.


You are curious how child molestor looks like?
Use a mirror… look in it… don’t be dumb… shy… look in it…



THAT’S HOW CHILD MOLESTOR LOOKS LIKE



Here is also and manifesto while you are doing this act… don’t forget to say and do.



Say:



1) I am Ugly
2) I am stupid
3) I suck
4) I am a shitty person
5) I have a shitty personality
6) My Character Is Disgusting
7)  My Face is awful

Note: Keep the negative loops… it’s a great way to motivate yourself

Action:

1) Kill Yourself
2) Cut of your hand
3) Cut of slice by slice of your fingers
4) Cut of your genitals
5) Stab yourself
6) Try Whipping yourself (it’s natural)



Note: Keep a state of relax and calmness…

Most of the routine exercises need inner strength. Oh, oh me… here is the tip of iceberg it little reminds me for the hole of my dick… it’s called “the tip of my dick"… the new fashion for male contenstants is to put objects inside ass… like dildo… pipes… vegetables… and the list goes on… as for dick… you can put a finger inside it… you choose the finger… small… big… winky… or you can insert nail and then start going on with the routine of "masturbation"… as for me I call it "self-control routine"…. You can put and a pipe or straw…

You choose… the more holes you got the molesting fuck you can be… play… with holes and moles… dips and jumps… go and play around… one life… you got… give a shot…

As for me I am not as damaged as you are… normal people don’t get motivated by negativity and get fueled by it..… I buy into those believes… I believe in it… You fucks believe into "fiction religion"… me into negativity…I am not socially damaged as most people to get erected and motivated by it..




I GO DOWN
I SIT DOWN
I DO PUSH DOWNS
I DO PULL DOWNS
…

I DO DOWNS
I DON’T DO UPS




I go into "down” mode…


Sorry but to get fueled or motivated by negativity you neef to be innerly weak minded… because you don’t know who tha fuck you are facing.

Comedy: Judge Me

 By DeYtH Banger


Okay… okay… judge me… judge me… I don’t have connections… I don’t know… Donald Trump or Hillary or Bill Clinton or Billy Connolly or Robin Williams or Jason Capital… I am not near famous to know them or to have the resources to do something with them…



AND IF I EVEN KNOW THEM
OR I HAVE THEM IN FRIENDS GROUP OR RELATIVES
WHAT SHOULD I DO?

WHAT I DO WITH THEM?
SHIT
PISS
EAT
PLAY
RIDE

AND WE GOT THE MOST DAILY ACTION BUT WE MISS

DRIVE
SIT
RUN
BRUSH





Still the main idea goes as far as Chase Amante go and eat my semen… it’s has pleny of resources… I am virgin… my father had a dildo in his ass and I haven’t masturbated for a very long time…




SO IN OTHER WORDS YOU GOT A CLEAN GUN
CLEAN PEACOCK
COCK

CLEAN MEAT BONE


AS KEZIA POINTS IT OUT IN HER PODCAST

YOUNG DICKS DO FEW ROUNDS




So 4 rounds sucking my dick is fucking privilliged… because I am going to make sure to make you eat your own organs and penis… I am going to create self-narcisstic… self-digestic system.


Patrick James deserves to get raped
…




Get
Great
Rape
Grapes


Read
Clear
Clean


FUCK YOU





For perfect wipe out of genes start masturbating in the toilet… when it gets there, flush the cum… the sperm…  fucking flush it. When you have sex think about the African kids how they are starving… eating soil… hungry… dieing… without pleny of privilliges…




SO YEAH
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS
..

MAKE THE ROOM
DARK



My father is a faggot… he got a dildo in his ass as so far his next mile stone is going under the soil..

It’s sucessful spot…


Thank about Santa… red costume… fat with beard with had with sleigh and flying deers.



1) The first question is on what type of drugs are you?

“Law Of Attraction”, “Jesus Reincarnetes”.. “Jesus Reborn"…, "Miracles"…

- Weak mind and crazy shitty lunatics.




2) With each day you get crazy and crazy

"New Year Holiday"…
- Nothing really new… it’s another 365 days.. which going to get wasted

"Easter”
- In Bulgaria people call it “The Great Day"… oh jusus… nothing really great and definetly If I am religious… One sin added up to the equation.




3) Red costume.. fat

- Obesity… cringy… creepy guy




NOTHING LESS
NOTHING MORE

I HAVE SEEN IT ALL




4) Flying Deers

- OH GOD STOP THE NUMBERS

…

STOP THE FUCKING NUMBERS




5) Going in houses and giving and eating

- We got a word about it… oh wrong.. not word.. but words Robin Hood gets to pooor and stills from rich… this guys gives like a charity to poor and rich kids presents…



OH MAN
FROM WHERE SO MUCH MONEY
YO GOT YO NIGGA
YO WHITE FUCK



Eating and going in to houses - The word is burglar..


STILL
SHITTY
FAT FUCKS

DON’T GET ANY FAR
HEARTH ATTACKS ARE THE DAILY ATTRACTIO