Jokes From C (BJ's Life #4) - DeYtH Banger (free e books to read online txt) 📗

IF YOU ASK ME IT’S THE OSHO OF BOB PROCTOR "THE SECRET” AND “LAW OF ATTRACTION”

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OH GOD STOP EATING
AND STOP THE MACHO BULLSHIT



Oh great… thanks for ruining my only way of least percentage going as a “foe"… now no fucking… blowjob..  sex… I even don’t hVe anybody around me and If I have… I fucking don’t know what to do… you were giving money… you were spendong as for me I was playing alpha male game… I call thus game alpha jackass. This fucking faggot is saying don’t go with whores and prostitutes they are going to sell your organs on the red market or was it the black market?… The last part is fucking confusing .. but let’s don’t skip the story so far No human around me and yeah the only dices I got…I shouldn’t use!


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"Oh I am okay”
“Oh… I got few chicks…”

“Yes… yeah… life us great everyday fucking”
“Every morning… week… I am fucking….”
“I got few bitches”




I hate all this fucks … lets review the shit… they don’t watch porn..
Got great life
Got somebody to fuck

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And the morning guy… go die fuck.… you gonna get fucked up as slime on wheelchair.


Still



LET’S
LOOK
MY LIFE
FUCKING

FUCKING MY LIFE Comedy: OneLiners (Part A)

 By DeYtH Banger


Hello, I am Charlie… I am an alcoholic… I still don’t get it why the people in the rehabilitation centers say their names when everything is anonymous or I got the wrong center?





I am a faggot.. I am into dicks… when I was small I was thinking about blowjob..
Self-blowing myself… I was so empathetic and pathetic that I went one wood level above.





So Hey, I was A semen before… it has passed since then something like 19 years which is all about each year is 365 days…



IN OTHER WORDS I WAS LOW CALIBRATED SHIT



Darkness… dark… colour can rape you… the whole night can rape you… think about it.


If you think you are special.. suck my dick you get bogus… bonus points for each less stress you get.


Cumshots are “Now Moment"… it "presence"… relax… calm… Call your fucking expired grand parents they get pre-delivered in wood box… Those fucks already need to go underground!



The definition of moron is half dressed idiot.

Comedy: Liquescent

 By DeYtH Banger




I can use “Oh fuck..”.., “Oh God"…, but I already used those words enough times. Rapists are authentic… just listen for a moment… give a moment and try just to let me get there… do something in




YOUR FUCKING LIFE
DO IT ONCE AT LEAST

COME ON


LISTEN

COME ON
DON’T CHEAT
DON’T GAMBLE
DON’T PLAY SMART





Rapist are goal orientated… they are a fucking example for alpha male, I know statistics are bullshit… and "High Status”, “Alpha” and “Beta” males don’t exist …. But let’s accept for the god sake of the whole thing that this stats exist… beta males are males which can’t go from A to B… without any type of stress… nerv wreck… anxiety… depression and weak alpha behavior… and alpha fucks are the guys who can get From A to C… no difficulty at all…


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The word means becoming liquid… the explanation is for the national methaphorical morons…




TOOO DIFFICULT TO SAY
TOO DIFFICULT TO SPELL
TOO DIFFICULT

TO STAY
TO DO
TO GO





So hey disgusting self-indulgent prick… moron start read and learn… start the fucking thing… give a thought… start thinming come on… get … buy a fucking dictionary… you need it… person like you… needs more vocabulary…

The problem with clubs is that all people seem to be cool..
Everyone… every person… guy… girl…

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Definnetly everyone…



COME ON
WE NEED
FEW FUCKS WHO ARE ON EDGE OF KILLING THEMSELVES


AFTER ALL LIFE IS WORTH LOSING




Let me tell you somethint smart damb idiot… paradoxically you are too far to go anywhere…
Sperm aka  semen is also known as low calibrated kid. So yeah… I have killed a nation legally… few on a
handkerchiefs and dozen flushet in the toilet… in the sink… in tge bathroom and let’s not forget how nasty the whole story gets… I jerk off on my parents bedroom and as far I have touched myself while watching my grandmother sleeping.

If I put semen a cup or a bottle we got a nation with tails we are talking definetly about tongs.



HERE IS A STRESS TIP
START COUNTING IF YOU FEEL STRESSED… ANXIOUS… DEPRESSED…

YOU DON’T HAVE BURN OUTS



What’s with this adult outcast outfit
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It’s says “I am total slut”

Comedy: Ghad

 By DeYtH Banger


Toast it up… bitch… get a toast!



Come on soldier boy… where are you going baggle dooie woobie shit?



Nice guys… nice guys do you know this type of terminology… are you fucking familiar with it… we need to slaughter this fucks… thise fucks need to get wipe out + this here nation doesn’t want providers. I win’t discuss otlr debate… IT’S POINTLESS… AND I DON’T HAVE ANY TTPE OF ENERGY TO LOSE FOR SCREW UP SHIT




When I walk… I always think about possibilities how can thuderstorm can hit me, how somebody can shoot me, how somebody couls be behind me..
Naked with erected dick and waitimg for the perfect moment…
And plug it in (and let me stop here… stop right here for a moment… not really now… then… or there but somewhere in the middle… we as creatures always seek for a perfect moment… the perfect date… the perfect material… the perfect sex… kiss moment we are seeking and feel the need for perfection…)
Or even a rock fall from a building … and it puts my miserable life to an end or even let’s be honest… wrong light… right time… wrong place… moment… car goes threw me and YAY final moment of relief.



Oh yeah I can’t use “Oh God"… "Oh Holy Fuck"… and "Oh My God”, because I don’t believe in god… it’s fiction and still why people get offended by invisible forces?



When I wake up… I feel like day time rapist in mission… with this pipe in my pants and sometimes gets up… it makes me feel like a rapist, that’s the main reason I hate males. I hate being a male, when my dick goes down, it’s like a worm… Like a have worm, I always need to think to fix the dick, because sometimes… balls have moved the wrobg side or the dick has fallen, it’s horrible and what I hate about dicks is that it’s like a gun… “I got you fucker”.

Come and join my book club, which books to read next… what to read?


1) Repeat because you a retard
2) Life Sucks
3) Facebook is fucking your mom
4) Your Mom Sucks
5) Please stop being offended
6) Yes… I am a gay, so does and you
7) Dicks Suck
8) Your mom is bitch
9) Kill Yourself
10) Suicide is the new remissiom


Why not to compile?

We are bitches, we compile…

Move aside, move along, get in car; come abd join us, sit down, get up, train, have sex, do drugs, come over… all fucked compile shit, I am glad that I don’t run it on “Cmd”.

We need new activies



1) Kill Yourself as fast as you can
2) Ignore love and kill yourself
3) Die without sayin
4) Kick a shitter… (aka a guy who is shitting)
5) Kill A Pissing bitch (You get license to kill a girl while yellow water is coming out of the flesh)


In name of love there are alpha and beta people… or let’s put it guys… we call it alpha shit and beta shit. I tried once to kill myself it went as far as to practice commitment and self-control, stuff which I lack in my descipline.


Rapists are the best product on the market, they are authentic. They are alpha males!

I was searching for a podcasts these days as so far I went from crine to horror to story narrating… but it’s difficult to find a good dopy dark hummor podcast… Opie and Anthony podcast are trying kinda doing the thing Artie Lange Quit Podcast is trying to get to some kinda point and let’s not miss Greg Proops which podcast is genius and as last Chip Chipperson.

Comedy: My Head

 By DeYtH Banger


Yes… yes… multi-tasks… few tasks on  once trying to do as more as possible, trying to soak up as more data as possible and still before we continue let’s not forget the moment I came here… right now… right here… it’s the moment in which I became instict!

“I should try this… new pick up tactic”
- No… no… it’s creepy and cringy… you gonna face bad outcome

“I should try touching…”
- It’s bad shit… she is going to leave you

“I suppossed to be honest and even to go for the kiss…”
- First of all… being honest gets in trouble so go with filters or better of don’t do anything… and second… the kiss… you are not ready… you are not fucking ready…

“I am comming… definetly… I am comming”
- Nope… nope… paralysis… stay home

IT’S SAFE
“I should go out… meet with her… kiss… hug… fuck.”
- Oh god.. stay home it’s better… it’s fucking much better… you even don’t get dynamics you are different and the most nearest experience is your fucked up voice calling a girl for sex… I call this rape call… don’t you fucking see yourself what type of meetings and jobs and talking are you talking about?
Your persona is screw up and your voice is so fucked up…


STAY IN FUCKING HOME
AND DREAM

DON’T ROB YOURSELF

“I should do more healthy activies like