Jokes From C (BJ's Life #4) - DeYtH Banger (free e books to read online txt) 📗

going to fitness, meeting girls, doing exercises… stop masturbating.”

- What you need is best to fuck your hands… I mean to masturbate, it’s healthy and as so far with prick like you with such type of low level capacity this stunt is the best shot you get in life. Exercises… don’t ruin your life! Meeting girls … oh god stay home… it’s creepy… it’s cringy… and it’s not a thing in your best interest. Comedy: Go For It

By DeYtH Banger


I thought about staying home and just doing nothing… not really nothing we can’t do really nothing.

When we are in the bed… we are sleeping - not exactly doing nothing
When we sit and watch movie … we are doing something - not exactly nothing.


If you want to be in my head it’s like being in a rotten bag of bodies. That’s how it looks my head from inside that I don’t say some stuff… filter sone stuff it doesn’t mean… I don’t do or don’t think.

What you think is wrong or to be more exact!




FUCK YOU NICE GUY
FUCK YOU FEMALE
FUCK YOU OTHER GENDER


AND CAN YOU COME OVER AND SUCK MY DICK?




Prick with big dick… sorry is not enough so go over it needy fat guy… you are provider… I am lover a badboy your life ducks my life is full of adventure, if this makes you mad maje sure to meet your psychiatrist something is wrong with you. I hate English people because of “tea time"…

English Tea… I hate the whole label thing



FUCK ‘EM
FUCK 'EM





I don’t care about your mom, dad… father… your grandmother I really don’t give a fuck I am here to manipulate you so yes… I did my daily manifesto session… I look in the mirror and I saw a naked male 2 meter fuck… last thing on the list is to fuck this bitch. I hate bitches and girls… mainly becayse they eat … their degistive system can wipe out a shole nation, think about it… blowjob… blowjob … and cum on the tongue… face… licking it… swallowing it and.






"Yay"… a whole nation has been automatically wiped out. When a girl gives a blowjob does it touches the vocal box?.
Vocal cords?
I am curious… is there any kinda of voice box damages… long… short?
If so… "is it like … "yes.. I am going to fuck you over your voice box”.



I was watching these days cans, there are big cabs on the road.. small cans and even flying cans… all cans contain food or let’s miss and skip the methaphorical part and under cans I mean.. cars, trucks, planes, jets … and under food I mean “people”. Kinda of screw up thought… but let’s get over it… In the cans… there were couples… families… young… old… young and old… old only… young only… sisters… families…  friends… lesbians… gay guys … guys… and me… fucking me… I just saw my lonely life on a tape recorder. You don’t like my jokes?



FUCK YOU
FUCK OFF
GO KILL YOURSELF



I Just watched male porn… males look like they are comming from rape unit. I invited yesterday a friend in home… I thought about masturbating over him…




IN NAME OF LORD
IN THE NAME OF MY DEEP VOICE

I WAS IMAGINING CUMMING OVER HIM AND THEN



I own you bitch… my signuture.. my bitch…. okay?
Oh your fragile ego can’t comprehend self-emusement! THOSE KINDA OF RULES
BEND OVER, BITCH!

Comedy: Go For It (Part 2)

 By DeYtH Banger


Oh yes today, I was imagining about fucking my mom naked body, although raping my grandmother seems more appropriate. And yes what are stories… near speculations… just speculations which helos us to deal with harsh days… films/movies and tv shows things which keep us out of reality… it put us in place in which we don’t need to think… to do… just staying lazy.. but to be lazy is not nothing. It’s again a thing!



Books also have the same goals and aspirations. I had rules and inspiration… but I totally lost them it was like nugget in a blowjob… I am not smart… I am not clever… I am just me… FUCKING AUTHENTIC!



Right now… right fucking now in this fucking moment… few hundread people have already kill themselves… 20 more have failed and in this mission, 20 more are getting putting a date… time and place of the suicide… THIS WHOLE SHOW FOLKS 24/7… OPPS… HERE GOES ANOTHER ONE
…I just don’t have time for myself… I have time for others… but not for myself… If We look deep… noone is really “himself”, it’s 100% sure than the moment you woke up you were changed, the moment you were born you were changed… the moment you read this you were changed. It’s not “you"… it’s "them"… you spend in the matrix time… with family, with friends, with relatives… in the web… computer… but not with you… if you are beliving into "I am spending time with myself"… man… man… you got a problem



GO TO THE FUCKING
MENTAL INSTITUTION


HERE IS FEW NEW RULES ON THE TOPIC


1) People who doubt… potential in all it forms and ways need to get in jail…


Sentence: In Manner Of Doubt

2) Old Folks… the kind of folks with less brain… less muscle… less thought… nothing really valueable coming out… thise fucks need to be executed…

Sentence: Brain Dead


3) Religious people need to be lock in a isolator or mental institution… it depends from how far has gotten with the religion.

- If he is killing others in name of God, If he is punishing himself with whip or causing harm to himself, If he is telling ither people about religion?





(THOSE FOLKS GO IN ISOLATOR… NO CONTACT WITH OTHER FELLOW MATES)

- If he is new… and not so dangerous… mental institution


Sentence: Beliving into Fictional heroes and gone too far


4) Girls who search experience



SUCH FUCKS NEED TO BE CLOSED IN THE BASEMENT… AND RAPE UNTIL BLOOD START POPING OUT…

FIRST OF ALL THAT’S VIRGIN
SECOND OF ALL… THAT’S SIGN OF GOD THAT IT’S DEVIL IN FLESH



Sentence: Warning Experiencing… too much reality


Let’s talk about the bible, if you really love it. Let’s do the talk people believe in god… flesh and blood are symbols for bread and wine. But let me be more honest white wine is sperm sin eater and blood wine … aka… red that’s the devil himself.







WHAT’S WRONG WITH BIBLE?
MATING IS WRONG… BY THEN WE SEE A HUMAN DOING AN ARK AND PUTING TWO DIFFERENT GENDERS OF LIONS… WOLFS… DOGS… FEMSLE DOG, MALE DOG, FEMALE LION, MALE LION… DOING THIS GENDER GAME WITH ALL THIS FUCKING ANIMALS..

THEN WE SEE DESIRE AS GREED… SELFISH BEHAVIOR… WOMEN HATRED… THEN WE COME TO JEWISH, CHRISTIAN AND CATHOLICS EXCUSES FOR BEING DRUNK.





And please don’t try to dump me out on this topic. I saw today a image in the mirror… I looked into it… I was alone at that time and point and I saw a guy… and he is definetly the last person to bang on this planet. What’s with this humanoid shit?

Walking parasite… walking bacteria… bacterial flesh eating… COME ON… WON’T YOU EXPIRE?



I am for killing old people!
Cars… planes… jets… trucks?
Cans of meat!

I am pro-suicide, pro-cancer … I am thinking positively and being more positive than most humans on earth. If more people get cancer more food get saved, how the fuck I need to think about:

- What they say?
- What they do?
- What they hate in me?
- Where are they now?




Think and do… it’s too much going on… it’s just too much "do shit”. I hate to do stuff… they don’t think about me, they don’t send me money, but me food, take care of me, ask me about my deeper feelings… they don’t do that… but Somehow I am supposed to give more “fucks”?



Okay… save the “fucks"… in your ass… put your face on acid and start signing songs about your fictional God nothing more delusional than that cuts it throw the chase. The truth is with cancer and suicide we gonna get more resources on the store.


Obligated, yes ge is not obligated right now… right after second … minute and hour to give a call… but gave a call or was it… send a call or I tried calling….
Calls are meant to be given and recieved… you can’t give and not receive… the main idea and the main foundations of the whole phone thing is give and get. It’s not some kinda bullshit karma or law of attraction or stalker of shades, it’s not that… it’s technology… if not "today”, then “tommorow” or the other day. If you don’t do it… I am forced to punish you with 2 counts of neglections…

- Getting removed from my contact list
- Getting blocmed and removed from facebook




STILL THIS DOESN’T MAKE ME FAN OF GRIEF, IT’S A FUCKING WASTE IF TIME AND ENERGY

Comedy: Go For It (Part 3)

 By DeYtH Banger



I don’t get it how meat … aka… chop has rights… how we have given a chance to a toxic bacterial eater… disease… to have privileges and rights. How is that possible?



This shit should in the oven!





FOR THE DUMBER… I AM TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE




You are dumb, end of story!

I am not into your personal delusional one sided opinion as far has gotten is… nowhere really.



Suicide, for people who are thinking right now about killing themselves, just do it. It’s not hard!




THAT’S THE BEST THING ON THE MARKET!





1) Nobody Cares about you (People give and this advice to suicidal people, it’s suppossed to make them feel better… but wrong)

- 30-40% Highering the rate for suicide




2) Think about the others people… out there… there are people who are in more worst situations than you… appreaciate what you have…


- Oh yeah thanks for telling me that compare to others my worth  aka value is 0…





3) Take your life in your hands

- Come on suicide is a hobby… a passionate art… if I take my life in my hands it mea s kill yourself with your hands… as people