Jokes From C (BJ's Life #4) - DeYtH Banger (free e books to read online txt) 📗

say the brain is a great servant and terrible master, which is another example of how narrowed life has became. If I take my life that’s quality of:


        1) Descipline
         2) Self-Control
         3) Mastery




People say  that they can’t get English and American comedy, as for me I am trying to get the punchlines of the german dry comedy. Once I gave a shot… I went as far as… nowhere! (Don’t get suprise… life is short to get so far…)



But still for the people who don’t like this type of style here is a clear manifesto message:



Fuck You
Fuck Them
Aren’t you dead already?


I am like a bipolar mice… mice full of emotions… my whole llife spins around emotions… sadness, depression, cry, happy, laughing, anxious… I am not even sure do I say the right words.

Okay… okay… you are not home, this my place for my shit, so no place for your shit. If you want personal place, it’s time for doing some sacraficing… like for example giving me a chance to “start damaging your goods”. I wish something sharp could fall from the sky right on my head up to the spine and to kill me right there… then… and when. I tried to be nice I went as far as fucking over my life with stress beyond the normal rate … I am like a mice on drugs! Oh yes, I almost forgot it’s my mating season. What’s going on with this people?




- Go To Germany
- Learn German Language
- Meet German Guys

What’s happening?
What am I missing?



Why there isn’t go kill some germans? Go rape few of them!, Go Stick a pipe inside there but holes! Go fuck their wifes. You fucking germans did I said once ir twice fuck it at all, but your humor style is very dry. If it was a dick, I am making bet that next destination is hospital. I hate french people what is this romance and Paris and the whole bullshit product? How about lick a dick… while being patient in a yoga position?




It’s Fun
It’s Something New
It’s Whole new adventure season




I want to study in Auschwitz, it’s high school for jews. Here us the test go to a mirror look in the mirror and if you see skinny type of body it means that you are jewish. It’s easy to find out…


IT’S NOT OFFENSIVE OR DARK
LIFE SUCKS GET OVER IT! Comedy: Get Over It (Part 4)

 By DeYtH Banger


You don’t like me, that’s okay you follow me… that’s again okay..
I don’t give a fuck mainnly because I am ain’t fucking either yiu or either them. I was thinking abput the romance tv shows how everythibg is all about nice guys and obsessing with girls and data love out of obsession. Let’s face reality if you get out with thus set if behaviors, you gonna get in jail. This here is example as for how far the sheep mind of society can get you. I hate holidays, I hate the idea there us a holiday in which you put bracelets, there is a holiday in which you starve, there is holiday in which you put as much food as possible, there is a holiday in which you eat eggs. How far have gotten with this mindset?



The truth is that this here all types of experiments of how far the “goverment owns you”. If you gonna put a bracelet… next holiday let it be necklace  day… you put a rope around your next and start strangulation… your brain start starving from oxygen, your eyes become bloody hell red.




SO FAR ONE FUCK DOWN


I was walking this days along the street and one guy asked me do I have material or stuff which I have prepared…



HOW ABOUT MIND YOUR BUSINESS DISGUSTING SCHMUCK



I listen to my mom she tells me to start going out with girls, another word for abomination strikes. She tells to get in a relationship, I call the whole process “I am screw up, so do you… let’s stay together. It’s tge best offer you can ever get.”. My friend suggest me to be more physical to “kiss"… "touch”, “lead"… as so far this total "alpha  shit"… "rape fuck scenario”. Kissing is mouth raping, leading is nothing more than “practicing victim mentality … control.” Touch… we have been already here…


GO IN JAIL
SHITTY FUCKS



I am total obey mode today!

When I am outside I am like a detector, I am going to fuck that… body*, ass*, face*… 100% I am going to do it …body*, ass*, face*…body*, ass*, face*…body*, ass*, face*…body*, ass*, face*…body*, ass*, face*…
It’s like a survival tool for who next to rape, oh my mistake I am mean who next to fuck. What bothers me this days is what the differences between alpha man and rape man? Both look and have tge same desires…



- Assumption
- Dominance
- Leading



That’s 70% of what should one man do… a rapist going outside to fuck, the same to normal average joe… so where are the differences?



It just doesn’t work, I am ready with the books and the films, but this asumption game just doesn’t work when I play it. I thought that I gonna get a chance to have friends, I was visualizing activities, hobbies and what we are next going to do, when, where, how, how many and the list was moving on. It’s really creepy, but you need to read some studies about “The Secret” and “The Law Of Attraction"… Bob Proctor, Earl Nightingale. Go over those guys tgey are soready this fool tastement.
I was thinking about how I am going to go on a date with a girl in the center, I am going to fuck her… (this part it’s alienating to me)… touching her (the same goes and here). I was going to kiss her, I was going to hold hands, meet her peer group. I am going to meet her parents.




ALL THOSE VISUALISATION SUCKS, NOTHING REALLY HAPPENS IN REALITY, IT’S WASTE OF TIME



I am stable, OKAY!?
I am fucking stable, OKAY!?

Girls flake, guys lie and my parents hate me…



THIS SHOULD BE THE MAIN EXPLICIT INFORMATION AS FOR REASONS WHY I AM HERE

Comedy: Flash Tag

 By DeYtH Banger


I was tired yesterday, I was supposed to write some material, but I ended up masturbating… s
I am so miserable fuck!

Think about in way like “labeled bitch”, it’s not supposed to maje sense.


Oh don’t worry,  masturbating is not bad if you are male you just wiped out a whole generation of kids on your sheets, blanks. If you are female, something is wrong with this hole. Why you worry so much?
Oh you screw up people disease, moles and  holes that’s god’s way of perceiving fashion.


Oh yes, happy baba marta’s day… this day right now you are putting a red and white bracelet, the next holiday let it be rope’s day… you put a rope around your neck on this holiday, no need for colours don’t be silly fashion doesn’t go so far. I get it, I fucking get it why people don’t want to go out with me. I found the reason by myself, I am like Gary from “Game Night Movie”, so far I freakish as far as him. Life is not fair, I am not telling this to you as from point of whinnying, but from point of some people succeed with women… get on dates, fuck, kiss, touch and list goes on and on with all the girl & boy activities, as for me I am weak minded and I download on my computer different types of material “social conditioning”, “how to get it right with girls”, “sexual tension”, “missions for suceeding with women”, “challenges for suceeding with women”, “shift” and “pimp"…. Etc. I am not stabled fuck so I even download shit whoch helps with writting, filming, acting, directing, drama and comedy.


WHY?



The reason is I gave pleny of time to waste,


STOP BEING A SMART ASS WITH NOT WATCHING TV, YOU NEED TV… YOU NEED MOVIES, TV SHOWS, MUSIC… YOU NEED THIS SHIT DO BRAIN WASH YOURSELF, MAKE IT EASY FOR OTHERS TO TALK TO YOU!


Today few girls were staring at me, I was doing the "stare exercise”, in which exercise you force yourself to hold contact. When you go into the future events and past events… tha’s the moment when you are not in the “now"… it’s true it happens, but let’s move on. Hello, hi, greetings fuck heads… or let me be more accurate shitty fucks your life is boring work home..
School home… you don’t read … you hate reading, you consume food you go home my big question is for now how a classical fuck like you comes here Isn’t it "change”, aren’t you afraid?
It’s “new ground”, around you fucking afraid?


You could be depress right now and it could get worst, it even could get better. Are you throwing big bets, right now?


So staring exercise was with thought “I am raping her…"… oh my mistake, I mean I am fucking her. The differences is that the obe is legal and the other is bad shit you get arrested…



Raping, a guy haves a fun with fucking and one moment losted virginity throws a guy in 4x4 cell room for having too much fun?


Dick is up
Smile
Happy
Joyful


That’s how I visualize raping an advance level exercise. Oh I hate all disease freaks and paranoid people, flesh eating disease, tumor, cancer, new disease… and all othr crazy fucked up stuff… Why once for all stop taking life so serious and have fun?


Fuck your mom
Fuck your dad
Fuck your uncle
Fuck your whole family relatives tree


From where fucking you got time to be ill?
You definetly,  exactly don’t have time to be out and do other different stuff than your daily routines. You have timr to be depress, sad, angry, isolated, staying home, lieing… you got time for that but you don’t have time to face life and try something new!?




DEAR SCHMUCK



Stop being smart ass go and kill few presidents, United States, UK or Bulgaria or Russua. You got pleny of options go do this, it’s mystery, it’s  thrilling, it’s fun, it’s a idea for next challenge aka "going one step further with comfort zone” and there is pleny levels of suspense. Life is not precious, go eat… fuck, ride, sleep, walk, eat, fuck, drink, stare, walk, fuck, sleep, exercise, watch, fuck and etc. This are the main activies which you need to follow to leace you could add more, but don’t make your life complex, the more data and stuff you have in your head the more higher quality problems you have to