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am not sureā€¦



I fonished a book with 500 pages for 3-4 daysā€¦ for a week I can read 3 booksā€¦ for 2 weeks we are talking from 4 up to 6 booksā€¦ 3 weeksā€¦ 6 up to 9 booksā€¦ for a month we are talking about 12 up to 16 booksā€¦ so letā€™s ignore the whole year.. Because I an going to Embarrass Bill Gatesā€¦ it seems like thatā€¦ I am hear not to say That I am the big dealā€¦ but this big pua fuck is no near to reading a bookā€¦ stop sharing bullshit stories.



I started today with streaming porn featureā€¦ I started watching that shit to see what people have, what I donā€™t hate and the most important thing the dominance which they apply and itā€™s missing in my lifeā€¦  I insidely fucked upā€¦ God fuck me upā€¦ Comedy: Me? (3)

By DeYtH Banger


Hey Billā€¦ we are not talking about Bill Burrā€¦ but more likely to the redditorā€¦  Bill Gatesā€¦ you windows sucksā€¦ stop with the virusesā€¦ And get your handsā€¦ start doingbsome shit.


Whatā€™s with the rejecting calls and not returning them backā€¦ if you reject A call you return itā€¦ if not, remind me at first place why did you got my number or to be more clearā€¦ why did we exchange contacts?
What is it going on with superheroes and dead of their parents?ā€¦ Itā€™s so a fucking cliche it happens in most any superhero movie, now Spiderman future film with iron manā€¦ so let me put it in one sentencesā€¦ spiderman is becomming ironmanā€¦





PROBABLY THATā€™S WHY PEOPLE STOP WITH SOME BOOK AND TV SERIES AND MOVIE SEQUELSā€¦ MAINLY BECAUSE THE STORY DOES NOT HAVE ANY OTHER BULLSHIT AREAS TO GOā€¦


Cinema sins has createdā€¦ music video sinsā€¦ tv sins
.. and itā€™s time and for booksinsā€¦ porn sinsā€¦ letā€™s not forget comics sinsā€¦ comedy sinsā€¦ tv reality sinsā€¦
Booksinsā€¦ itā€™s going to be about every sinā€¦ cliche a book has doneā€¦ pornā€¦ cins in porn easy as told.



Out there ā€¦ there are strong type of manipulatorsā€¦ who see people as objectā€¦ they do objectionsā€¦ and they force investmentā€¦ how do I know that.. or how am I sure that I am right?ā€¦



Easyā€¦ I have a new hobbyā€¦ itā€™s calledā€¦ ā€œDonā€™t mind your businessā€.



I do gameā€¦ I approach peopleā€¦ how about youā€¦ how do you fuck? Watch and learnā€¦ I am here to judge peopleā€¦ to judge my mothers new boyfriendā€¦ my dead fatherā€¦ my grandmother, grandfatherā€¦ unclesā€¦ counsinsā€¦ all the seeds in my family tree. I am judgeā€¦ jury and executioner. What type of story is this full of less suprises and without being twistedā€¦ are you a moron?





WHO IN FUCKING HELL
READS A STORY WHICH IS AS MUCH PREDICTABLE AS A PLATE WITH CHEESE AND GREEN SALAD?

ā€¦

I HATE SOCIAL MEDIA ā€¦ THERE ISNā€™T ANYTHING HELPFUL THEREā€¦ LIESā€¦ DEPRESSIONā€¦ ANGERā€¦ COME ONā€¦ DRAWING INNER STATE OF BEING WORTHLESS




I hate this game, I have no chanceā€¦ why should I play a game in which I am going to loseā€¦ itā€™s not hardā€¦ itā€™s as easy as simple man eating bacon with bread.

Comedy: Me? (4)

By DeYtH Banger



How about stopping repeatingā€¦ shitā€¦ what is with those type of routines of recalling and remembering useless shit?

Are you going to become actor?




IF NOT FUCK YOU
GO AND KILL YOURSELF



I am not impressā€¦ okayā€¦ I am not fucking impressed! Your life sucks because of your ego is running the whole circus. I just like dominance, itā€™s a missing piece in my life and I open minded to it. How tha fuck you get weed invitations, the privious year I got an invite for a beer, but I have never gotten a weed inviteā€¦ drugs inviteā€¦ right nowā€¦ I remebet few beer invitationsā€¦ but none drugs invites below the belt.



I like to watch pornā€¦ I use porn for staring .. and hold on contest, I always win, because I am as selfish as to play against myself. Want to see my habitat?ā€¦





FUCK YOU
RIGHT IN THE LEFT HOLE
DID I GOT THAT RIGHT?





The biggest acomplishment of the mankind is disconnecting the phone line, so far cemetry is the new facebook app. Great vocabulary, lost selfā€¦ depressionā€¦ overthinking, reactive mode, over guilt patternsā€¦ comedians know it all and got it all.. now another prick like me shiwing how data rotatesā€¦ and probably the story ends right on the full stopā€¦ bat hit right in your headā€¦ guilty and shane conscious, itā€™s what happens as overflowing consequencesā€¦ it gets  weirder and strange! I know that my life sucksā€¦ itā€™s hell of a shotā€¦ going outside for next rounds naked and firing a pistolā€¦ a cumshotā€¦ right at people, when I see myself at the mirror, I say ā€œAnother rapistā€¦ at looseā€¦"ā€¦ I just see sex as another gorgeous rape method.



I read cues!



- He is envious
- She wonā€™t come out with me
- He is angry
- She is mad
- He is silent, why so?
  I am beneath his experience level.. to talk with him.

"You are a good guyā€
ā€¦



God has a sense of comedy, fucking around with the main visceral characters, how fucked up is that?.. I found out that I am good guy.. it starts sending gut chillsā€¦ right into my spineā€¦





I AM GOOD GUY?
I AM FUCKING GOOD GUY?





Sounds like more overā€¦ you are temporary ā€œhere"ā€¦ I am going to blow and drain my nose inside you, If I find better genes you gonna be aloneā€¦

So right kickā€¦ a stomp kickā€¦ in the gut and cutting the mom head,ā€¦ because she is damn wrong about two stuff.

1) School Helps (No it doesn'tā€¦ if you hate yourself a little or have negativeā€¦ view of yourselfā€¦ school is going to make it largerā€¦ to grow that vision

2) Girls like Nice Guys (Nor your step father or your mother in law or whoever in charge is here is right about thatā€¦ your cousin is as dead wrong as your father and motherā€¦ brotherā€¦ or whatever you got out thereā€¦ nice guysā€¦ finish lastā€¦ nice guys. . Are genes which are on the market "instant wipe outā€.






So I know what she said when she said I am good guy!





I AM CHILL
I AM POSITIVE, OKAYā€¦ MHM WHAT TO DO NOTHING LEFTā€¦ IT MAKES ME DEPRESS TO READ BOOKS WHICH SAYS ASSHOLES WINS.. BADBOYS ALSO WINā€¦ YOU SEE IT IN MOVIESā€¦ SONGSā€¦ BOOKSā€¦ AND LETā€™S NOT FORGET THE HOLLYWOOD WAY OF SAYING ā€œFUCK YOUā€ Itā€™s creating needy, nerds and nice guys and showing that they get laid by constant obsession over the another personā€¦ this here is nothibg more than a messageā€¦




ā€œFUCK YOUā€¦ AND GO CONSUME MOREā€



The truth in no matter where are you searching every shit is fighting about our timeā€¦ moviesā€¦ your desparate friendsā€¦ your fucked up girlfriendā€¦ the facebookā€¦ - still you need more time waste hereā€¦ twitter, instragram - the tine you spendā€¦ itā€™s fucking not enoughā€¦ dating adviceā€¦ booksā€¦ productsā€¦ tv reality, comedy specialsā€¦ podcastsā€¦ what all have in common




WE WANT
YOU
TO
WASTE
MORE
TIME
YOUR LIFE SUCKS.. WE GET IT
ā€¦
THE PILL IS WATCH US
SEE OUR BETTER LIFE
ITā€™S DEFINETLY A BETTER LIFE THAN YOURS ONE

Monologue 1

Note: This here is slightly different thing!

 

 

 

By DeYtH Banger




So yeah my head my thoughtsā€¦ who doesnā€™t hate himselfā€¦ after opening the gate for the devil to come inā€¦

What should I do?
Kill yourselfā€¦ itā€™s easyā€¦ simple as that

Why so?

You eat too much, your mom hates youā€¦ your friends deeply hate you, your life sucksā€¦ admit it
Why?
Go kill yourself,itā€™s not hard you have been fighting fir silence for a while, definetly the girl which you metā€¦ is not planning to go out with youā€¦ I told you
Going guysā€¦ are no near to the people who fuck girls
Whatā€™s wrong with meā€¦ why I canā€™t be positive?

Whatā€™s wronng!? How about you are not dominant, you need to kill yourself - plant this seed carefully, your life is better off with you, you even canā€™t finish a book, she ainā€™t comminā€¦ you have seen this few timesā€¦ end resultā€¦ no new request for going out + look your old friends donā€™t want hang out with youā€¦ you are just a sheer example of disappointmentā€¦ a story with plot holes.

Come on how people succeed?
First of all stop thinking about positivityā€¦ be realisticā€¦ I missed that pointā€¦ also why you focus on others?

Because role models?
Oh god role modelsā€¦ fuck youā€¦ and fuck themā€¦ donā€™t you get itā€¦ bend over and show your holeā€¦ open your moth and be prepared for getting cockblockedā€¦ a cock is comming right in your mouth
Is my dick okayā€¦ itā€™s not outā€¦ roght?
What you meanā€¦ I mean my dick is not showing balls orā€¦ the pipe right out of my pantsā€¦ letā€™s see
You are a weirdā€¦ fuckā€¦ okayā€¦ do you get it?
Weird fucking pervertā€¦ kill yourself
Bend over and kill yourself
From where does this type of hate comes from?

Skipping love from your momā€¦ compensating it with porn.. you are fucked socially screw up personā€¦
Go play with your dick

Look manā€¦ you have to finish the tv show Blacklistā€¦ Gregory Houseā€¦ castleā€¦ elementaryā€¦ come on.. finish them
Youbdonā€™t even try to finish themā€¦

Thatā€™s why you wonā€™t succeedā€¦ because you suckā€¦ becauss you are weirdoā€¦ you ade less dominant person and lastly kill yourself
Your mom hate youā€¦ I also hate youā€¦ you gave few books in row waiting to get finishedā€¦ what type of fetish is that?
Oh god stop
Why to stopā€¦ itā€™s funā€¦ the main character is going to kill himself.. end of movie.

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