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Comedy: Me?

By DeYtH Banger





Okay, letā€™s talk about me, I suck in writting my life sucks and the words which I am using I suck.
The reality is while I walk I think about somebody raping me, I think about dominanceā€¦ about my weak lifeā€¦ my weak mind psychology in action in my life. Blowjob is a blowing air thing, right nowā€¦ right in this moment somebody got offendee few people got confused and others left the room. The story is sad and thatā€™s how harsh reality isā€¦ we are not talking about something newā€¦ this oldā€¦ people always are fragile and get offended. Depression, you got depressionā€¦ just grow upā€¦ fucking grow up.. go outā€¦ talk to people, reduce porn. Sorry, for talking fastā€¦ I just binged few episodes of Storage War, right now I am watching those fast talking rappersā€¦ and life definetly sucks Black and White Rappers have stuffā€¦ as for me I am at the bottom of the sea.
Did you prepared? No
Did you prepared? This question is tricky, you are saying itā€¦ twice so this time my answer is going to be ā€œYes"ā€¦ I read few timesā€¦ spikes, openers, push-pull and  negs. I am sorry for ruining and telling all of you about pick up.

Itā€™s a secret society, that for sure as hell is true and second of all they are hightly efficient manipulators. Motivation?
You need motivation?
You want motivation?









HOW ABOUT FOR GOD SAKE GROW UP AND GET OVER THIS BULLSHOT POSITIVE STORIESā€¦ I HAVE READ THEM FEW TIMESā€¦ I JUSTā€¦ I FUCKING JUST DONā€™T FEEL ANYTHING





I know that tye of people who ignore me or donā€™t talk meā€¦ do that because I am inferior. You want to hear something abput sacrafice? Really?
Jesus sacrifice himself for privious and future sinsā€¦ how crazy is this?
If you ask me, not enough, still not good enoughā€¦ one detail is missing his dickā€¦ I just donā€™t see hos dick in images and drawings and even itā€™s not written in the bibleā€¦ was he castrated, is he a virgin, is he heterosexual, is he homosexual, what does he eat, is he special?

I am sure as hell special, we all specialā€¦ thatā€™s what bible proposes. I know that believers right now are going to hate me, but I am okay with thatā€¦  after all we canā€™t judge themā€¦ the bible is against minded people.

My mom said to come over and see her fuck-budy, what does this mean?



To see how good in the bed is from my dead father?
To go and grab a cock?
To go and to fuck him?
To come over and to fuck me over? - As far as telling me stories for how good he is in the bed, how he is sucessful with women, how he has put my mother in the bedā€¦



"Yo, bro I am fucking your momā€





Thatā€™s the last thing I want to hearā€¦ what is he doing?
Trying out new set of rape skills or terrorizing anotger innocent civilian. Look the story rape goes to sex so far it comes anotherā€¦ some people get free sex, because in the end the girl is desparate and wants somebody to fuck herā€¦ this type of package is a free virgin package. As for me I need to pay to have sexā€¦ I need to pay to get out with girlsā€¦ I need moneyā€¦ why I am so screwed up? Why? I pay to peopleā€¦ and I have done nothing!




I AM TOTALLY FUCKED UP
GOD HAS FUCK ME UP

ā€œOh broā€¦ broā€¦ do you got one of those jokesā€¦ this pretty cockyā€¦ onesā€¦ ginusā€¦ brilliantā€¦ lines?ā€
- How about to come over and suck myā€¦ dickā€¦ if I not in the mood and strongly forcedā€¦ there is a slight chance you are not interesting enough for meā€¦ to go over and to go with my routines.








I have friends okay?ā€¦ Okay? I have friends, I donā€™t want to go over this topicā€¦ okayā€¦ I am totally going to lose my jobā€¦ and so far this here is trueā€¦ I have friends. I call them they donā€™t answer the phoneā€¦ I have friendsā€¦ They donā€™t answer twice or tripple the phoneā€¦ I have friendsā€¦ they cancel  the callā€¦ I have friendsā€¦ They rately return the callā€¦ sonetimes they doā€¦ others they donā€™t ā€¦ I have friendsā€¦ most of them never go out with meā€¦ I have friendsā€¦ I guess this is not funny, itā€™s not meant to be funnyā€¦ I told them to come over hereā€¦ They didnā€™t cameā€¦ I have friendsā€¦ They ignore my messagesā€¦ I have friendsā€¦ They care less about meā€¦ I have friendsā€¦ They are fake and they are using meā€¦ I have friendsā€¦ They say sometimes ā€œI donā€™t careā€, ā€œFuck Off"ā€¦ I have friendsā€¦ They ignore calls ā€¦ I have friendsā€¦ They have the need when I call themā€¦ to end the callā€¦ I have friendsā€¦ They judge me and tell me what to do and what not to doā€¦ I have friendsā€¦ They never come out with meā€¦ I have friendsā€¦ They laugh and try to go friendly and ars happy for meā€¦ I have friendsā€¦ But they rarelyā€¦ just never go out with me.




Yesterday, I was telling a guy about the movie which I am watchingā€¦ he said "I donā€™t careā€, I started telling about the plotā€¦ he said ā€œI donā€™t give a fuckā€, I started telling him about my interesting robbery day ā€¦ and he said ā€œSTOP WITH THE FUCKING BULLSHITā€¦ STORIESā€¦  STOP THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT STORIESā€, is he drunk? Nerves? Somebody has ruin his life and right now he is on mission to binge on letā€™s see which next life to ruinā€¦ or he is mad just from nothingā€¦ which doesnā€™t run as far as from being insaneā€¦ mentally not capable.ā€¦ so I started telling him about the next tv seriesā€¦ I am planning to watchā€¦ he said ā€œI donā€™t care"ā€¦ he said againā€¦ "I donā€™t care"ā€¦ I started telling him about what tv show I am watchingā€¦ he said "I donā€™t careā€ā€¦I have friendsā€¦ This here is my friendā€¦ by definition my best friend.




The last guy I was out withā€¦ he was ignoring meā€¦ What I saying.. doingā€¦ and he was all time surffing on facebookā€¦ messanger to see did he has missed somethingā€¦ is there something new and right nowā€¦ right in that moment I told myself what best way of saying ā€œI donā€™t careā€¦ I donā€™t give a fuck"ā€¦ by doing this he politely punishing my verbal skills + if I do something to crazy and insane he is planning to punish meā€¦ "I not going out with youā€¦ā€ this here process ladies and gentleman is isolated manā€¦ punishmentā€¦ itā€™s paychological phenomenon in whicg silences rapes you from inside to outer ego.




BE SILENT
I DONā€™T WANT TO FUCK OVER SOMEBODY RIGHT NOW

Comedy: Me? (2)

By DeYtH Banger



Itā€™s all about me.. and meā€¦ if you donā€™t like the storiesā€¦ feel free to leave the room at any time.. I think about meā€¦ I care about me.. and I am narcisstic bitch. Play with Point of viewsā€¦ thatā€™s what triviaā€¦ viralā€¦ in the writer society in my opinion itā€™s first person point of view awesomeā€¦ I know why people should be around and why I am importantā€¦




So the answersā€¦ I repeat good shit to myself everyday ā€¦ I use mirror and other type of positive thoughts exerciseā€¦ so why not me? Why them? My mom definetly does not careā€¦ she thinks that I am master manipulator with suicode accidents and saying shitty stuffā€¦ probably after all body languageā€¦ observation and learning communication skills gets a hole right in your ass.



Here is the tryth when A woman is hard to get playingā€¦ you are now playing against her and the bitch shield which she has put in front of her. When I look in the mirrorā€¦ the first thought which pops out is ā€œYou are not deathā€¦ kill yourselfā€¦ come onā€¦ put some commitmentband decipline into this shit.ā€. R.L. Stine author Goosebumps his jokes are not funnyā€¦ the best which I can suggest to himā€¦ is to jump from a bridgeā€¦ he is going definetly do something slightly more efficient ā€¦ and effective and goodā€¦ he is going to end up in a documentary.




HOW COOL IS THAT?



Whatā€™s my life or letā€™s say what do I do?
I binge movies and tv showsā€¦ I have pleny of tine waste from my youth so I am watching some good shitā€¦ I donā€™t have time to panic and getting paranoid about guns and financial crisis and warsā€¦ cone on arenā€™t supposed to be smartā€¦ you are intelligent abd now you are imitating an ape behaviorā€¦ come onā€¦ come onā€¦



Whatā€™s the next suprise of the day? Donā€™t think? Having an opinion? Reading a book?
Not a suprise at all



To all fat fucks ā€¦ run if you canā€¦ still go with runā€¦ because the moment you stop hearthattack is going to kill you. To smokersā€¦ great greatā€¦ economy is growing the first step of helping economy is cleaning up the schmuck and idiotic societyā€¦ once the clean up is done we are ready to go. Alcohol abusersā€¦ if you can drink and if you canā€™t stop drinking alcoholā€¦ give a thoughtā€¦ give few thoughtsā€¦ about processā€¦ probably got hates you. I donā€™t do proper talk with girls, mainly because after a conversation I am strongly supposed to blame, judge and shame myselfā€¦ I skip that stepā€¦ mainly becauseā€¦ I feel weird about the whole process. My eyes are redā€¦ my eyes hurtā€¦ itā€™s because I am using a skill which you have forgotten to put into work, itā€™s called ā€œlearningā€. I just donā€™t get fightingā€¦ whatā€™s the idea to learn something or to bend over!?




Jokes about my size, oh itā€™s so geniusā€¦ how much carrots do you get as for daily reward? Fuck Max and his screw up game.. you suckā€¦ okayā€¦ go ans get rape. Sex is a new nuanceā€¦ itā€™s a rape method, I hate all this angry and full of conflict peopleā€¦ it turns my wheels around.. whatā€™s wrong with you? Your parents donā€™t love you? You lost hope at young age? You canā€™t masturbate?



Ignoring and hate this is new thing which is going to motivate you, if you are not getting motivated probably you are mentally incapable human being. Before we start the fun, Have in mind those big screens in your homeā€¦ are slpwly and effectively killing you. So stats say that Bill gates is current reading 3 booksā€¦ he has started reading since 2010ā€¦ Before that he hasnā€™t been a fan to read booksā€¦ so far do Iā€¦ I became fan of books around 2016 yearā€¦ Bill gates reads in a year right now 4.. he has read so far and for the previous year he has read 23ā€¦ we are talking for a fucking speed reading shit.





As for.
Me right now 90 books I have read my goal is to make it 367ā€¦ it was somewhere near thatā€¦ I

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