Jokes From C (BJ's Life #4) - DeYtH Banger (free e books to read online txt) 📗

self-amusement… the best tease ever and the best infield ever watched and made from human being. Negs cleverly adjusted insults to start complaining with a girl in a party in the end you end up fucking as for me… I ended up a dick in my hand and telling you this one story you gonna get the moral outcome of the story. I promise to use push-pull… while I kill myself and also To go and stay on tracks of train… it’s fun… it’s exciting and definetly nobody gets offended this last joke is on me… It’s not on the new tv show with the dmc magician or another sad youtube story or another bullshit article on the web..

It’s great one… I used my best skills to make somebody desire me and wanting to have sex with me… but I ended up rejected from society… from introverts and extroverts…

So this is how I deal…
I am not nice with this one outcome so I show a middle finger, right infront of their eyes! Comedy: Okay

By DeYtH Banger






What best way to depress you and make hate yourself than fucking around with you with girl the words or the terminology which they use is “tease” and “push pull"… from these stand points you start bring more aware of yourself + hating + confused.




If it with guys nothing more is going to shake them hard than saying how far you have succeeded in life and how well you are doing… what you have learn, done, doing, saw, read, watched and etc. This piece of narrowed minded hatred it get easily builded up and most guys end up with being fat and emotionally not capable creatures and also heart attacks are possible.









SO THAT’S WHY I AM HERE… IF YOU DON’T HATE YOURSELF, IT’S TIME TO HATE YOURSELF… IF YOU ALREADY HATE YOURSELF… YOU ARE DOING IT VERY WRONG…

YIU SHOULD HATE YOURSELF SO MUCH THAT WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING YOUR FIRST SENTENCE… WORD… PHRASE… IS

"WHAT THE HELL”

…





- I took chances… I made sacrafices
 - As for you… you lost pleny of your battles and still you are losing
- I removed some of my old friends… and changed jobs… until I found the right one…
- As for you… you are not growing + your most friends are probably bringing you down and this job which now you have… it takes all of your time… free time for you … it’s just too expensive…
- I am here on the stage  and I am okay with getting extinct
- As For you… you are down there… thinking about how much alcohol should you drink to get confident… how much shit you have to do and constantly blaming yourself as for now you are questioning yourself… “should you laugh” or “not"…




OH GOD… OH BELOVED MOTHER
GET BALLS… GET FUCKING BALLS


OR AT LEAST GO AND KILL YOURSELF
YOU HAVE THE FREEDOM OF OUTCOME… INTERACTION + FREEDOM OF ACTION




….





If you asking me about impressing you and let’s go with your main ways impressing others… getting woman pregnant… - You are fucking idiot.. now you are forced 9 months to take care of somebody… um… drifting… nothing impressing with those wheels and moving the car… stearing wheel… left… right… doing maneuvering…



NOT THAT IMPRESSIVE
WE HAVE SEEN IT ALL
ON TV
ON
MOVIES
ON
REALITY SHOWS
ON
TV SHOWS

Comedy: Impress You

 By DeYtH Banger




I am not here to impress you… to show you what my mind can do and say… I am just sharing my opinion the last thing from my act… is nothing more than… all types of conversations are all about “ego” … “all about me"… and also Manipulation can be found everywhere from the baybe who is crying for attention… up to the kid who is manipulating the mom for sweets and chocolate and ice cream… up to the father who is manipulating the seller or the buyer to give more money or even to pay less… we expose ourselfs everyday to manipulation, motivational videos are inspiring and great… but nothing more than making you blind and making you feel delusional… you could go too far if in row 300 of videos you are watching… this is mothing more than sick mind.




SO SLEEP TIDE
WE HAVE A HELL OF RIDE



Okay.. craig… I get your point you sold your sul to the devil to say shitty stuff and speculatiins about celebrities… I get your point radio… and podcast content sucks… but after you get a big head blow in your brain the last thing you want to hear is knowledge, I started listening about alcohol and cigars… just the feel the stand point of a horrible addict me … myself, I am fucking addict no lie about that shit, I was addicted to porn why?

- First, because It saves time
- Second, because it’s less awkward (but we need to acknowledge it from other start points it’s fucking pervert deep shit)
- Third, easy acess… less sweaty and less being tired

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I have on my friends list not only normal guys who are average joe… but and people who translate subliminal meaning to specific stuff like for example:

- If a girl says that you are "good guy”
 - It doesn’t mean that you can fuck her and be her BF… but more likely friends or evem nothing.


The last thing which I read was being asshole gives to yoy a chance to succeed with women, the last two stuff which I remember and saw are:


- A girl telling me that: “I am a good guy”
- And a girl hating a specifuc guy so much that she doesn’t want to have to do anything with him and now talking to him and giving him acess to her body.







SO IF YOU WANT A FUCKING
YOU SELFISH FUCKING MORON
…

THE LESSON IS
A GIRL ENDS UP HAVING SEX WITH THE BAD GUY AS FOR THE NICE GUY… LETS SAY THE STORY ENDS UP IN DEPRESSION


AS FOR FUCKING NOW
I WANT TO KILL MYSELF, I DON’T SEE MY SELF CAPABLE OF  DOING HUMAN STUFF

Comedy: Complex G

 By DeYtH Banger





Why people use terminology… what’s with
The complex words… can’t we use more easy words
… just for the sake of idiots and morons.


I hate short words like “kk” and “gg”.. and “bb” and all this shit it just makes it more complex than it should be. Women want conflict when you are in relationship and in marriage… on the contract which I sign there wasn’t such type of bullet point… that I am going to go throw nerv wrecking moments and nerve breaking down moments…





HUGE FUCK YOU
TO YOU
AND THE GROW WHICH YOU GET INSIDE




Oh god body language is importamt few girls rejected me because of being creepy… as for me I though staring builds tension by itself it’s sexy, but it ends up in being less sexy and more creepy as for now… I got rejected for trying to be nice the girl thought… I was going to do sonething as so far it ends up i in the case of power of miss direction….oh god is there anybody out there planning to kill me… because nothing more than deep evolving hatred…I find in myself… I don’t know is it me… the problem or them… I don’t know… I just know that my intelligence and intellectual existence is fucking me over…





OH GOD FUCK ‘EM ALL!




People who hate me.. to feel free to hate me more or to start participating in that action. I had a conversation with a girl, I was mostly there for her reactions… I was fucking beta male… how cool was it?, It was the dope on the market!
I had a approach with a girl, she was great with face and body… okay just kinda… but then she started smelling bad, now I was curious as for how to implement she smelling bad?..
How do you say this when this is going different direction and now fast move on… I was listening to a channel which was telling me ways how to get women… congruence… intent… statement.




And how about less lay reports… (which a report if alpha male how he in the ends up banging a girl + free)… and more likely shut the fuck up + fuck you. All these advices are making me to puke… with narrow down muscles + zero sucess rate + more anxiety life and we are not talking focusing on another dating product… IT’S HUGE NO… NO…



It’s more likely where is false bang assumption and when is reality assumption… because after all with those temporary truth, it’s like a math exercise which after 5 minutes re-changes self-logistics. Is there rope because I want firstly to hang myself and secondly… I am going down… fucking down…. Life sucks.

Note (Open Mic)

This here note is for all people who are planning to try open mic or wanting to start telling jokes and go in front of a crowd and start talking. It's not easy, I can say this for sure at first you gonna shake you gonna be fucking scared... because you are facing the unknown you are not sure will they like you?... Will they hate